I’m Almost Losing to a Muggle

Teacher Du Qixi, Director Du, two storylines are good enough for an ordinary movie, but New Road has four, and some people on the Internet have interpreted that there are actually eight.

If the more storylines the better, you should shoot the Shanghai Metro—there are 16 lines.

I heard that when he was directing, he was often very anxious, and his hair fell out very badly. Let me tell you, Director Du, that the hairline is receding year after year. You should treat it while you are young, or else The hairline reaches to the waist.

But Director Du, don't worry too much. You also look like someone who is going through a midlife crisis.

Teacher Wang Congzhi, in fact, whether a person is good-looking or not has nothing to do with whether he smiles or not. You can see it just by looking at us.

Mr. Lin Dong, Dongzi, my friend.

I heard that Lin Dong has been acting in a drama recently, Charlotte's Distress. In it, he wears women's clothing in reverse. It's so eye-catching. With such a heroine in Charlotte, it's no wonder that he is not distressed.

Everyone laughed.

I saw rumors on the Internet that Lin Dong was going to challenge my first brother. In fact, this is all nonsense. We have a really good relationship in private. For example, I injured my foot a while ago, and Lin Dong even bought something to see me. , he often sends me WeChat messages, but I never reply.

Speaking of Dashen City, in fact, after it came out, some people left such bad reviews on the Internet, saying that this is the worst movie they have ever seen. It is so naive. It is because you haven't seen it yet. My next movie.

This made Lin Dong dumbfounded.

Why does the main coffee want to blackmail himself?

Stew yourself in an iron pot?

In fact, he didn't understand at all.

If a celebrity has a controversial point, let the media and the public discover it, it will intensify, and he will feel a sense of accomplishment if he uncovers it.

But if the star is self-defeating.

Everyone will feel that this star is very real and honest, but no one will hold on to this point.

Of course, it is limited to ordinary black spots.

If it is to do hair, suck that, tax evasion, three views of scum, and improper stance, there is nothing to wash.

Just wait for death.

Thank you everyone, I am Huang Da'an, a handsome guy forever.

After the main coffee finished speaking, Zhang Shaochi came over.

Let's stand together, isn't there any difference? We are both the same, with two noses and one eye...

Huang Da'an and I have one thing in common, we both have a significant other.

And Lin Dong... he didn't, he didn't even have scandals, it's so pitiful.

Huang Da'an took the words: I hope Dongzi will find his other half as soon as possible. We need to pamper the fans, but we can't spoil the fans. Everyone should live like himself and live the life he wants.

That's really good, but it's time for us to comment on Talk King. That is, among the players on the field, who makes you think you vomit the most?

Huang Da'an thought for a while, and replied: Actually, what everyone said is very good. I originally wanted to give it to Lin Dong. He is my friend, but there is one who really complains more. I think it's our eighteen-year-old blurter. Show rookie——Gangzi.”

Gangzi stood up and applauded happily.

Gangzi, please! Zhang Shaochi beckoned.

Wang Yuegang ran over happily to welcome this moment of glory that belonged to him.

At the time of the Huaxia Mobile Mate awards, congratulations to Gangzi for winning the Talk King.

Huang Da'an, please present the award to Gangzi.

Gangzi also seemed to realize that he was a bit ruthless in complaining, so he bowed and thanked him.

The two bowed to each other.

Thank you Brother An, thank you everyone, thank you for not killing me on the spot.

I'm only eighteen years old.

Actually, everyone has found out. I complain about Lin Dong the least. What is the reason? Because he is in an action movie and has been a soldier. I am really afraid of death.

Thank you everyone, thank the program team for giving me this opportunity.

Then all the guests came to the stage to express their thanks, and this episode of the program was considered to be recorded.

The duration can be more than an hour, and the cut is less than one and a half hours, but extras and various small theaters can be added in the middle.

Then you can invite people outside to complain.

For example, let the actor of New Road complain about Du Qixi, and let fans or friends of Lin Dong Huang Da'an complain about them.

It took an hour and a half to cut out no problem at all.

After the recording was finished, the main creator went to have a meal nearby, and sent Huang Da'an, who was complained all over his body, to leave.

No need to say goodbye.

He probably won't come again.

Lin Dong is not very good at this show anymore, because he doesn't plan to be a regular guest on the show.

After all, a person's black material is limited, and it's meaningless to be complained over and over again.

It's better to pass the time by acting in plays.

A different role means a different experience, and wearing women's clothing is a completely different feeling.

Of course, Lin Dong did not forget to settle the settlement.

Land of Lush Water and Grass, Kleist Culture Media invested 4 million.

【Whether to use the initial capital of the system】

【Is not this nonsensical】

【That is no need】

【use it, use it】

Robots are really not smart enough, and they can't even tell a joke.

【Settlement in progress...】

[Project: The film A Land of Lush Water and Grass, with a production cost of 4 million yuan and a total box office of 770,000 yuan. According to the investment ratio, you have lost a total of 3.73 million yuan. Congratulations on your success in losing money]

[The project has a three-and-a-half-star rating and received 27,200 Galleons, and the current Galleon balance is 58,016]

[After settlement, since the funds in the system account are not zero, a new round of starting funds will not be issued, and the current fund balance of your system account is 7.8 million (excluding the other 250 million variety show and movie budgets in the company account)]

Ouch, this will be a bit harsh.

Only 770,000 box office!

This movie simply broke the lower limit of the box office.

That's not right, there are quite a lot of movies that were released on the previous day with a box office of only a few thousand yuan, and 770,000 yuan is far from the lower limit.

However, the system gave the evaluation three and a half stars.

It shows that this movie should have won many awards, otherwise such a niche literary film among the niche could not have such a high score.

Before the settlement, Lin Dong had a total of 5 million starting funds.

This time only four million was spent.

Of the remaining 7.8 million balance, one million is still the initial capital of the system, and if you lose money, you can earn Galleons.

Jin Jialong earned more than 30,000 in the last session, and 27,000 in this session, and the total is 58,000.

The hope of returning home is at hand.

Next, Lin Dong has access to two more projects.

One is Dear, which was eliminated in the last round, and the other is Charlotte Distress.

The cast of Dear is very grand, but the subject matter is very heavy. In the final analysis, it is still a literary film, and not many people are willing to spend money to go to the cinema to feel bad.

And Charlotte Distress was first a play and then adapted into a film.

The plot, that's all.

After 20 tours, there is no way to sell out the venues.

After all, the performances in big cities have already finished, and the drama market in second-tier cities is very general.

So, how much box office can such a drama transformed into a movie have.