I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

  Chapter 363 361. Absurdly home

   Liu Yifei.

  Debut is the pinnacle, people in the world call it: Xiao Liu Zhishi.

   Liu Shishi.

  Inherited the aura of her cousin when she made her debut, people in the world called him: Little Liu Yifei.

  Back then, Tang Ren wanted to sign Liu Yifei, but Liu Xiaoli and Chen Jinfei made a fuss about it. The fact that a lot of resources were spent without even drinking soup is still talked about by people.

   And after not signing the Tang Dynasty, Liu Yifei's scandals began to fly all over the sky.

  The happiest thing at the beginning was the rumor created by the famous mouth Song Quide, saying that Liu Yifei was a transgender person.

   As a result, it once made a fuss about the program of today's statement.

   But there is nothing right or wrong about this.

  The entertainment industry is not good, you provoked me, I can't fight back?

  Back then, the Tang people were really planning to wait for Liu Yifei to come over, and they would devote a lot of resources to make her and Hu Jian the top artists of the younger generation.

   At least in the television industry.

   And Tang Ren does have this ability in the field of TV dramas.

   As a result, the momentum was built, the resources were given, but the people didn't wait, and the things that had been agreed were also backtracked. If Tang Ren didn't do anything, it would make people feel easy to bully.

  Liu Yifei has really played tricks on people here.

  There is nothing to say about this.

   Tang Ren is a big company, and Liu Yifei also has a godfather who is on the Hurun Fortune List.

   At that time, after a few tricks from both sides, and finally found that no one could do anything to anyone, the people of Tang began to embark on a "copycat" road.

  If you can’t find the real Liu Yifei, then find a fake one and use Liu Yifei’s enthusiasm to stir it up.

   Thus, Liu Zhishi came into being.

   As far as Liu Zhishi is concerned, she actually doesn't like debuting under the name of Liu Yifei's cousin.

  But before she signed the contract, Tang Ren didn't tell her this. And after signing the contract, the contract is with the Tang people, so she has no right to say this.

   It just so happened that in the past two years since her debut, copycats have become popular.

  What Master Kong, Shuaifu Kang. The phenomenon of Wang Zhongwang ham sausage and Wang Zhongyu ham sausage is extremely common. Everyone has a high tolerance for copycats, except for the real Liu Yifei fans who started to resist Liu Zhishi after confirming that Liu Zhishi is not Liu Yifei's cousin.

  In the eyes of ordinary people...an actor whose beauty is not inferior to Liu Yifei...

  No one will be stingy to give some attention.

  So, in some respects, Liu Zhishi's way of acting is quite smooth.

She played "Sword of Immortal Sword" smoothly, and gained a lot of attention, and there were many dramas... Besides, Liu Yifei's popularity has dropped sharply in the past two years. People kept asking her about Liu Yifei since her debut, but since this year In the beginning, almost no one asked.

  Tang people also understand that it is impossible to really recommend a person by relying on copycats alone.

   Not to mention that the one who was copied now has yellow mud on the soles of his feet.

  So I began to consciously avoid this aspect.

  I want to really push Liu Zhishi out.

  As far as the two actors are concerned, although they have been inextricably linked since their debut, when it comes to meeting...today is really the first time.

  Are you embarrassed?

so awkward.

Liu Yifei looked at Liu Zhishi. There was a house I bought. I haven’t lived in it for a few years. When I came back again, I found that there were already a family of three living in it, and it was renovated by the way. Faced with her own questioning, the other party still confidently said that this is their house. ...this sense of déjà vu.

  The house was stolen.

   But Liu Zhishi looked at Liu Yifei with more complicated thoughts.

  Her ambition is actually not heavy.

   Facing Liu Yifei, there is no needless sense of guilt like "I stole the wealth that should belong to you".

   But more absurd.

   "I should be under the car, not in the car, seeing you~ how sweet~"

Huh?

  Who is singing?

   While Liu Zhishi was still in a trance, Yang Mi's voice sounded:

   "You guys stop fighting~"

   "..."

   "...?"

  The two looked at their mutual friend who was smiling and looking at them.

  I saw her sitting on the bed, looking anxious:

   "You are all my wings~"

   "????"

What does it mean?

  In an instant, the two of them lost their train of thought.

  However, Liu Yifei, who opened the door, recovered and stepped aside.

  Liu Zhishi nodded politely and walked in.

  After skipping Liu Yifei, she looked at Mimi and the two little guys, and the smile on her face began to bloom like a flower:

   "Auntie is here, let Auntie see~"

   Walked closer, looking at the baby wearing a small cap of two colors, one blue and one pink, Liu Zhishi sat directly above the child's head, stretched his head, observed the two children carefully for a moment, and said:

   "Nuan Nuan is like Xu Xin, Yang Yang is like you."

  Hearing this, Liu Yifei, who was sitting on a chair beside her, couldn't help but slightly rolled his eyes.

  I thought you were blind enough.

  Obviously both children are like Mimi.

  Yang Mi smiled and nodded:

   "I think so too...did you meet Xu Xin when you came here just now?"

   "Meet it. He is outside to greet the guests. He is very busy to greet and send off."

"Well, let's have a few tables in a while. The meals at this table are all open in a small stove. Although the dishes are the same, there are more beef, mutton, fish and seafood. As for meat dishes, you can't eat braised pork. The rest I don't even have meat oil. They didn't let them let it go... There are more customers, so I can only come here, don't bother if it's not halal."

  Hearing this, Liu Zhishi felt a little proud for no reason.

   I don't know why.

   But the smile is indeed bigger:

   "Well, don't pick, today is a big day for the two little guys."

   "Hey...do you have anything to do after dinner?"

   "No, I came here today just for you, and I'm leaving tomorrow."

   "What about uncles and aunts?"

   "I came back last night...you just say what you want to do."

   "Xu Xin must have had a drink at noon, and his brothers probably must have had a lot. You two will accompany me home for a while in the afternoon. I'm going to vomit in the confinement center."

"Well…"

  Liu Zhishi glanced at Liu Yifei subconsciously.

  Liu Yifei nodded first:

   "Okay. Just right... I'm quite curious about the role you auditioned for, and I want to see how you prepare."

  As soon as she agreed, Liu Zhishi also nodded:

"OK."

   "Well, the widow's two concubines have agreed..."

  Yang Mi's tone was full of complacency.

  The man also smiled and narrowed his eyes, pretending to be majestic:

   "The widow will play with the two concubines in the afternoon. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it to the morning court tomorrow~"

   "..."

   "..."

  The two were speechless.

  But they can feel that Mimi actually wants to be a bridge, so that both of them can get acquainted.

   It took great pains.

  It's just...can you stop using such an ambiguous title?

  Although it is quite exciting...

   Liu Zhishi thought to himself.

   At this time, Yang Mi's phone rang.

  She took a look and connected:

   "Hello, Uncle Xu."

   "Oh, Mimi, there are almost enough people coming now, the seats are almost full. Let Xu Xin go find you, let's come out with the baby together for everyone to meet."

   "Okay, then I'll clean up."

"Uh-huh."

  When the phone hung up, Liu Yifei had already pushed out the double-basket stroller in the corner.

  Liu Zhishi also stood up, intending to see if there was anything she could help.

   Then he asked curiously:

   "Have you changed your mind yet?"

"no."

  Yang Mi picked up the eldest daughter and put her in the stroller, saying:

   "There is no ceremony, no change fee, and you can't shout. Xu Xin hasn't changed it either. Only when the name is correct can the words be smooth."

   "You both have received the certificate."

   "Getting a certificate is getting a certificate. According to the ancient rules, three letters and six engagements, this means that the marriage contract has been made. I am the daughter-in-law of the Xu family, but I haven't passed the door yet. So I can't shout for the time being."

   "Oh~"

  Liu Zhishi nodded:

   "So it's like this~"

  …

  Full Moon Wine, Xu Xin definitely cannot escape drinking.

  Because the people who come, whether they are elders from the father-in-law’s house, friends from my father’s side, or some colleagues, as the head of the house, it is absolutely impossible not to toast today.

  No feast without wine.

And the main job of him and Yang Mi is to go from table to table, push the baby to a table, everyone send blessings to the two little guys, and then hold the wine cup, regardless of whether the other party is drinking or drinking , he had to politely say "poor hospitality" and toast everyone a glass of wine. Yang Mi also accompanied her with a goblet filled with mineral water.

  He was accompanied by Lang Lang and the others, and beside Yang Mi were Liu Zhishi and Liu Yifei.

  The combination of these people is actually "quite strange".

  Especially when many people see Liu Zhishi and Liu Yifei in the same frame...

   But fortunately, Xu Xin and Yang Mi are all in the spotlight today.

   Here are the two kids.

  Room to room to toast, table to table to say festive words.

  sea banquet guests.

  Although the process is cumbersome, happiness is really happiness.

  Although every time they went to a certain box, Xu Xin and Yang Mi felt sorry for the child who smoked second-hand smoke...

   But this occasion cannot be faulted.

   Fortunately, Zhang Yimou, Zhao Benshan and others also know how to be sympathetic to the young couple.

   Rare Rare child, after the couple finished toasting, they hurried out.

   Don't let second-hand smoke smoke children for too long.

  The same goes for the guests outside. Although you may be relatives with the young couple, or classmates, friends and so on.

  But on this occasion, it is impossible to have a detailed and in-depth chat.

  Whether you want to make friends, or what you want to do, it's not what you should do on this day.

  So when Xu Xin and Yang Mi came to toast, everyone offered their blessings one after another, and then watched the couple push the child away with their own thoughts. Then I was a little sad...

  Obviously a few years ago, we were still classmates.

  Obviously a few years ago, Xiao Xu was a young man in his early twenties.

  But now... It doesn't matter whether it's status or fame.

   It's all about parenting.

  This time... Tsk tsk, I really don't wait for anyone.

  After a set of procedures is completed, the family can finally sit at their own table and start eating.

   Before starting to toast, Wang Sicong found two boxes of particularly thick yogurt.

   Mixed with two small cakes handed over by Lang Lang and ate them together.

Um.

   One point for Gryffindor.

   Jay Chou is like a big fool...

  In the ICU assessment, Ravenclaw deducted 10 points.

  After taking his seat, Xu Xin, who had been drinking heavily, immediately moved away from his wife and children to prevent his precious daughter from being suffocated by the alcohol. After that, he took the sea cucumber and millet porridge from Jay Chou...

Um.

  Ravenclaw added five points.

   "What time does our plane leave tomorrow?"

  Yang Mi asked.

  Wang Sicong shrugged:

   "Whatever, whatever time you say."

   "Then wake up in the morning, and you won't be so rushed."

   "Okay. What are we going to do in the afternoon?"

   "I'm going home to bed."

   Xu Xin said without raising his head:

   "This wine drank so fast, I'm sure I'll be on top in a while. I'll leave you alone."

   Several people have no opinion.

   Today is my brother's big day.

  …

   "Xiao Xu, let's go first."

   "Huh? Sister Wei, so fast? Are you ready?"

   "Eat well, eat yours quickly... Mimi, let's go first, see you later."

   "Okay, Miss Wei, shall I see you off?"

   "No, no, why are you so polite..."

  …

   "Xu Xin, Mimi, let's go~"

   "Oh, have you eaten yet? Why are you walking so fast?"

  …

   "Director Xu, congratulations on the addition of hospitality to your house, then I'll go first..."

   "Hey..."

  …

  After a meal, Xu Xin began to greet and send him off again.

  Guests came over to say hello like a horse watching flowers. Everyone who came had to leave a few words of blessing, and then said hello to the couple and left.

   And Xu Xin simply stopped eating, and started seeing off the guests at the door.

   Because of her health, Yang Mi has to eat well.

   What's more, she is chatting with Yu Chenghui right now.

  He and his family are fully responsible for seeing off the guests.

   After sending away former colleagues, classmates, relatives, and friends one by one, including Director Zhang and others, the entire hall was also empty.

  The waiter has already started clearing the table.

   This full moon wine is the end.

   "Hic."

  Xu Xin had a belch, and his steps were a little messy.

   Now the wine really started to hit the top.

   Fortunately, the three buddies are all around, protecting the two children and supporting him.

   Dazed, he got into the car, and then he didn't know anything.

   It seems that someone called him, and then he was helped to the bed again.

  Finally, consciousness completely darkened.

  …

   After Wang Sicong and the others helped Xu Xin back home, they left.

  The main reason is that Yang Mi has Liu Zhishi and Liu Yifei, Xu Daqiang, Xu Miao, Yang Dalin and Sun Ting, and the house is a bit crowded for a while.

  The three buddies didn't join in the fun either.

  Lang Lang just came back from abroad, a few people made up their minds, found a club to have a massage, take a bath, and fight a landlord by the way, it should be safe, so he got up and said goodbye.

  As the child has parents to take care of her, Yang Mi can also be temporarily relieved.

  He brought Liu Zhishi and Liu Yifei to the study.

"Give."

  A thick notebook was handed to Liu Yifei.

  Liu Zhishi also came over to watch.

   "This is...Xu Xin said, the audition you prepared?"

  Hearing what Liu Yifei said, Liu Zhishi asked in bewilderment:

   "What audition?"

"you do not know?"

  Even though it took a meal, Liu Yifei, who was already able to communicate normally, was a little surprised.

   "I don't know... what did you say?"

   "Xu Xin told me that Mimi has prepared an audition and has been preparing for a year. Is it this role?"

   "One year??? Auditions???"

   Under Liu Zhishi's surprised gaze, Yang Mi nodded:

   "Well, this is it."

   "An audition? A year of prep?"

  Liu Zhishi couldn't help but find Yang Mi to make sure:

   "Not a role? Just an audition?"

"right."

  Looking at her friend's "you're crazy" expression, Yang Mi shrugged:

   "Besides, I was only given five paragraphs...Here, here it is."

  She handed Liu Zhishi the crumpled page that Xu Haofeng had given her.

  Liu Zhishi took it, and after realizing that Liu Yifei was also coming, they simply watched it together.

  A passage came into view:

"Gong Er (Gong Ruomei): The daughter of Gong Yutian, Gong Er was regarded as a jewel in the palm of her father and uncles. Since she was a child, she watched her father fight with others, and "the sound of broken bones was what I heard most". She has an innate understanding of martial arts The talent and obsession that came from him, and the stubbornness and toughness of "can only advance, not retreat" in his character."

  Is this an introduction to character characteristics?

  The two continued to look down.

  Four short lines follow.

   "My father often said that martial arts practitioners have three stages: seeing themselves, seeing the world, and seeing all beings."

   "It is said that there are no regrets in life. If you are angry, if you really have no regrets, how boring it would be."

   "If I had to be tough enough to learn the tricks back then, I would definitely be a star on the stage. There are thousands of twists and turns, both sad and happy.."

   "It's time to burn incense, to eat, and to do things even when there is a thunderbolt. You must return the things of the palace family today." (see Chapter 285 for details)

   Then there is nothing.

   After the two of them finished reading these four lines, Liu Zhishi's acting experience was a little shallow after all.

   looked up and asked:

   "Then what? ... gone?"

   "It's gone."

  Yang Mi nodded.

   But Liu Zhishi was even more confused:

"It's gone?... No, why is it gone? What can you prepare for this? There is no fragmented plot in front of it, and there is no introduction to tell you what's going on... just give you a character introduction, four lines... nothing. ?”

   "That's right, that's all in total."

   "And you prepared for a year????"

  Her tone was full of absurdity.

  Normal audition process, at least the actor needs to know what kind of story this is about.

   Then extract a paragraph from the general story and perform it.

  Is that right?

  But... there is nothing on this piece of paper, even what should be there under normal circumstances, for example, before the last line is given, there should be a paragraph of emotional definition.

   "Gong Ruomei said domineeringly to XXX: Today you must repay XXX..."

   There should be a general positioning of this tone.

  But there is nothing.

  Just four lines, a definition of character, what can you prepare?

  After she finished asking, she couldn't help looking at Liu Yifei.

   And Liu Yifei seemed to understand what she meant, and opened the notebook directly.

  This time, Yang Mi’s notebook is A4 size, the thickness of a book.

   It has already filled most of the book.

  As Liu Yifei opened it, a line of words came into view:

   "Xu, point of view: domineering personality."

"The four lines, at first glance, are seven points domineering and three points tenderness. They are fake. She is 100% domineering, and any more tenderness will cause her a kind of pain. It is precisely because of this pain that you are It will make her tenderness look precious-I think it is more like a metaphor for the pain of being caught in a deep choice."

   "Gong Er—Gong Baotian—>>Prototype Contact."

   "Gong Er - to masculine."

   "As a woman, she is able to convince the public. If a woman does not give way to a man, she can be called Mr. Gong Er."

   "Senior brother's nickname of the second master - Mr. Er. (Apply

   "Check the information, "Shi Jianqiao's Revenge Case", assassinate Sun Chuanfang. It's very interesting, you can try to embed the image of Gong Er in it."

"Kantel, a Russian Hercules, once triggered the Tianjin Chinese Samurai Association to go to the capital to fight. Li Cunyi, Zhang Zhankui, and Han Muxia appeared on the stage. Han Muxia attacked his lower body with Baguazhang, and the opponent fell to the ground. Han Muxia kept his hand, claiming that he could "bend the steel rails" , broke the chain, and had a strength of 14,000 pounds" Canthal surrendered."

   "Li Shuwen is really powerful. I heard from the master that he can "gather flies on the wall, stab them with a spear, and fall to the ground without leaving a trace on the wall." Gong Er's moves should be as fierce as a man's."

  …

  The handwriting is densely packed, although they are all intermittent, some are an anecdote, and some are a paragraph.

  But from the previous records, both of them can see that Mimi has done a lot of preparation work for this character's fierce and fierce martial arts.

   When Liu Yifei finished reading, she turned her head and glanced at Liu Zhishi.

  Although she didn't speak, Liu Zhishi understood what she meant. After nodding slightly, Liu Yifei turned to the second page.

   Then the third page, the fourth page...

  The speed at which the two of them watched was fast or slow.

  Yang Mi didn't bother either.

   Just watching the two of them flipping through the book in a daze.

   I don't know what I'm thinking.

   After turning about seven or eight pages, suddenly, the two of them saw a single page of handwriting in the notepad.

   occupies a full chapter.

   "Too narrow!"

   "Gong Er, it should be higher!"

   After writing these two sentences, when the two of them turned the page again, they saw a line of words:

  “After the May 4th Movement, new women awakened their self-awareness, pursued freedom and equality, and resisted the feudal characteristics of the traditional family system.”

   "Gong Er should not be just a violent machine. It should be combined,"

"Violence and rebellion symbolize that the "new woman" violates social norms, but the "gong family" or "father" should affect her more. She should have a Confucian discipline of loyalty to her father and abiding by "pure filial piety and sincerity" Traditional physiognomy, but also mixed with the influence of "new women"..."

   "There is old in the new, side by side."

   Seeing this line of words, the two of them had a feeling for no reason.

  It seems... This is more like the characteristics of "Mr. Gong Er".

   Then when she continued to look down, suddenly, Liu Zhishi noticed the label on the notepad.

   "Yifei, look at this."

   "...?"

   Following her guidance, Liu Yifei looked at the label writing on the notepad.

   Just before the two of them flipped through the previous content, there was a small label, which was pasted on the "too narrow" page.

   "See for yourself."

What's the meaning? At this stage... Mimi feels that the "Gong Er" she designed is in the stage of meeting herself?

  Then, Liu Zhishi pointed to the second label.

  From the page the two of them are looking at now, it extends to the back by about... a thickness of ten or twenty pages.

The    tag says:

   "Seeing the sky and the earth—seeing that mountains are not mountains."

   Seeing a mountain is not a mountain?

   Seeing this sentence, Liu Yifei instinctively looked for the next label.

   Then after another part of the content, the two saw the third label.

   "See all beings."

"…have a look?"

  Hearing what Liu Zhishi said, Liu Yifei nodded, and followed the label to turn to that page.

   There are also a few lines above:

   "Gong Er has seen all living beings, but a martial arts forest is on his body, can these living beings be seen?"

   "Do you have any regrets?"

   "If sentient beings can't see, what's the use of seeing the world and seeing oneself?"

   "The mountain is still the realm of the mountain. Judging from the lines, Gong Er doesn't seem to have crossed it."

   "Or... Her spirit has crossed over, but things have changed, but she chose to turn back?"

   "The third line means what did Gong Er go through?"

   "Is it true that a big martial arts forest cannot accommodate a girl's little tenderness?"

   "If Gong Er is trapped, is it the martial arts in reality that traps her? Or the cage called "Wulin" in her heart?"

  Full of interrogative sentences.

  Looking at it, Liu Zhishi unconsciously unfolded the page in his hand.

  The third line is...

   "If I had to be tough enough to learn tricks back then, I would definitely be a star on stage."

  After she finished reading, she scratched her head.

   Subconsciously looked up, looking at Yang Mi who was in a daze:

   "Mimi."

"Um?"

  Yang Mi recovered and asked:

"What's wrong?"

   "Is this...really just something you prepared for an audition? Not an upcoming role?"

  Yang Mi nodded:

   "Yes, when I come back from Xi'an, I will audition for "The Voice"."

  Hearing this, Liu Zhishi's first reaction was speechless.

"But the cost of your painstaking efforts and labor is too high, right? If you can't be selected... or because you don't have a script, what you think and the script... don't say it doesn't match, I I think the artistic conception of what you wrote is too high, if the script can't support... you didn't get selected, didn't you do a lot of useless work?"

  Her words made Liu Yifei also raise his head.

  Although she had already learned the reason from Xu Xinna.

   But that's the director's.

  What "isn't it right for an actor to prepare for a good role"...

  That is thinking from the perspective of a director.

  She even wanted to know...As an actress, Mimi did this to such an extent for an audition segment.

as well as…

   "Do you do this with every character now?"

   "Well, that's not it."

  Hearing what Liu Yifei said, Yang Mi smiled and shook her head:

"Including what you want to express, Shishi, I understand. After all... anyone who listens to this will find it absurd. I have prepared so much for an audition role... It is indeed too exaggerated. But in the final analysis, the most real reason is ...Boom boom boom boom boom..."

   "..."

   "..."

  The two were startled.

  Listening to the B-BOX in her mouth, it was only then that she realized that she still had time to engage in the part of the variety show where the correct answer was about to be announced...

  Why are you so skinny?

  The two of them looked at each other, and they could see what the other was thinking.

   Exactly the same as myself.

   Next...

  Yang Mi announced the correct answer after "Boom Boom Boom":

"Because Xu Xin likes this character. He even likes this script that he doesn't know what to say. He likes... I have to work hard. Even if I don't get it in the end, at least I have worked hard for him, and I will No regrets."

   "..."

   "..."

  After this reason is given...

  Long time.

  In the quiet room, Liu Zhishi's words sounded:

   "It's **** outrageous!"

  She burst into a foul language.

   After Liu Yifei heard this, she didn't feel that the "cousin" next to her was vulgar at all. Instead, she nodded in agreement:

   "Yeah, it's ridiculous. Open the door for ridiculous. It's home."

  (end of this chapter)