I'm not a psychopath!
Chapter 131 Socially anxious people
"Ah???"
Shen Chengxian was stunned. This was his first time to do push-ups with his chest muscles. Could he really do it?
Well, maybe not.
This is a new way to practice chest muscle flexibility! !
Shen Chengxian suddenly had an idea and began to think about how to apply this flexibility in actual combat. A picture appeared in his mind.
The enemy chopped down with a knife and was about to succeed, but he was not in a hurry. He directly clamped the knife with his chest muscles, and then took advantage of the enemy's surprise to turn defeat into victory!
"Fuck!"
"Sir, Chengxian has learned from you!"
Shen Chengxian bowed to the instructor on the podium, and then he lay on the ground and tried.
Instructor Yuan: "."
This made Instructor Yuan stunned. I just said that, but he can really do it?
"This student, why don't you get up? At worst, I won't punish you." He was about to help Shen Chengxian, but he didn't expect to be rejected.
"No! I understand. This is a new way to cultivate the body. Please allow me, Instructor Yuan!"
"What did you understand?"
Seeing that Instructor Yuan was still trying to stop him, Shen Chengxian transmitted the picture in his mind to him through his spiritual consciousness.
Instructor Yuan: "Ah!"
He took a few steps back and shook his head. The picture in his mind impacted his three views.
The main thing is that if you can win by surprise, it is not impossible.
For example, Jiang Qing's horizontal hard qigong, isn't this also a completely cognitive exercise?
"This classmate has a wonderful idea and may really take a new path." Instructor Yuan sighed.
"A new path!"
When these words fell into the ears of other students, they were no less shocking. Is this a creator of the way?
So some students lay on the ground and began to imitate Shen Chengxian's movements. That's right.
There are so many muscles in the human body, and they are all useful after training, except for the two muscles in the chest. They are trained to be bigger, but they are not like hands and feet, so they can't be used.
If it can be used for attack
Seeing the male students going crazy, but some of them were restricted by conditions and could not try and sighed.
This made the female students also calm down.
She looked down at her chest.
Instructor Yuan looked at the scene in front of him. Everyone was trying to innovate, which was a good thing!
However, these students had no experience after all. It would be bad if they took the wrong path. The only problem was that he could not teach them.
Instructor Yuan suddenly thought of Jiang Qing.
[Ding! Trigger scene task]
[Task content: Please play a super social phobia in the next three days. If any normal human behavior occurs, a system prompt will pop up. If it occurs more than three times in a row within a period of time, it will be considered a mission failure. ]
[Task difficulty: ☆☆☆]
[Completion reward: Little whip of love. ]
"Jiang Qing, can you come up and share some experience on how to innovate."
Jiang Qing looked at the panel. Isn't it just pretending to be socially phobic, and there will be reminders. What's so difficult about this.
He was about to reject Instructor Yuan's invitation.
"Instructor Yuan, no"
[Drip: Overconfident gaze]
[Drip: Overconfident tone]
[Drip: A super social phobic person cannot refuse so decisively. ]
[Hint: The host has violated the requirements three times. If normal human behavior occurs again, the mission will be considered a failure. ]
Jiang Qing: !!!
What the hell, this is the third time?
Instructor Yuan frowned and continued to persuade: "Student Jiang, just share some experience. This is a great benefit to my entire human race!"
"Student Jiang?"
Seeing Jiang Qing lowering his head and not speaking, Instructor Yuan walked up in confusion.
This made Jiang Qing sweat.
Damn, I have never been a social phobic person in my two lives, and I am a super social phobic person. If I am a real social phobic person, what should I do at this moment?
Drill into the trash can?
Or just smash a hole in the ground and stick my head in?
"Student Jiang?"
Jiang Qing lowered his head and stood up, slowly took out a pineapple from his pocket and threw it on the ground.
"——Boom!!"
A huge explosion and fire came, drowning everyone, but because it was thrown in front of him, most of the shock waves were absorbed by Jiang Qing and Instructor Yuan.
Isn't it just pretending to be a social phobia?
Then I won't pretend. I will become a social phobia directly, and it's still the kind of crazy, even blowing myself up, a human bomb!
Who said social terrorists.
Isn't it a social phobia?
I have become a real "social phobia", you can't pop up my window, right?
Jiang Qing raised his head and looked directly at Instructor Yuan, who was still smoking, and soon he was happy in his heart, it really worked!
And Instructor Yuan was completely immersed in shock at this moment. He looked at the building, and now only the foundation was left.
Many students were also blown away, but fortunately, he and Jiang Qing absorbed most of the energy, so no one was injured.
Why did it explode suddenly?
He clearly saw that Jiang Qing just took out a pineapple.
"Instructor Yuan, why did it explode suddenly?" Jiang Qing asked first. "You are knowledgeable, can you explain for the students, is it because of the chest push-ups.
It resonated with the spiritual energy inside the pineapple, so the abnormality occurred?"
'Very good, there is no problem with normal speaking. 'Jiang Qing nodded secretly.
"Why did it explode? This. Probably, it should have nothing to do with chest push-ups, right?"
Instructor Yuan was stunned.
"No problem? Then why did it explode? Are there any other abnormalities in the classroom?"
"Yes, why is that? Could it be..." Instructor Yuan turned around and stared at Luo Hua's chest muscles, lost in thought.
This is a new and difficult subject.
The human body can actually resonate with plants. If this set of principles can be thoroughly studied, it might be possible to open a new era of cultivation!
"Classmate Jiang, your question is a bit profound. Please wait until I go back to study it and I will give you an answer then."
Then he said to the students: "Students, the road of exploration is always difficult, but small hardships cannot be a stumbling block for us. We must take steps forward and be brave in innovation!"
Instructor Yuan’s eyes were very determined.
Then he directed the students to move the broken seats back to their original places and finished the lesson.
But obviously, Instructor Yuan was a little absent-minded in the subsequent lessons. He hurriedly left as soon as the get out of class was over, still mumbling something.
"Great talent, have you finished your class?"
"Why are you only wearing a pair of underwear? You are covered in black and smell of burning."
The chief instructor saw Instructor Yuan hurriedly walking past with his head lowered. This was the number one scholar in the dynasty and an all-around great talent. Whether it was psychic research or military formations, he was a top-notch existence and had the strongest overall strength.
Research whatever you want.
"Ah, um"
Instructor Yuan didn't even look at the chief instructor, which made the latter a little confused.
The head teacher scratched his head, then looked at the ruins of the teaching building.
What the hell are you teaching?
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