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Chapter 337 Fireworks Festival

"And the more precious thing here is..."

"Have you heard of the Sword of Separation?"

"Puff~"

The tea in Grandma's mouth sprayed out directly: "The legendary sword that cuts the world?"

Lumya:? ?

"What is that??"

Grandma looked at Lumya with a look of looking at a poor student: "The sword named after God in the Babylonian mythology is recorded in the Genesis epic poem. It is said to be powerful enough to cut the world. In the library of the shrine, there are books on myths from various countries. It is passed down from generation to generation by the old generation of Hakurei priestesses."

"Don't tell me that this sword is in your hand~"

"Of course~" Li Yu nodded and said: "And this treasure is not the most precious one in my hand. I have many of the same level~"

"And do you have to be so surprised?"

Li Yu looked at Grandma and said.

"I told you a long time ago that I got the treasure house of Gilgamesh. It is not normal for the Sword of Separation to be in my hand."

Li Yu drank a sip of tea and said calmly.

"That's true."

Ama nodded after listening.

Then she suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, didn't you read the precautions I gave you about Gensokyo?"

Ama slammed the table and said angrily: "Why did you take Reimu to the sunflower field?"

"Oh, you mean this."

Li Yu took out a piece of paper.

1. Monsters can eat people

2. Cute monsters are often the best at eating people

3. Cute monsters are basically not very intelligent, and may be able to use various reasons to escape

3. Fairies will not eat people, but fairies can play pranks

4. Fairies' intelligence is generally very low

5. Even if fairies have very low intelligence, the problem of 1+1=2 can only stump ⑨

6. Any monster similar to a little girl is the most aggressive monster, and of course the dumbest monster, except for the rabbit with long ears.

7. The safest place in Gensokyo is the Hakurei Shrine, because there is a shrine maiden inside. The most dangerous place is also the Hakurei Shrine, because there are a lot of top monsters inside.

8. Don't wander around in the wild and don't touch puppets casually. No matter what the attributes of the puppets are, they can take your life.

9. If you see a sunflower field, it is best to take a detour. If you go to pick flowers, remember to prepare for the afterlife first.

10. Don't make bad ideas like any girl, because anyone can send you to the west...

11. All places except the human village are dangerous areas.

12. Even if you want to become a vampire, you must never rely on the Scarlet Devil Mansion, because one will make you suffer and the other will make you die.

13. Don't feel very friendly just because there are humans in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. In a sense, she is more dangerous than any monster.

14. Some girls may be good people, but this does not affect her being the worst person.

15. If you are sick, you can go to the Eternal Pavilion. If you are not lost, you will recover.

16. Don't believe in Kappa's technology, just as you don't believe in the promises of monsters and gods.

17. The top of the sky is a good place, but if you don't have the ability, it's better not to go up.

18. The dead and ghosts will not eat people, but their lethality is often greater than that of monsters.

19. Although the dead princess is very beautiful, if you want to become a dead spirit, it is best to keep a distance.

20. Frequently providing incense money to the shrine can provide a good guarantee for your life in Gensokyo.

21. Don't be a loli control.

22. Don't be a queen control.

23. Prepare fire prevention equipment, even in the human world, you are still in danger of life.

24. Even if you are eighty years old, don't act like an old man, because you will find that those lolis are several times older than you.

25. It is best to treat the monster cat well when you see it, otherwise a nine-tailed fox will come to trouble you.

26. The extent to which you can basically ensure your life in Gensokyo is that you find yourself tied with the guard of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

27. If you see a girl with a ghost following her to buy things, please stay away from the girl's family, because your body should not be as hard as the long sword on her waist.

28. Don't go out casually in winter, or you may become the next frozen frog.

29. The more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are.

30. The above rules do not apply to the big monsters in the gap.

31. Smiling things are often the most aggressive...

32. Those with wings are all perverts.

33. Those without wings may be more perverted than those with wings.

34. The fox's tail looks soft, but don't touch it casually.

35. Although there are many things in the Magic Forest, it is unexpectedly the safest place.

36. Don't bother the God of Death to be lazy, because you should not be as powerful as Shiki Eiji!

37. Don't cross the Sanzu River because of curiosity, you will find that you can't come back.

38. Shrine maidens will not kill people, but the monsters related to the shrine maidens will definitely cheat people!

39. Welcome to Gensokyo.

Note: The above precautions were compiled by Kamishira Keiin.

"I finally got this for you from Keiin."

"Thanks to the large amount of compensation you gave me last time, I was able to help you organize a piece of paper."

Grandma slammed the table.

Then I saw item 9 on Li Yu's paper. If you see the sunflower field, it's best to take a detour. If you go to pick flowers, remember to prepare your funeral first.

This note has been circled in red pen.

Then circled with a black pen are 19, 17, 23, 25, 32.33.36 and a series of special and obvious precautions.

Then it is marked with sequences such as 12345.

Look at Li Yu's mark.

Grandma finally understood.

She looked at Li Yu with a dark look on her face and said, "That means you plan to follow this guide in reverse, right?"

Seeing his mother discovering his intentions, Li Yu sighed and planned to get away with being cute.

"Hey, your sister!"

"You might as well write a guide to committing suicide."

"Oh, don't worry, I'm still strong."

Li Yu made a "I am very strong" gesture.

"This is not a question of whether you are strong or not, okay..."

Grandma raised her forehead and said, "Are you really planning to offend the big monster in Gensokyo?"

"By the way, what do you want to do with this thing?"

Grandma looked at the big speaker at Li Yu's hand and asked curiously.

"I'm going to play some DJ music for Death."

Li Yu gave his mother a thumbs up.

Grandma:......

There's no way to save it, just destroy it!

, In the end, Li Yu temporarily gave up his suicide plan under the watchful eyes of his mother.

Just like this, the ordinary days passed day by day.

Three days have passed since the battle between Li Yu and Hua Ma.

All the famous monsters in Gensokyo know about Li Yu.

Its strength is on the one hand, and on the other hand it is because of Lingmeng's name for Li Yu.

The news about Ling Meng calling Li Yu his father somehow got out.

Now everyone in Gensokyo knows that Hakurei Miko's child has an extra father.

The gossip about Hakurei Miko's man was actually recognized by most people in Gensokyo.

To put it simply, it is a real hammer!

Excitedly, another short essay came out.

My grandma was so angry that she almost ran away.

He immediately took the scissors and went to find Wenwen to settle the score.

As a result, this time Wen Li was so good that he ran away and hid in advance.

The result is that grandma has nowhere to vent her anger.

But in the end, Li Yu and Rumia persuaded him to come down.

Li Yu was very open-minded about this matter, and he even felt a little inexplicable happiness secretly.

If grandma knew Li Yu's mentality, she would definitely grab this kid by the collar and say it.

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You're open-minded, but it's my mother's reputation that's been ruined.

asshole! They're all a bunch of assholes.

However, the angry and defiant grandmother has a little more humanity than the cold and aloof she used to be.

But leave aside grandma.

Rumia's condition is getting worse and worse, and her activities have been reduced a lot in the past two days.

Li Yu and his mother both saw this.

Therefore, Li Yu also decided to take out the evil in this world after tonight's fireworks display.

After all, it's almost time.

But speaking of fireworks displays.

That’s right, it’s a fireworks display~

Tonight finally arrived for Gensokyo's annual fireworks display.

On this special day, the rare grandma Li Yu and Lumia waited together for Reimu to come to the human world.

The world is very lively today, with lanterns everywhere.

Everyone has a smile on their face.

There are various stalls on the street.

Little Reimu was heartless and ran away as soon as she arrived at the scene.

I looked here and there for a while.

I had a lot of fun at the festival.

On the contrary, grandma's face still didn't look good.

Because of the Hakurei Miko, everyone looked at her with a strange sense of distance.

"It doesn't matter~ You don't have to worry about the looks of those idiots~"

Li Yu stood next to his mother, while Ling Meng fished for goldfish at a stall not far away.

Looking at the eyes of the group of Erbi, Li Yu said to his mother.

"What's going on...why do the people around us look at us so...weirdly...is it because of me..."

Rumia bit her lip lightly. She thought it was because of her identity as a monster that she was rejected by the people around her...

"It's not your fault..."

Amma shook her head. People here didn’t know Rumia. Whether she had obvious monster characteristics on her body, how could it be her fault.

"It's because I..."

Ama sighed and said to Rumia: "Do you know how I am viewed by everyone?...A miko of Hakurei, because she has made a living by solving mutations for generations, even if she doesn't want to, she will be resented by youkai."

"So, in the end, even the same humans are afraid."

"How could this happen..." This was the first time Rumia heard of such a thing: "You are obviously protecting them..."

"Yeah...but who cares?"

My mother smiled self-deprecatingly and continued: "It was really hard... So in the end, I couldn't stand the sight of others, so I could only wear a mask to escape until I met Li Yu, who became my first human friend. , I began to try to take off the mask and live a life, trying not to care about their eyes, because I have family members who are no longer afraid of me..."

"But look around you. Although Reimu hasn't noticed the sights around her until now, when she grows up, the moment of awareness and pain will come, even if she doesn't want to..."

Rumia looked in the direction of Reimu. Although the owner of the goldfish stall had a smile on his face, his eyes were not so calm when he looked at Reimu who was wearing a miko uniform.

"That guy..." Lumia was so angry when she saw her boss's duplicity that she just wanted to rush up and beat him up.

"So, what is more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the human heart."

Li Yu said on the side: "But don't underestimate Lingmeng~ I believe that Lingmeng in the future will not be knocked down by such a trivial matter, she is my daughter~"

"You can do it soon!" Mom looked at Li Yu angrily: "What is your daughter! I was the one who came here first! I raised Lingmeng! You fruit-picking thief!"

My mother was still worried about Li Yu running over to snatch her daughter.

"Yes, yes, so Reimu is also your daughter. Don't underestimate her. Don't you think she has already started to make friends?"

Li Yu pointed over there, a certain black and white whose fate was destined to be entangled with red and white.

At this time, the two little ones had a fateful encounter.

The two hit it off and started playing together as soon as they met.

"Yeah~" Grandma nodded: "Of course I believe in Reimu... and you guys..."

"Being able to meet Lingmeng, Li Yu, and you Rumia, from ordinary every day, I have never experienced happiness before."

Grandma looked at the two of them and said seriously: "So, I am no longer afraid of those people's eyes, because you are here..."

Rumia raised her hand slightly, and then grabbed her mother's hand little by little: "Me...the same...Reimu and you...let me, who is lonely, taste the happiness I have never had before. ...so...thank you..."

Rumia and Ama's mutual confession made the feelings between several people heat up again.

It seems that they have regarded each other as the most important family members, but they both have small thoughts in their hearts.

Rumia has noticed something strange about herself. She is afraid that in the future, she will not be able to control herself and hurt them, so she has already thought of sneaking away.

"But...before that, please let me enjoy this rare happiness...even if it's just for a second..."

"Even if I risk my life in the end...I will save you~"

"Okay~"

Li Yu patted the two of them on the shoulders. He didn't say anything to avoid ruining the warm atmosphere. Let's wait until the festival is over to discuss the matter.

"Ahua, look over there~"

Li Yu pointed~

Following Li Yu's finger, grandma's eyes suddenly filled with anger.

Morikin Linnosuke! Dog thief! I finally caught you!

Not far away, Morichin Linnosuke, Huiyin and Meihong were walking together.

Several people often appear in the human world, so naturally they are relatively familiar.

But when Morichika Linnosuke saw black and white and red and white entangled together, his heart suddenly trembled...

Something bad happened to Mud!

Ever since he broke the news to an unscrupulous paparazzi, he has been avoiding his grandma for a while.

But today...since Reimu is here, there is a chance that Grandma will follow...

Sure enough, a strong gust of wind came.

A small white hand grabbed his collar directly.