I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

There is only one day left before the martial arts conference.

These two days happened to be the Dragon Boat Festival holiday. After Jiang Siming took his wives and Xiaoxiao from the Wormhole to the Yunnan home for a meal, he took them back to Shanghai in the evening.

Now it’s so convenient to have wormholes. You can go home and have a home-cooked meal anytime, anywhere.

No longer do you have to mobilize people when you return home.

Even if there is a private jet flying back, it is quite strenuous. It takes five or six hours to go back and forth.

Although he was going to the martial arts conference tomorrow, Jiang Siming didn't realize that he was still playing cards with his wives at night.

Jiang Siming, who was about to lose, was finally rejected by his wife and kicked him out of the table.

The reason was that he played Taicai cards and always gave the opponent a shot. They had no experience in playing cards.

Jiang Siming's heart is too bitter, but he is a man who is proficient in gambling. He deliberately lost to you and disliked me for losing too much...

Wait for me next time, I have to win you all!

Furious (fierce)!

With no cards to play, and the wives are not sleeping, Jiang Siming wants to go to the dungeon for a round.

But now back to "One Piece" they can only stay on the ship in a daze, they haven't reached the water capital yet, and they will go for nothing.

It will take another seven days for the small copy roulette to have a new copy.

Jiang Siming, who feels that there is nothing to do, fortunately has Irene and Yoon's call to let him take them to play King of Glory.

Finally found the happy Jiang Siming and agreed without thinking.

Four foreign friends, Yoona, Ishihara, Jenna, and Irene, have also recently become obsessed with the king's mobile game, and they never get tired of it.

There was originally a Jixiao player.

But Zhixiao went to take a bath, so Jiang Siming became a glorious substitute.

Seeing these four chicks sitting side by side on the sofa holding their mobile phones, Jiang Siming naturally squeezed the four of them out of the middle and took the C position.

Then he lay down, resting his head on the beautiful legs of Yoona and Ishihara, while the legs rested on the beautiful legs of Jenna and Irene.

It's so famous that the C position has to play like this.

In order to let her husband play, the four girls had to accept it with difficulty.

"If you don't take us to win, let the four of us lie in your arms and play." Yoona laughed.

Jiang Siming wanted to lose deliberately when he heard it. Say it early, say I won't lie down and let you lie down.

It was a pity that he was already lying down, and the thief was comfortable, Jiang Siming didn't want to get up.

"Husband, you have a number. If you register one temporarily, you won't be able to call five rows, or you can play Jixiao's number."

Yoona asked.

"Of course there is, a full-skin super account, kidding." Jiang Siming said triumphantly.

This account was picked up when playing PUBG with PDD Da Sima Eggplant, and has never been used.

Today is finally useful.

Speaking of Jiang Siming logging in to this account, he went up and took a look, good guy, can't queue.

Because...their ranks are too low.

Jiang Siming found out that the four of them, Irene Order Silver 2, Jenna Order Silver 3, Ishihara Order Silver 2, and Yoona Order Silver 1.

His super account is in the 1st rank, and it can't be ranked at all unless it is matched.

Seeing their position, Jiang Siming wanted to ask them how they persevered.

Oh, there is another Zhixiao who is worse, Stubborn Bronze 2.

These five crouching dragon and phoenix chicks give points to people in the canyon every day, and they are not tired of it, and they are really kind.

"Alada, your number is too high, we don't want it, you can ask Ji Hyo for the number, go, go to the bathroom and get her mobile phone."

Ishihara urged, they must hurry up and get the points~

Jiang Siming couldn't laugh or cry, and just thought of getting up, only to find that Zhixiao's account ran into their five rows.

"Huh? Sister Zhixiao is taking a bath, right?" Ishihara wondered.

At this time, Ji Hyo sent a message: "I'm taking a bath, sisters, you can do it again, gogogo!"

"Okok, let's start! My husband doesn't need you anymore, hehe."

The four women started the game after speaking, ignoring Jiang Siming's bitter eyes.

What kind of person is that special? Really, I'm a stand-by water fountain watcher?

"Husband, don't be angry, just don't move like this, take a break, and give you a massage for the four of us." Yoona said with a grin.

After hearing this, Jiang Siming felt that it was fine. Big men shouldn't care about it and be generous.

It was definitely not because of this sentence that he continued to lie down obediently.

The four of them didn't lie to him. After choosing the hero and entering the waiting interface of the game, they all put down their phones and gave Jiang Siming a full body massage.

Jiang Siming closed his eyes comfortably, but he hadn't enjoyed it long.

"Welcome to the glory of the king, the enemy has five seconds to reach the battlefield."

Following this line, the four of them all closed their hands in a tacit understanding, took back their phones and started to operate.

Jiang Siming had to sigh and wait for them to finish this one.

Jiang Siming, who had nothing to do, even raised his head to watch them play.

After watching it for five minutes, good guys, five people have already sent out 9 heads, and none of the other people got a head.

Two minutes later, 1:15.

Emm... how to put it, it's comparable to his previous king level.

In the past, Jiang Siming might still feel that he was playing so well, anyway, he also had the same virtue.

But with [King of Glory Mastery], their operations belonged to him in his eyes... one by one.

Originally, Jiang Siming thought that if he didn't play well, he didn't play well, and his wives were happy.

But some people like to jump out and pretend to be x.

"Are there five chicks on the opposite side? If you play such dishes, do you want your brother to take you?"

"Hahahaha, I met five girls in the trumpet, so lucky someone will give points."

"Sisters, don't be afraid, we are not bad people, we are not humans at all, quack!"

"Little sisters, we will give you a few heads."

"Little sisters, don't listen to him, add me to WeChat to come online dating, call me three good husbands every day, and take you to diamonds."

"I won't applaud my brother today. I will abuse you until 1:50. We don't have to push the tower in a hurry, hehe."

...

On the public screen where everyone was chatting, the five people on the opposite side began to type interactive taunts.

But because Yoona and the others have been focusing on playing games, and the chat subtitles they set are very small, they didn't see what they said.

Usually they play games like this, and they don't look at the chat box at all.

And five of them are all foreigners. Although Chinese is getting better and better, if you don't look carefully at what the other party sends, you can't actually understand them.

So Yoona and the others play with them, and there are no five people across from the bird.

But because they are not birds does not mean that Jiang Siming is not birds.

If you play the game, just play the game, and you don’t get points. The dishes played opposite you will give you points.

How much superiority do you have to mock?

Forget the ridicule, and still **** others?

Haven't you seen any other women in your life except your mother? Be the love saint online, and reality be the cock.

Jiang Siming became angry after seeing the news from these people.

And these five people didn't even know how to constrain. The more they talked, the more disgusting words began to rush out.

[Author's digression]: First more~