I'm Immortal Speed Pass Supernatural Game
#46 - I feel inferior to Yuanshen
Outside the Saintess Valley.
Wu Wang and Wu Xiaoyou were walking back towards the village.
For the first half of the journey, both were silent.
Especially Wu Xiaoyou.
Having witnessed the misery provided by the Saintess's ghostly apparitions, she harbored the utmost malice towards the entire village, especially when she thought of the old village chief's wrinkled face, which resembled a Shar-Pei when he smiled, making her nauseous.
"Um... why did the village chief treat the Saintesses like that? There's no need for such torment before the sacrifice, is there?" Wu Xiaoyou couldn't help but ask halfway through their walk.
As far as she knew, the Yin Marriage Ritual only required offering the Saintess's heart to the Yin Marriage God.
The previous torment was entirely the village chief's doing.
"Because the current state can't fill the chasm of his desires, he can only soothe his twisted heart through the pain of others," Wu Wang replied expressionlessly.
Of course, he knew why.
That old bastard didn't have a dick!
Equivalent to being a eunuch for two hundred years, every year when a new Saintess was chosen, he could have freely played with her before the sacrifice, but alas, he had no tools for the job.
He could only satisfy his long-repressed twisted heart by inflicting torture-like physical torment, watching the other party scream hoarsely.
"Perverted old man..."
Hearing the mutterings beside him, Wu Wang smiled slightly and comforted her, "Don't worry, he'll soon truly be a 'dead' pervert, I guarantee it."
With that, he suddenly bent down.
He took out something strangely shaped from his pocket and casually dug a hole to bury it.
Wu Xiaoyou was used to it.
In fact, on the way down the mountain last night, the other party had also buried a dozen of these things on the road, and she had curiously asked what they were.
All she got was the other party's mysterious reply: "These are amazing tools that will be used later."
So she stopped paying attention.
Before long, they returned to Yin Marriage Village.
The old village chief had been waiting in the ancestral hall for a long time.
He wanted to hear that madman explain what it meant to sacrifice himself.
There was a ready-made Saintess here that could be used!
But as soon as they met and he opened his mouth, he was met with the other party's loud questioning.
"What's the use of sacrificing a Saintess? That's just a repetition of the previous two hundred years of pain. What you're going to do this time is to replace the Yin Marriage God! Can't you open up your perspective?" Wu Wang's tone was unusually firm.
"Perspective...?" The old village chief was a little confused.
Wu Wang, who hadn't even taken a sip of water since coming down the mountain, said passionately, "He's in the sky! You'll never be able to replace him from the ground unless we find a way to pull him down! The Saintess can't do it, but I can!"
"You saw it yesterday, I have a way to escape from a certain death situation."
"Imagine, the sacrifice slips away from the Yin Marriage God's own hands, wouldn't he be enraged? Wouldn't he come down to exterminate us? Wouldn't you be able to replace him by using the aura of that being?"
The old bastard, who hadn't left the village for two hundred years, didn't understand what PUA was.
But he felt his heart beating very fast, and a surge of excitement rushed to his head!
That's right! That makes sense!
If the Yin Marriage God doesn't come down, how can he replace him?
He had indeed witnessed this madman's abilities yesterday, being pierced by bone spurs and having his life force drained by curses, yet he still appeared at the village banquet, lively and kicking, causing trouble.
"But, how can you be the sacrifice?" The old village chief didn't completely lose his mind because of the excitement.
He remembered trying it more than a hundred years ago; a woman not born in the Yin Year, Yin Month, Yin Day, Yin Hour couldn't become a sacrifice at all.
The Yin Marriage God wouldn't accept it at all.
The original Zhang Sanfeng was already the only exception; he was not only the Saintess's child, but also met the birth hour requirements.
But even so, his role was only to prevent the Yin Marriage God from getting angry.
The blessings that would have appeared in previous years would not appear at all.
"I have this! Look."
With that, Wu Wang rolled up his sleeves and showed the old village chief his red vertical pupils.
His figure moved silently to block Wu Xiaoyou's view, lest she see the Abyssal God Mark.
The mental pollution of this thing is not something ordinary people can withstand. After all, the old bastard, like Principal Wang, has been contaminated by the aura for thirty years, so he should be fine taking a look.
"Buzz—"
Even so, the old village chief still felt as if his head was about to explode.
Startled, he immediately turned away.
But he found that the other party's figure and appearance had already become the little madman's form, and even he couldn't see any difference, and even the other party had the conditions for being born of "Yin Marriage."
"High! Really high!" The old village chief gave a thumbs up, then said embarrassedly, "Then... how should I absorb the aura of that being?"
Wu Wang revealed a mysterious smile.
He reached into his crotch and took out a strange ring.
"This is a Leg-Stretching Pill... oh no, wrong channel, this is a mysterious ring I obtained by chance, which used to house an old man who could refine pills and release white cold fire."
Wu Wang handed it over.
He continued to explain, "Unfortunately, that old man seems to have been rescued by a guy named Xiao, leaving only this storage ring, which can absorb the aura of that being."
It was a pure white ring.
This was the qualification ring that Principal Wang gave to Teacher Yao for investigation in [Fight Back to School].
When Wu Wang left the other party's office, he actually stole it with [Shadow Boxing].
It was originally just a habit, like a recording pen, to leave a backup.
Unexpectedly, it could be brought out of the instance.
This was the ring that Principal Wang used to store the Abyssal God's aura, perfect for scamming the old village chief.
"This... this kind of divine object..." The old village chief was so excited that he became incoherent after taking it.
Wu Xiaoyou asked curiously with a strange expression, "Why is it called a storage ring?"
She is a modern person who knows this meme!
Wu Wang pondered for two seconds and said:
"Maybe because it goes 'na na na'."
Old Village Chief: "?"
Wu Xiaoyou: "?"
What kind of cuteness are you selling!
Although he hesitated for a moment, the old village chief could indeed feel the extraordinary nature of the ring, especially after wearing it, the dizziness he had just felt from looking directly at the red vertical pupils was greatly reduced.
This ring is really useful!
"By the way, does the sacrifice have to wait until the night after tomorrow?" Wu Wang asked curiously.
The old village chief shook his head and said, "No, actually, the sacrifice can be performed at any time within these three days, even now."
"Then why do you always wait until the last day? And make it so lively for the first two days?"
To this, the old village chief said indifferently, "This makes it seem more ceremonial, and the villagers believe in this. Otherwise, how can the greatness of the Yin Marriage God be reflected? They need to convince themselves."
"Oh, feudal superstition..."
Wu Wang's voice became increasingly low and cold.
He hated this kind of deceiving thing.
It seems that the road to popularizing "talking about science and breaking superstition" is still very long.
"Then let's go to the ancestral hall now, lest something unexpected happen," Wu Wang suggested.
The old village chief thought for a moment and nodded in agreement.
He really didn't want to wait even a second!
Freedom... long-awaited freedom!
The three moved to the ancestral hall.
The old village chief carefully took off those human skins and locked them in a box, then took a plate from in front of the offering table and handed it to Wu Wang.
Wu Wang asked doubtfully, "Does this sacrifice require putting the heart on it?"
He suddenly realized—he couldn't do it.
If he took out his heart, he seemed to be resurrected immediately, and the heart on the plate would disappear and return to his body.
Regarding his question.
Now the old village chief can be said to be all-knowing.
He immediately explained, "Oh oh, no need, as long as you stab this dagger into your heart, you will be able to see the Yin Marriage God, who will lead your soul in and suck it away. Putting it on a plate is also a ritual I made up."
With that, he handed over a dagger that was stained with countless bloodstains, and never cleaned, causing it to be dark red throughout.
The moment it was taken out, Wu Xiaoyou felt that the wails of those Saintesses seemed to echo on the dagger.
Her fists clenched unconsciously.
"OK, then that's fine."
"Need me to help..."
Pfft—
The old village chief's voice trailed off.
He had already seen the other party holding the dagger in his backhand and stabbing it fiercely into his heart, with such force that only the hilt was left outside his body.
Even the old village chief, who had killed countless people, felt a tremor in his heart.
Can someone really be so cruel to themselves!
He didn't even hesitate?
So, subconsciously, he asked, "You... how do you feel?"
At this time, Wu Wang's life was hanging by a thread, his eyes gradually dimmed, and he vaguely saw the sky outside the ancestral hall tearing open a gap, from which a pair of slender arms with skin like creamy jade stretched out.
Mental pollution instantly filled his soul.
Wanting to pull him to the position of the arm.
He squeezed out a disdainful smile and sarcastically said:
"I feel... he's not as good as the Abyssal God's one..."
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