I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

  Chapter 21 021. Bench Bandits

  Hearing these words from Xu Xin's mouth, Yang Mi raised her eyebrows subconsciously.

  But the people around rolled their eyes when they heard Xu Xin's words.

   What the hell, what do you say?

  This way of picking up girls is too low-level, right?

  But it’s a girl’s joy:

   "Hey, I love that... What did you have for lunch?"

  She followed Xu Xin's line and chatted with him.

   "I haven't eaten, I'm not hungry."

"…ah?"

  The girl was surprised for a while:

   "Didn't eat?"

   "That's right, I caught the plane in the morning and didn't eat. I ate a box of plane meals on the plane, and I ate it at ninety o'clock."

"Well."

  The girl thought for a while, then pointed to the side:

   "Then you buy a ticket, and I'll go buy some snacks and water."

"good."

  Xu Xin nodded.

  The two of them didn't talk about who would buy the ticket, it was too vulgar.

  This ticket is only 20 yuan per ticket.

  Xu Xin buys a ticket, she buys two bottles of water, and some potato chips. No matter what, she can scrape together 20 yuan.

  Besides, the relationship between the two of them was not born to be like this.

   Just like that, Xu Xin lined up slowly, and when he was almost there, finally, the girl with two plastic bags in her hand came over, her pretty face was sullen and speechless:

   "Hey, let me tell you, I'm so mad!"

"how?"

  Looking at her bag of snacks, along with a few bottles of drinks and a pancake fruit specially bought for herself, Xu Xin asked casually after taking it.

   "Just now, I was so mad! Did you see that wonton seller?"

  Xu Xin turned his head and took a look, saw a small cart, nodded:

   "Well, what then?"

"I said I'll buy you a bowl of wontons. It's a bad day today. If you don't eat dumplings, get some wontons. No other food stalls have come out at the moment. I specifically asked the boss how long it will take to open, depending on the time." No time. The boss said it was too late, so I thought I’d sit and wait for the pancakes and wontons, and then I’d arrange them for you. But the pancakes were ready, so I got up to get them, you know... just a little fat man with freckles all over his face The little fat guy who came out of nowhere..."

   "Did you grab the wontons?"

  Xu Xin followed her train of thought and said something.

  Seeing that the girl was rather annoyed, she stomped her feet playfully:

   "No! He... He snatched my stool! It was as fast as a big fat mouse! I got up to get a pancake, and he yanked my stool away!"

   "..."

   "..."

   "..."

  Don't talk about Xu Xin, the buddies around who listened to her narration were also speechless.

  But a few people behind Xu Xin's seven or eight statures suddenly said:

   "It's over...then it's over...the seat is gone!"

"…ah?"

  Yang Mi looked over with some puzzlement.

  A young boy among those people explained:

   "That's biscuits."

   "..."

  Yang Mi was taken aback for a moment.

  But in the next second, he couldn't laugh or cry:

   "Hey~~~Brother, what are you looking at, I bought pancakes for my friend!"

   "No, that child is a biscuit."

   After getting the boy's explanation, Yang Mi was even more confused:

   "Who is Shaobing?"

   Just after asking this question, the boy hadn’t answered yet, suddenly, the conductor at the ticket window shouted:

   "The big seats are gone! Only benches and standing tickets are left!"

   "Ah this?"

   "What should I do?"

   "Listen to standing tickets!"

   "It's over, if I knew it, I would have come earlier."

   A group of people talked a lot after hearing that there were no seats, but Xu Xin frowned.

Just kidding?

  When did the second young master of the Xu family suffer this kind of grievance?

   Open a box for Grandpa!

  He originally planned to do so, but at this moment he heard Yang Mi muttering:

   "So it's true?"

"…What?"

   he asked.

   "They are very popular. I read the Tianya forum online, and they all said that their cross talk is worth listening to even standing tickets. The venue is full... so it is true..."

"oh."

  Xu Xin nodded indifferently.

  Yang Mi thought he didn't care whether he was seated or standing.

   In fact, the second child Xu went to the box with all his heart.

  …

  Without the big seats, the ticket buying speed of the team is much faster. After buying tickets one by one, they rush into the theater.

   Finally it was Xu Xin's turn.

   "Twenty per person..."

  As soon as the conductor finished speaking, Xu Xin said:

   "Come to a box."

   "..."

  The conductor was not surprised, he just shook his head:

   "We don't have a box here, 20 per person, buy it early, there are small stools inside."

   "...No box?"

  Xu Xin can't bear this... What performance is worthy of his second brother Xu squatting on a pony to watch? It's not noodles.

  Why?

  He was about to speak, but Yang Mi said directly:

   "Two! Two! Two of us!"

   "..."

  Under Xu Xin's speechless gaze, the conductor tore off two tickets.

  The girl urged:

   "Hurry up, hurry up, I'm afraid there will be no small seats!"

   "..."

  Speechlessly, she took out a fifty-dollar bill from her wallet and handed it over. After finding ten dollars, Yang Mi flicked that male curly hair:

   "Go go go, gogogo!"

   There is no way out, the pancake wallet in his left hand, and the ticket in his right hand, he can only follow Yang Mi to the theater entrance.

  The entrance of the theater has been lined up in three rows.

  The two of them couldn't squeeze forward even if they wanted to.

   There is no way out, so I can only follow the line to the house, and give the ticket to the ticket inspector, Xu Xin asked:

   "Where can I get the stool?"

   "It's gone, I can only stand."

  A chubby young man who looked like a pancake at the ticket gate shook his head.

  Xu Xin was even more speechless.

   "I'll pay for it again. How much, you say the number."

  As soon as he said these words, there was a taste of a young master, which made the young man who had some mechanical work raise his head.

  Glanced at Xu Xin, then at the girl next to her, with a kind smile on her face:

"Hey, big brother, I'm really sorry. You came late today, it's really gone. So, next time you come earlier, or you come to the door to mention to me, I promise to leave two stools for you Bar?"

  Politely blocked all Xu Xin's words.

   It also gave me enough face.

   In the past, Xu Lao Er would definitely not be willing to let it go.

   But now he knows that people can say this, which proves that money is really hard to use.

  So he could only look amiable and nod his head:

   "Then... okay, thank you buddy."

   "Hmm, please, both of you."

   Entering the theater, there is a small hall with three doors, the door is wide open, and it looks crowded inside.

  Xu Xin is actually not in the mood to watch it now.

   Still the same sentence, no matter what performance, it is not worth letting him stand for several hours.

   But he can't go yet.

  The reason why he didn't leave was because he didn't want to refute his friend's face.

   After all, people don't have to call me to come.

   Call yourself, that's love.

  After coming, it is difficult to leave. Otherwise, it's a bit embarrassing~

  But he didn't notice that the **** the side had been paying attention to his expression.

  Seeing his reluctance, he said:

   "Why don't we watch it."

"do not."

  Xu Xin shook his head:

   "I've come here, I have to watch it. I'm also very interested in what kind of performance can make the audience follow to this level."

   lie.

  Yang Mi could tell at a glance that the other party was lying.

  But she can guess what is behind this lie.

   "Interesting enough!"

  Suddenly praised, she pointed inside:

   "Let's go, watch the show with me in the afternoon, and I'll treat you to shabu-shabu in the evening!"

   "... Donglaishun is quite unpalatable, the mutton is too watery."

   "Brother, Donglaishun is just here to trick foreigners like you! You can come with me at night, and you are guaranteed to eat authentic Yanjing shabu-shabu!... Wait a minute."

  The two of them were about to go inside, but Yang Mi suddenly saw a shadow.

   Just when Xu Xin was wondering what was wrong, she suddenly trotted in one direction.

  Xu Xin thought she was going to the toilet, but saw this girl suddenly seduce a man and a half...

  ? ? ?

  Acquaintance?

  …

   "Hey... Sister, did you recognize the wrong person?"

  The voice of Shaobing, who has not yet passed the voice change period, is a little hoarse. Looking at her beautiful sister who suddenly grabbed her, she was puzzled at first, but immediately her mind was replaced by the idea of ​​"this sister is so beautiful".

   But when Yang Mi heard it...

   "Aren't you from Yanjing?"

"ah?"

   Shaobing was stunned:

   "How do you know?"

   "It's so fresh, you don't have a job in Beijing."

   "Uh... are you busy?"

   "Seed cakes, right?"

  Suddenly, the girl began to smile on the surface.

   Shaobing felt a little churn... wondering where he offended her?

   Then I smelled a nice fragrance.

   This sister was very close to him at some point.

  Where did the little boy receive this? All of a sudden, my mind was stunned.

  Yang Mi's face was full of evil intentions:

   "Just now, I wanted to eat wontons, and when I got up to get a pancake, you snatched my stool away."

"…ah?"

   Shaobing was dumbfounded.

  The girl said again:

   "Let me tell you, this thing is not over, you know? Why? I eat and you grab my stool? Who are you bullying!?"

   "Uh...no...I didn't...I..."

  When he heard that this person came to Xingshi to inquire about the crime, Shaobing panicked.

   Then I saw this sister wave her hand:

   "I don't care! What are you doing? You Deyun Club bully the audience!?"

   "Eh, eh? No, no, no, don't get me wrong, ouch, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

  Master taught him that the sky is big and the earth is big, and the audience is the biggest.

   Bullying the audience? If the master knows about this crime, he must be punished.

  He quickly shook his head to explain.

  But this sister waved her hand again...

   The silly boy who didn't know when to give up the initiative of the conversation, saw the beautiful sister in front of him pinching her waist:

   "Tell me, what should I do. Should I complain to you, or...you should compensate me."

   "Don't complain! Don't, don't... I really didn't mean it, sister, don't be angry..."

   "Is that compensation?"

"Well…"

  Shaobing’s mind was numb at the moment, and he subconsciously said:

   "I treat you to dinner?"

   "Are you giving me the name of the dish?!"

  Yang Mi rolled her eyes, and then, with a fragrant breeze, two fair fingers stretched out in front of him:

   "Two stools, find me two stools, we will be settled, how about it? Then..."

  She took out a pack of Shanghaojia from the plastic bag she was carrying all the time:

   "I treat you to shrimp crackers. Hee hee~"

  The girl bared her small white teeth.

   "..."

  The biscuits were taken care of.

   He was very precise.

  (end of this chapter)