If you were asked to be a forest ranger, would you teach giant pandas Kung Fu?

Chapter 121 Traffic Black Hole! The Forest Ranger’s Pioneer Doubles in Value!!

Abroad, the largest video site YouTube.

One is called [Kung Fu Panda Legion’s frontal hard four-shot sniper!] The video directly detonates the traffic of the entire platform!

It’s only been half a day since the video was uploaded, and the number of views has already exceeded ten figures!

This video siphoned 80% of the platform’s traffic during this time period!

The technician in charge of testing in the background of YouTube almost collapsed.

At one time, I thought there was a major bug in the platform.

The terrifying traffic aggregation directly triggered the platform’s alarm mechanism.

The entire technical department was alarmed.

Countless technicians with an annual salary of millions hurriedly began to troubleshoot.

After some inspection, I didn’t find any problems.

Lest there be any details missing, I checked again, but I still didn’t find the slightest.

A lot of technical staff are in a cold sweat.

The traffic is so abnormal, there is definitely a problem!

But why can’t it be checked?

They’re the most skilled people.

It’s impossible not to find even a clue!

Just as they were anxious and sweating, a technician seemed to think of something.

He clicked on the video and began to watch the content.

Then the technician was struck like lightning!

He finally understood why the platform traffic was so abnormal.

The content in this video simply subverted his imagination.

“Gentlemen, no more investigation! I found the reason! ”

In an instant, all the technicians gathered around.

Then when they saw the content of the video, they collectively blurted out,

“Waterlaw!?”

In the video, a cute panda crashed into a big tree more than ten meters high and three people hugging each other.

Then pick up the big tree and sweep and smash it wildly!!

This panda is clearly the kung fu panda that became popular on the platform some time ago!

After watching the whole video, all the technicians stood there with their minds blank!

They finally understood why a “400” frequency directly triggered the platform’s traffic alert mechanism!

It’s not a technical bug!

Not even a glitch!

It’s the content of the video that siphons all the traffic of the platform!!

Oh buy karma!!

For the first time, these technical foreigners have experienced what it means to buzz with brain melon seeds!

The Panda Legion bombarded the special operations troops head-on, and they were tough and sniped with four shots!

No wonder it causes abnormal traffic on the platform!

These technicians are no strangers to Poco.

Some of them are even Po fans!

Po himself doesn’t know how popular it is abroad!

The previous video was sent abroad by domestic self-media bloggers, and directly harvested countless fans.

At first, some people questioned that Po was a special effect.

But as Po’s video clips become more and more, they become more and more popular.

The voice of this skepticism has become extremely weak.

Many foreigners don’t even care if it’s a special effect or not.

What’s wrong with even special effects?

Countless two-dimensional characters, don’t they still have a large number of fans?

Moreover, there is more and more evidence that this adorable panda is real!

The theory of special effects is complete nonsense!

They have fallen in love with this cute and fierce panda.

Countless foreigners have been fans of Baoquan.

With the passage of time, Bao’s cute figure has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people abroad.

It is no exaggeration to say that Po’s popularity abroad is like a superstar!

Red to purple!

It has a huge number of fans all over the world!

Otherwise, there would not be a local tyrant on the underground dark web, offering a sky-high price of 90 million to capture Bao!

The previous video about Po, once released, directly topped the popular list of airborne oil pipelines.

As Po’s popularity grew.

Coupled with the results of this anti-heaven battle, once the video is released, it is like a black hole descending, siphoning off the traffic of the entire YouTube platform!

You must know that YouTube is the world’s largest video platform!!

Over 3 billion monthly active users!

And now, in just half a day, this video about Po has broken through the ten-digit value!

In other words, during the time period when the video was released, almost all users who landed on the YouTube platform couldn’t help but click on this video to watch it.

The important thing is that they see the end as soon as they go in!

There are very few users who turn off their videos in the middle of it!

The terrifying completion rate triggered the platform’s intelligent recommendation algorithm to recommend videos to more users.

So, the siphon traffic appeared!

A traffic black hole has appeared!

Trigger the platform alert mechanism directly!

No violations, no glitches, no bugs!

Everything happens within the rules of the platform!!

This scene had an unparalleled impact on the hearts of many technicians!

For a moment, they were all stunned.

Compared to the quietness of this group of technicians, the tubing platform has long been blown upside down.

In particular, the comment area of Bao’s video was completely inundated with messages from foreigners from all over the world.

Every second is a burst of thousands of messages!

It’s obviously a comment area, but it’s a barrage area!

“Waterfa! Kung Fu Panda Legion vs. Special Combat Team? And wiped out all the opponents? Someone told me, is it April Fool’s Day!? ”

“It’s crazy! It actually broke a big tree! It’s also being picked up as a stick and smashed! ”

“Oh buy karma! What do I see? Frontal stiff automatic rifle? And a four-shot sniper!

Oh, my God! With this kind of firepower, it is hard to imagine that the Panda Legion can actually survive! And wiped out all the opponents! ”

“Shet! That’s a special combat team, right? This kind of standard equipment, which looks like our country? If yes, then they are a disgrace! ”

“Fack! Fack! I can’t believe what’s in the video is real! But reason tells me that this is true! ”

“God! These animals actually invented new tactical formations? The formation siege of the monkey group is really terrifying! Who knows what this tactical formation is called? ”

“I know! Their country calls this [Dog Fighting Array]! It’s to fence up your opponent and fight like a dog! ”

“Waterfa!? Dogfight? Actually used to beat dogs? Oh, God! What dog can withstand such a fight? ”

“Assiba! This dog-fighting formation is a bit powerful…… I saw in it the shadow of the culture of our peninsula country! This is definitely an invention of our peninsular country! ”

“Oba~! I love this cute panda very much, is there an Oba for me? ”

“Yaga! Our footpot chickens smell conspiracy! These animals must have been injected with some kind of drug! Otherwise, it wouldn’t be so powerful! ”

“Si Guoyi! They have such powerful animals! Highly requested to introduce our footpot chicken! ”

“Yo Si! I feel that these animals are the common property of the whole world! It has to be properly distributed! Occupy them alone, and your conscience is greatly broken! ”

The dark web, the world’s largest website for illegal underground trading.

Trading section.

Some time ago, those bounties for capturing Po and their posts were directly doubled!

Several new requests have also been added.

“Five million M yuan to buy a golden mutant porcupine!”

“Fifteen million M dollars to buy a golden eagle that knows how to fight!”

“50 million M yuan to buy the holy beast elephant of the ancient method Muay Thai! If it’s not enough, you can add more! ”

The last piece of buying information, as long as you are not a fool, you can see who is buying!

Definitely the local tyrant of Vientiane!

Elephants are their holy beasts!

In addition, ancient Muay Thai is their national art!

And now, a holy beast that knows national arts is right in front of them, how can they endure it?

The bounty amount is constantly refreshed, directly shaking the entire underground world.

Unfortunately, no one dared to take the task on the ground.

No one is stupid.

Everyone knows that behind the big bounties is a mission of hellish difficulty!

The most intuitive embodiment is that the professional special combat team, with a four-shot sniper, has been completely wiped out!

Galen, known as Satan, was treated like a soccer ball by those animals, striking all kinds of combos in the air!

Died a miserable death!

Seeing that scene in the video, who will take the task?

Who would dare to take on the task!?

No matter how high the bounty is, you have to have a life flower!

Lin Ye Bureau, Lin Fan is reporting to Director Geng.

During this time, he came to the bureau to report more and more frequently.

Po: Every time they finished fighting, he had to wipe his ass.

Who made him a master?

“…… This is the case. ”

Lin Fan briefly talked about the fact that Ah Bao and the others were completely annihilated by the overseas special combat teams this time.

Director Geng’s face was extremely strange.

This incident shook countless people.

Although he is already more experienced.

Of course, this experience is accumulated by Po and their previous events.

But this time, he still couldn’t stop his heart beating.

The professional special combat team also dispatched a four-shot sniper!

Oh, my God!

It’s a shocking thing!

A small Lin Ye Bureau, where can it withstand this?

Director Geng is ready, and he is ready to be summoned by the top to inquire about the situation.

I didn’t expect everything to be calm, as if nothing had happened.

The more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he immediately found Lin Fan and wanted to probe the tone.

Director Geng knew that Lin Fan was not simple.

At that time, when Lin Fan came to be a forest ranger, he received a call from the top level beforehand!

Director Geng almost didn’t pee.

But he’s a human spirit, so he doesn’t know anything. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

But now that such a big thing has happened, Director Geng can’t hold it back, and can’t help but find Lin Fan to find out.

It’s a pity that Lin Fan didn’t show his tone at all, but said,

“Director, what, the [Forest Ranger Pioneer] I applied for Ah Bao and them passed, right?”

Director Geng: …

At the mention of this, he had a feeling of ridicule.

Lin Fan actually applied for the honor of forest ranger pioneer for all the animals in that group!

This honor is generally awarded to forest rangers and has a certain gold content.

Just by the name, it’s an affirmation of the rangers’ contributions!

And Lin Fan, directly apply for that group of animals collectively!

When he saw the application submitted by Lin Fan at that time, he was directly stunned.

The credit of this group of animals is indeed great.

But there has never been such a precedent!

Wildlife Pioneer Award?

This can’t fix Director Geng.

After two days of struggle, he didn’t dare to create this precedent. []

Now hearing Lin Fan’s words, Director Geng’s face was extremely strange,

“There is no precedent for this in the bureau…”

“Hey! There is a first time for everything! Precedents are meant to be broken! ”

Lin Fan said as he untied his backpack and unzipped it.

He took out a thick stack of honorary certificates from it and placed them in front of Director Geng’s desk.

“Look, Director, this is a second-class merit certificate issued by the police to Ah Bao!

They’re all knitted! Isn’t there a precedent for this? ”

The corners of Director Geng’s mouth twitched when he saw it.

Without saying anything, I just picked up the pen and signed the application for approval.

Lin Fan was immediately satisfied.

You can’t come to report in vain, you have to have something to gain.

Ah Bao, they completely annihilated the overseas special combat team, and the credit must be obtained!

No one is missing!

The harvest was full, and Lin Fan was ready to withdraw.

Director Geng hurriedly stopped him.

“Hey, Lin Fan, wait a minute.”

“Huh? Are there any other awards you haven’t received? ”

Lin Fan looked puzzled.

Director Geng almost didn’t hold back and wanted to scold.

“I want to discuss something with you, the Agricultural Ye Bureau came over and wanted us to help them sell agricultural and sideline products!”

Lin Fan was a little inexplicable at first.

The Agricultural Ye Bureau asked the Lin Ye Bureau to help sell?

Isn’t that hilarious?

But he reacted immediately.

Live room!

Po them!

This is to ask Po to help!

I have to say, this is really unique!

Now that Abao is well-known, if it is really a live broadcast, anything that no one cares about will be sold out of stock!

But don’t even think about it!!

Without hesitation at all, Lin Fan directly refused!

Are you kidding!

Let Po bring the goods?

What did you take us for?

Lin Fan refused without saying a word, turned around and left directly.

Ryugu Gorge, in the courtyard.

Lin Fan was quite satisfied.

Because when he came back just now, he found that there were already sentinels arranged by the Wolf King and the Monkey King in the dense forest.

Both the open and dark sentinels are well arranged.

All monitoring angles are available.

It is basically impossible for any enemy to sneak up on the yard and not be detected.

Apply what you have learned, and not waste his teaching.

In the courtyard, there is a lively scene.

The monkeys are practicing the Bagua stick method, and the monkey king is supervising.

Seeing that there was a little brother who was not serious, he took a stick and smoked it, quite like a big brother.

The wolves lay down next to them to rest.

They watched curiously as the monkeys were gesturing with bamboo sticks.

Even the wolf king was watching intently, not knowing what he was thinking.

The boar king invited the fat tiger to take a bath on the side.

The baby elephant also happily shook its long trunk, indicating that it could help the fat tiger shower and massage.

It’s a pity that the fat tiger is not very interested.

Lying on the ground listless, looking like a depressed tiger.

It hasn’t recovered from the massive blow yet.

After all, baldness is not a trivial matter.

When it was toothless, it almost fell into self-isolation.

Thankfully, it has adjusted its mindset later.

As long as you don’t grin your teeth, you’re still a handsome fat tiger!!

After all, judging by the appearance, without opening its mouth, who can know that it is a toothless tiger?

There are no teeth, but the combat effectiveness is stronger.

After adjusting his mentality, the fat tiger was hoisted until it flew up.

The dry racks are all headshots!

But not anymore 3.2.

Because it’s bald!

Baldness is not toothless!

I can’t cover it!

The sky fell!

Fat Tiger is autistic and has developed in the direction of depression.

Even the two iron brothers came to invite it to take a bath and massage, but they couldn’t arouse their interest!

You can imagine how traumatized it is!

The little wolf who was practicing pounce in the distance ran over and asked the fat tiger to teach it to pounce.

In the dense forest before, the fat pretending to be forced had an effect.

Do you remember the scene at the beginning of the game, when a tiger climbed the mountain from behind and shot a special combat member in the head?

At that time, the little wolf was very worshipped.

No, now I want to learn how to pounce with the fat tiger.

In the past, the fat tiger would immediately run to find the wolf king.

And the last sentence,

“You spicy chicken, your sons have come to me to learn how to fight! Lao Tzu is still hanging without teeth! ”

But now, it’s not in the mood at all.

Seeing the little wolf running over, the fat tiger tilted his head without showing a trace.

I want to try to hide the fact that I am bald.

At least not for the little wolf to see.

Bald, the invisible damage caused by this is greater than being toothless!

Po sat on a pile of bamboos and nibbled on bamboo shoots.

Seeing that Lin Fan was back, it immediately dropped the bamboo shoots and crawled over, hugged Lin Fan’s thighs, stretched out its paws and pointed at the fat tiger lying there and surrounded by baby elephants.

“Boom ……” (sick, sick. ）

Ah Bao meant that the fat tiger was sick and asked Lin Fan to take a look.

When Lin Fan heard it at first, he was startled.

He really thought that Fat Tiger had some serious illness.

After all, it’s normal for animals to get sick.

Otherwise, how can there be veterinarians and veterinarians?

But when he and Ah Bao went over and saw the state of the fat tiger, Lin Fan almost laughed.

But you can’t laugh, it’s a little rude to laugh!

He could see at a glance that the fat tiger was bald, so he was angry.

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