I’m Almost Losing to a Muggle

This man is fat.

A singer came to the stage to sing, and the singing skills are naturally good. People like Lin Dong who don't have all the five notes have no face to complain.

So I can only complain about being fat.

Dong Zhou is married and lives a happy life, so he will naturally gain weight. Du Qixi explained.

This is something you singles... can't understand. Zhang Jincheng added.

Because there is a boss, and the boss is the main firepower, Du Qixi is just not married, and he has a girlfriend, so he said it more tactfully.

Dong Zhou has already given birth to two, you have to work harder, Brother San! Lin Dong was not angry either.

Hehe, Dongzi, you should do your best too.

The clay figurine is still hot, and Zhang Jincheng suspects that the boss is saying that he can't do it.

I……

Summer insects don't speak ice.

I am the leader of the wizarding world, and I will return to the wizarding world sooner or later. I can't help you and your wife have monkeys.

By the way, Dongzi, isn't there Director Chou in the movie you acted in before, Charlotte Distress? Du Qixi asked.

Charlotte traveled through the past and became famous by plagiarism.

Later, when he served as a music judge, Jay Chou participated in the audition and chose Charlotte to plagiarize his own song, and even adapted it based on his own understanding.

At that time, Charlotte was almost at the end of her talents, and under pressure, she beat the student.

That's obviously fake, Lin Dong said.

Not only Jay Chou is fake, but Sister Na is also fake, they just look alike.

In general, the person being imitated will not cause trouble easily.

You may not win if you sue.

On the contrary, it can increase some popularity for yourself.

You wrote The Richest Man in Tomatoes this time, didn't you write Wang Lihong? Please, is it true or not? Du Qixi helped prepare the script for The Richest Man in Tomatoes before and participated in the script reading session, so he knows some of the script content.

Really, please, don't ask for leave. Lin Dong even dragged Buffett here.

Also ask for a fake.

If there are similar situations in the future, we will all be serious.

Why don't you invite Jay Chou, I like Jay Chou better, and Jay Chou has a better relationship with us.

Du Qixi also felt that Jay Chou was even more popular.

In fact, both of them have the level to compete with quasi-first-class creators in the international pop music scene, and they are both innovators of Chinese pop music.

The difference is that Wang Lihong is talented in music.

This is inseparable from the fact that he studied at Williams University and Berkeley Conservatory of Music and received double honorary doctorates. He received the most orthodox and scientific music education in Xiaoguozi since he was a child, and is proficient in 13 mainstream musical instruments.

Moreover, the whole family is highly educated.

His noble background gave him the opportunity to learn music, and he almost stood on the finish line of others as soon as he was born.

And Jay Chou is more talented in music, he is a person from grass roots who can still jump into the music altar, he met Bole Wu Zongxian, and since then he opened the door to music.

But the indisputable fact is that people who like to worship Jay Chou far exceed Wang Lihong.

In terms of the audience of his works and the influence on the industry, Jay Chou will not be surpassed in a short time.

Forget it, the screenwriter can do whatever they want, and I don't like men. Boss Lin said.

There shouldn't be much difference in the effect of these two people.

Perhaps it would cost more money to invite Jay Chou.

But since the relationship between Jay Chou and Maochang is better, it is estimated that he can't be ashamed to charge a high price, and it is even possible to directly make a cameo appearance as a friend.

Lin Dong couldn't accept it if he didn't charge money.

However, I didn't see that you like women? Du Qixi was really not afraid of death.

Little did he know that as long as his boss took off his watch and unfastened his wristband, he could cast all kinds of Unforgivable Curses on him.

But Lin Dong would not do that.

The most he can do is to develop an aging spell to make this guy worse.

I can't talk anymore today, I have to get ready, it's time for me to play. Lin Dong made a gesture to get up.

Dongzi, I really don't understand why you have to have Sator. Isn't Duto nice? Du Qixi said that he was very jealous.

You are only suitable to be called Dudou. Lin Dong complained.

Although Sa Mingdeng is not as good-looking as himself, at least he is quite ordinary.

Du Qixi is really sorry for the audience.

Hey, this is a world that depends on faces after all. Du Qixi sighed.

Lin Dong has already arrived backstage.

Change clothes, put on a little makeup.

It is too common for men to wear makeup in the entertainment industry.

But Lin Donghua is actually very little, at most he just messes with his hair.

Sa Ming Deng is also putting on makeup.

There shouldn't be any accidents, right? Sa Ming Deng didn't rehearse much, not even a complete magic trick.

I always feel that there is something bad waiting for me.

Can there be any surprises? Lin Dong asked back.

Really, I should rehearse a few more times. I always feel that my makeup is a bit feminine. Is this normal? Sa Mingdeng had to think of his clothes and makeup as a woman's big man.

Do you like it? Lin Dong asked.

Uh, how could I like it! Sa Ming Deng immediately clarified.

Maybe you will like it in the future, but at least you are normal now. I don't have many props, and you can perform as you are. Lin Dong put on his cloak, picked up the magician's hat, and his wand.

This wand is a real wand.

Actually, I really want to find out one thing. Everyone calls me to entrust me. What did I entrust to me? Sa Mingdeng tugged at his clothes.

He wore two layers of clothing.

The inner layer is similar to women's clothing.

Suddenly I have a bad feeling~

When he complained, the two had already stood on the stage.

I think everyone has been looking forward to it for a long time. Our great magician teacher Lin Dong, and our great magician assistant, teacher Sa Mingdeng, welcome! The host Lan Yu winked at the audience.

The audience immediately remembered the warm applause.

The Kleist Cultural Festival also had live audiences, but the ratio of celebrities to audiences was higher than other evenings.

Moreover, the audience is not a casual audience.

It is really not easy for ordinary people to buy tickets.

Most of the tickets are given out as gifts.

For example, the employees of the cat factory must have tickets. Under normal circumstances, the number of people in the family can get as many tickets.

Take the account to get it.

If no family members come to participate, if you are single, you can get two tickets.

Whether you can get out of the order depends on how the other ticket is handled.

If you give it to a buddy, then bet on orphans.

In addition, there are partners, as well as various guests such as celebrities and entertainers who come to participate, and they can also get one or two tickets.

I don't know, do I expect more Teacher Lin Dong, or more Teacher Sa, friends in the audience, tell everyone with your voice. Although Wang Bingbing has never hosted such a program, there is no problem with her professionalism.

The audience immediately thought of Dongdong, Lin Dong, Teacher Lin, Teacher Sa, and Sa Mingdeng...

Of course, the most popular title, of course, is...

Sator!