I’m in Hollywood

Early in the morning, in a high-rise apartment next to the East River on Manhattan's Upper East Side.

Linda Evangelinsta stood by the kitchen counter and cut an apple leisurely. She was only wearing a black tight vest and denim hot pants. She had a Walkman on her waist. The music swayed gently, and occasionally hummed along with it, and seemed to be in a very good mood.

After slicing the apples, he turned around to get the salad dressing from the refrigerator when he saw Cindy Crawford appearing at the door of the kitchen at some point, leaning on the door frame, her thick brown hair scattered and her eyes faint. Yes, like a witch.

Yeah, you startled me, Linda Evangelinsta noticed the expression on Cindy Crawford's face, stepped back subconsciously, and leaned against the refrigerator door. After a moment of panic, she quickly took off her earphones, pretending to be calm, and giggled twice as if nothing had happened, and said, Morning, Cindy.

Cindy Crawford folded her arms over her chest, looked Linda Evangelinsta up and down, and said with the same calmness: This is my vest.

Ah, ha, we both have the same body, hehe, it's a good fit.

Cindy Crawford looked down. My hot pants.

Linda Evangelinsta waved her little hand indiscriminately and said, Oh, I'm a little fat, but it's alright.

And my walkman.

Linda Evangelinsta felt that Cindy Crawford was like a female leopard on the verge of eruption, she shrank her neck, and said, You, you won't be so stingy, next time you come to my house, my things will follow. You used it.

Cindy Crawford twitched the corner of her mouth, stood up straight and walked into the kitchen, Linda Evangelinsta realized that something was wrong and was about to dodge. She was pressed against the refrigerator door. Cindy Crawford has maintained a good habit of fitness for a long time. Although the two are of the same stature, she is much stronger than Linda Evangelinsta. Linda was pushed against the refrigerator door with one arm, and she tried a few times to no avail.

Of course I don't care about these things. Cindy Crawford stared at Linda and said, But why do you have to make trouble and mess up my affairs.

I, I, Linda Evangelinsta stammered and said: I, this is for your own good, we drank last night. Yes, after drinking, I heard that I was pregnant after drinking. The kid in the room is very likely to be an idiot.

Cindy Crawford picked up the small soup pot next to it for boiling milk, and shook her expression viciously a few times: Believe it or not, I'll call you an idiot now. You were clearly making trouble on purpose last night.

I didn't, Linda retorted subconsciously.

He didn't dare to look directly at each other, turned his head slightly, and his eyes just fell on the soup pot that Cindy was waving.

Do not know why. Xiao Gan, who was originally frightened by Cindy's sudden incarnation as the Queen of Darkness, calmed down inexplicably when he saw the soup pot. Instead, he felt a little funny, so he laughed.

Ha ha……

Cindy pressed her hand slightly. Even more angry: You still dare to laugh.

After Linda laughed, she became more courageous and said, Cindy, let me go, or Eric wakes up, and I don't guarantee that I will say anything.

Cindy's arm subconsciously relaxed a little, but immediately exerted force, waving the small soup pot in her right hand, threatening: I don't care whether you want to eat this meal or not. But if you dare to smash the pot, I really will want you to look good.

Okay, okay. I won't say it, Linda Evangelinsta bowed her hands together begging for mercy. She didn't dare to really piss off Cindy, and it must still hurt to be knocked on by that little soup pot.

Seeing that she was really subdued, Cindy let go of her arm just enough.

When Cindy Crawford let go of herself, Linda rubbed her chest, twitched her nose, stared at Cindy's mouth and teased, I think the most important thing you need to do now is to brush your teeth first.

Cindy Crawford vented, and the little flame that was about to go out in her heart jumped up again after hearing Linda's words, remembering the situation when this bad friend suddenly held the back of her head at a critical moment last night. , is even more angry. If it wasn't for her, he might have succeeded.

Yeah, but before brushing our teeth, our good sisters should make out, Cindy said, throwing the small soup pot aside, bullying her body forward, holding Linda in her hands like lightning, trying to dodge 's little brain.

Linda Evangelinsta realized what Cindy Crawford wanted to do, and finally struggled: What are you going to do, stop, Cindy, I was wrong, I, um...

After Eric woke up, he just walked out of the bedroom when he heard the woman's struggling whimper, and followed the sound quickly, just to see the scene of Linda being pressed by Cindy on the refrigerator door and forcibly kissing.

Standing at the door and admiring it for a while, Eric said with a smile, Hey, darlings, don't you think this is a waste of resources?

Cindy Crawford heard Eric's voice, and then let go of Linda Evangelinsta. Linda pouted at the sink a few times, and quickly rushed out of the kitchen, towards the bathroom. go.

Cindy Crawford straightened her messy hair, and returned to her charming appearance. With a charming smile on her face, she said to Eric, Good morning, Eric.

Morning, Eric pointed to the door where Linda Evangelinsta disappeared: What are you doing?

Oh, she wants to taste yogurt, Cindy Crawford shrugged cheerfully, but suddenly realized something and rushed out of the kitchen, shouting, Hey, Linda, here I am. There are spare toothbrushes, you are not allowed to use my toothbrush.

After a lot of tossing and making breakfast, it was already nine o'clock in the morning.

Eric sat down at the table with milk and a plate, spread today's newspaper in front of him, and looked at it while eating breakfast.

A few minutes later, Cindy Crawford and Linda Evangelinsta walked in with their poor breakfasts. The two women had been inking in the bathroom for a while, and Eric both After brushing his teeth and washing his face, he started to prepare his own breakfast. None of them came out yet. During this period, Eric also roughly understood what was going on in the picture he started to see.

When Linda Evangelinsta sat down, she felt that the walkman was still pinned to her waist. She took it off and put it on the dining table. She picked up the cutlery and picked up the fruit salad on the plate. She noticed the newspaper in front of Eric. . Curiously asked: Eric, what are you looking at?

Last week's box office statistics, Eric replied casually.

Oh. I remembered, Linda Evangelinsta was suddenly interested. Glancing at Cindy Crawford, he said, Fair Game was released last Friday, did you win the box office championship?

Cindy Crawford looked up at Eric with complex eyes when she heard this.

Eric glanced at Cindy, shook his head, and said, No, the first place is Universal's Ghost Horse.

Oh, that must be the second place, right? Linda asked again. There was a little gloating in the eyes of Cindy.

Eric shook his head again: The second place is Fox's Die Hard 3.

Ah, then... Forget it, I'm optimistic about it myself, Linda wanted to ask, but she quickly shook her head, reached out and grabbed the newspaper, browsed it on the eye-catching table in the entertainment section, and quickly exclaimed. : Wow, how come there are so few, only 6.8 million. It is ranked sixth. This is a new film.

No one stipulates that the audience must like the new movie, Eric glanced at Cindy. He smiled and said to Linda, inadvertently caught a glimpse of the walkman that Linda had placed on the dining table just now, his eyes were fixed, he reached out and took the delicate black music player and rubbed it in his hand.

When Cindy Crawford heard the name of Fair Game, she was worried for a while. The heroine of this film should have been hers, if it was a success at the box office. It means that she lost a chance to become a Hollywood first-line actress. Hearing that Linda Evangelinsta reported the box office data, I finally felt relieved.

It grossed $6.8 million in its opening weekend. The sixth place in the rankings is not a success.

He secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Cindy Crawford looked up and noticed that Eric was playing with his walkman with a thoughtful look, which was a little inexplicable, but he still asked the question that he cared about most: Eric, who were you? Didn't you know the film was going to fail?

Eric didn't take his eyes off the walkman, shook his head and said casually: How can I be so good, but after Joe Silver told me about this project, I felt that there was a big problem with the script, and I heard that they were working on the project later. It has been adjusted significantly, so the current results have nothing to do with me.”

How could it be okay, Claudia? Schiffer is the heroine, Linda said beside her. I heard you helped her grab it.

Eric said: Claudia is not short of film appointments, so I don't need to help her grab it, but Warner's price is higher.

That's terrible now. The production cost is 50 million US dollars, Linda continued. The first weekend box office is only 6.8 million. How much will the final box office be?

Around 30 million, it's not too bad, maybe it can make a return in the later stage. Jurassic Park 2 will be released next week, and other films will basically be eliminated.

What Eric said is of course, the two women did not doubt that Jurassic Park 2 has the potential to dominate the box office, and neither refuted it. After all, Cindy Crawford was a little entangled in the original matter, and asked, Eric, why do you think this film failed?

Eric replied: I just glanced at the film reviews, mainly because the completion of the film's story is too low, although Joe Silver has adjusted the script, but this problem is generated during the production process. , the director wasted too much time in the early stage of the plot, and as a result, the story just started to take a big turning point, and it ended in a hurry, this situation should be limited by the budget, the director did not finish what he wanted to shoot.

Although I haven't watched the full movie, Eric can roughly guess that the problems of this film should be similar to the box office fiasco of Michael Bay's Escape from the Clone Island in his previous life, giving people a feeling that it will end before it begins. . One of the major 'disadvantages' of the North American film business system is that, in most cases, if it is a really bad movie, the audience will not buy it because you are a big star with a big cost and a big production.

Cindy Crawford is also glad that she escaped the disaster at this time. If she had acted in this film, even if the responsibility for the failure of the film was not on her, her acting career in Hollywood would definitely have ended as soon as it started. However, she immediately felt some resentment in her heart. If she starred in this film, she might ruin the acting career she just tried to get involved in, but this incident would definitely not have much impact on Claudia Schiffer. , With the resources in Eric's hands, if you give her the position of the heroine in a big production, she will definitely be able to easily regain her popularity.

Eating the breakfast in front of him casually, noticing that Eric still didn't mean to put down the walkman, Cindy Crawford asked curiously, Eric, is there anything wrong with this Walkman?

No, it's perfect, it can be called a handicraft.

then you……

I suddenly thought of something, Eric explained vaguely, looked up at the two women, and asked, What are you going to do after breakfast?

Cindy Crawford replied: The team and I are going to the Hudson River today to get ready to record some vcrs for the players.

I don't have much work today. The production team is going to buy some props. I don't need to come forward. Well, I can go and replace the runway from yesterday, Linda Evangelinsta said. Suddenly realizing something, he said to Eric: Eric, do you need our help?

Come with me to go shopping, Eric put down the walkman in his hand reluctantly, and smiled: I suddenly remembered to see if I could buy something. Of course, if you want to change the runway in person, let it go.

Ah, of course you don't have to. Let someone else do this kind of trivial thing, Linda Evangelinsta shook her head quickly, then looked at Cindy Crawford proudly.

Cindy Crawford was a little depressed. Since she just said that she has a job today, in front of Eric, the big boss, she is not good to be lazy, so she curled her lips depressed and asked unwillingly: Eric, will you come over tonight?

It depends on the situation, I'll go back the day after tomorrow. Eric said uncertainly.

After breakfast, Cindy Crawford hurried off to work. Eric was tossed by Linda Evangelinsta for half an hour, put on a makeup that he couldn't even recognize himself, and the woman drew and painted on her own for another half an hour before the two came out. the apartment.

Eric's car was parked outside the apartment, and the two got into the car. Linda Evangelinsta then remembered and asked, Eric, what are we going to buy? (To be continued .)

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