If you were asked to be a forest ranger, would you teach giant pandas Kung Fu?

Chapter 95 The Wild Boar King’s Distant Cousin?

William was carrying a suitcase, dressed as a successful man.

In the suitcase were three vials of potent anesthetics.

This anesthetic can put an elephant into a coma in a very short time.

The gold lord paid 90 million to specify that he wanted the kung fu panda.

In William’s opinion, it was simply money sent!

This kind of money owner is simply the kind of person who is stupid and comes quickly!

But it’s no wonder that this financier is a Middle Eastern tyrant.

A piece of cloth on my head, I am the richest in the world!

Ninety million is estimated to be just a drizzle for this group of rich brothers.

The point is that this group of rich goths love to have pets.

The tiger and lion are directly put at home as dogs!

There are no safety measures, just keep them at home!

It’s outrageous!

Now that I see that kung fu panda, I should be thinking about catching it back as a pet.

This group of rich brothers drives ladders at home every day when they have nothing to do and shows off their pets.

It is estimated that it is the world’s first panda who can fight kung fu, which aroused their interest.

William said very much about it!

It’s the equivalent of sending him money!

Catching that panda is not too easy!

Just go off the anesthetic gun and call it a day!

To prevent accidents, he also prepared the poison of the black mamba!

If you really can’t take that panda away, just replace the anesthetic with poison!

Because that kung fu panda is worth a lot even if it dies!

There is a fool in the north of the face who offers a reward of 50 million to kill this panda!

William almost didn’t laugh out loud when he saw this bounty mission!

This gave him an extra option for this mission.

Whether you take the panda or kill it outright!

Good guys!

In these days, people are stupid and have a lot of money!

Killing a panda can cost 50 million.

Where can you find such a good thing?

William’s mood was simply not too good.

He has already made two sets of plans for AB.

The best plan is to use anesthetics and take Kung Fu Panda directly.

90 million in the pocket.

The other animals can’t be spared!

There is a detailed list of the value of animals on the dark web.

Just one wolf is 100,000!

Monkey 80,000!

The Wolf King and the Monkey King are as high as three million!

Eight million for tigers and two million for wild boars!

That crocodile is worth 10 million!

William was ready to take the animals to pieces.

After this vote, you can retire directly!

Even if there is an accident, there is a guaranteed 50 million!

Yes, William has already regarded the 50 million reward offered by Kunma as a guarantee!

Because he didn’t think there was a chance of missing at all!

As soon as the anesthetic comes out, take this group of animals away directly!

If there is an accident in line A, use plan B.

Swap the anesthetic for poison and take out Kung Fu Panda with one shot!

Advance can be attacked, retreat can be defended!

Just ask how you lose!?

How! Whatever! Lose!

William is so confident!

And the tranquilizer gun uses an air gun.

The movement is small, the poison is powerful, and it will not attract the attention of others at all.

It was just perfect!

Handa’s group of mercenaries were wiped out, it’s just rubbish!

William scoffed at them.

What’s the use of being able to fight?

You have to use your brain when you come out and mix!!

Carrying his suitcase, William walked out of the airport and made his way to a nearby coffee shop to meet his teammates.

Poseidon, Apollo, Athena had been waiting there for a long time.

The four of them met, found the car, and headed for the direction of Longgu Gorge in a grand manner!!

Ryugu Gorge, in the bamboo forest.

Po clicked and gnawed on the bamboo.

In line with the dry rice method of eating half and losing half of weight, this time it is refreshing.

As for the fact that it was bitten by the black mamba snake just now, it didn’t matter at all!

Even if a human is bitten by a snake, if you can ignore the poison, it is not a pain at all.

It’s nothing more than a tooth mark

Not to mention the animals!

A snake without poison is a spicy chicken!

Of course, this refers to venomous snakes that are small in size.

The giant python with the thick bucket of water is not included in it!

Sitting on the ground, his round body was next to the bamboo behind him, and his chubby paws hugged the bamboo shoots and put them in his mouth to gnaw.

Po had a small satisfied expression on his cute face

The Monkey King sat beside Po, his face full of confusion.

I can’t figure out why Po was bitten by a black mamba snake, but there was no.

It clearly remembers that after a little brother was bitten before, it was so cold!

So seeing that Po was fine, the Monkey King was completely stunned.

Thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but see this scene

“Brother Monkey, don’t think about it! This kind of unsolved scientific mystery is not something that you can figure out as a monkey! Even if we two-legged beasts are confused.”

“Right! Damn, I was bitten by a black mamba snake, and Po didn’t have any! Looks like you’ve got a big appetite! ”

“Bao: Originally, I lost my appetite a little, but when I took a bite of this spicy strip, I suddenly felt that it was delicious!”

“Black Mamba: I got hammered on the horse’s head for a bite! This panda doesn’t even have any! Who understands the family! ”

“I suspect it’s a fake black mamba! Or maybe you didn’t have time to inject venom! ”

“One thing to say, Bao’s physique is indeed too rebellious! I was bitten by the black mamba, and it actually increased my appetite! It’s outrageous! ”

“At this moment, I have a little faith in the rumors that the giant panda is an ancient iron-eating beast! If it’s really an iron-eating beast, it’s infinitely powerful and not afraid of poison, it belongs to Ji Cao, right? ”

“That’s true! Worry about it in vain! Bao, you pay me two liters of tears! Just punish me for a little jerking off! ”

“I’ve heard your voice in Guangdong Province!”

Half and half, Po gnawed happily.

The Monkey King scratched his head with his paws on the side, his face full of doubt.

In the end, I went back to work step by step.

At this time, the wolf king’s low roar sounded, which instantly attracted the attention of all the people.

This time, the wolf king’s roar was not a long howl warning, but a low warning howl!

？？？

What’s the situation?

In the panic of countless viewers in the live broadcast room, all the little brothers surrounded in the direction of the wolf king.

The Monkey King turned over the pig and ran over there.

Fat Tiger and Predator followed

Ah Bao was happily gnawing on the bamboo, but when he heard the roar of the wolf king, he was stunned.

Then he dropped the bamboo and crawled over there.

Deep in the bamboo forest, an extremely stocky animal with a body more than a meter long and covered with bright golden thorns was lying on the ground twitching.

The head is pointed and convex, similar to the head of a rabbit.

The body is in the shape of a pig, but the limbs are short.

Brother Forest Porcupine – Porcupine!!

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned when they saw this scene.

“Is this a porcupine? Wrong! Porcupines aren’t that big, and the spines on their bodies aren’t golden!

But aside from its size and spines, it looks like a porcupine everywhere! ”

“What about the Boar King? Hurry up and recognize your relatives, is this your distant old cousin? ”

“This is a porcupine! If I’m not mistaken, this should be a mutated porcupine!

The body shape and the spines on the body belong to the mutation!

I study wild animals, and animal mutations are rare, but they do exist!

For example, cross-species hybridization can also lead to variation!

If there are no accidents, this porcupine should belong to the mutant species! I just don’t know why it’s mutating!

The body size is large, and the golden thorns on the body are all mutated characteristics! I just don’t know if there are other body parts that have mutated! ”

“Damn!? Is it really a porcupine? Or a mutated porcupine? Wait a minute! Something is wrong with this mutant porcupine, why is it lying on the ground and convulsing, looking like it is going to be cold? ”

Indeed, this mutated porcupine, which is one meter long, is lying on the ground at the moment and convulsing.

It’s like you’re sick

This is also the reason why the wolf king roared out in warning.

Porcupine, also known as Brother Porcupine by netizens.

It was named because of the dense thorns on its back.

It is a national third-class protected animal.

Porcupines are timid and live on the roots and fruits of plants, barely being classified as vegetarians.

But it also eats ants and beetles.

Sometimes, when you are hungry, you will eat snails and earthworms.

The porcupine does not actively attack, it only defends passively.

Thanks to its spikes, even large predators won’t easily provoke it.

And now, the mutant porcupine is actually lying on the ground and convulsing.

What’s going on?

Po climbed over and looked curiously at the porcupine on the ground.

It also reached out its paw and pulled the mutant porcupine brother.

Brother Porcupine twitched even more on the ground.

It’s like having Parkinson’s disease, and my body is shaking. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

His mouth seemed to be foaming at the mouth.

It looks like it’s about to cool off.

“! Brother porcupine, this is highly poisonous! Foaming at the mouth, this is the reaction when my family Wangcai was poisoned by dog thieves! ”

“Medium poison? I’ll go! Black Mamba Snake! It’s definitely a good thing for this spicy strip! There is no other possibility than that! ”

“Gan! This spicy strip has a brain disease! Biting Brother Porcupine, and then running to bite Bao? It’s also Abao’s poison resistance, otherwise he will lie down like Brother Porcupine! ”

“I almost thought the black mamba’s venom was no big deal! Until I saw Brother Porcupine trembling so much that he couldn’t stop at all! ”

“Is there any way to save Brother Porcupine? It looks like this, and it is estimated that if you don’t hurry up and rescue it, it will be really cool!

This is a mutant porcupine brother, it’s a pity if it’s really cold! ”

“How to rescue? Po was bitten just now, and he could only watch! In this case, you can only resign yourself to fate and ask for more blessings! ”

In the evening, Lin Fan returned to the courtyard.

As soon as he returned, he noticed that the atmosphere was not right

The group of troublemakers didn’t actually get in the yard, but lay there in a circle.

In the middle of the circle, there seems to be an animal lying there twitching?

What’s the situation? []

What’s this new trick up against?

At this time, Ah Bao also found that Lin Fan was back.

immediately crawled over, hugged Lin Fan’s thigh, stretched out his paws and gestured.

“Boom ……” (Help, help. ）

Lin Fan then walked over quickly, and then he was stunned.

Is this a porcupine?

A porcupine with golden thorns?

Do porcupines have this breed?

For a while, Lin Fan was unsure.

However, this porcupine’s body twitched so violently that it looked like it would hang up in the next second.

Lin Fan couldn’t think about it anymore.

The wild animal porcupine is a third-class protected animal.

As a forest ranger, it is impossible to stand idly by when you see it injured.

He bent down and began to check on the going porcupine.

Convulsions, foaming at the mouth, and dim light in the eyes……

All kinds of signs indicate that Brother Porcupine is poisoned.

Lin Fan did not hesitate to unload his backpack, took out the antidote pill he was carrying, and fed it to the porcupine with the spiritual liquid water.

Daily patrols in the forest, you must bring self-defense medicine, to prevent emergencies come in handy.

To tell the truth, Lin Fan didn’t know if this antidote pill had any effect.

It mainly depends on the efficacy of the spiritual fluid.

This porcupine should have been carrying the situation for a long time, and it has been holding on to its breath, and its vitality is leveraged, which is really a bit awesome.

Is the golden porcupine poison resistance so high?

Lin Fan expressed a little admiration.

After feeding the porcupine the antidote pills and the Ichor water, the next thing is to wait.

Poison injuries are different from other injuries.

It’s a bit of a resignation.

However, Lin Fan estimated that it would not be a big problem for this porcupine to survive.

It can survive until it comes back on its own, and after being fed the spiritual liquid water, it has a good chance of survival.

Sure enough, it was only a moment later.

The porcupine, which was still convulsing in its body, quickly calmed down.

In a moment, the eyes also seemed to begin to regain their brilliance.

Lin Fan knew that Brother Porcupine had survived.

The audience in the live broadcast room was amazed when they saw this scene.

“Porcupine life is a bit hard! I was bitten by a black mamba, and I can still hold on for so long! I just lasted until Lin Fan came back! ”

“Is the poison resistance of mutant porcupines so high? I’ll admit it’s a bit hanging! It’s a golden porcupine! ”

“Porcupine: Because I think I can salvage it! This breath must not be broken! ”

“It’s so inspirational! It’s all going to survive! I’m curious how this porcupine mutated? The poison resistance is so high! ”

“I have reason to suspect that the father of this porcupine is a flat-headed brother! Otherwise, you can’t explain the poison resistance that hangs so much! ”

“Poof! Hahaha, porcupine and flathead? I almost didn’t choke Lao Tzu to death! ”

Flat-headed brother, that is, honey badger.

It is known as life and death, and if you don’t accept it, you will do it!

It is one of the most anti-poison in the entire animal industry!

All kinds of poisonous snakes are flat-headed spicy snacks.

Therefore, seeing that the mutant porcupine poison resistance is so high, it has to be reminiscent of Brother Pingtou.

But this is just the speculation of netizens in the live broadcast room.

Anyway, the mutant porcupine survived.

Lying on the ground for a while, the porcupine seemed to recover.

Turned over, stood up, and looked at Lin Fan.

“Goo-goo…”

It’s a sign of gratitude.

Everything has a spirit, and the porcupine knows who saved it.

Po sat there watching on the side.

Seeing that the porcupine was fine, he immediately gestured at it curiously.

(bite, bite?) ）

This is asking if the porcupine has been bitten by a black mamba snake.

(yes, you were bitten too?) ）

Po nodded again and again, and touched his neck with his paws.

Pandas also have necks (Li Dehao), just not obviously.

So Po’s movements looked like touching his shoulders with his paws.

Lin Fan was stunned.

What’s the situation?

What did they bite about?

It seems to be the same thing.

Wait a minute!

Po’s action, meaning that the thing that bit it has been stoned to death?

“You’ll wait!”

Lin Fan was suddenly curious, and he couldn’t help but ask Ah Bao,

“You were bitten too?”

Po nodded,

(Bite, bite, hit, hit, hit it.) ）

As he spoke, he called out to the ground with his paws.

“Bang!”

A pit came out of the ground.

Meaning, it had been bitten, but the thing had already been slapped in the face.

Lin Fan: …

He could probably guess that the thing that bit Po and the porcupine was probably either a poisonous spider or a snake.

It’s normal to have these animals in the primeval forest.

That’s why he carries antidotes with him.

It doesn’t matter if it’s useful or not, it’s right to get ready before you go out!

The critical moment is really lifesaving!

Even if you can’t detoxify it, as long as you can delay it for a long time, you have a good chance of surviving until you get support!

Lin Fan participated in countless jungle battles before retiring, and this is all from experience!

Longgu Gorge, in the middle of a dense forest.

Hades, dressed in a camouflage combat uniform, opened his suitcase and carefully dispensed anesthetics and poisons into each syringe.

Poseidon and Athena, who were beside them, began assembling their guns.

Apollo stood guard in the distance.

“Increase the anesthetic dose by half!”

Athena spoke,

“That panda is a bit evil, I’m worried that the medicine won’t be effective enough!”

“Don’t worry! This dose can be anesthetized even by a dinosaur in three seconds! ”

As he spoke, Hades increased the anesthetic dose by half, and then began to dispense the poison.

“If anesthesia doesn’t work, don’t hesitate! Use this directly! Remember, we can also receive 50 million dead pandas! ”

“Understood!”

In a moment, the guns and potions were all ready!

“Let’s go!”

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Người mua: Minh Minh Anh