I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

   Chapter 57 055. Celebration Banquet

   "Teacher Yu, then I won't send you up."

   "Well, go back quickly, but also pay attention to safety, don't drive too fast on the road, you know? Then I will see your class on Monday. If you don't have your class, you can send me there."

   "Hey, good."

  Xu Xin nodded and agreed, politely waiting for Jane to enter the corridor before driving away.

  But he had just walked 20 to 30 meters... He slammed on the brakes to death, and speechless emotions filled the whole face that looked oily from the second-hand smoke for half the night...

  No...what about my script?

   Eyes full of speechlessness, but I can't get it back now.

   Reluctantly lowered the car window, lit another cigarette for himself, facing the cold air in Yanjing at night, he drove towards home.

  By the time I got home, it was almost 1 o'clock in the morning.

  He just wanted to check how much power his phone still had, and when he needed to charge it, he realized...

  The phone is turned off.

  When Yu Zhen returned the phone to him after getting in the car, he forgot about it.

  Hurry up, turn it on, charge it, and take a shower.

   When he was idle and returned to the bedroom, he took a look at his phone...

   Several unread messages.

  Opened it and saw that it was from Yang Mi.

  The time is from 9 o'clock to 12 o'clock, a total of 5 pieces.

   "Are you here? Come out for dinner tomorrow? I'm leaving next Tuesday. Lao Fang and the others are chatting about the celebration banquet in the group. Let's get a table?"

   "? Why is the phone turned off?"

   "What about people?"

   "It's confirmed, see you tomorrow at the mutton shop in front of the school at noon."

   "When you see the message, please reply to me."

   Celebration banquet?

  Xu Xin directly brought the laptop over, and after getting the wireless network card installed, he logged into QQ, only to find that there were hundreds of chats in the "Not Drunk" group overnight.

   I glanced at it, and it was nothing more than the success of the short film "Not Drunk". Zhang Mingyuan said that if making a movie is so successful, then we all have to have a celebration banquet.

   Then Yang Chaochao said, "Then let's have a celebration banquet too."

   Started with this sentence, everyone began to chat in a hurry.

  Finally, it was unanimously decided: the celebration banquet will be held, but Xu Xin cannot be allowed to treat guests. Let’s get AA, shabu-shabu at the entrance, student Yang Mi, please shut up, don’t say that the shabu-shabu at the door is unpalatable, it’s better to go to Jubaoyuan, we can’t stand the queue at that place, just Yangji shabu-shabu at the school gate, if you really want it Eat Jubaoyuan, please help us bring a bagful of Jubaoyuan sesame seed cakes.

  Looking at the appearance of Yang Mi tongue-twisting against the Confucians on the laptop screen...

  Seeing that she was outnumbered in the end, and after she said, "I can't stand you, I don't accept the SOLO of Shadow Demon in the Middle Road", several DOTA players should have played games with her, and the people in the group stopped talking.

  But the ins and outs of the matter are clear.

  So, he sent a message back to Yang Mi:

   "The phone was turned off just now, I just saw the message, I see, see you at noon tomorrow."

   Throwing the computer beside the bed, he turned off the lights and planned to go to sleep.

  But whoever thought that just turned off the phone, the phone vibrated with a "buzz".

   "..."

  Looking at the phone speechlessly, Yang Mi sent:

   "Did you go to KTV or bar?"

  Xu Xin was speechless.

  What does it mean to go to a KTV or a bar?

  In your heart, what image do I have?

  So he replied:

   "No, I'm off to work."

   Then... the girl replied in seconds:

   "Are you looking for the princess?"

  Xu Xin was even more speechless:

   "I'm going to do business."

   "Pull it down, work until 1:00 am? You're fooling an idiot."

   Seeing that she had confirmed that she was going to be cool, Xu Xin didn't argue, but just asked:

   "Are you still asleep?"

   "Get ready to sleep, Lao Fang and I are having sex."

   "DOTA?"

   "Yes, can you play?"

  Sister, what time is it, what game am I playing with you?

  Besides... Is it shameless for me to send the bomber to my death?

  So, he replied:

   "I'll abuse you another day, I'll go to sleep first."

   "Yo yo yo? Okay, then I'll wait for you, you go to bed first, Lao Fang started to scold someone, make an appointment to fight, I have to lead him to win again."

Yo yo yo! And bring Lao Fang to win?

  Why don't you go to heaven!

  I couldn't believe how good this girl was at playing DOTA. Xu Xin rolled his eyes, turned off his phone, and fell asleep.

   No matter how many things happened tonight, and no matter what the consequences of these things will have.

  Xu Xin didn't know.

   Others may not know either.

   But at least he slept soundly this time.

   And the next day I woke up later than usual, and it was almost ten o'clock when I woke up.

   It must be too late for breakfast at this time.

  After washing up, I washed myself a pack of protein powder, and looked at the sinewy flesh that had already faintly outlined in the floor-to-ceiling makeup mirror, Xu Xin nodded in satisfaction.

   It's okay, the fitness effect is gradually coming out.

  But what's the use?

  When the sun shines into reality, he sits on a chair, and there is still no word in the open notebook WORD document...

  Even one…

   It’s very annoying. In this state, my dad has already given the prototype, but I just can’t come up with a story that makes me feel amazing.

  Even if you come up with an idea, and then polish it a little bit.

   Happily not.

  When he thought about the script, he lost all temper in an instant.

   After sitting for another half an hour, the phone rang.

  Fang Xiu called:

   "Old Xu, don't be late at 11:30!"

   "Oh oh...Okay, then I'm leaving now."

   Seeing that it was almost time, Xu Xin hung up the conversation, changed his clothes and walked directly to the school.

  Hurrying around 11:30, I absent-mindedly arrived at the house not far from the school gate, where the girl belonged to Yang Ji Shabu Meat. When I arrived at the box, Lin Xiaoyun and Yang Chaochao were all there.

  Yang Mi is also there.

  As soon as Xu Xin appeared, Fang Xiu quickly waved:

   "Come on, come on, hurry up, Director Xu is here, hurry up, wipe the throne for us Director Xu!"

  Hearing this, Yang Chaochao, who was sitting next to the window in the single room, got up quickly, and slapped the empty seat with a scarf that he didn't know where to find:

"Oh, Director Xu, are you here? Hurry up, the seats are ready for you. Please hurry up, please hurry up, that who, that actress, hurry up, something will come to help us, Director Xu Come here."

   "Come on."

  Today, the girl who looked like she had put on a light makeup also got up dog-leggedly, nodded and bowed to Xu Xin:

   "Anihasai, Mr. Director, please sit here with Smecta."

   "..."

   These two people are on the left side of the main seat and on the right side of the main seat.

  Although it seems to be a compliment, but the dog-legged virtue and flattering tone, no matter how you look at it, it looks like YYGQ.

  Xu Xin was also happy. After walking over, he sat down in his seat under the attentive service of the two, then turned his head and said to Yang Chaochao:

   "The director has an advertisement here, can you act in it?"

"…ah?"

  Yang Chaochao was taken aback for a moment, and so were the people around him...

  What do you mean?

  Xu Xin is going to shoot an advertisement?

   Just wondering, I heard Xu Xin continue to say:

   "If you want to act, go buy two tubes of shoe polish to wipe your face, buy a ticket to Changchun tomorrow morning, and remember to bring a bottle of eight-treasure porridge..."

   "Pfft..."

   This group of people are still confused, but Yang Mi burst out laughing.

"Hahaha…"

"Snapped!"

   A slap on Xu Xin's shoulder, the girl grabbed his shoulder and didn't let go:

   "You...hahahaha...he...hahahaha...orangutan...hahahahahaha..."

  She seemed to know what Xu Xin was talking about, laughing like crazy.

  Everyone in the room was confused.

   Then I heard Xu Xin say:

   "Why are you so excited? Do you want to act too?"

   "Pfft...hahahahahaha..."

   "..."

   "..."

   "..."

  No one in the room knew what the two were talking about.

   I just watched these girls grab the flesh on the shoulder of our director Xu Da, and shake it back and forth.

  Yang Chaochao is a little confused:

   "Old Xu, what are you talking about? What advertisement? Want men and women? I can recommend my girlfriend to you..."

   "...Old Yang, is your girlfriend Miss Prejudice?"

   "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

   "..."

  Yang Mi laughed even louder.

  Yang Chaochao was even more confused.

   Xu Xin blinked for a while, and after confirming that only Yang Mi could understand, he said speechlessly:

   "Don't you listen to cross talk?"

   "What cross talk?"

   "Do you not listen to Guo Degang's cross talk?"

"Well…"

  Seeing everyone's bewildered look, Xu Xin shook his head:

   "Okay, I didn't tell this joke. You don't understand it... Then it's too boring for me to say it."

   "No, you explain to us, it's an advertisement and it's biased, what do you mean?"

   "Yes, explain to us."

   "What did Xu Xin say? Yang Mi just laughed like that?"

A group of people didn’t understand, and then Xu Xin told them that the joke about buying tickets to go to the Northeast came from Guo Degang’s "I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala". He found the orangutan with eight-treasure porridge, hugged the orangutan's neck, poured the porridge down the orangutan, and made a "V" in front of the camera, but the orangutan snatched the eight-treasure porridge and poured it down his neck.

  The second Miss Prejudice is the baggage in "This Life of Me", which tells that the protagonist has a girlfriend who squints.

result…

  Xu Xin finished speaking.

   Everyone still looked at each other in blank dismay.

  Obviously, they can't get the jokes here.

  In fact, this is also the charm of cross talk.

  Even if you know something is a burden, and then tell others, the listener will feel baffled.

   When listening to cross talk actors, Xu Xin and Yang Mile were just like their grandsons.

   So, to others, it's just a not-so-funny joke.

  Because they have never heard of Guo Degang.

  But Yang Mi laughed like crazy.

  The kind that can’t even stop.

   After finally waiting for the smile to fade away, she suddenly grabbed her shoulder for no reason...

   Then he turned his head to Xu Xin.

  The two of them were already next to each other, so she could see Xu Xin's profile clearly.

  From the short hair on the top of the head, to the forehead, to the high nose, lips...chin, to the neck, and the shoulders of the long-sleeved sweater...

   After reading, look away.

   Nothing happened.

   And the arrival of Xu Xin at this moment means that it is time to order food.

  Call the waiter.

  Fang Xiu has eaten here before, so he knows what is delicious and what is not.

   One person served a small copper pot first, and then ordered a round of various lamb rolls or some shabu-shabu.

  This time Xu Xin didn't mention whether to feed the rabbit or not.

  People have to pay attention to a conformity at this time.

  So go with the flow.

   After Fang Xiu finished ordering, the waiter took the menu.

   Soon, a small plate of hot-boiled mutton was brought up.

  Everyone has a bowl of sesame paste, and then two shared servings of chive flower tofu curd and the like are placed on the turntable.

   There is no status division for everyone, but Xu Xin is the "director" after all, so he comes first. Anyway, there are two copies, he gets one and the others get one.

But when the public information came to him, Yang Mi stood up before he had time to get started, took the sesame sauce bowl in front of him, picked out a bowl of various things skillfully and quickly, and even helped him Scooped a spoonful of vinegar.

   Finished a bowl and put it in front of him.

  Xu Xin was stunned.

  But the girl didn't feel anything.

   After finishing his feeding bowl, under the…although not strange but somehow inexplicable gazes from everyone, he started to make it for himself.

  After adjusting the two bowls of ingredients, she turned the turntable.

Next person.

  (end of this chapter)