I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Chapter 102: 100. What does abalone smell like?

Chapter 102 100. What does the abalone smell like?

Sculpture Crew.

It is approaching noon.

The blower was stirring, blowing the hair of Yang Mi, Liu Yifei, and Huang Xiaoming, looking so chic.

In the camera, Yang Mi, who smeared some black ash on her face, faced Huang Xiaoming and Liu Yifei, who were obviously standing together, with a kind of... If Xu Xin saw it, let alone pick out three rooms and one living room, let alone pick out one The voice of Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum, compared with Liu Yifei who looked tender-faced, said:

"Sister-in-law Yang, you are so beautiful!"

And Liu Yifei, who was wearing a white-haired cloak, smiled slightly, stepped forward, and put his hand on Yang Mi's arm to express his intimacy:

"Little sister, thank you for wishing us to meet again."

After finishing speaking, he turned to look at Huang Xiaoming:

"Your elder brother said that you are good... definitely bring me to Xiangyang to see you..."

Yang Mi's eyes are so erratic:

"That is to say, only you are worthy of my big brother..."

As soon as this "big brother" yelled out, she also got goosebumps.

No... It’s nothing to read the original work.

But now playing Guo Xiang, looking at Liu Tianxian in front of her, and Huang Xiaoming next to him who is acting cool... Yang Mi feels that this line is too shameful...

Especially when she finished saying this, Liu Yifei raised her eyes to Yang Guo played by Huang Xiaoming with a very open expression of affection...

Among other things, just this look... Thanks to Yang Mi wearing socks today.

Or no socks...

You just have to see if the shoes are scratched or not.

It’s not that Liu Yifei’s performance is bad.

It’s not that the girl thinks her acting skills are so good.

But this thing is really incomparable.

Although the girl only had two scenes with Gong Li...

But in these two scenes, I saw Gong Li from her eyes, to her lips, and then to that kind...no one knows how to get it, but how cold she looks, how noble she looks...

Gong Li is heaven.

High above.

Whether it is Liu Yifei or herself, or Huang Xiaoming, who has a tuft of white hair on his head and is now full of coldness and tenderness...

The girl can no longer immerse herself in Guo Xiang's role.

No, the gap is too big...

The so-called good actors are compared with ordinary...or average actors.

Suddenly, Yang Mi agreed more with what Director Zhang said.

yes…

Being this kind of actor...

What's the point?

…

"Ka, very good, it's over."

Following Director Yu's words, the girl's last scene this morning ended.

She instinctively said:

"Brother has worked hard, Yifei has worked hard."

After politely saying hard work, she left the front of the camera, planning to pack up her things and run to "Golden Armor".

After jogging all the way, after saying hello to Zeng Jia, she went straight into the dressing room of the protagonists.

After taking out his schoolbag in the corner, the makeup artist was already waiting there with cleansing oil and cotton pads.

Guo Xiang's makeup is not troublesome to remove, but it needs to be maintained carefully.

Who doesn't know that an actress relies on a face?

While taking off her makeup, Liu Yifei walked in.

Seeing Yang Mi taking off her makeup, she said:

"Going?"

Hearing this, it is obvious that the "Golden Armor" is no longer a secret in the crew.

Yang Mi didn't nod her head, she didn't even move her head, and asked the makeup artist to remove her makeup, she closed her eyes and responded:

"Well, I have to go there quickly, the filming starts at two o'clock over there."

"Stop eating?"

"Maybe I have to eat there, and the makeup is quite troublesome, I'm afraid it will be too late."

"oh oh."

Liu Yifei nodded, and took out two bottles of water from the incubator under her special makeup cabinet:

"Give."

"Yeah...thanks."

Opening her eyes for a while, then quickly closing them again, the girl took the water fumblingly.

Then I felt a gust of air hit my ears.

Liu Yifei sat next to her:

"What is Director Zhang like in filming? Is it strict?"

"Not strict."

Yang Mi told the truth:

"He won't praise you for good shots, but for bad shots, he will point out where you are wrong for the first time, and let you think about it yourself. If you don't shoot well, he will tell you what the character should be like at this time. , and then let you think for yourself. If the filming is not good again, you can change it first. Your scene will be postponed, and you will have time to think. If you don’t understand, you can ask, and he will break it up for you bit by bit. Let's say..."

"...responsible then?"

Liu Yifei, who was still wearing the plain white Little Dragon Girl costume, was full of surprise.

"Yes."

Yang Mi snorted:

"Specially responsible...Of course, I'm not saying that Director Yu is not good, but I didn't expect...Director Zhang's filming status is like this. But the other directors of the crew are quite strict, especially the filming director, who is very fierce."

"Have you been trained?"

"No."

Because the eyes were closed, the girl couldn't see Liu Yifei's expression at all, so she just said in a "no concealment" tone:

“But I have seen some people talking about other actors in a particularly scary tone.”

"Oh... hey, do you have a scene with Teacher Gong Li?"

"Yes, my first scene was with Sister Gong."

Sister Gong...

Hearing this title, Liu Yifei blinked twice, and continued to ask:

"How is it? How does it feel?"

"EMMM..."

The girl hesitated a little and said:

"We are friends, I will not hide it from you, but you must not be angry."

"Sure, you say it."

"You must be better at acting than me, but...I feel the distance between you and Sister Gong...According to my friend, the difference between us is at most ten Jay Chou, but the difference between Sister Gong and you is at least one hundred and fifty."

"...?????"

Liu Yifei was dumbfounded.

Some people don't understand what is going on with this unique unit of measurement.

But I have to admit that Yang Mi's way of speaking really makes people feel very comfortable.

I am not as good as you, and you are not as good as Gong Li.

But you are better than me.

Leave Jay Chou aside...

Actually, it sounds really comfortable.

"Is there that much difference?"

Liu Yifei couldn't help asking.

"Um!"

Because she started to wipe the makeup on her nose, the girl's voice was a little muffled:

"I had three scenes with Sister Gong yesterday. In the three scenes, I saw her expressionless contempt, expressionless hatred and jealousy, and expressionless killing intent... To be honest, after seeing Sister Gong's Before the show, I never thought that a person just needs to stand there with a blank face... I don't know how she does it, but you can understand that she hates you, she is jealous of you, she hates you... When you see her I wanted to kill you...especially the scene where I wanted to kill me, I was overwhelmed and NGed twice."

"..."

Now, Liu Yifei didn't know what to say.

Is it really that exaggerated?

She believes it, she doesn't believe it...

But I want to see it with my own eyes.

But I just don’t know how to speak…

At this time, she didn't notice that the eyes of the girl removing makeup opened a crack.

After glancing at her, he quickly closed it again.

Thinking about it...

Yang Mi suddenly said:

"It's just a pity that I'm not familiar with the big guy... If I do... you can come and visit me, and then watch Sister Gong's play. I mean it...it's amazing. Uh... wait, I'll find a suitable one How about you? I don’t have many friends over there, and the teachers are very dedicated. I’m lonely. It’s not like I have you here..."

"OK."

Liu Yifei was surprised at first, but agreed quickly.

smiled and said:

"Then do I have to bring a lot of delicious food to see you?"

"Hey~"

Two crisp, bell-like laughter rang out in the room.

…

"Ha...uh."

At noon, Xu Xin yawned lazily, leaning on the comfortable single chair in Jay Chou's RV, dozing off.

In fact, the friendship between men often only needs a little thing to increase.

After waking up the dreamer yesterday, Xu Xin got into his RV at noon today.

Friends who can help you chase girls.

That’s not a strong buddy, what is it?

Of course...It would be even better if this strong buddy can stop that broken electronic piano in the tinkering corner and make a tinkling sound.

ah~

miss her.

Putting down the script in his hand, he looked at Jay Chou helplessly:

"Do you know that there is a rule in traditional folk art?"

"Huh? What?"

Jay Chou tilted his head, a little curious.

"It's called Can't be in Bansiban."

"…What's the meaning?"

"This is a rule in the Peking Opera industry. It means that you are working in this class, but you want to perform in another class...or in other words, it is called being in Cao Ying and thinking in Han."

"I know the latter. Three Kingdoms~"

Following Jay Chou’s words, the piano replaced the melodious guqin sound:

"Dimmed the sword light~sword~~~shadow~"

"It's gone... umm~~ Zhengming~~"

"It's the drums and horns contending."

Xu Xin rolled his eyes.

"Oh yes yes, it's gone~ the drums and horns are contending~ flying one by one in the distance...la la~~ faces~~~"

"..."

Speechlessly put the script back on his face, he said:

"How can a singer not even remember the lyrics?"

"It's so weird? Sometimes I can't even remember my own lyrics."

"...That's normal. If you don't say that thing is the lyrics when you sing, I don't even know what you are singing."

"..."

Now it was Jay Chou's turn to be speechless.

Got up angrily, took the script off Xu Xin's face, and then took out two bottles of Perrier from the refrigerator.

Xu Xin took a bottle, unscrewed it, took a sip, and frowned at the weird smell:

"Don't think about this script yet, you should do the work here first... Aren't you going to fight in person at night? Director Cheng's play is not a joke, you have to work hard."

"I know."

Tonight...or in the afternoon, it will be the play of the crew.

The action scene with thousands of people, Xu Xin felt a little headache thinking about it, and didn't know how to manage such a big scene.

As a result, the protagonist in front of him looked like a normal person, which made him very speechless.

"Hey, listen to this melody, how do you feel?"

"…All right."

Although he didn't know what the other party was going to talk about, Xu Xin still closed his eyes.

The piano sounded, and the singing came together:

"You~ tears ~weak and hurt~"

"Miserable ~ white crescent moon..."

buzz buzz~

As soon as the sound of the piano stopped, Xu Xin looked at the phone in his pocket...

quickly bounced off the chair:

"Hey baby~"

"..."

The corner of Jay Chou's mouth twitched...

After thinking for a while, the sound of the piano sounded again.

Didn't sing.

But Xu Xin recognized it, the melody was "Simple Love"...

Then he was also speechless.

Looking at his friend who was holding back a smirk at him, his head was full of black lines.

And at this moment, a girl's voice sounded on the phone:

"What's going on? ... Who's playing "Simple Love" over there?"

"Who can it be? Who can **** all the bamboo shoots on the mountain so unscrupulously?"

"...Jay Chou!???"

Hearing the suddenly raised voice over there, Xu Xin rolled his eyes even more.

"Say what you have to say, and let go of your fart!"

"...Hey, good brother, good brother~ Don't be angry. I just arrived. Sister Zeng went to find Assistant Shen. I called you because I couldn't find you... Where are you two? I'll go Looking for you two... good brother, I miss you."

"Are you missing me, or the **** next to me who played "Simple Love" for us?"

"Pretty cute woman who makes me blush..."

As soon as Xu Xin finished speaking, Jay Chou cut the song.

Xu Ershao was completely speechless.

"Oh my good brother~ Where are you two?"

"In his car...you better stay out of here."

"Huh? Why?"

"Because I'm afraid that the Four King Kong outside will bite people."

"Boom..."

The sound of the piano paused, and the little heavenly king who was still here to trouble Xu Xin just now was embarrassed.

"Hey, then... Then wait for me... Does he have a pen?"

Hearing this, Xu Xin, whose eyes had rolled to the sky, responded:

"Yes, oil-based pen, the kind that can't be washed off your forehead!"

"…hey-hey."

The phone hung up, and Xu Xin leaned back on the chair.

"Hey, I mean it."

"Speak up."

"When will Hou Peitong come to the mainland?"

"what?"

Jay Chou was a little puzzled.

Xu Xin shrugged:

"The two of us can make it. If you don't push this, it will be difficult... For this matter, I will remember you for the rest of my life. So I have to see her every day, and I have to have a meal. Please have a good meal. Big one, anyway, as long as you can find a good restaurant here... let alone the paparazzi, the flies have to take off their wings before they can leave."

"Okay, but I can't do it for a few months... I finished filming this movie, and I'm going back to prepare a new album. When I release a new album in September and come here to promote it, we have a good meal. I want to eat that…"

"Who cares what you eat, I just want to know what Hou Peitong eats."

"...hehehe."

Hearing this, Jay Chou smiled sweetly.

"Yes, yes, this sounds good."

After chatting for a few words, there was a knock on the door.

Xu Xin hurriedly opened the door, only to see his girlfriend standing at the door with slight sweat on her forehead and panting.

And the Four King Kong next to them also got out of the car.

Xu Xin waved his hand:

"Dating, dating, it's all right."

"..."

Under Yang Mi's strange eyes, Xu Xin pulled her into the car.

Then I kissed him.

"oops…"

"Wow~!"

Jay Chou was amazed, and then showed envy.

Then he turned his head and put his hand on the piano keys again:

"My love for you was written in BC~buried deep in the Mesopotamia Plain~oh~"

Different from the original version of "Love in BC", the tune of this piano version is affectionate and gentle.

The moment she heard this song, the shy girl got goosebumps instantly...

No longer shyly pushing away her boyfriend's chest, but hooking his neck with ease.

"It was unearthed after dozens of centuries~The oath that has been weathered for thousands of years~"

"Boom boom!"

The piano fell heavily twice.

"Everything ~ again~~~"

In this world, is there anything happier than enjoying a boyfriend's kiss...with the accompaniment of Jay Chou's piano and singing?

there is none left.

Definitely gone.

…

"You two are too much~"

Sitting next to the electronic piano, Jay Chou’s eyes were full of helplessness:

"You guys kissed me for a song, and now you're lying on a chair and hugging each other again. Please, I'm so sad~"

"…hey-hey."

Yang Mi felt a little embarrassed immediately.

Originally, she was forcibly carried into this recliner.

Get up quickly.

In the end, Xu Xin grabbed his neck and held him in his arms:

"Then I want to say that I plan to sleep for a while, what do you want?"

"Wow, you man..."

"It's a motorcycle~"

"...Hey, don't look like this, your accent is really bad~"

"Hey, I don't want to look like this~~~"

"Oh, that's fine."

Listening to her boyfriend's continued imitation of the accent, Yang Mi finally felt a little embarrassed, and broke away from his embrace.

Xu Xin couldn't stop smashing his mouth...

I can't get enough of the fragrant smell.

"Why don't I learn the piano too? ... I feel that when others kiss, it's quite romantic to play the piano by myself."

Sitting up, Xu Xin looked at Jay Chou:

"Is this easy to learn? How long will it take to learn? When will I be able to... When I am in a good mood, I will play "Love in BC" for others like you, and when I am in a bad mood, I will play "Break Up" when I see someone snoring. hapiness"?"

"..."

Yang Mi has turned her face away in embarrassment.

Brother...Your words are too embarrassing.

And Jay Chou was also surprised by Xu Xin's brain circuit, and couldn't help but say:

"Playing "Happy Breakup" in front of others?"

"Yes, how happy."

"..."

Jay Chou blinked blankly.

Suddenly gave Xu Xin a thumbs up:

"You are super brave~"

"Haha~"

…

Xu Xin is not too fond of Perrier.

I always feel that this thing is bitter, not good at all.

But Yang Mi seems to like it very much.

Picking up her boyfriend, she drank a sip of Perrier water, drinking it ice-cold was a pleasure.

And through Xu Xin's light, after seeing the idol who had unloaded the idol burden, she was not so nervous.

After chatting for a while, suddenly, she said:

"Hey, I told my agent today that I'm going to act in a drama..."

"Well, what then?"

"Then... still no cafe."

The girl shook her head slightly:

"The agent disagreed at first, thinking...after I may star in this movie, there will be many job opportunities in the future. I had to pull a tiger skin and carry Director Zhang out."

"You said Director Zhang asked you to act?"

"Yes."

It's no surprise that her boyfriend can guess, she sighed:

"Alas...the right to speak is still not strong enough. If I were more famous and said that I wanted to act in a drama, Sister Zeng would definitely not say anything. But it is different now, and now I have to tell her: Director Zhang said it to me personally , said that my acting skills need to be polished, it is best to act in a drama... She reluctantly agreed."

"It's normal. After a newcomer becomes popular, the economic company must recover the cost. I was the same way back then."

Before Xu Xin spoke, Jay Chou, who was leaning on the chair, comforted Yang Mi.

Yang Mi nodded:

"Of course I know... But I can't sacrifice my career to recover the cost, right?... If your acting skills don't improve, it's like writing songs for your idol. When your talent is exhausted, it will naturally be worthless, right?"

"Um…"

Jay Chou obviously agrees with this statement.

And Xu Xin asked:

"And then? When will it be implemented?"

"I don't know. Anyway, today I'm just thinking about improving myself and seeing how the company arranges it. Then I'll discuss it with you... This circle is too realistic. Really, you know, I'm changing the dressing room today."

Hearing this, Xu Xin asked in bewilderment:

"What dressing room?"

"From the actor's make-up tent, I went directly into the air-conditioned room. Tsk tsk~"

With eyes full of emotion, the girl said:

"Aunt Liu, even Liu Yifei's mother took the initiative to chat with me today, and exchanged contact information with Sister Zeng. Then someone in the crew called me very soft...I guess if this continues, maybe Chen Jinfei will see me You have to call Mimi, hehe..."

"…who?"

Xu Xin was taken aback.

"Chen Jinfei, Liu Yifei's godfather."

"...?"

Seeing Xu Xin's puzzled look, she blinked:

"You don't know?"

"I don't know. Who is this person?"

"Big boss."

Yang Mi gave an explanation:

"In the movie "Sculpture of the Gods", Mr. Zhou Xun Zhou was appointed to play the little dragon girl at the beginning. But the investor didn't give enough money. When Chen Jinfei heard about it, he directly brought money to find Zhang Jizhong, and became the largest investment. Fang, but there is only one request, which is to give the role of Little Dragon Girl to Liu Yifei..."

"...he has a lot of background?"

"Sure, the people on the Forbes mainland rich list are worth 200 to 300 million yuan."

"...???? You wait first."

Xu Xin was startled:

"Two or three hundred million can be on the Forbes list?"

"U.S. dollars."

Yang Mi is speechless:

"Forbes is a foreign ranking list, so it must be converted in US dollars. Two to three billion US dollars, according to the exchange rate... His net worth is a full one or two billion."

"One or two billion!??"

Xu Xin looked really surprised.

His eyes widened, and he asked involuntarily.

Yang Mi didn't think too much, nodded and said:

"That was still in 2002 and 2003. Now it is estimated that it will cost three to four billion. Anyway, super rich, especially rich."

"... If you have one or two billion, you are called a rich man?"

Hearing his girlfriend's exclamation, Xu Xin even spoke his native dialect.

"...?"

"…what?"

Yang Mi was in a daze, while Jay Chou didn't understand the dialect, and didn't know what Xu Xin was talking about.

And the girl was even more speechless after being dazed:

"Brother, that's one or two billion...net assets, not total assets, do you know what net assets represent?"

"Cash flow?"

This is the concept in Xu Xin's mind.

But Jay Chou shook his head:

"No, net worth is the value of a company without its liabilities."

"Is this what you can get after the company is sold?"

"Well…"

It seemed that Xu Xin really didn't understand. Jay Chou thought about it and nodded:

"You can understand it this way, but the meaning is still different... But I don't understand the specifics, but this explanation seems to be correct."

Then I saw Xu Xin's increasingly ridiculous expression:

"That is to say, for example, I am this Chen Jinfei, and then... I sell my company, and I can get a total of... two or three billion, and then I am... a Forbes rich man?"

"right."

"... Who is the grandson of Forbes? Have you never seen money?"

Xu Xin had an absurd expression on his face:

"Twenty to three billion... this kind of... people who are only middle-level depositors in our credit union, are they on his ranking list?"

If he hadn't woken up from a dream, he would have restrained himself a lot.

This sentence may become "This kind of poverty is also worthy of the ranking list".

When these words came out, Jay Chou was still converting the two to three billion equivalents to Taiwan dollars.

According to the exchange rate, three billion is about 15 billion NT dollars.

Quite a lot.

is indeed a rich man.

But after hearing Xu Xin's words, he was a little puzzled.

This...why do you sound a bit contemptuous?

And Yang Mi was even more speechless.

"Two or three billion are middle-level depositors?...Repay credit unions?"

"Yes, Shenmu Credit Union."

"...The credit union is not even a bank... Who deposits money there?"

Hearing this, Xu Xin couldn't laugh or cry:

"Baby, do you know the total deposits of our credit union last year?"

"How many?"

"This number."

Xu Xin stretched out two fingers.

"...200 million?"

"Two billion."

As his family's "vault", Xu Xin saw a celebratory slogan on the billboard when he entered Shenmu County at the end of last year.

Celebrate the deposits of the Shenmu County Credit Union exceeding 20 billion.

Although it sounds like a lot at first glance...but you know, this is just a deposit, not counting those investments that are being built.

As one of the representatives of the credit union's absolute top customers, although the people from Xujiawan didn't deposit all their money in it, at least they contributed no less than one-third of the share.

But now...

From his girlfriend's mouth, he heard one thing.

A person who came out of nowhere, sold the company and sold the company. It is estimated that he can barely hold two or three billion in cash...

This kind of person is actually rich?

Still on the rich list?

Big boss in the entertainment industry?

you…

Oh, who is this Forbes young man?

What kind of joke are you making?

Twenty to three billion is a lot... But this is the rich man?

You can’t even fully invest in a mine…

Also deserves to be called a rich man?