I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Chapter 642: 640 wedding surprise

Chapter 642 640. Wedding Surprise

December 22, 2010.

sunny.

After the morning exercise, Yang Mi wiped off the sticky sweat on her head panting, and kicked the laborer.

"Hurry up and take a shower."

"..."

Xu Xin didn't move at all, leaning against the head of the bed and continuing to be in a daze.

At this moment, his mind was completely empty, and he didn't even have a thought for a word. He just stared at the ceiling with his eyes straight.

Seeing that her husband was silent, Yang Mi was a little puzzled:

"What do you want?"

"…have no idea."

Xu Xin replied dryly:

"I feel... out of strength."

The young woman didn't understand the meaning of her husband's words, but instead asked jokingly:

"Ouch, officer, what's the matter? Back then, your old man boasted about being 1N7T. You haven't reached thirty years old yet, so you can't do it?"

"...What is 1N7T?"

Hearing a completely unfamiliar term, his eyes were somewhat curious, and they were no longer so empty.

"ONE NIGHT SEVENTIMES."

Yang Mi casually said something in English.

Xu Xin was stunned for a moment, then he stuttered the translation according to the meaning of the word:

"One night at seven o'clock... Ah no, one night at seven o'clock? Then you have to add an expression like AM, PM? And... It seems that English shouldn't be composed of words like this..."

"..."

Yang Mi opened her mouth...

For a while, I didn't know what to say.

Should I say that you work hard? The two idiots who know 24 English letters from 26 letters have transformed themselves and can already translate the meaning of sentences based on words?

Or should I say... Are you so stupid that you can't even hear the words?

After thinking about it, she could only say:

"You can't just memorize words, you have to start learning English with Ai Qing seriously."

"oh…"

Xu Xin, whose mind was still empty, responded perfunctorily, and then continued to put on a "big" appearance on the bed to stand up.

"Tsk."

The little young woman's eyes are full of regret.

She actually prefers wood to big.

pity.

She ignored him and walked to the bathroom on her own.

Wash, rinse, take a shower, and it took another ten minutes.

After she came out wearing a bath towel, she was just about to start caring for her skin. Seeing that Xu Xin was still posing "big", she was really speechless this time:

"What's the matter with you~ Are you feeling unwell?"

"Well…"

Xu Xin, who came back to his senses again, glanced at his wife and said:

"No, I'm just tired."

"... But why do I feel that you are not only tired now, but more like... your energy has been taken away. Oops!"

She panicked:

"Could it be that I can't hide the secret of the star-attracting magic in my body!?"

"..."

Looking at his wife possessed by a playful spirit for a second, Xu Xin rolled his eyes:

"How much do you look down on the brand of my Ookamoto Co., Ltd."

"Hi, hi, world-class."

Yang Mi smiled and waved her hands, sat on the side of the bed, and said softly:

"Is it because of "The Hawthorn Tree"?"

I have to admit that finding a wife and an actor is really exciting.

Especially find a method actor.

People’s templates are all in their hearts. Just put a mask on your face, and you will be a succubus in the world one second, and a good wife and mother in the next second.

Upon hearing this, Xu Xin pouted:

"The cramp just now."

"Yes~Master~"

The good wife and loving mother switched seamlessly to blind massage.

She began to help her husband relax the thigh muscles, and she heard her lover say:

"There is a reason for "The Hawthorn Tree"... After all, a lot of things have really happened since the preparation of this movie last year. Now it is finally released. Although I don't know the box office feedback, but... after it came to an end, I feel a lot of burden on my body. The pressure of living is really much less. But... the feeling is more relaxed. How time flies..."

"No."

Yang Mi responded:

"Obviously I just had the New Year's Eve dinner last year, and this year it's the end of the year... Sigh. I don't know if Wu Bo's geese have laid eggs this year..."

"..."

Xu Xin's mouth twitched:

"You're so embarrassed to mention it... How many times have I been bitten by his geese since I grew up! I have never seen an animal like a big goose serve anyone! You are so good, I went there three times, and I was scared by the big goose. I dare not lay eggs..."

"I'm going to put Kaiser on it later!"

"Is that a thing!"

Looking at his innocent-looking wife, he couldn't laugh or cry.

Then he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief:

"Phew... that's great."

Unconsciously pinched his wife's soft and warm little hand, and his posture changed to lying on his side.

Just this one action made him grin his teeth.

At this moment, the muscles all over the body seemed to be sending a strike signal, and they were extremely sore.

He was really exhausted.

"Next... it's time to get busy with the wedding. Have you chosen your wedding dress yet?"

"Well, I just tried the first version two days ago, and there are a few small details that need to be modified. After New Year's Day, I will send someone to Italy to get it."

"Invitation card?"

"I haven't written it yet, but it's coming soon. The style has been selected... I think it will be available after New Year's Day. Your clothes are also ready... Actually, there is no need to be busy. The wedding car, banquet, ceremony, and process are all given by my father. .There is no need for us to worry about it... Oh yes, best man and bridesmaid, how many are you best man?"

"... ten, how about it?"

"Wheel, Laolang, Laowang, these are three... who are you calling the other seven?"

"Xu Yang, Xu Zhilin, **** them."

"Well…"

Yang Mi thought for a while, and began to scratch her fingers:

"Ten bridesmaids, let me do the math... Shishi, Feifei..."

"Who is Fatty?"

"Liu Yifei."

"..."

Looking at her husband who didn't know what to say, Yang Mi continued to count down:

"Yang Ying... count her. Tang Yan also counts, so there are only four... Eh? I suddenly realized that my social circle is a failure. I can't think of who is suitable to be a bridesmaid for a while."

"Gong Xinliang?"

"don't want."

Yang Mi shook her head:

"If I want to look for it, I will definitely look for someone I know. If she is...uh..."

Suddenly, she seemed to realize that this was not good, so she said:

"Then you can ask the old wolf, so that the old wolf will not have a lump in his heart. If he agrees, then I will reserve a place for Gong Xinliang."

"Well... Then count her first, this is five. Jiaojiao, Baozi, this is seven... Bing... uh..."

"..."

Yang Mi's massaging hands suddenly paused.

Xu Xin also blinked...

Then, the couple naturally passed over the name and continued to ponder there.

"Since you've chosen people who are in the circle, don't call out friends who are not in the circle this time. So... Let's start with actresses you know and think you have a good relationship with. How about it?"

"…good."

Yang Mi nodded in response, and continued to ponder there.

But the problem is, she has come into contact with actresses... not many.

This does not refer to "acquaintance", but the kind of relationship that is not bad.

After much deliberation...

"Why don't you find our classmate? Yuan woo woo woo woo..."

Xu Xin covered his wife's mouth angrily:

"I know what the hell, once you look at your eyes, you will definitely start holding back your fart! She can't do it, get out!"

"Oh, bah! Your hands are so salty!"

The little young woman had eyes full of disgust, and even wiped her mouth with her arm.

Then said:

"Jiao Jiao counts as one."

"8."

"Uh... Quiet, how are you?"

"The one you said is not very smart? What's the name of her partner... Bao..."

"Bao Beier."

"Yes, yes, let her forget it. When people say that you have 9 bridesmaids and a fool, it is not appropriate."

"…Right."

While nodding, the young woman fell into distress again:

"Then who do you choose from the remaining two? You can't choose this, and you can't choose that..."

"...how about you include Xi Wei?"

"Her?...I don't know her very well."

"She has a pretty good personality. Lao Wang and Lao Lang think highly of her."

"It's okay. Then count her as one, nine. What about the last one?"

"Guo Caijie? How is it? I haven't seen this girl for a long time."

"Oh yes, Caijie, why did I forget her. The last time we had dinner together, I told her to be my bridesmaid."

Hearing this, Xu Xin was taken aback:

"You two have a connection?"

"Yes, she will call me whenever she comes to Yanjing."

"…Fine."

Xu Xin nodded:

"When the time comes, let the old wolf play the piano for us, let the wheel sing congratulations for us, and let the old king cover the expenses of our wedding... Well, I know these few friends and I have made the best use of them."

I don't care at all that when I got married, it was a serious cold weather, and whether my hands would freeze when I played the piano.

I don't care how much my wedding will cost.

I don't even care if Jay Chou sings until his throat becomes hoarse...

In his heart, after having found the three bullies by default, he suddenly felt that the burden on him was lifted again.

Easier.

And Yang Mi also felt that it should be taken for granted. Even if it's just a joke...

But it's fine to tease and tease them.

Raising three big children for a thousand days, isn't it just this time!

GOGOGO, Go Go Go!

"Then I should call the three of them first?"

"Okay. Then you get up quickly, it's just the two of us at noon, we have to find a place to get out of bed."

"Um…"

Xu Xin answered lazily, and found the number of the first big grievance.

…

"Beep...Hello? Did Old Xu call you?"

"I just finished playing... I also called you?"

"Nonsense, he asked me to pay all the expenses of his wedding! What the **** is this looking for a best man? Isn't this looking for someone to take advantage of?"

"He also said that he would set aside a small stage for me alone. They play recorded songs at weddings, and he asked me to sing live! It's beyond the mark!"

"...Did you ask what's going on with the old wolf?"

"No... Hey, just open SKYPE and ask him directly."

"Alright. Hang up."

soon…

“VIPW999”, “JAY”, and “MR.LANG” started the conference chat mode.

"Hey, can you hear me?"

"I can hear it. Hey, I still want to ask you two, did Lao Xu call you two?"

"Call us both, let me pay for his wedding, let the wheels sing congratulations live... What do you say?"

Following Wang Sicong's question, Lang Lang said vividly:

"Hey, old wolf, let me tell you something. You will be the best man for my wedding. Then I will get you a piano, and you will accompany me live. Okay, that's all, I hang up. ... Then he Just hung up."

"Damn it! Why is your job so easy? Just play the piano and you're done?"

Wang Sicong's voice was full of surprise.

But Lang Lang was speechless:

"What do you mean my job is easy? Brother, he is going to set up wine at the gate of the ancestral hall. Do you know how cold it is to play the piano outside in winter? It's already four o'clock in the morning in Los Angeles!"

"...then you are happier than the wheel."

"What's wrong with the wheels?"

"Ah Xin asked me to sing on the spot. He said that he would choose my songs for all the songs at his wedding, and he asked me to make a skewer accompaniment for him in advance. Then he would set aside a small stage for me to sing on the spot. "

"Pfft...hahahahahahaha, human karaoke machine? Hahahahahaha."

Lang Lang burst out laughing.

While laughing, he said:

"Pharaoh is the easiest to sum up, just pay the wedding bill and it's over."

"Simple ass! Although Lao Xu called today and didn't mention it, I asked Uncle Xu before. I asked him what you plan to do with Xu Xin's wedding uncle. Do you know that they are going to make a big show! Put it on for a few days It’s a water table! Eat, drink, and have fun… I’m a conservative estimate, at least Lao Xu’s wedding will cost 8 figures! Now he actually asked me to pay the bill… Do you think he is human!”

"Beep beep beep~"

At this moment, a series of bubbles sounded suddenly.

Wang Sicong, the moderator of the web conference, saw the prompt:

“XUXIN” applied to join the conference connection.

"Old Xu is here."

He said something, and then let Xu Xin in.

Then, amidst the wind noise, Xu Xin's voice sounded:

"I saw that the three of you in the Q group didn't say a word, and I knew you were making small moves here! The three of you are so unaware that you even form a small group! Pull them all out and shoot them for five minutes!"

"No, where are you? Why are you so noisy."

"In the car, we are planning to go to the brick factory to eat a bowl of fried noodles... Is it noisy? Then I won't smoke."

Soon, the wind noise on his side quieted down.

"How about it, comrades, have the three of you finished the work you are responsible for? I will hand it over to you on the day of my wedding."

"We're not being taken advantage of! Why should I spend money on your wedding!"

"That's right! If you use my songs, I don't ask you to charge me. Why do you want me to sing LIVE!"

"My hands are worth tens of millions! They are still dollars! You asked me to play the piano for you in winter? Do you know that you are killing the civilization process of piano art!"

"Ah this..."

Xu Xin seemed a little embarrassed to be attacked by three groups of people.

But at this moment, Yang Mi's voice sounded:

"He was joking with the three of you. How could you really let you come like this? He doesn't feel bad, but I still feel bad for you."

"Hey hey... It's better to be big honey."

"Mimi is awesome!"

"Excellent, my sister Mi!"

The three of them immediately began to brag.

All kinds of compliments were thrown at Yang Mi's head like no money.

But immediately Yang Mi changed the subject:

"But having said that, if you are called the best man, you must prepare some surprises."

Before the words fell, Wang Sicong, who was the most alert, subconsciously said:

"Then what's the bridesmaid's surprise?"

"Well…"

Yang Mi, who was driving, rolled her eyes and said:

"I didn't ask the bridesmaids for a surprise."

"Are you treating them differently?"

"That's right! It's not fair at all!"

"It's not bad, men and women must be equal!"

The three of them were unhappy again.

But Yang Mi, with a confident face:

"Oh, listen to me first. Do you know how many best men there are this time? Ten! Ten bridesmaids, with ten bridesmaids! Each of these ten bridesmaids is as beautiful as a flower..."

"Cut, you don't come here. Liu Shishi, Liu Yifei, and Yang Ying are the three, right?"

The young master's voice was full of pride, "I've seen through your little trick".

Then I heard a sentence:

"And then? You keep counting. Who else?"

"Well…"

Wang Sicong started to get stuck.

After thinking about it, he tentatively asked:

"Bun? Jiaojiao?"

"Well... that's fine. Let me count them both, so there are only five. There are five more. These people are all beauties... Have you ever attended a wedding and made trouble with bridesmaids?" Don't I need to tell you?"

"..."

All of a sudden, the three of them were completely speechless.

"It's time for the bridesmaids and groomsmen... but it's time to play games..."

"Sister... that... what do you think... what kind of surprise is enough to express our admiration for you?"

"Well..."

Under the helpless eyes of Xu Xin's "three idiots", the young woman smiled proudly:

"If I don't tell you, don't you think about it yourself?"

"...?"

The three of them were taken aback.

Then Yang Mi said again:

"If you don't do well, I will deduct points for you in my heart."

"...???"

"Remember, those who have the heart don't need to teach, but those who don't have the heart can't. Right?"

"..."

In the enigmatic silence, Yang Mi said:

"Okay, we're going to eat fried noodles, let's hang up."

Beep.

“XUXIN” left the conference call.

During the call with the remaining three...

After a while, Wang Sicong said:

"Is she... the three of us in PUA?"

"Okay... it seems to be."

"Mom, how could there be such a terrifying woman?"

Hearing Lang Lang's words, Wang Sicong quickly denied:

"No, you should be lucky."

"Thank you for what?"

"Such a terrifying woman is married to Lao Xu. So the ultimate goal of the brothers now is to ensure that the two people have a good relationship for a hundred years. Lao Xu is an iron cage, enclosing big honey, do you understand? If the two of them Divorced, how many Chinese cabbages will be harmed after Da Mi is released!"

"...meaning Mimi is a wild boar?"

"Damn! I didn't say that, don't talk nonsense, I'll sue you for defamation!"

"Hahaha!"

The three gentlemen started chatting again.

And after a while...

"So, seriously, what kind of gift should we prepare to express our heart?"

Hearing Lang Lang's words, the two fell silent.

yes.

Best friends get married.

Need something to express your feelings?

No joke. You are in charge of the wedding expenses, and I am in charge of playing the piano.

Instead, it was a serious gift.

After Lang Lang finished speaking, Jay Chou thought about it and said:

"What's there on the Shenmu side? Are there any high-rise buildings similar to the 101 Building or the Bund of Shanghai that can be advertised? We can advertise to bless him."

"That's too vulgar."

Wang Sicong quickly denied it, and then said thoughtfully:

"And... Shenmu doesn't seem to have anything, right? From what I know about that place, I know that coal is produced, and there is a stadium that Old Xu used as the Olympic test site... Eh?"

Suddenly, he seemed to realize something, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said:

"Why don't we have a concert?"

"ha?"

"..."

Wang Sicong pursues the inspiration in his mind:

"I'll pay for it! You two contribute! Let's rent the stadium in Shenmu and have a concert for free! You choose the songs, and Lao Lang will accompany you! And then bring in a symphony orchestra or something... No money! You can come for free Look! Let Lao Xu and Da Mi celebrate their wedding! Let everyone in the county know that they are married! How about it!?"

"..."

A moment.

Lang Lang opened his mouth:

"Hey, I watched "Bright Sword" just now, and there is a saying that Li Yunlong said about Chu Yunfei, which is very appropriate to describe you, Lao Wang."

"What did you say?"

"You're a **** genius!"

"..."

Wang Sicong was speechless, but Lang Lang continued to ask:

"Lun'er, how are you doing? How do you say it?"

“…I’m already thinking about what song to choose.”

"It's still a choice? "Lovely Woman", "Dao Ma Dan", "In the Name of the Father", "Double Swords", "Dragon Fist", "Tornado", "Broken String", "Track", "Split" , "Quiet", "Elimination"..."

Following Wang Sicong's words, the two fell into silence again.

"..."

A moment.

"There is a picture."

Lang Lang sighed softly.

Jay Chou responded:

"Well, there is a picture."

Old Wang, you are a genius.

"Then let's say that? This matter...is kept secret. I'll call Xu Yang and the others and ask them to rent a venue! What about other aspects?"

"Just leave it to the two of us."

"OK! Brothers! This time... give Lao Xu a big surprise!"

"Fuck it!"