I'm Immortal Speed Pass Supernatural Game

“咚！咚！咚！”

The sky was just beginning to brighten, the eastern horizon glowing with the first rays of dawn.

Accompanied by the knocking was a voice filled with weary languor: “I’m coming in! You have ten seconds to hide your little porno books, don’t let me see something I shouldn’t see.”

Click—

The moment the words fell, the bedroom door was pushed open.

Those ten seconds were a complete sham.

Wu Xiaoyou charged in with a flamboyant air, her eyes quickly scanning under the bed, the trash can, and the direction of the tissues on the bedside table.

If Wu Wang’s appearance was at the level of delicate and pleasing, like a well-formed speck of clay flung out by the Goddess Nüwa,

then her features were simply works of art meticulously crafted by God.

Her round, oval face paired with the rabbit pajamas she wore made her seem exceptionally sweet, while her light golden, large, wavy hair, scattered loosely and casually, revealed a touch of lazy charm in her temperament.

Unfortunately, such a delicate face was marred by the mouth it possessed.

“Tsk, hiding it so fast? Couldn’t there have been a scene where I caught you in the act, leaving you socially dead and embarrassed? Then I could use that as leverage to force you to take over the housework.” Wu Xiaoyou sighed, expressing her regret.

Wu Wang remained seated, staring intently at the computer screen, retorting without turning his head: “First of all, who uses physical books to watch porn in the internet age? Secondly, old women shouldn’t wear such pink clothes to pretend to be young, okay? Finally, I’m the one who’s been doing the damn housework anyway!”

Having said that, he inconspicuously hid the fruit knife he had intended to use for suicide in the drawer.

Unexpectedly, Wu Xiaoyou darted forward.

Reaching out, she grabbed Wu Wang’s left hand, which was in the midst of its little maneuver.

Snatching the fruit knife away, her tone became serious.

“You tried to kill yourself again? Didn’t we agree you’d get a good night’s sleep? Did you lie to me?”

Watching her eyes gradually redden, glistening tears began to well up.

Wu Wang quickly retorted defensively, “No! I was peeling fruit to eat!”

Having said that, he immediately took out two leftover fruit cores from the drawer.

These were the things the cats, after getting angry last night, had found from who knows where and used to bang on the door.

Seeing the fruit cores, Wu Xiaoyou finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Carefully placing the fruit knife on the table,

she draped her soft, boneless, fair arms over Wu Wang’s shoulders from behind, leaning down and gently saying, “Little brother, Second Sister will definitely find a better psychologist to help you control that urge, please don’t do things that hurt yourself anymore, okay?”

“Yeah, I’ll try.”

Wu Wang also changed his usual cheap demeanor.

He knew that she was just worried.

Wu Xiaoyou understood the strange inclination deep within his heart, that causeless, overwhelming desire for death.

She believed it was a psychological illness, and had been contacting famous domestic psychologists all these years to help him alleviate and guide him.

She rushed into his bedroom every morning with all sorts of excuses, also because she was afraid that he might really die in the room one day.

Second Sister was the only person in the world who would unconditionally be good to him, even though they weren’t blood-related siblings, they cared about each other more than most relatives who shared blood.

This was also the important reason why Wu Xiaoyou knew that he possessed the 【Undying】 ability.

There were no secrets between them.

Of course, now there was.

Wu Wang didn’t plan to tell her about the 【Spirit Disaster Game】.

He was equally worried about Wu Xiaoyou’s safety.

“Okay, pinky promise, a hundred years without change!” Wu Xiaoyou returned to the way she had been when she came in.

After making the pinky promise, she walked out of the room with a smile.

Her voice came from outside—

“Come out and eat breakfast! I’ve prepared a lavish braised beef for you!”

The corner of Wu Wang’s mouth twitched.

Standing up, he said helplessly, “You’re missing the word ‘noodles’, right? Next time buy pickled pepper beef flavor, I prefer to eat that.”

There were still 19 hours left until the mission deadline.

He wouldn’t let Second Sister get into trouble!

… … … …

The day passed in a flash.

Night descended as scheduled.

After Second Sister went to work, Wu Wang spent the whole day preparing the magical tools he might need that night.

It wasn’t until there were only about two hours left until the mission deadline that he set off for the relatively remote abandoned school ruins in the suburbs.

The condition given by the 【Bloodstained School Uniform】 was 【Any school environment】.

Since it didn’t accurately specify a normally operating school, that meant an abandoned school would also work.

All it needed was a “school environment”.

“Buddy, are you going to a costume party?” the taxi driver asked after a moment of silence.

Wu Wang glanced at his attire and said with a serious air, “I’m going to exorcise ghosts and protect the safety of the people.”

“Heh, are there really ghosts? How come I’ve never seen one?” the driver joked.

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“Doesn’t that prove that my protection quality is in place? How about you Venmo me $50 for protection fees as a sign of sincerity?”

“……”

The driver stopped talking.

He suddenly felt that this guy was a bit mentally unstable, what if he got agitated and gave him a couple of slashes?

Meanwhile, Wu Wang was sitting in the back row adjusting the position of the peach wood sword.

It was a bit stuck on his balls.

At this time, he was wearing a bulletproof vest, a specially made steel helmet, and tactical gloves, looking like a military enthusiast.

But he had a peach wood sword, garlic, a silver cross, and even black donkey hooves for warding off evil hanging around his waist, and a large backpack taller than him on his back.

His overall image was as strange as it could be.

No wonder the taxi driver would ask.

Anyone would be curious about what this lunatic was planning to do by taking a taxi to an abandoned school late at night.

After arriving at his destination, Wu Wang had just paid the fare when the driver stepped on the gas and started the engine like he was launching an F1 race car.

As if avoiding something unclean, he turned around and disappeared from Wu Wang’s sight.

“This driver’s mental state isn’t normal, right? I’m really afraid he’ll run over a passerby driving like that,” Wu Wang sighed.

Having said that, he turned around to observe the school in front of him.

This was a private high school called Hope Middle School, which had inexplicably closed down five years ago.

Today, it had become a common abandoned building in the city, with weeds growing everywhere, almost submerging the gate.

Not a single pane of glass remained intact on the windows of the outermost security room, and the packaging bags of various cheap foods on the ground proved that it had often been used as a temporary nest for vagrants.

The originally white tile exterior walls of the teaching building also presented a natural, wild dark green color, completely occupied by untrimmed ivy and moss.

An atmosphere of desolation and ruin swept over him.

“Tsk, it’s been a long time since I’ve been to school, I really miss the warm times when the principal and the female homeroom teacher fought in the office, and I secretly stole the clothes they threw on the ground, then contacted the TV station saying there was a major educational news conference to be held, which led to reporters surrounding the office.”

A hint of reminiscence appeared in Wu Wang’s eyes.

That’s right, this was his former high school!

The school closed down the year he graduated.

Even though he felt that this matter should have nothing to do with him, all the teachers and students could guess what caused the closure.

This bastard was the culprit!

Because only he would do such a thing!

Crack—

A sudden sound of footsteps came from a distance.

Wu Wang’s originally relaxed and comfortable expression froze, and he frowned as he looked towards the bottom of the teaching building of the abandoned school.

There were four figures standing there pacing back and forth.

They were all wearing tattered school uniforms.

The blurred words on the back of the school uniforms were—

【Gaoshan Middle School】!

Let me say here, this book focuses on making jokes, Wu Wang has no love-oriented emotional lines, women will only affect the speed of my drawing my sword!

Making jokes is Wu Xiaowang's career!

Second Sister is a pure family line! Family affection!