I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

  Chapter 586 584. This punch...

   This night, the three brothers took the initiative to isolate themselves from the outside world.

  It doesn’t matter whether it’s news on the Internet or questions in your heart.

  After seeing Wang Sicong, no one mentioned this again.

  No need.

  My buddy is feeling uncomfortable, so come and have a drink with him.

  Masters are so hypocritical. Drink a glass, get up the next morning and do what you want, and the sky isn't falling, right?

   Also, there is a benefit to being drunk.

   That is, the two of them basically do not have the problem of jet lag.

   I didn’t know how much I drank in the end, but the four bottles were empty anyway.

   I brought some beer with me, and the last one slept better than the other.

  The news that Lang Lang and Jay Chou appeared at the Shanghai Airport also spread like wildfire.

  Actually, Lang Lang is fine. The news that the media can dig up is that he just finished a performance in Oslo.

   Moreover, from a popular point of view, his fans are much less than Jay Chou.

  So everyone doesn't know much about his itinerary.

   But for Jay Chou, he went to Los Angeles to participate in the post-production of "The Green Hornet" a few days ago during the recording interval of Good Voice, but it was in the news.

   How many days have you been away?

  As soon as Wang Sicong had an accident, he came back.

   Good guy...

  Who would believe it was a coincidence?

   There hasn’t been a concert recently, Jay Chou must have gone to Xi’an to improve his voice when he came to mainland China, so what are you doing in Shanghai?

  So, when Lang Lang and Jay Chou appeared in Shanghai at the same time, in the eyes of the media, their true intentions were already clear.

   Okay.

   These three people are really a fairy friendship.

   Looking at the news on the gossip, I don't know how many people are feeling emotional in their hearts.

  Unfortunately, Yang Mi and Xu Xin went to Canada to take wedding photos.

   Otherwise, I guess Xu Xin must be right.

  Look at the four of them, they are really in a group... Brothers are in trouble, so they rush back without hesitation.

   This must be considered loyalty, right?

   Just thinking about it, I refreshed the webpage suddenly, and suddenly a piece of news appeared in the field of vision of many people at almost 10 o'clock in the morning:

   "Xu Xin and his wife have returned to China and appeared at the Peninsula Hotel! "

   "????"

  When they saw this news, everyone was dumbfounded.

What?

came back?

  …

   Didn’t know that the news that he and his wife had returned to China had been exposed on the Internet. After Xu Xin entered the presidential suite, he asked Guo Ping:

   "Where's the kitchen?"

   "Over there."

  Guo Ping pointed, Xu Xin nodded, and walked over with a bag of things.

  Those three living fathers didn't know what to do yesterday, they desperately sent messages to Yang Mi shouting hungry.

   Either you want to eat flower rolls, or you want to eat dried tofu with sharp peppers.

  Sun Ting met with people overnight, and asked someone to prepare a bag of ingredients bought in the morning when she picked up the station in Shanghai.

   is enough.

   Speechless, he carried a bag of things into the kitchen, turned to look at his wife:

"I'll help you?"

"Need not."

  Yang Mi untied the leather **** her wrist casually, tied a ball head on her head, and said:

   "Look at the three of them. I'll post the noodles first."

"good."

   Xu Xin responded, walked out of the kitchen, and asked Guo Ping:

   "What about people?"

  Guo Ping hurriedly led the way.

   When she came to a door, she stepped aside.

  She didn't know if the people inside were dressed or not...it's not easy to get in.

   But Xu Xin didn't pay that much attention.

  Push open the door directly...

   Then it was smoked out.

  A smell of alcohol and... I don't know if it's foot odor or something.

   Then he saw Lang Lang's head drooping by the bed, and there was a trash can right under it.

   There are also traces of vomited and yellowed saliva on the bed sheet.

   "..."

  The corner of his mouth twitched...

   Then he saw Jay Chou, who was shirtless and turned his back to him.

What? You ask why you know it's him just by looking at the back?

  You ask Natsuki.

  The virtues of the two living fathers made him give up the idea of ​​going in, and closed the door directly.

   "How much did you drink?"

   "The three drank... three and a half bottles of whiskey, and added a mention of Budweiser."

   "..."

  Xu Xin opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say... Finally, he resigned himself to his fate and asked:

   "What about others?"

   "That house."

  He strode directly to the master bedroom, unscrewed the door and took a look...

   It's okay, Wang Sicong is quite normal, but the snoring is very loud, and then the room smells like urine.

   I don't know if I didn't flush the toilet after going to the bathroom.

  He quickly closed the door, walked towards the living room, and gave an order:

   "Have someone come over to clean up in the afternoon, and clean it thoroughly."

"OK."

   Guo Ping nodded quickly.

   Then he quickly brought Xu Xin a bottle of water.

  Xu Xin took enough water and pouted directly towards the balcony, Guo Ping followed knowingly.

  As soon as he got to the terrace, he saw peanut shells scattered everywhere, and there were also many snack bags and cigar butts floating in the swimming pool.

  He was even more speechless.

  I wondered how these three people are like the three huskies, and they even brought home demolition?

   Sit on one of the fairly clean beach chairs, and he asked:

"What's the situation now?"

   "Brother Cong has been shut down for two days, but he will still check the news from the outside world on the computer..."

   "I said Wang Ying."

  He lit a cigarette, and asked after finding a cup with a little...not sure if it was wine or water left in it as an ashtray.

   "I have packed my things and left home. I personally watched her pack, and I'm sure she didn't take anything from Brother Cong's house."

"…left already?"

  Xu Xin was a little surprised.

"Um."

  Guo Ping nodded:

"She still wanted to contact Brother Cong, but Brother Cong turned off the phone, so she couldn't contact her. After I sent her to the house she rented, I went back to the Peninsula Hotel... I also received a call from her to find Brother Cong. Messages and phone calls, but I didn't answer them, and I didn't tell Brother Cong."

  Yang Mi also walked to the terrace at some point.

  After hearing what Guo Ping said, she asked:

   "Meaning we broke up? Whose idea was it to let her go?"

   "Brother Cong's own."

  Hearing this, the couple looked at each other...

  Yang Mi said:

   "Come help me pick vegetables after smoking."

"good."

  Xu Xin responded.

   Soon, after finishing a cigarette, he and Guo Ping walked into the kitchen together.

  Yang Mi said without raising her head:

   "Apple, I don't need your help, you can contact the person who cleans the room in the afternoon first."

  Guo Ping understood the meaning as soon as she heard it, and exited the kitchen immediately.

   "Help me pick celery."

  This is for boiling tomato sauce.

  Xu Xin nodded, put the bought fine celery into the sink, and said:

   "Let's not talk about Wang Ying's work in Meikong."

"Um."

  Yang Mi, who was cutting tomatoes, nodded:

   "There's no need to say anything. I'm afraid he's causing some kind of mental illness. What if he's really afraid of women..."

   "..."

  Xu Xin didn't say a word.

  He is not proficient in the stories in the kitchen at all, but it is no problem to help with limited help picking vegetables, chopping garlic and so on.

  These three living fathers are picky.

   One wants to eat Northeast cuisine, dried tofu with sharp peppers, one wants to eat seafood stew, and the other wants to eat Hanamaki.

  Xu Xin wants to eat fried noodles...

  With the addition of Dani and Apple, today's meal is for seven people, and the busy time must be longer.

   And when it was around 11:30, finally, the two chattering in the kitchen heard:

"apple?"

  Wang Sicong's movements.

  He woke up.

  Xu Xin leaned out from the kitchen:

"Eh."

   Wang Sicong, with swollen eyeballs and a face full of hangover effects, turned his head when he heard the movement...

   Suddenly there was a jolt:

   "I am stupid!"

   As soon as the swear words came out, I saw Yang Mi's head protruding from the side of Xu Xin.

  Wang Sicong, who had a dream of being beaten last night, subconsciously let out a scream:

"ah!!"

   "..."

   "..."

   The couple were also taken aback.

  I thought what was wrong with this.

   Surprised.

   But Wang Sicong was dumbfounded, looking at the two of them...

   "You...you..."

   "What's wrong? Why is it like seeing a ghost?"

  Xu Xin was a little speechless.

   "No... you... why are you two back!"

   After reacting, the young master was completely dumbfounded.

  But after hearing this, Yang Mi rolled her eyes directly:

   "What do you think? Why did I leave Canada alone and come here to cook you a meal? Why do you say?"

   "..."

  Wang Sicong was really speechless now.

  Having understood what was going on, he was very moved.

  Thousands of words can only be turned into a question:

   "Your wedding photo..."

   "The filming is over."

  Xu Xin shrugged, washed his hands in the kitchen, and walked out.

  His work is done.

   What to do with the rest depends on watching his wife perform, which has nothing to do with him.

  He took out a cigarette from his pocket and threw one to Wang Sicong, who then pointed to the balcony.

  Although the child is not here, he has already developed a habit of not smoking indoors.

   "Hoo..."

  Looking at the friend who came out, Xu Xin lit his own cigarette and handed the lighter to the other party.

  But Wang Sicong looked at Xu Xin straightly...

  Suddenly came a sentence:

   "Did you delay things?"

   "Not so much."

  Xu Xin smiled and shook his head:

   "The weather over there is good, and God will save face. So the four sets of wedding photos were taken very quickly..."

   "..."

  In fact, Wang Sicong couldn't tell the truth from the fake.

   Not even he knew what to say.

   Say thanks?

  Too raw.

   Said moved?

   What are you talking about among the gentlemen... It's not hypocritical.

have a drink?

  Thinking of this, he retched directly:

   "vomit..."

  Seeing this, Xu Xin smiled:

   "I also said that I will have a drink with you when I come back. It seems that I don't need it."

"…ha."

  Wang Sicong looked at the mess last night, and suddenly chuckled:

   "What a shame."

   "Not at all. Then I will give the role of Wang Ying to someone else."

"Um."

  Hearing this, Wang Sicong nodded and asked calmly:

   "Did you find out anything?"

  Xu Xin simply shook his head:

"without."

"…Um."

   Not knowing what thoughts were in his mind, Wang Sicong simply hummed.

   Then suddenly came a sentence:

   "Do you think I can still find true love in this life?"

   "..."

  Xu Xin observed his expression subconsciously, thought for a while, and suddenly pointed to the open space in front of him:

   "It's so big, is it okay?"

  He gestured the outline of a single bed.

  Wang Sicong was taken aback for a moment:

"What?"

   "I'll leave you such a big space next to the kennel."

"…ah?"

  The eldest son foolishly looked at the distance drawn by his friend...

   Still didn't understand what he meant.

  Seeing this, Xu Xin continued:

"When you are seventy or eighty, I will ask Nuannuan and Yangyang to take care of you until the end of your retirement. Then I will leave you such a big place at home, enough for you to sleep in. I don't want your money either. You keep your pension for yourself. How about your dancing old lady spending money?"

   "...????"

  The young master was dumbfounded.

"Which eye do you see that I'm going to die alone!? Retirement pension?...I'm so short of that little pension!? I use you to save me a place?...Return the kennel? I'll build you a kennel Can you live with me!?"

   "Look, isn't what you asked nonsense?"

  Xu Xin rolled his eyes at him:

   "Even you don't believe that you will die alone, which shows that you still have illusions about love. Then what is the point of asking this question?"

"Well…"

  Wang Sicong realized...

  My friend's interpretation...seems to make sense.

Hey! I'm so short-tempered...

  I, who studied philosophy, was confused by a director.

  After feeling back in his heart, he said directly:

   "You asked Da Mi to introduce me to a girl..."

   "What do I owe you?"

  Xu Xin sneered:

   "Can't even find a girlfriend, iron waste?"

   "...I'm not sad."

   "Someone introduces you to a **** the front foot, but you are sad again on the back foot? Young man, your heart is really fragile."

   "..."

  Wang Sicong, who had no temper at all, was speechless.

  Looking at my friend smoking a cigarette...

  Suddenly, he burst out laughing.

  Shaking his head funny, looking at the layer of garbage above the swimming pool, he muttered:

   "Damn... I lost my adult this time."

   But this time, Xu Xin didn't mean to ridicule him in any way.

   Just patted him on the shoulder.

   Nothing to lose or shame on.

   Let’s grow up at that time.

   he said in his heart.

  …

   "Boom boom boom!"

  Three loud slamming sounds on the door startled both Lang Lang and Jay Chou.

  Instinctively looked at Xu Xin at the door.

   Before the hangovers could react, Xu Xin said:

   "My lord, don't fall asleep, get up and eat quickly."

   After speaking, flash away.

   "..."

   "...???"

  The two people lying on the same bed looked at each other...

   "Old...Old Xu?"

   "It seems to be..."

   "Damn! Why is he back?"

"I do not know."

  Following Jay Chou's shaking of his head, Lang Lang shook his head for a while. After regaining consciousness a little bit, he seemed to remember something, and immediately his eyes began to glow:

   "Big Honey!! Hurry up! Get up!"

"what?"

   "Big honey is going to hit someone!"

   As he said, he got up and began to get dressed.

   But Jay Chou's reaction was slower.

  Until he understood what the so-called "hammer man" meant... He bounced off the bed with a bang.

  The whole process takes less than five minutes.

   The two with water on their faces walked out quickly.

   Just in time, Yang Mi appeared at the kitchen door holding a pot of rolls.

   "Big honey! Let's start?!"

"…ah?"

  Yang Mi was taken aback, and looked at Lang Lang:

"What?"

   "Have you finished playing? Haven't you finished?"

   "Hit...who?"

  Yang Mi's face was covered.

   "Old Wang! Don't you say you want to give him two punches when you come back?"

   "...Are you two sick?"

  Yang Mi was speechless.

   At this moment, Wang Sicong also came out of his master bedroom.

  He hasn't brushed his teeth this morning.

   "What's the matter? What are you talking about?"

   "Let's talk about the big honey smashing you."

   "..."

   "..."

"oh…"

  Following Lang Lang's words, Wang Sicong's face turned pale, while Yang Mi's eyes were full of absurdity.

   On the contrary, Xu Xin who walked into the house after smoking a cigarette outside the terrace seemed to be thinking of something, so he nodded quickly:

"Yes, yes, you said that you would give him a big meal when you come back...Start now? Or finish the meal?...Forget it, let's start directly, otherwise I'm afraid he won't be able to eat well. Come on Come on…"

   "...????"

   "???"

   Both Wang Sicong and Yang Mi looked at their husband/friend as if they were crazy.

Then.

   "Wheels, quick!"

"okay!"

  Heng Ha, the second general went straight to the side, and suddenly grabbed Wang Sicong's arm.

   "Eh? I'm...Aren't you joking? Seriously?...Don't make trouble, we've already eaten! Brother!"

"Didn't you say that in front of the two of us yesterday? What big honey is a flowery punch and embroidered legs. It's okay to let her punch a hundred punches. What's the matter... How well-developed your biceps are... Hurry up! Taijun! This The kid's mouth is hard and ruthless!"

   "..."

  Yang Mi's mouth twitched.

   Then she saw her husband take out his cell phone.

   "I'll record it!"

  You still make up the head!

  She was speechless.

   But looking at Wang Sicong who has been framed...

   After thinking about it for a while, I think it seems that hitting someone for nothing is not bad.

  So he put the basket containing the flower rolls on the table, moved his wrist, and walked out.

   "Big honey! Don't... let's not make trouble... I just fell out of love... not... Taijun! Taijun! It's me! It's me!"

  Watching Yang Mi walk out with her wrists moving, Wang Sicong felt the back of his spine start to feel hairy.

   Hurry to struggle.

   But how could his physique break free from the restraints of Lang Lang and Jay Chou.

   And Xu Xin was holding up a mobile phone while recording, and at the same time, he didn't know what to think about. Following the words that popped up in his mind, he said in a thief-like way:

   "Heavenly Dynasty~There is an old saying~It is called...Those who make small things are Junjie~"

   "Bah! Dog traitor! Don't make a fuss!"

   "Oh, you still dare to scold me?... Taijun! This kid scolded me! You have to stand up for me!"

   "I'm stupid... you... don't, don't, big honey, let's not make trouble... no... where are you playing? I don't want to eat, I'm afraid of vomiting..."

   And Yang Mi looked at him with a smile on his face, and suddenly stretched out two fingers:

   "Just two punches. We took a set of travel and wedding photos for you, and we didn't take a few family portraits with our children... Just two punches, and you will be knocked down!"

   "..."

  Wang Sicong was taken aback...

   Immediately stopped struggling.

   "Okay!...you two let me go."

  After Lang Lang and Jay Chou let go of him, he turned sideways, exposing his arms:

   "Just hit the arm. Two punches! I hide I'm a grandson!"

  Yang Mi didn't show politeness to him, she just stood beside him.

   "Hoo..."

   She clenched a fist with her right hand and put it behind her waist. With her breathing, she gestured for a punching posture.

   "Hoo..."

   "Hoo..."

   "Hoo..."

  Every breath, just through the uniform speed of the fist, the other three gentlemen can feel the feeling of accumulated strength transmitted between her breaths.

  Wang Sicong's goose bumps all rose up.

   But he also has a head.

   Say no to hide, don't hide.

   Hitting the arm... how much does it hurt?

   And Jay Chou and Lang Lang have already moved out of their seats.

   After watching Yang Mi adjust her breathing seven or eight times... just when Wang Sicong was a little impatient and wanted to ask her whether she should fight or not...

  Everyone heard only... a strange hum:

   "Huh! Hi!"

  Yang Mi took one and a half steps forward and punched Wang Sicong on the arm.

   "Boom!"

   "..."

   "..."

   "..."

  The voice is dull, thick and solid.

  Lang Lang, who was watching, thought of a sentence for no reason:

   "This punch pierces through the sea of ​​stars!"

   "!"

  Wang Sicong's face turned red instantly.

   And Xu Xin trembled while holding the phone...

this…

  Half-step collapsing fist?

  Are you really fighting?

   "呵..."

   There was a breath coming out of his jaw, mixed with a sense of pain, which made Wang Sicong's body shake a little.

  Yang Mi asked curiously:

   "How is it?"

   "呵... just... hiss... so-so... 呵..."

"cut."

  Hearing this and seeing his virtue, Yang Mi's second punch turned into a brain collapse.

   After flicking his forehead directly, he sighed helplessly:

"You. You have to save face and suffer... okay, this punch is to remind you, don't be so impulsive in the future. There are so many people with good intentions outside, and people's hearts are still separated from the belly. Improve your memory, and you will be able to do it later. But don't suffer from women. If you get hot in the future, just think about my punch, an unreserved punch that hurts so much on the body. If it hits the heart, what kind of pain will it be? Be careful in the future ,do you know?"

   As she spoke, she looked at the silent Wang Sicong, and directly took his arm:

"Let's go, let's eat. I made you your favorite flower rolls, and you can do whatever you want when you are full. Tang Yan, have you found it? Have you passed the acting skills? You don't care about "The Voice"? There are so many You have to be busy with things, what kind of thing is it to be a coward here all the time? If you have enough to eat and drink, you are busy with your career. Why does a man have to worry about not having a wife?"

   While talking, she entered the room with Wang Sicong on her arm.

  Xu Xin also put away the phone.

   Then I heard the two friends behind me whispering.

  Lang Lang looked at the backs of the two and said:

   "Tsk, the domineering side leaks."

  Jay Chou nodded empathetically:

   "Handsome~"

  (end of this chapter)