I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

  Chapter 23 023. Where do you feed the rabbit?

"Are you OK?"

   "..."

"Are you OK??"

   "...are you okay!"

  Xu Xin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and took the tissue.

   But just when the girl was about to say something more, Xu Xin waved her hand, motioning her to look forward.

  The performance started, and the two young actors had already started talking.

  Xu Xin felt that it was not good to make any noise.

   It’s just a sweater anyway.

  So, while wiping, he shook his head:

"fine."

   And this melon woman was also a little speechless, and for a while she couldn't tell whether he did something wrong and shouldn't give him the Sprite land, or he shouldn't be greedy and insist on eating that bag of potato chips...

   Oops~

   Really speechless.

  But this is really not the time to worry about these things.

  Let’s watch the show honestly.

only…

  She turned her head and took another look at Xu Xin who had shaved off all her hair and looked fresh and capable, but was wearing a dirty turtleneck sweater...

   "This clothes has to be dry cleaned when I go home, otherwise it will shrink easily."

   She said with some embarrassment.

"Um."

  Xu Xin nodded.

   But the girl herself became more and more speechless.

   I lost my adult today!

  Kopik, you are missing a great virtue!

  …

   "Pfft...hahahahahaha..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…"

  Ignored the girl who was holding her arm so that her body would not fall over with laughter. Listening to the performance of the two on stage, Xu Xin had already forgotten that this was the first time she had laughed tonight.

  I just feel that my cheeks are a little numb right now.

   I can't stop laughing, family members.

   This cross talk is so funny.

  He realized for the first time that this thing is so funny, it is not at all different from the suit and leather shoes on TV.

   It’s all about life in the city.

   It's all parents' short stories.

  True knowledge can be seen in ordinary places. These actors use every detail in their lives to form a joke called "burden". Together with the two of them, hundreds of audiences in the audience can't help laughing.

   Can't stop.

  Especially this cross talk titled "Marriage in Dream".

  Hearing this, Xu Xin's back molars were about to burst out laughing.

   Not to mention Yang Mi, if she hadn't aimed at the stage, God knows how many times she would spray tonight.

   This is so much fun.

   And then...they even have an event called "Encore".

  This is a link that Xu Xin has never seen or heard of.

   This kind of short and concise, a content can be completed in a few sentences, and the funny part that makes the audience laugh really makes him... How do you say that?

  The one I just learned...

   Oh right.

  The knife scratched his buttocks and opened his eyes.

  Hahahahaha~

   And in the end, under the cupped hands of a... a little song that sounds quite interesting, the performance officially ended.

  Looking at the appearance of the two pillars cupping their fists, Xu Xin couldn't help but let out a sincere admiration:

   "Awesome."

   "Really? I just said it's very interesting. Hey, you don't know, they are very popular in Tianya. Many people say that they are phoenixes who came from grassroots."

   "Deserved."

  Xu Xin looked at the time and found that it was just after six o'clock, so he got up while sighing.

   At this time, many audiences have already started to come to the stage to ask for autographs and so on.

  He was not interested in asking for an autograph, but felt that he had enjoyed a performance that was worth the trip. But if it's too intimate, to make a few words or something, I always feel... not very good.

  It is best for the actor and the audience to maintain a more rational distance, so that both parties will feel that the other is perfect.

  Yang Mi didn't seem to have the same intention, she carried the plastic bags of snacks and garbage, and said:

"Let's go?"

   "Hmm... Do you want to say hello to that biscuit?"

"Well…"

  The girl thought for a while, then nodded:

   "Okay, I have to say hello. Otherwise it won't be suitable, after all, we have got such a perfect position... Shaobing, eh, here it is."

   Coincidentally, at this time, seeing the biscuits coming to the stage, the girl quickly shouted.

  Her voice was crisp and clear, which immediately attracted the attention of many people.

And Shaobing was about to come over after seeing the strange sister beckoning. Suddenly, a man with big eyes next to him patted him on the shoulder and seemed to ask something. After getting Shaobing's flustered nod, the two left together come over.

   "Damn..."

  A bad premonition rose in the girl's heart.

   Sure enough, under the somewhat frightened eyes of Shaobing, the young man introduced himself as follows:

   "Hello, everyone, I'm Li Jing, the uncle of Shaobing. You are the cousin of Shaobing, right?"

   "Uh... ah..."

  The girl opened her mouth, but Xu Xin immediately saw the change in her eyes.

   Good guy...

  Going out...ah no.

   Acting skills?

   I saw a polite and friendly smile on the girl's face:

   "Hello, teacher, my brother has been taken care of by you."

"Hi."

  The friendly smile seemed to make Li Jing have a good impression of the girl, and he waved his hand with a smile:

   "They are all my own children, as they should be."

   "No, no, my aunt did say that the child is too naughty. It is because of our Deyun Club's good teaching that he said that the child is too naughty. I am really grateful to Mr. Guo and you for teaching him!"

   "..."

   "..."

  Shaobing and Xu Xin were dumbfounded.

  The two stared with big eyes.

  Is this elder sister/melon woman... so powerful?

   Talk to people when you meet them.

  What the **** are you talking about?

but…

   Can't go on like this.

  Although this girl talks nonsense when she sees people, she talks nonsense when she sees nonsense. But she and Shaobing were originally you and I met by chance, and the fate depends on the stool.

  If the parent of the other party asks a short question, they may slip up.

  So, he suddenly said:

   "That...how about Mr. Li, let's have a meal together. I invite you to dinner, thank you for your kindness of nurturing..."

  Yang Mi's eyes sparkled.

   Li Jing smiled and waved his hands:

"Haha, no need. Actually, when Xiaobing told me that my cousin came with her boyfriend, I told his master. There is no need for Xiaobing to announce the show tonight, so you can go and eat. We will There are also performances. But try not to run far, after all, the child has to go back to Daxing with his master at night. If it is too late, it would not be appropriate to keep his master waiting for a long time."

   After finishing speaking, he patted Shaobing directly on the shoulder:

   "Go and have dinner with your cousin, remember not to be naughty, and come back before the show ends. Otherwise, your master and wife should be worried!"

  Leave immediately after shooting.

   When saying goodbye, she was very polite.

  Let Xu Xin have a very good impression of him.

but…

   "..."

   "..."

   "..."

  The three of them stared wide-eyed.

  Yang Mi couldn't laugh or cry:

   "How did it become like this?"

   Hearing this, I owed the audience, but now the kid who has made a big oolong is a little embarrassed.

But that's okay.

  Xu Xin said with a smile:

   "Then let's have dinner together. They found us such a good seat, we have to repay it... Cake~"

  Looking at the biscuits, he asked curiously:

   "I just became curious about your profession. Is there anything delicious around here? Let's chat while eating?"

   "How embarrassing..."

   "Hi, it's okay. Meeting is fate, how about you? How are you?"

  Xu Xin looked at Yang Mi.

   And girls are also free and easy:

   "Let's go, there is an old Jinshabu restaurant here. I wanted to take you there tonight. It's the authentic old Yanjing taste."

   "Haha~ let's go then."

   After patting the fat brother on the shoulder, the happy young master Xu took the lead to walk towards the exit door after listening to the performance all afternoon.

  As for the "couple" in Li Jing's mouth...

Hi.

   It’s not a novel. When someone misunderstands it, the girl will go crazy or something.

   Not so.

   It's just a matter of talking and laughing.

  …

  Five or six tables.

   Quite a dilapidated small restaurant.

  There are copper pots set up on each table, and under the heat fumigation, there are second-hand smoke, white wine and human voices.

  The three of them were lucky.

When    came, it happened to be the last empty table.

  Besides, people are halal, and they don’t pay attention to opening the door on the eighth day of the day when doing business.

  The three of them sat down, and Yang Mi said to invite guests...

joke.

   Who do you look down on?

  Master Xu wanted to rinse his mouth with two servings of Shuang Jiang Fat Beef when he came up.

   As a result, I took a look at the very old-fashioned menu, and immediately misfired.

   "How about this...?"

  His shabu-shabu in Yanjing is still at the superficial stage of "Frost's Descent" and "Australian Fat Cattle".

  Yang Mi glanced at the biscuits sitting with Xu Xin, and said directly:

   "Seed cake, you order."

   “…I don’t order…”

   "You just order it."

  Xu Xin handed him the menu involuntarily.

  Although this child is usually reckless, he is actually quite polite at this time.

   While talking, he had already poured the tea for the two of them.

  The teapot in his hand was still pointed at himself.

   Well-behaved.

   After taking the menu, I looked at it...Look at the hand-cut mutton for 38 servings...

   It's a bit embarrassing.

   On the menu paper brought by the boss, I wrote two servings of ordinary Inner Mongolian lamb, and then asked the two of them:

   "Two servings of meat... okay? Then we're going to order shabu-shabu..."

   "Two servings of meat? Order food? What kind of food? Do you feed the rabbit?"

  Although he knew that the child was being polite and didn't want the two of them who were entertaining guests to spend money indiscriminately.

   But Young Master Xu, who even hugged and gnawed on lobsters, wouldn't let him eat the mutton, so that's okay?

  You go to northern Shaanxi to inquire about it.

  Maybe we were poor before, but if we entertained guests without a meal of stewed mutton that could make them roll their eyes, would it be the style of our old Qin people in the thick land of Sanqin?

   Not to mention…

   With your physique, you still have a long body at your age, right?

   Don't talk about two sets.

  People in Yanjing are too good at business, and there seems to be a lot of mutton, so you can't get farts in the pot.

   Are five plates of meat enough for you?

  So, he simply took the menu paper, glanced at the most expensive meat on the menu, and wrote directly:

   "Hand cut meat - Shangnao X8"

   After finishing writing, under the shocked eyes of Shaobing, he looked at Yang Mi and said:

   "Two plates for you, three plates for me, five plates of sesame seed cakes, and the two plates of lamb meat will be an appetizer. Let's eat like this first, and come if we don't have enough?"

   "..."

   "..."

  Don't talk about these two people.

  The restaurant is not big, even the diners turned their heads...

  Is this grandson here to eat meat or to find fault...

   But as long as he ate mutton in his memory, Young Master Xu, who had to be full, raised the menu paper:

   "Come here to see so much first, and then order if you don't have enough. Boss, three bottles of Bingfeng...ah no, the Arctic Ocean."

   "..."

  Yang Mi didn't speak, but found it quite interesting.

   Shaobing was polite while swallowing:

   "Don't, don't, brother, I can't eat it, I really can't eat it..."

  Polite mess.

  (end of this chapter)