I'm crazy spoilers in the dimensional chat group

"No, sir, hello, are you here to burn incense or to entrust someone..."

Little Reimu came to Li Yu and raised the small money box with force.

Hey, hey, hey... You almost said what was in your heart.

Reimu!

Li Yu heard that the first two words were clearly said by the customer.

But he immediately changed his words.

The loli in front of him was already well versed in the way of incense.

However...

Li Yu quietly turned on the camera.

Then he glanced at Reimu's big watery eyes with evil taste.

Then, with a snap, he broke Reimu's money box...

Achievement of breaking the money box of the Hakurei shrine maiden +1

Li Yu automatically added a system prompt to himself.

Looking at the broken money box.

Reimu was speechless.

Reimu:...

Grandma:...

Little Reimu just stared at the broken small money box, one second...

Two seconds...

Three seconds...

Her eyes began to wet.

Two big eyes, tears welled up and about to cry.

Then suddenly, a golden light flashed in the eyes.

The tears disappeared immediately.

Li Yu held five gold coins in his hand and placed them in front of Reimu: "Hey~ I'll compensate you for the money box~"

"Hey!?"

Little Reimu was stunned at first, and then she grabbed the gold coins in Li Yu's hand at lightning speed.

The whole person fell into a cute state!

Money! Golden money! So much money!!

As for the money box? ?

What is that! ?

Can it be eaten? ?

It's just a money box, she Hakurei Reimu can make another one in an instant!

Then Li Yu took out three gold coins: "Come on, little guy, praise me for smashing it well, these three are still yours."

Swish!

Little Reimu's hand almost left an afterimage.

The next second, the gold coins in Li Yu's hand disappeared.

"Mr. smashed it well!"

The voice was soft and cute.

Of course, this is not over yet.

"Mm~"

Li Yu took out five gold coins again: "Come on, little guy, praise me for being handsome, these are still yours~"

Little Lingmeng looked at the gold coins in Li Yu's hand, then tilted her head to look at Li Yu, blinked her big eyes, and then said cutely: "If you want me to praise you for being handsome, you have to give at least ten..."

After listening to Lingmeng's words, Li Yu suddenly felt that this child had a bright future.

"This child has a future!"

After Li Yu said to his mother.

He took another five gold coins and placed them in front of Little Lingmeng.

Little Lingmeng took the gold coins and said sweetly: "Big brother is so handsome!!"

"Big brother is the most handsome!"

Little Lingmeng finished speaking quickly, and then grabbed the gold coins.

He ran to the front of Hakurei's mother and spread his hands like a tribute: "Mom~ Here~"

"Fuck! It's so cute!"

Li Yu looked at the cute little Lingmeng, and had to say that Loli is indeed the cutest creature in the world.

Just a dozen gold coins, a drop in the bucket for Li Yu, but it can make Hongbai smile.

Li Yu is the top brother on the list today!

No one can stop him!

"You guy~"

Ama picked up little Reimu, took two steps forward, and said to Li Yu angrily: "You are so old, and you still tease children~"

"Hahahaha~"

Li Yu waved his hand and said indifferently: "This child is so cute, I can't help but tease her~"

"And I'm not short of money..."

I'm not short of money...

I'm not short of money...

Ka...

Li Yu's words turned into a sharp arrow piercing Ama's heart.

This dog rich man...

Ama gnashed her teeth in anger, and at this moment she had the idea of ​​beating this guy up.

Finally turned into a sentence.

"Hmph~ If you make Reimu cry, I will beat you just now~"

After that, Ama held Reimu and walked towards the shrine.

"Come on, choose your room~"

Li Yu followed behind Amma, and when passing by the door, Amma suddenly said: "There is a money box over there, do you want to smash it?"

Li Yu stumbled and almost fell down...

This guy is obsessed with money! Where is your moral integrity!

Li Yu rolled his eyes helplessly and ignored her.

"Hahaha~ Well, I'm kidding, it doesn't matter whether you compensate or not, I just thought you like to smash boxes~"

Amma smiled awkwardly and said: "My box is not as expensive as Reimu's, it only takes three gold coins..."

Amma stretched out three fingers.

Li Yu turned around and walked in directly...

"Hey~! Wait! Two gold coins!!"

"If it doesn't work, one gold coin will do!!"

Amma finally saved her money box.

Thinking of the lost gold coins, Amma was so heartbroken that she couldn't breathe.

Wow

It feels like I missed 100 million.

Hakurei Shrine is very large, and there are a lot of empty rooms when there are only two people living there.

Li Yu chose a room not far from Amma and Reimu.

After all, there were only three people in the whole shrine. If they were too far away, it would seem too deserted.

"Big brother, are you going to stay in the shrine in the future?"

Li Yu chose a luxurious big bed from the King's Treasure House and put it in the room.

He didn't like living on tatami.

Amma's forehead was bulging with veins when she saw this.

This guy...

He moved in and still complained that this place was shabby.

Looking at the quilt she prepared being ruthlessly put aside, A-ma felt that her good intentions were being trampled on.

Don't think about getting through this wave without ten gold coins!

And Reimu looked at this handsome big brother curiously.

It has always been an environment where two people live, and suddenly joining a person makes Reimu very novel.

This is also because Reimu has always been lonely. At this moment, she is actually a little happy.

"Yes~"

"Please give me more advice in the future~"

Li Yu touched Reimu's head and smiled.

After decorating the room, it was soon time for dinner.

"Wow..."

"Wow..."

Two exclamations came from Reimu and A-ma.

In front of them was a table full of luxurious dishes.

This was taken out by Li Yu from the King's Treasure House.

It must be said that the treasures in the King's Treasure House are all-encompassing.

As long as it is defined as a treasure, it can be found.

Think about how luxurious and dazzling it would be to be defined as a treasure.

It can be said that each dish is a top-notch delicacy that only the gods of the Age of Gods and the emperors of ancient times can eat.

"This... is too exaggerated... the food... the food is actually glowing!"

Ama said in surprise. Of course, it would be even better if she could take off the mask.

Sniff~ Sniff~

Little Reimeng lay on the edge of the table, sniffed a plate of food with her little nose, and her little stomach made a gurgling sound.

"It smells so good~"

Little Reimeng narrowed her eyes and said in a baby voice.

"Come~ take a seat~"

Li Yu said, and then sat down cross-legged.

In the shrine, the table they used was not the high-legged table in China, but a low-legged table close to the floor. Li Yu was not used to kneeling, so he sat cross-legged on the floor directly.

Ama was the same. She was not the kind of lady-like woman, but the kind of female manly character, so she also sat cross-legged like Li Yu.

"Don't talk like this is your territory~"

Ama muttered and helped Xiao Lingmeng serve a bowl of rice.

"I'm starting!"

With the big white rice in front of her, Xiao Lingmeng naturally wouldn't be polite anymore.

"I say~you don't bring this big box with you when you eat~?"

Li Yu pointed at Grandma's head and said with a smile.

Could this guy take off his mask and swallow it in one gulp like Kakashi?

If so, Li Yu would find it very interesting.

"Huh?"

Li Yu's words made Grandma stunned.

Then she realized that she was still wearing the box-like mask.

Thinking of the food in front of her, Grandma simply didn't hold back.

Pinch the two corners of the box.

Swoosh~

Grandma threw the box on her head.

Afterwards, a girl with brown long hair and a heroic look appeared in front of Li Yu.

"So...so beautiful...Grandma..."

Little Lingmeng, who was shoveling rice and food into her mouth, was stunned. This was actually the first time she saw Grandma's appearance since she was a child.

In the past, Grandma always wore a mask in front of Lingmeng.

In the young Reimu, it was only after she got to know Rumia and the others that she took off her mask for the first time.

That was the first time she opened her heart.

Unexpectedly, under the temptation of delicious food and wine, A-ma took off her mask directly this time.

But it was normal because Li Yu was not a normal person.

If Li Yu was facing A-ma, he would also feel the same alienation as ordinary people.

A-ma would not take off her mask, even if she was facing the delicious food of the Age of Gods.

"Don't... don't talk too much... eat your meal..."

A-ma blushed slightly when she was praised by Reimu, but there was nothing she could do. A-ma never took off her mask in front of Reimu on weekdays.

But today's food was so delicious... and she happened to wear a huge box mask... This was very uncomfortable...

And...

This is the first time...

The Hakurei Shrine Maiden, who has always been feared by people...

The first time she ate the food prepared by others...

It was also the first time she ate around the table with others.

Although it feels strange...

But I want to try it...even once...

"Where's the wine you...you're talking about~"

Ama blushed and changed the subject.

"Here~I'll treat you to enough to drink today~"

Buzz~

Li Yu's treasure house opened, and ten bottles and jars flew out directly.

Wow...

Li Yu picked up a wine pot, and the golden aged wine drew a trajectory in the air and poured it into the cup in front of Ama.

A strong aroma of wine floated in the air.

Sniff! Sniff! Sniff!

Ama's little nose kept sniffing the fragrance of the wine in the air.

The aroma of the wine alone made her intoxicated.

"Hmm~"

Ama took a deep breath again: "It's really a rare wine in the world~"

"Just the aroma of the wine makes people want to stop."

After saying that, Ama couldn't wait to drink the wine in her hand.

Then he nodded with satisfaction: "Another glass!"

Li Yu continued to fill up the glass for Grandma, and echoed Grandma: "Of course, it must be delicious."

"~This is the fine wine that only the gods can drink during the Age of Gods. You can never find it anywhere else except mine."

The fine wine of the gods, although Grandma was a little suspicious of Li Yu's bragging, she didn't think it was so exaggerated when she smelled the aroma of wine that filled the whole room.

"I suspect you are bragging, but there is no evidence hahaha..."

Grandma was amused by her words.

"Do you know the origin of my treasure house?"

Li Yu suddenly said to his mother mysteriously.

"Oh? Are you willing to hear the details?"

"Have you heard that Gilgamesh, the oldest king, has found all the treasures in the world? This treasure house is linked to King Gilgamesh's King's Treasure House."

"It contains all the most precious treasures in the world from ancient times to the present."

"The treasures that can be included in the treasure house are all the top treasures in the world, whether they are weapons, armor, gems, fine wine and food..."

"Let me tell you, it was King Gilgamesh who gave me the key to the treasure house in a bet."

Of course, this was just bragging between Li Yu and his grandmother.

As a man, it’s understandable to speak exaggeratedly, right? .

It's just that these words were secretly recorded by the peeping Yakumo Murasaki, and then sent to Niang Shining, who joined the group in the future. What led to Li Yu being hunted for ten streets will be a story later.

Men always have to pay for the awesomeness they brag about.

After listening to Li Yu's words, grandma nodded and said secretly: "No wonder this wealthy family has a bed that is a rare treasure in the world. So that's what happened."

"But... after all, this is an incredible Gensokyo. Even if something exaggerated happens, it's not an exaggeration."

Grandma finally accepted Li Yu’s setting.

Then he suddenly said: "So, aren't you the richest man in the world?"

"Of course."

Li Yu nodded proudly: "Even gods are not as rich as me, so I never look at whether the other person has money when making friends, because they can't be richer than me~"

Touch~

Grandma squatted down the empty cup on the table.

"Then you didn't even give me five hundred yen for the labor fee! You're a cheapskate!"

"Hey, you can't get over this, right?"

"If you can't make it, you can't make it!"

Grandma was already a little tipsy after drinking several glasses of wine.

The cups here use the golden cups from Li Yu's treasure house, not the small Japanese sake cups.

"Ha~?" Li Yu didn't back down and said directly: "You still blame me? It's not that I don't want to give, but I don't have change in units of yen. The most valuable thing I have is gold coins, but I don't have yen. That low-end currency.”

Click...

Grandma’s HP-9999999

Li Yu's words are no different from Galen's whispering, silence and critical attack...

"Then you make up for me now! I don't want five hundred yen, give me five gold coins! No! Ten!"

"Huh? No wait until the expiration date, no mention of replenishing the money!"

A flash of lightning flashed between their eyes.

The next second.

They both burst into laughter.

Grandma laughed so much that she burst into tears.

There was no way, she had never felt so relaxed.

Li Yu smiled and filled up their glasses. Then he raised his glass and laughed loudly.

"Come and cheers~ for today's new friends~"

Li Yu grinned, raised his glass, and said to his mother.

"Well... friends..."

The expression on Grandma's face was unnatural. How should I put it, this was the first time in her life that someone had spoken to her so frankly about such a thing as a friend.

Even the monster idler, although they have a good relationship, has never expressed it so openly.

And Li Yu...

This is the first human being who is not afraid of her at all and communicates with her on an equal footing...

perhaps……

perhaps……

Maybe give it a try? ?

In fact... After being lonely for a long time, doesn't she long for friends? But... does Hakurei Miko... deserve to have friends?

"Hey~ What are you doing standing still~ Hold up the cup~"

"Hmph~ You don't need to remind me~"

Aunt Boli came back to her senses, snorted, then quickly raised the cup and touched it with Li Yu.