I’m Not Coming Back to Earth With a Girl Like You

55 – #055 f*cked together, let’s never see each other again

To be honest, I was anxious.

I had no doubts that I would succeed many times, but I was still anxious.

However, at the time the saintess was murdered, I had no choice.

With the single-minded determination to become the demon king who will destroy the world if all else fails, I prayed and prayed for success.

And in front of me is Yuri Chae.

There is a girl who moves with Chae Yu-ri’s body.

“Saint?”

“Aren’t you a saint?”

“…Don’t make me anxious. Please.”

“Whoops.”

Chae Yu-ri … No, still a ‘saint’ to me, she caressed her own body with her mischievous smile.

“I see. This is the body of a hero. It’s awkward, but it’s not strange.”

“Are you really a saintess?”

“No. 84.”

The saintess spat out just that one word.

“Do you know what number it is?”

“…The number of times you healed me and saved my life.”

“Yes! That’s right. You remember it well.”

“Because you told me.”

The first day I woke up after defeating the demon king.

Talking with the saintess, when this plan came true, we made several appointments.

“Saint, then do you remember my name?”

“Siwoo.”

“Do you remember how many times I made you cry in this chapel?”

“…Number 13.”

“That’s right. You… You’re right. You really thought Chae Yu-ri was acting, didn’t you?”

“Whoops.”

The saintess smiled lowly on Chae Yu-ri’s face.

It’s the same face, but I thought that the impression really changed depending on the kind of person inside.

“Hey, this isn’t the time for the two of you to chat.”

As I was about to talk to the saintess in earnest, I heard a voice beating a candle behind her.

“Can’t you just stay still at a time like this?”

“Why don’t you stay still. You guys may have reached the goal now, but isn’t this important for now?”

Kramuta pointed to the corpse of Chae Yu-ri, a fallen saint, on the floor.

“What are you going to do with this? What are you going to do…”

“I’m going to do this.”

Hwareuk.

The saintess relentlessly pointed her staff at what used to be her own body.

“The flame of the goddess.”

A white flame that was distinctly different from the one Chae Yu-ri used before shimmered.

The flames covered the saintess’ body in an instant, and the saintess’s body gradually began to distort.

“That, saintess…?”

“Let’s erase the demonic power now. Just as the demonic energy can be erased, the divine power can also erase the demonic energy.”

“So, are you going to purify the demonic energy that dwells in this body?”

“Yes. If left alone, it could be dangerous later.”

Hwareuk.

The saintess swept her wand sideways once, and the white flames were withdrawn.

How should I say it, the mummies were made in an instant.

As you often see in movies based on Egyptian mythology, a human mummy appeared in front of me in an instant.

“It’s a little… Complicated. The saintess made her body like this.”

“We still have to do post-processing. Now we’re leaving this world.”

The saintess winked at me, and I also nodded her head broadly.

“What? Wait. Are you guys going to go on like this?”

Kramuta screamed in fright.

“Now, tens of thousands of people have died, and even the saintess has become like this?”

“It’s Chae Yu-ri’s fault that tens of thousands of people died, it’s not our fault.”

“That’s right. Even the saintess died.”

“No, I’m trying to deal with the current situation… Ha.”

Kramuta scratched his head and laughed.

“Well, it’s none of my business. I’m not a member of the Goddess Church, so I just need to find my new body and occupy it.”

“I’m sorry. Kramut, I entrusted the body of a hero to you.”

“No, no. I think it would be nice to just live with this body for eternity. It has a dangling head and no arms, but well, that’s fine if you’re equipped.”

Kramuta pointed to her saintess, and soon her saintess realized the direction her Kramuta’s finger was pointing and placed her hand on her shoulder.

“I’ll give you the barding.”

“Saint!”

The saintess took off her barding and her dress on the spot.

“Oh…”

The saintess took off her dress and scanned her body while wearing only her underwear.

“Your body seems much better than mine.”

“No, that.”

“I must have been constantly managing it. I felt it when I was put in the dungeon last time.”

“… Chae Yu-ri was a woman who cared about her body a lot.”

She cared so much about herself, like running away from her battlefield instead of coming out to her battlefield.

How does it make sense to maintain a body like that even after coming into this world?

There were cases where other women over there became sleazy female warriors.

“Wear this at least once.”

I took off her clothes and handed them to her saintess.

Although it was only a top, the saintess covered the top with a piece of clothing that narrowly covered the bottom.

“Sleep. Here you go, Kramut.”

“If this is… It will fit. Yes, that’s good.”

Kramuta wrapped her faded dress around her neck.

“With this, my neck will fall and I won’t be able to do that.”

“What does the barding say?”

“I have to find my body first, and then find the barded body. Oh, but that’s what I mean.”

Kramuta revealed her true color with a fishy smile.

“Hey. Am I going to become the demon king now?”

“…….”

“Honestly, why did I help you all this time? Huh? Didn’t I?”

“Anyway.”

“…Huh?”

Kramuta’s expression changed at my answer.

“What? Wait a minute. I’m going to be the Demon King? I’m going to rule over humans?”

“That’s right. Instead, the Goddess Church will take care of those who died unjustly.”

“No, did I just stab you in the back? I’m going to become a demon king? Will I really destroy this world?”

“This world, destroy or dominate, do as you please.”

Even the saintess came to my aid.

“Still, I’m going to become the Demon King, so please decorate it nicely. Her saintess, her witch Chae Yu-ri, was oxidized while confined to her body, so no one should touch the remains of this saintess.”

“No.”

“And since the Goddess Church has now been annihilated… Well… Well, that’s by going to a place called ‘Earth’.”

The saintess spared her gossip.

She seemed to be trying to curse the goddess again, but we now had to seek help from the goddess for one last possibility.

“Kramuta, please take good care of this world. Whether you rule it, or let humanity annihilate each other, or root out the Goddess Church and create a new Goddess Church, do as you please. Instead.”

I stretched out her fist at Kramuta, who was raising her fingernails.

“Hwang Lian. Min Sena. Park Ha-young. Chae Yu-ri. You manage these four seals. Just as humanity sealed the 4 kings of the demon army, now you, as the demon king, will seal the four warriors.”

“What is it? Are humans and demons in reverse? Ha, that’s funny. Really.”

“Do you like it?”

“No. I’m just being stupid. Okay. I’ll do that.”

Kramuta hit her fists with me with her free hand.

“It’s unfortunate that we couldn’t defeat the real hero who defeated the demon king, but it must be immoral to pretend to be the demon king with the body of a warrior.”

Goo Goo Goo.

The chapel is about to collapse.

But we were not taken aback.

Even if the building collapses, the hero’s body is safe.

“Hmm… Mr. Undertaker?”

The saintess carefully opened her mouth and stood in front of her goddess statue.

“Before we leave, shall we do that once?”

“That?”

“Yes. That’s what I’ve always wanted to do.”

Her saintess stepped aside in front of her goddess statue, and I stood face to face with her.

Wiying.

When I took out the two rings I was wearing around my neck, the rings slowly began to glow with divine power.

“Anyway, a goddess is…”

“What? Are you having a wedding?”

“Would you like to officiate?”

“What? Puha, saintess. Are you really just going out because it’s the end?”

“What do you know?”

Kramuta stood in front of the altar with a genuine smile.

“Ah, the groom and the bride.”

Her As if officiating at her ceremony, she raised her hand high with one of her arms and gave a solemn voice.

“Get out of this world, and when you return to Earth, don’t come back to this world for a hundred years. Let’s never see each other again.”

“It’s the same here. …What about the saintess?”

“That. From now on, from the moment you put this ring on, don’t call me a saint.”

The saintess touched her mouth with her index finger and smiled lightly.

“Could you call me Yuri Chae now?”

“……For the time being, calling them by name seems a bit repulsive.”

“So, is there any other expression?”

“…Baby?”

“Whoa, f*ck.”

Kramut Ah spat out her twin lust.

“What. Why. What.”

“Ah, it’s disgusting, so get out of here.”

“…Tsk.”

I tried to spit on Kramuta, who broke her mood, but after holding back, I stretched out my hand toward the saintess-no, her Chae-yuri.

“Let’s go back. To Earth.”

“The way you speak.”

“…Let’s go back.”

“…Yes.”

Yuri Chae reached out her hand to me, and I put the ring on her finger.

“I guess I have to insert the other side as well, right?”

Chae Yu-ri put a ring on my hand right away.

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Now, the only thing to do is to return to Earth…

“…….”

“…….”

It should have stayed, but there was no response.

Did you find out the shortcut?

Did the incompetent goddess control this like a ghost again?

“Such a beggar goddess-“

Pa— Ah!

Around us, a small circle unfolded.

Then, the goddess statue behind Kramuta began to sparkle with light, and her divine power flowed out like mist and became one person.

[Thank you, warrior. May good luck be with you in the future […]

It is not the goddess herself.

The goddess didn’t feel it, and she prayed towards us like the thoughts that the goddess had left behind.

“Yuri. That’s it.”

“…Just before leaving?”

“Yes.”

Saaa.

Our bodies gradually became fog and scattered from under our feet, and I held onto Chae Yu-ri and one hand.

“Goddess.”

“Eat this.”

Chae Yu-ri and I raised our middle fingers toward the goddess with the ringed hands.

Pa— Ah.

A halo of light enveloped us.

I felt my body being scattered somewhere, but I did not let go of Chae Yu-ri’s hand until the end.

Holy Lady.

I called her one last time and bowed her head.

As we kissed each other, we longed for a return to Earth.

Then.

We arrived at a space that was all too familiar to me.

It was a lecture room.