If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Before coming to Shanghai, I had thought about how Zhongyuan’s grandfather would look like countless times, but I really didn’t expect him to be like this... Hey, it’s unique...

Because he lost the game, he took Yang Shu in the community for a while to vent, and then came back, just to find that I accidentally won the grandfather Zhao, so he jumped for a while, Lao Zhao, and from the chess Sun, grandson and granddaughter compared with Lao Zhao, and finally came to the conclusion: Lao Zhao, you are stepping on my feet, ah hahahahaha...

Poor Lao Zhao’s grandson is only 10 years old this year...>__<

After dinner, several people sat and chatted together. I found that Grandpa Zhong is really a talkative person. Basically, we are together, that is, he is talking alone, I am politely attached, and Yang Shuyang, two occasionally inserted a few words, while Zhong Yuan, the eyes I stared at the TV screen without any help.

I secretly asked Zhong Yuan: "How do you ignore Grandpa?"

Zhong Yuan replied: "If you try to listen to these words for twenty years, you will know."

At this time, Grandpa Zhong is eager to hold a green glaze jar on the coffee table, to show me his new cockroaches. He might put too much force on the can, and the bottom of the ceramic pot and the glass coffee table touched each other to make a crisp sound. When Yang Hao saw it, he hurriedly said: "The old man is scorning you, this jar is more expensive than yours."

I am puzzled and asked: "Why is this jar expensive?"

Yang Xiao smiled and said: "This is the official kiln of the Song Dynasty."

I was shocked and watched the jar's eyes immediately fear.

Yang Lan secretly said to me: "Children, don't mind too much about this. The old man is full of antiques in this house. The bowls we eat today are all Ming dynasty. The one placed next to the TV is like a fake. Tang Sancai, the old man usually drinks tea with a lotus cup in the Song Dynasty. You seem to be the crystal cup of the Ming Dynasty Fanbang tribute..."

Although I am timid, I am frightened and scared. Anyway, this old man as a rich man, collecting antiques or something is also a normal feeling. But what I don't understand is that with so many antiques, he is just in the house, not afraid to touch it? Even if the family is careful, it won't break, but what if the family enters the thief?

I told my question to Yang Lan, Yang Lan waved his hand and said with confidence: "Do not worry, as long as the thief is not mentally ill, he will not think that someone will put a Tang Sancai on the TV."

Oh, it’s also...

Then, Yang Lan told me about the stolen experience of the house. It was said that a very professional thief came out that day, and it cleaned down a safe in the room of Master Bell. However, when he saw something in the safe, the poor thief was crazy on the spot.

The only thing in the safe was a photo of a photo of Lao Zhao being bitten by a dog. It is said that Grandpa’s grandfather must take out this photo every night before going to sleep, laughing and not speaking.

The thief shredded the photo in anger, and slammed the door with a violent temper. He just ran into the Yang Lan, who returned from the grocery shopping. So Yang Lan slammed twice and sneaked out the thief who had not seen the yellow calendar. The horse is down.

... It is said that Yang Shu is a martial arts champion for several times, and Yang Lan is married to him as his admirer.

When the old man came back, the thief had been sent to the police station, but the old man was still angry enough because his entertainment before going to sleep every night was gone. The angry and angry father set up a lawyer group to sue the thief, and threatened to find the killer to "punish him". Later, Yang Shu helped him get a photo of Lao Zhao being bitten by another dog. Count and stop.

After listening to this story, I can't help but sigh, Lao Zhao is not like a bone, how can there be so many dogs biting him...

......

In the days when Zhongyuan’s grandfather’s family lived, I and Zhongyuan were busy. Zhong Yuan is a double wireless harassment of how to get rid of a certain woman and a woman seeking advice to subdue a man, and I was dragged by Zhong Zhongzi to play chess and flowers, and I was educated to be very leisurely.

One day, Grandpa Zhong took me on the balcony to admire his newly bought thrush bird. Zhong Yuan was teaching the history in the living room how to lure person B.

Grandpa Zhong added the food to the thrush bird and told me mysteriously: "Shantou, in fact, Zhongyuan has always mentioned it to me before."

"Ah, is it," I am a little embarrassed. "What did he say about me?"

Grandpa Zhong said with a sigh of relief: "He said, if I don't approve of you, he will have all the antiques in my house that have been in the old house for more than two hundred years, and the shameful ones I have done. Everything tells Lao Zhao!"

Oh, this is a bit embarrassing.

Now I finally understand why Zhong Laozi accepted me so easily.

Grandpa Zhong seems to see what I think in my heart, so he waved his hand and said, "Don't think too much, although I am a little old, but not so rigid, my children and grandchildren have their own children, I am not How can I intervene, and if you are a child, I would have liked it."

Keke, Father, you said that I am a little embarrassed, licking my face...

At this time, the old man added another sentence. "Of course, the bad boy of Zhong Yuan is bad, but his vision is definitely wrong."

...this is a boast of that stinky boy? Is it right?

Then, Grandpa Zhong’s image of the old urchin was swept away with a solemn sigh and said, “My grandmother, I still have one thing to ask you.”

"Oh, what?" I was a little nervous by his serious look.

"Zhong Yuan’s child is very smart, but it’s a bit too much.”

"What do you mean?" I don't understand, isn't it smart? I don't want to be smarter.

"Some things are easy to be guided by others, but he thinks very clearly when he thinks about it. This leads him to see things very transparent, and it is easy for him to think about problems directly from the perspective of interests. Such people are very suitable. Business, but most of these people are prone to become selfish and indifferent, regardless of the feelings of others. Although there is no business, but if it is too serious, I am afraid that he will be unable to distinguish between right and wrong, for the purpose of unscrupulous. From this perspective The more intelligent, the more dangerous it is, and the stinky boy is born with an incompetent temper, and I am afraid that it is easier to go astray."

I nodded and seemed to understand. Grandpa Zhong’s words, I understand the meaning on the surface, but what exactly does he want to express?

Grandpa Zhong suddenly looked at me with excitement, and he was a little excited. "Now, the kid finally has a weakness."

Me: "Hey..."

Grandpa Zhong: "Looking at the child, I can see it. Zhongyuan is stubborn, but if you say it, he will definitely listen to it. I only hope that you will pull him when he is going astray, at least not let If he doesn't listen to society, if he doesn't listen, you will cry and hang on three hangs, and die with death, not afraid that he will not."

I:"……"

Grandpa Zhong: "Of course, it’s ok, don’t really die."

I:"……"

......

After dinner at night, I and Zhong Yuan took hands and walked in the community. I carefully said to him: "Today your grandfather talked to me."

Zhong Yuan stopped and frowned: "Grandpa."

"Okay, Grandpa."

Zhong Yuan nodded with satisfaction and took my hand and continued.

I asked again: "You are not curious what he said to me?"

Zhongyuan’s eyelids are not lifted. “It’s nothing but fear that I will harm society.”

I:"……"

Zhong Yuan, did you peek at Grandpa’s lines in advance...>_<