I’m Almost Losing to a Muggle

Wang Shuo, who was depressed, did not go home immediately after work.

Instead went to the bar.

Brother Xiao Shuo rarely comes to the bar to get drunk, and his way of venting is to mix drinks.

In order to vent the dissatisfaction and resentment in life.

Can you not be resentful?

I am the champion of the world fancy bartending competition, and the judge of the domestic bartender competition. You let me squeeze juice all day long.

Let's see what's there.

Celery juice, carrot juice, black juice.

Why don't you have a glass of onion juice.

Brother, make me a cup, you are the best.

Wang Shuo's hands are flying with wine glasses and bottles, but this does not prevent him from observing others and talking freely: Gangzi, you can't do it, go drink juice.

Why can't I die? The one who spoke was a thin, young man with small eyes.

He often hangs out in this bar recently, can chat with anyone, and when he is free, he watches the Beituo group perform talk shows in the bar.

You are a minor, what are you doing in bars all day long?

According to the law, minors are not allowed to enter commercial dance halls and other places where minors are not suitable to enter.

It is also stipulated that the sale of tobacco and alcohol to minors is prohibited, and those who sell tobacco and alcohol to minors shall be ordered to make corrections by the competent department and given administrative penalties according to law.

But in reality, minors are often seen in bars.

this is the truth.

Who said I'm a minor! The boy proudly took an ID card on the bar, which showed that he was born in 1995.

It's really eighteen years old.

Even if you are eighteen, shouldn't you be in school? You should be a sophomore or a senior in high school. Wang Shuo pushed the mixed wine to the guests.

Then I took some with a particularly low alcohol content, and planned to give this young man some.

Don't mention it, I wanted to take the Beijing Film Academy or the Chinese Opera, but I didn't pass the exam, so I don't plan to go to school. Gangzi was a little frustrated, and he asked expectantly: Brother Shuo, I heard they said that you didn't go to college, but You are doing very well, can you accept me as an apprentice?

What nonsense, don't listen to their nonsense, if you can study well but don't study hard, you will regret it in the future.

It's too late to say these things now. I just want to learn more things so that I don't get old. I think bartending is pretty good, but it's a pity that you don't teach me.

You watch those Beitiao people perform all day long, I thought you liked talk shows.

Oh, the talk show only earns a little money. I think they all eat the last meal and don't eat the next meal. They can't eat it if they like it.

Then how much money do you think bartenders can make?

They say you make a lot of money.

Do you know, I'm here to help, and it's only 1,800 yuan a month. I'm an international bartender.

Wang Shuo really wanted to use the lesson of blood and tears to persuade this gangster to go back to school.

The waiter who came next to serve the wine complained in his heart, you come three or two times a month, you are not happy to give you 1,800 yuan, right?

Then why do they say you make more money?

That's because I can earn 50,000 yuan a month when I go to work. If you study hard, you can also go to work and earn a lot of money.

What kind of wine is this, how sweet is it, Brother Shuo, why don't you help me find a job in your company.

You have a good idea, but the minimum entry standard for our company is to graduate from a prestigious university with a master's degree, so you should find another school to repeat your studies.

Impossible, you also graduated from high school.

I sold my ass to get in, do you need my introduction?

Fuck, I still don't want it.

Just kidding, young man, it's impossible for our company to have two bartenders, neither of whom can make drinks.

Oh, life is really hopeless.

The boy sighed vicissitudes of life, and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Want to go on stage and try?

Wang Shuo raised his chin, that direction was the end of the two talk show actors from Beituo.

They can get three hundred dollars a night.

If it is a partner, it is one hundred and fifty per person, and if it is an old man leading a newcomer, it will be allocated separately.

Me? Gangzi shook his head again and again: I can't, what can I do.

Come on, have another drink.

Thank you Brother Shuo, I will give you the money, hey, this smells a bit choking.

After a while.

The little young man's eyes, which were not big in the first place, began to blur.

Brother, didn't you just tell me to go up, can you still go up now?

Go. Wang Shuo is very satisfied that his level of bartending has improved, and if he says it makes you confused, you will be confused, and you will be as confused as you are.

Absolutely unambiguous.

Hello everyone, I'm Gangzi, I... It's the first time I've said it, and if it's not good, you have to bear with it.

Everyone has seen that I was a child, and children always have many innocent questions. When I was younger, one day I asked my parents how I got here.

My dad said that I paid for the phone bill.

I wondered, what kind of cost can I get such a big living person.

As a result, guess what my dad said.

It is said that it was sent by PHS, can you believe it, PHS.

My mother is different.

My mother said I cut it out of watermelon.

This is my childhood psychological shadow.

It is still there.

When I watch others open watermelons, I get worried.

Sister, cut slowly.

There may be children in it.

There were only twenty or thirty people drinking in the bar. After he said this for a while, he immediately remembered the intense applause.

Wang Shuo couldn't help but nodded.

He has been in this kind of place all year round, and he is no stranger to performing in bars.

This Gangzi's talk show is not too amazing.

But with his childish appearance and ruffian tone, it's really good.

Not at all like a rookie on stage for the first time.

See it.

This is the magic of the bartender, I put you on top, and then I can manipulate you around.

Gangzi, find a celebrity to complain about.

A star.

Gangzi on the stage pondered for a moment, then clapped his hands.

It's simple, so let me complain about Lin Dong, who is the most popular recently.

Actually, I don't know Lin Dong.

I have to be thankful.

Such a scum, if I want to know him, am I not like him?

You ask me where is he scum?

Isn't he scumbag enough to drive his mother out of the house?

It's too scumbag!

That's why everyone calls him the white-eyed wolf...

After all, there was not enough information and no preparation in advance, but Wang Shuo couldn't stop enjoying himself.

Emma, ​​the chosen star is so funny.

I let you choose one at random, how do you know that I want you to scold my boss.

This kid is so understanding.

Let's talk about his plastic surgery, it's definitely a rumor, don't criticize him for plastic surgery next time, why would someone throw acid on his face after plastic surgery, right?

Haha, hello everyone, I am Gangzi, thank you for listening to my talk show.

He said he was elated before, but he broke out in a cold sweat behind him, and he almost sobered up from the wine, so he quickly rolled off the stage.