I’m a Hero, but I Gave Up Saving the World

Chapter 21

21 – Elves are nice, but stupid is their mask

-Gioto Giobert, a sexual molester, must resign.

It’s not clear yet

It’s okay if it’s not me~~!!

– Seducing a teaching assistant in his 20s at that age is sweet.

This is real romance

– Giotto’s bald head acts like an old man to boys, but he’s only sweet to girls.

ㄴWomen also care about looks, it’s like a knife to ugly kids

It’s more trash

-So, when did Giotto get caught by the military police?

Will you be caught? The military police chief is friends with Giotto.

no such thing gay

-Today, I feel ashamed to be part of Magi Tower…

ㄴThen get off with the special tower hahahaha

ㄴ Arrested at Shinki Tower dormitory

– I’ll soon forget this anyway.

b desperate

You don’t want to be forgotten?

-I don’t understand why everyone is shocked. I thought it was that way just by looking at it

Besides Giotto, who else is there? I’m curious to let you know

ㄴCoronary bugs always appear when an incident occurs

ㄴBut Giotto is a bit like that since he’s bald.

-In the first place, everyone knew that Giotto was bad, but it’s because he couldn’t report it.

So who is complaining?

bna

n Faust

Wasn’t it your mother?

-I heard that Faust brought the evidence and fucked Giotto?

ㄴ Fuck, then Giotto was just getting hurt?

ㄴI heard that Faust dripped that he would offer the holy sword to the demon lord.

The fucking end of mankind hahahaha

ㄴ Drip ㅅㅅㅅ Faust I have a crush on you

– If this bastard Faust is wrong, I think he’ll really surrender to the Demon King’s army hahahaha

Before that happens, you must retrieve the holy sword from Faust.

It’s Carlos… Get rid of the horse manure.

-Should I just move to the special tower? Getting grades in the Magi Tower is fucking hard

b go away

Don’t go, I’ll perish without you

– To be honest, if you think Faust is a hero, it’s not bad if you make friends.

damn

ㄴI think he was the one who sent the hate letter to bastard Faust.

Are you bubbly? Fucked right? hahahaha

ㄴ I was lazy and let go, 1st win

– If you look closely, isn’t Faust currently number one?

ㄴI think he’s higher in rank than your mother

ㄴMy mother died so there is no rank

nah…

-I heard that even the great sage is busy courting Faust.

If even the great sage is that way, then the game is over

-But it doesn’t matter if Giotto gets fucked, what should I do if he says he’ll give it to the Holy Sword Demon King again later?

must be

b;; isn’t there a way?

b No way. I’ll give it to you, but how are you going to stop it?

nah…

-Then, should I just accept Faust when he messes with me?

ㄴIf you twist it, you can kill the demon lord

-Yeah ~ Faust told the Demon King to give a sex sword ~~

What

It’s okay if you kill yourself

blah blah blah blah

ㄴ This bastard hasn’t written anything since this post. Did he really commit suicide?

ㄴ Faust suddenly became a murderer

– Hey, I sent a hate letter to Faust. Is this okay? I haven’t had a girlfriend in a while, so what’s wrong with this?

After seeing this, I support Professor Faust

-Anyway, it’s a lot of fun for someone who hasn’t done anything wrong to Faust.

I admit it, suddenly the academy got so fucking exciting hahahaha

——Anyway, it seems that the repercussions of the last incident were enormous.

The response of the chat network, which is only available to academy students, is also hot.

Every day, my name is spinning around.

I also got a new hobby called ego surfing out of the blue.

As a result of the interrogation, it seems that the students’ perception of me has been upgraded from ＜Mysterious Horror＞ to ＜Crazy hahahaha＞.

“Are you searching for your name on the bulletin board again?”

“ah… Petra. this was so much fun You talk too much. Would you like to see it?”

“That’s Okay. Even if you don’t have to look at the chat window, the back of the head hurts enough to hear the rumor. Unlike the professor, because of my work, I often have to visit the Magi Tower or the Shining Tower.”

The three magic towers are independent from each other.

Extremely speaking, the circumference of life and interests are so different that it can be said that it is a foreign country.

But lately, regardless of which mage tower it is, it is burning with one theme.

With the story that Faust of the Special Tower shot down Giotto, the deceased person of the Magi Tower, the game of the academy will change dramatically.

To be honest, I expected that students who wanted to transfer to the special tower would come out because of that incident, but there was no such reaction.

Giotto still firmly maintains his position as the owner of the Magi Tower, and although he has lost his face, the position he has built over decades will not suddenly collapse.

The disciplinary committee on sexual harassment is still far from being opened, so Giotto will have plenty of time to think about the number of counterattacks.

“Everybody is excited and talking. Professor Faust won the first game, but he doesn’t know about the second game. Giotto is making a fuss about lobbying here and there. What will the professor do?”

“Well? Shall we invite the Four Heavenly Kings to the next committee and take them with us? The moment you say nonsense to me, the holy sword will be offered in front of you.”

“… It’s a one-tool holy sword.”

But even Petra agreed that my strategy was a golden pattern that guaranteed absolute victory.

After I accused Giotto, Petra became very docile.

I can feel warm favor from the way he looks at me and his attitude.

“My parents are very upset. He asked me if he had joined the warrior party and said he was going to have a party in the neighborhood, so his face got hotter.”

“party? Do you want to come in?”

“Please. My fight is a gem disease. Just a researcher is perfect. But I heard that Missha is a member of the professor’s party?”

“yes. He may be stupid, but his magic skills are real.”

“It’s standard practice to include one elf in every party, so it’s worth it. Then, will the professor make sure to deliver it to Missha? I’m not a member of the professor’s party, and I’m not the fox who flirts with the professor.”

“… What does Misha say to you?”

“If you gently shake your butt at the master one more time, I will turn you into a tree fruit. It’s already hard to prepare for the assembly tomorrow, but I don’t have time to get caught up in the fight between the students. I don’t want to die, so the professor please scold me harshly.”

“… I get it. I’ll be sure to take care of that guy.”

As the Master of the Magic Tower has a lot of authority, the amount of work is considerable.

Even if you relax a little, you can see the paperwork waiting for approval piled up like bricks.

I like teaching students, but I don’t want to do anything else.

So, all the administrative work is being done by Petra.

Originally, teaching assistants were too tired to study alone, so they couldn’t afford to help with administration, but Petra was a competent person who could do that.

No matter how dirty he was, he couldn’t lose the good assistant he wanted to bring back as a slave, no, as a graduate student, because of the elf.

—Since Misha claims to be my slave, I can punish her sternly this time.

“aaagh! It’s too much, Master!”

“Not too much at all, Greenwood.”

“Huh! Businesslike tone!”

This is the punishment I gave to Misha.

1. Apologize to Petra

2. Get out of my room and go into the dorm

3. Cut your 12 meals a day by at least half.

Misha struggled and cried, saying she couldn’t accept this.

“Petra is my assistant and a teacher to you. You have to be polite. What is a fox?”

“Huh! But that woman, her eyes looking at the master became insidious a while ago. I know.”

“How do you know? Of all sub-species I know, you have the lowest IQ.”

“I have seen tens of thousands of men and women in love over a thousand years. If it’s a love affair that kills and dies for love, it’s an expert level. After being molested by an old bald grandfather for over 10 years, he was saved by a handsome and socially successful young brother who suddenly appeared? This is an angle that is half a hundred percent.”

“huh… I was just helping him as a boss at work. Stop making assumptions.”

“Because of that cool attitude! More women fall for it!! Like a black hole!!”

Mischa banged her forehead and screamed.

she is really stupid

“Anyway, apologize to Petra. Then there’s the matter of residence… ”

“I will apologize! But I can’t give up on sleeping together! For a slave, not being able to sleep in the same house as his master means being fired!”

“Because you are my disciple, not a slave… ”

“Anyway, this never works! If you kick me out, I won’t even apologize to Petra!”

“This is a deal with punishment content now… ”

Living together in the same house seems to be such an important issue for Misha.

It’s the first time I’ve ever seen Misha sucking on her true colors like this.

I had no choice but to take a step back on this issue.

“What good. Why don’t you use a separate bed? By the way, why are you eating so much? The chef thought there was a thief. Our tower only has 4 students, but they say it costs more to eat than the new tower with over 300 students. Does this make sense?”

“Yes? But I can only eat two cows at a meal?”

“… I usually don’t count meals by the number of dogs.”

Even since you eat 12 meals a day… Just eat a few cows.

Apologize to the cows across the country.

“Ah, what have you got? In his heyday, he ate a whole dragon.”

“A dragon… Were you able to eat it?”

“Yes, how delicious it is. Especially the marbling of the hind leg meat is an art. Um~”

Is the dragon, considered the most noble and powerful among the demons, mere prey to Misha?

This is the first time I’ve felt the need to pay my respects to a dragon.

“Why don’t you rather hunt and eat dragons? Don’t skimp on the magic tower’s food.”

“Um~ that’s it. In fact, I made a promise to never catch and eat a dragon again after having friends with the dragon king in the past. The Dragon King is still close to me, so it’s hard to break a promise… Well?”

“Why is that, Misha?”

“Because the dragon king… I am suddenly thinking of something.”

“what?”

“I think I had something to say to my master… ugh… I don’t remember.”

“You’re stupid. It’s not yesterday or today. If you think of it later, tell me.”

“It’s too much, Master! Misha is not an idiot!”

—No, no matter what anyone says, you are an idiot in name and reality.

Ordinary people don’t forget something so important.

We learn what Misha was trying to convey to me through a letter that fell on the floor after the inquiry ceremony.

By the time I found out, it was already too late.

—Dear Mischa Greenwood.

As you requested, I kidnapped the princess and gave her excessive suffering.