I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

   Chapter 619 617.League of Legends

   "Come on! Come on, everything is ready."

  On the second floor of the villa, Lang Lang poked his head out when he heard the movement, saw three people getting off the car, and greeted them with a smile.

"hold head high."

  Xu Xin waved his hand and walked into the villa with the suitcase.

  He leads the charge.

  As soon as he entered the room, he saw a big color TV!

  And Dante in a pose on the color TV.

  Beside the TV, the PS3 is still buzzing, working hard to dissipate heat.

  At the same time, there is a leftover pizza box, coke cans, champagne and goblets in an ice bucket on the table...

   Then there is a pool table in the corner of the first floor, the **** on it are scattered, and it looks like it has been played by someone.

Um.

Can.

   The taste is right.

  He went straight to the pool table without saying a word. After gathering the **** together, he said to the two people who walked in behind:

   "O'Sullivan in northern Shaanxi, you can leave your name when you come!"

  Hearing this, Wang Sicong laughed:

   "Haha, if you don't want to change your name, don't change your surname. I'm going to Dalian Durex! I'm here to ask for advice!"

   "Come to fight...huh?"

  Xu Xin who suddenly felt something was wrong was taken aback.

   But Wang Sicong had already picked up the club from the rack, and after setting the position of the ball, he shot it out with one shot.

   "BANG! Boom boom boom boom..."

  Until the last ball stopped, Wang Sicong was not discouraged when he saw that a ball was missed, but raised his head proudly:

   "You can recognize this formation!"

"Um…"

  Xu Xin looked solemn, thought for a moment, and nodded slightly:

   "Dalian Durex really lives up to its reputation."

  You can't even get a ball in.

   "Fart, it's Dalian Davis!"

  Wang Sicong, who didn't notice that it was his own mouth, was speechless.

   And Jay Chou had already come out of the bathroom, glanced at the two of them, without making a sound, directly carried his suitcase, and entered a guest room on the first floor.

   It's strange to say that the three of them didn't even have the idea of ​​going to the second floor from the beginning to the end.

  It doesn't matter what the old wolf is doing...whatever he likes to do.

  The three fathers are all on the first floor. If you don’t come down, the eldest son, you can’t bear it if your father goes up to look for you at that moment!

   Soon, the door opened again.

   Putting on a pair of beach shorts, Jay Chou stepped on the board and walked out.

  Come to the table, take a look at the champagne in the ice bucket...

   Then it opened with a bang without warning.

   After taking two gulps directly at the mouth of the bottle...

   "Vegas!!!baby!!!!!!"

   "...?"

  Shaanbei O'Sullivan was taken aback, and hit a shot, which went straight crooked.

   "You are so sick! Why are you crying and howling!"

  While speaking, he took advantage of Dalian Durex's turning around and moved a No. 3 ball attached to the side library to the mouth of the pocket.

  Dalian Durex didn't notice it, but was full of smiles:

   "The champagne is about to open? Pour me a glass too..."

"Sure."

   Jay Chou responded, took the wine bottle, picked up a glass at random, poured more than half of it, and walked over with it:

"Give."

   "Let's put it there, I'll drink it later."

   "Are you sure? The bubbles of this champagne disappear quickly."

   "Don't worry~"

  Dalian Durex glanced at the 3 strikes in the lower left pocket and sneered.

   But don't poke.

   This dish is under control.

   Sure enough, when the last black 8 scored, he picked up the cup and shook it slightly...

  The golden champagne was bursting with bubbles again.

Um.

  The wine is still warm~

"Next person!"

  Maybe because the money was not enough, Shanbei Rockets resentfully handed over the club to Wanwan Selby.

  It was only then that I realized that Lang Lang hadn’t come down yet:

   "What is the old wolf doing up there?"

   "I don't know, go and have a look... Help me get my luggage up by the way."

   "Why?"

   "I won, okay?"

   "..."

have to.

   Now Xu Xin lost his temper at all, obediently carried two big boxes and walked upstairs.

  I thought that Lao Wang had a big woman in this suitcase?

  So heavy.

   He went upstairs wheezing and wheezing, and then he yelled:

   "Old wolf, where are you?"

   "Here it is. Old Xu, come quickly!"

  Hearing the sound, Xu Xin didn't rush to find a room, and followed the sound directly to the door of a room.

  As soon as he entered the door, he saw Lang Lang with his earphones half buttoned up, sitting in front of the computer playing a game he had never seen before.

   "What is this?"

   "League of Legends."

  Lang Lang came with a string of English, and Xu Xin walked beside him.

  I saw...he was controlling a villain with a knife in his hand, and he was slashing at a strange long monster.

  As soon as the monster was killed, there was a blue circle under his feet.

   Then Xu Xin didn't understand what was going on, so Lang Lang, who was stepping on the circle, went straight up the road. After passing through a few bushes, he fought with a hero holding a big sword in his hand.

  After a burst of strange skills, suddenly "bang", a huge sword fell from the sky, and Lang Lang's screen turned into black and white.

  The blue circle also appeared under the figure with residual blood.

   "Grass! It's outrageous! He's so meaty!"

   Lang Lang uttered a foul language, and clicked the mouse a few times in agitation.

  By observing, Xu Xin probably understood this game... It seems to be similar to DOTA.

   Then asked:

   "Why don't you play DOTA anymore?"

"I can't play. The login delay on the domestic platform is very high, and I can't play at all. Then I play the Battle.net platform here. They are all foreigners, and they are not passionate and meaningless. I have been playing this for the past two days. "

   "That's because of your food."

  Xu Xin mercilessly exposed his "lie".

   He couldn't be more clear about Lao Lang's level of playing DOTA.

   That abruptly was dragged into the pit by several people.

  The prestige of Karl, the steel bar hand, is still flowing on VS.

  The skill of making up knife dishes is not solid, and I don’t have my own ideas.

  Someone leads and directs him to play the fourth or fifth position, but if no one directs him, he will just wander around like a headless chicken.

  This kind of teammate is led by a powerful boss, Kuoqi Yang Mi, so it's hard to tell.

   But he was in solo queue, and his stupidity guaranteed that before he could cry, his teammates would be full of faces.

   And Lang Lang saw that he was mercilessly exposing himself, and he was a little unconvinced...but he couldn't refute it. Because he dared to refute, he would be invited by Xu Xin:

   "Spicy chicken, if you don't agree, come search the building!"

  He can't be beaten again and again. After being abused, this **** will definitely show off with the other two **** below.

  So, the best way is to endure.

  You say me, but I can bear it.

  As long as you don't scold me!

  Thus, he, who was not talking, followed the resurrection of the character, and ran out of the spring again with a knife.

  Xu Xin looked at him and asked curiously:

   "What's the name of the person you're playing with?"

   "A master of swordsmanship...a ​​sword master, so to speak."

   "Yo? Changed career to play CARRY?"

   "No, it's Ginger Dog."

   "...what the hell?"

"Jiang...Jungle! Understood? Drill into the jungle area to develop, and then support the three lanes. This game is different from DOTA. The top lane and the mid lane are all one-on-one, and the bottom lane is Carry and support. It's pure competition basic skills, You can’t deny it yet... Anyway, it’s pretty easy to play.”

  As soon as he explained it like this, Xu Xin understood, and nodded vigorously:

   "Hmm, sounds like it would work for you."

look!

  What I said just now, if you criticize me, I will bear it, as long as you don’t scold me.

   But what are you doing now?

  What is the difference between you and scolding me?

You scold me? !

  I... I can bear it too!

   Lang Lang was not answering the questions, but instead sent out an invitation:

   "Play a game? Let me teach you, this game is very simple, I will play the game for you."

"OK."

  Xu Xin turned on the computer without further ado:

   "I'm going to get water, what do you drink?"

   "No, here it is."

   After Lang Lang finished speaking, he let go of the mouse, and moved his hand down...

   Xu Xin looked in the direction of his hand.

  A small insulated box came into view.

  Lid open...

   "Are you drinking Coke? Gatorade? Or something..."

Um.

   Yes, the taste is more correct!

  He personally walked over to pick and choose, and finally chose a bottle of cherry-flavored drink.

   While waiting for the boot, he looked at the drink can in his hand, pulled the tab, took a sip, and nodded slightly:

   "Not to mention, it's quite delicious... It's just that Laomei's name is really strange. Bahpo~ How do you translate this word? Paper? Newspaper? Newspaper brand cherry flavored soda?"

   "..."

  Lang Lang's mouth twitched, and he was about to explain, but his eyes rolled immediately.

  Grandma's, I can't bear spicy food!

   "Yes, the newspaper card. They didn't say you brought me a bottle of drink when they drank this. They just said: Hey, that newspaper. They will give you this drink."

   "Good guy~"

  Xu Xin nodded in amazement, and continued to be a curious baby:

   "Then what if I go to buy a newspaper? It's the kind of newspaper I read, what should I say?"

   "Uh... then you have to say Neus, N, E, W, S, you know?"

   "Hmm! News... Then I want to watch TV news?"

"Well…"

  Lang Lang opened his mouth and said:

   "Then you said you want to watch TV."

   "Then I want to watch the series..."

   "You have 100,000 whys! Hurry up, have you seen the document on the desktop? That is the number I registered for you with the IDs of friends around you. Choose one yourself, log in, and go through the novice tutorial first..."

   "Tsk."

   Seeing his impatience, Xu Xin slammed his lips and started to log in to the game client.

  Because of the language barrier, he could only fumble under Lang Lang's guidance.

   When passing the novice tutorial, the hero chose the buddy with the giant sword.

  According to Lang Lang's words, his Q skill is to cut people, and others will be silent after he likes someone. The W skill is damage reduction, the E skill is a big windmill, and the R skill is the warrior beheading skill in World of Warcraft.

   Then he has some summoner skills, runes, etc...

  Because it didn't make sense, he simply helped Xu Xin operate for a while.

  Skill D is to run fast, speed up when driving.

  F skill is to add blood to yourself.

   Then let Xu Xin go through the novice tutorial happily.

   In all fairness, Xu Xin missed a few soldiers as soon as he got started.

   But later on he basically got used to it.

   It’s not bad, it doesn’t require particularly complicated operations like DOTA, but it’s quite simple.

   There are only four skills, QWER.

  Equipment is also a synthesis system.

  The most important thing is that there is no way to block pawns, and there is no need to deny.

   After taking a second look, Xu Xin understood that the game's control over the **** line is actually two points.

  One is to use skills to speed push, and the other is to get stuck in a favorable position and make up one by one.

  Belongs to the most basic line control skills in DOTA, but it is too easy.

  Especially because he is still playing the No. 3 martyr road.

  The most basic quality is how to grasp some shadows and details to control the line of soldiers when you are regarded as an orphan.

   These are too simple for him.

   What's more, this buddy who holds a giant sword like a door panel also has a passive skill, which can restore blood when squatting in the grass.

  Hey, if this skill is put in DOTA... wouldn't the third position have to call daddy?

  The only pity is that the map is not very operable in this game, and the classic DOTA operations such as circling the forest, blocking the field of view, hiding and gaining experience, etc. cannot be done...

   But.

  Holding a cigarette in one hand, and using the other hand without even using the A button, Xu Xin, who just operated the mouse to move back and forth to make up the knife, looked at the entry of 20 yuan and 20 yuan, and a thought flowed in his heart:

   "Unexpectedly...it's very simple."

  So, after Laolang's Juggernaut game ended in a humiliating 3/9/1, Xu Xin was already proficient at it.

  The two immediately played a game online.

  He directly locked on Brother Jujian... Only through Lao Lang's translation did he know that this hero is called Galen.

   But the one opposite was a little girl.

  At the beginning of the match, Xu Xin looked at the skill of this girl throwing a lot of fire, and she lost a blood block, and she was full of question marks.

  But by virtue of the characteristics of returning blood from the grass, combined with the red medicine, he followed DOTA's habit of raising orphans on the Martyr's Road, and his experience in hiding in the grass was barely evenly divided.

  Because he hid in the bushes at the beginning, he took advantage of the younger sister named Annie. After adding Q, he went to kill the girl... Annie went back to the city once, and he reached level six first.

   First open W, then Q! Then drive the big windmill around and around, wait for the big windmill to complete a Q...

  Annie lost blood in an instant and started to run back.

  Xu Xin chased wildly and pressed R desperately, but after being circled by Annie, he also reached the sixth level. After teleporting a short distance in his eyes, a bear hit him in front of him with his backhand.

   Then there was a set of combos that I couldn't understand, which gave him a second.

   "WTF???"

  He was dumbfounded.

   Fortunately, he pressed R before being seconds.

  A huge sword fell from the sky, and I got it for 300 yuan.

  The old wolf who has been paying attention to Xu Xin and almost killed others solo when he saw him the first time he played the game said with envy:

   "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, she is very fierce at level six. She will faint."

   "Why didn't you say it earlier!... Also, what is her skill that teleports forward for a short distance? A prop or a skill? It looks like a jumping knife."

"that…"

  Lang Lang rolled his eyes and said:

"That's her own skill. You hero is too bulky, no... Then you are good enough, you run sprint, and then add blood to yourself, maybe you can't die. Tsk, real dish. "

   "..."

  Xu Xin belatedly remembered... Oh yes, I still have two skills that are useless.

this…

Fine.

   My pot.

   It is indeed my dish.

   "What should I do?"

   "You are a hero who slashes people so hard, you don't want to attack!"

  Old Wolf's eyes dodged a little.

   But Xu Xin didn't notice, just nodded:

   "Understood! Then buy this sword that cuts people back to ten points of blood? 475 this?"

"right!"

   "But this thing doesn't seem to be compatible with equipment, I think other small items can be combined..."

   "It's cost-effective, I bought it in the early stage, and then sold it to the store when I changed it."

"…you sure?"

  It would be fine if he didn't say the latter sentence... Xu Xin started to mutter in his heart when he talked about selling the store.

  Everyone who plays DOTA knows that you buy something for 1000, and after selling it in the store, it will be 500.

   This is an obvious loss of economy.

  Idiots do this.

  This game is designed to be so anti-human?

   Then, he glanced at Lang Lang's Juggernaut.

   "...What did you release? Why didn't you release this 475?"

"Well…"

"Um?"

   "..."

   "..."

  In the silence that he didn't understand for a while, Xu Xin also fell silent.

   After about two or three seconds, Xu Xin asked:

   "This hero...is attacking?"

   "...You should buy magic resistance..."

  Lang Lang gave a dry laugh:

   "Brother, I was just joking."

  …

   "What are you two doing... Ouch, what game is this?"

   Seeing that the two of them were still not coming down, Wang Sicong and Jay Chou finally couldn't bear it and went upstairs.

  After finding the two, Wang Sicong looked curiously at the way Xu Xin manipulated the hero into the crowd and circled.

   As soon as the voice fell, the opponent's crystal exploded.

  With a record of 6/7/11, Xu Xin completed his first victory in an unfamiliar game.

   It's a good start.

  As for Lang Lang... because he had to be distracted from teaching Xu Xin how to produce equipment while operating it, he only gave a proud report card of 2/9/3.

   This set was brought to lie down by the wandering mage daddy in the middle.

   "What is L, the old wolf took me to play, it's okay, it's very interesting."

  Xu Xin said something casually.

  Hearing this, Wang Sicong asked curiously:

   "Why don't you play DOTA...NOOBJUNGLE...garbage jungle? What do you mean? Who are you talking about?"

  In the post-match chat box, after seeing someone typing, Wang Sicong subconsciously translated it.

   Lang Lang blushed...

   Xu Xin glanced at him and sneered:

   "So-and-so is clear. Do you two want to come? This game is quite interesting. I can't play DOTA, and our VS is too stuck."

   "Well, that's fine. Come on. I'll get Shui Laoxu, how much of your cigarette do you have left?"

   "Half a box, enough for the two of us to smoke, Shui Laolang has it. Come on, you two hurry up and sign up, this game is extremely simple."

  Hearing this, the corners of Lang Lang's mouth twitched again.

   It's not over yet.

   When the two of them pass the novice tutorial...

"Merlin Gunner? What kind of stupid name is that... Let me see... Well, why is this hero skill similar to enemy magic? Can this jump jump face? Is it used to escape for life in the early stage, and specially jump face to attack others in the later stage?... This big move is so stupid, push people away? I want to kill people, what is this? Be kind and merciful to Gatling?...Wheel, what are you playing?"

   "Tauren."

   "What? NTR?"

   "..."

   "..."

   "..."

Fine.

   After all, it is Dalian Durex.

   Lives up to its name.

   While Xu Xin was waiting for the two of them to go through the novice tutorial, he also finished a can of newspaper.

  He smacked his mouth unsatisfactorily:

   "Old Wolf, bring me another newspaper."

  His unique title attracted Wang Sicong's casual gesture.

   "Yo? Dr. Pepper? Cherry flavor? Give me a can too...Old Xu, give me another cigarette."

   "Just wait a moment..."

  Xu Xin was stunned.

  Cold sweat was already pouring from the tip of Lang Lang's nose.

   "Ah, good, come here, Lao Xu, here you are, you drink this, Gatorade, it's delicious too! It's still cold, Luner, what do you drink?"

   "Don't drink the wheel first."

  Xu Xin interrupted his words, looked at Wang Sicong, and pointed to the soda can in front of him:

   "What is this thing called?"

   "Dr. Pepper. DR.PEPPER, isn't it written? Lao Mei's is a classic drink."

   "Google."

  Xu Xin heard the sound of Lang Lang swallowing saliva clearly.

  What about Xu Xin...

   glanced at him again, and asked Wang Sicong:

   "Isn't this thing called a newspaper? Pooh, it means newspaper."

   "It's pepper! Brother~"

   Unknown why Wang Sicong corrected again:

   "Did you see the word DR? It means doctor or doctor. Dao Kete! The translation is Dr. Pepper... What's going on with you two?"

   He became more and more puzzled.

  As for Xu Xin, after hearing this explanation, he glanced at Lao Lang again, and then said:

   "I'm thirsty. I asked what this drink is called just now, and someone told me it's called a newspaper. It was said that people here bought this drink, and they all said: Bring me a newspaper..."

   "Pfft...hahahahahahahaha..."

  Wang Sicong burst into laughter instantly.

   And Jay Chou over there also asked dumbfoundingly:

   "What are you doing? What if you really want to read the newspaper? What should I say?"

   "..."

   Sweat also began to appear on Lang Lang's forehead.

  I heard Xu Xin say:

   "NEWS. News."

   "Hahahahaha..."

  The young master started laughing wildly.

   And Jay Chou was even more speechless:

   "Then what if I want to watch the news?"

   "Watch TV, TVSHOW."

   "Hahahahahahaha..."

  Lang Lang sweated like rain.

   And Jay Chou saw that the sweat on his face was flowing like a waterfall, so he knew that he couldn't continue asking.

   If this continues, someone must die in this room.

   So we made a round:

   "Hey, forget it, let's start. How does this game attract people?"

  Xu Xin stopped asking questions and said to Lang Lang:

   "Pull them both."

   "Hey, good."

  Humble old wolf, pulling people online.

   Soon, the four-person team was in place and began to arrange.

   And just after Lang Lang finished arranging the summoner skills of the two of them, and matched a teammate to start the game, Xu Xin looked at the loading interface and suddenly said:

   "My new house still lacks a piano..."

   "Brother, I'll buy it! Leave this matter to me!"

   "Hmm... old wolf."

   "Hey, bro, tell me."

   "Don't lean your head so close, your sweat is dripping onto my arm."

   "Hey, okay, Brother Xu."

  Hands worth 80 million slapped Xu Xin's arm. After the slap was clean, he even blew:

   "Brother, it's clean."

   "Well, come to the road this time to be my dog."

   "Okay, I'll catch it at the second level!"

   A moment.

  Teemo, who was just level 2, died under the giant sword and chaotic knife:? ? ?

  This sword master...

   Improper person?

   Tell me, after finishing this chapter today, I want to eat fruit. I stabbed the pineapple with a fruit knife, and then I scratched my hand. The knife wiped the index finger, middle finger, and ring finger of my left hand and flew out. It ruptured in an instant, and the bleeding could not be stopped. After arriving at the hospital, three fingers were stitched with ten stitches...

   Luckily, I didn't hurt my nerves or Tesuji, just a little bit! What a risk!

   I'm really... drunk.

   The stitches will be removed in 14 days. I can only guarantee to keep updating as much as possible, but I can’t guarantee the number of updates. Please understand.

   Now I can only use the thumb of my left hand, I will try my best to keep updating, but tomorrow should be the most painful day, let’s see the situation first. If the swelling is too severe, then I will dove for a day, and if I can persist, I will do more.

   I've had a really bad year...really.

  (end of this chapter)