If you become a monster, you will succeed

The fusion of gods who was named the "Jade Emperor" clearly calculated Feng Xue's attack trajectory in an instant, and came up with hundreds of ways to defend and dodge.

But as the big stick fell, He found that every method was losing its effect in strange ways.

It was as if it was inevitable that he would be hit on the head with this stick.

In fact, if it were another world, the situation would not be so serious, but in this world, there is a "hell joke".

The monkey beating the Jade Emperor is a rare joke from the hell of Yan Kingdom.

The rolling pin that became thicker and bigger hit the head of the fusion of gods fiercely. The metal parts were smashed all over the sky. Feng Xuequan activated his power and kept poking at the giant robot like a poison. It looked like it was... It's like pounding garlic hard.

"Actually, you should be lucky that you don't have any direct relatives, otherwise you would probably be giving alms in the physical body right now..."

Feng Xue continued to complain while "pounding garlic". Although the salt that kept flashing back and forth between his hands was a bit obstructive, it was an insurance added by Feng Xue for himself——

The God of Live Broadcasting is still broadcasting!

Yes, the method Feng Xue used to fight against the power of the God of Live Broadcasting [Program Effect] was to complain!

As we all know, complaining and offending are two sides of the show's effect, just like crosstalk, praising and teasing, one is responsible for teasing, and the other is responsible for praising. Unless it is a stand-up comedy, it is impossible for one person to both laugh and praising.

In the same way, the complainer will not also serve as the creator of the program effect, unless there is a stronger complainer than him to complain about him. Although the god of live broadcast subconsciously seizes the complaining position, the salt in Feng Xue's hand has the effect of "strengthening" The magical effect of complaining about intensity.

In other words, as long as Feng Xue complains, he will naturally become a complainer, thereby avoiding the possibility of being guilty of both.

The God of Live Broadcasting may have completely given up the idea of ​​committing suicide at this time, but Feng Xue had to guard against her.

As the garlic pounding continues, the union of the gods and the world seem to be connected by countless light bands.

Various labels and powers were pulled out of the combined body of the gods and integrated into Feng Xue's condensing supreme entries.

Feeling that there were more and more labels on him, Feng Xue's movements suddenly stopped because he found that the huge wave of faith was slowly stopping.

No matter how crazy the tsunami is, it is destined to gradually become calm and eventually lose its waves amid the continuous erosion.

There is also a limit to the entries that can be supported by the recognition of a world. If too many tags are gathered together, it will be difficult to recognize, and ultimately it will be impossible to form a weird story.

Feng Xue, who had long understood this, realized the seriousness of the problem. He didn't know if this was a trick of the gods to put themselves to death and survive, but Feng Xue, who had long known that the earth could not support a god, would not fall into this kind of trap. A routine that goes too far but never ends well.

The fire of strange stories suddenly burned, and a large amount of power was burned and shattered by Feng Xue without any hesitation.

The wishful stick in his hand suddenly expanded, and with one sweep, he accelerated the fusion of gods to the second cosmic speed!

As he watched the robot fly out upside down, crystal-like flames reflecting a strange rainbow light rose from the surface of the world.

He turned around again, looked at the tower leading to the dome, and took steps.

"Wait a minute! Let that woman come first..."

An extremely weak voice suddenly came. Feng Xue frowned slightly, but saw Lao Li appearing on the head of the God of Live Broadcasting with a pale face. The confused Loli shook her head slightly, and Lao Li slid downwards. Falling away, Feng Xue was slightly startled when she saw whether it was a trick or something else, but she did not stop.

In the screen that the god of live broadcast opened for him, Qing Xingdeng's side was already covered with corpses. Although he felt that there must be some reason for Lao Li's sudden words, he preferred to make his own decisions rather than leaving his fate to others. choose!

The combined blockade power of the gods disappeared at this moment, and the world easily stepped onto the stairs that seemed a bit tall even for mechas. The faith that had gradually stopped swept across again, but it was no longer a tsunami and huge waves, but It is a surging vortex that spins around Feng Xue, the world, and this tower.

The power of the [God of War] has been exalted and turned into the core of strange stories, and the rituals constructed by the God's Chosen Gladiator have paved the way for him to become a god.

With every step he took, a large amount of faith gathered in the entry. The power of [Martial God] also became more and more solid as it washed away, and the stairs under his feet also completely solidified, turning into a solid real thing.

Just like Feng Xue summoned heaven to descend, the Tower of Babylon is actually coming to this world as the world climbs. However, to Feng Xue's surprise, there is no trace of the Infinite City on this tower.

"Escaped from Infinite City? Or is it just a real enough projection?"

Feng Xue had some distracting thoughts in his heart, but he immediately discarded them. A strange feeling was urging him to complete the ritual of ascending to the sky.

It was not a certain kind of sound, but closer to instinct, just like a person who knows how to breathe when he is born. It originated from the instinct of "nothing", the underlying logic of information life.

"Qiang!"

The mecha world suddenly stopped, the cockpit opened, and Feng Xue, who walked out of the mecha, landed on the steps, and the steps shrank as he stepped on them.

"Sure enough, it's a different feeling."

Stepping on the steps that seemed to be made of obsidian, Feng Xue felt the surging faith coming from under her feet. It was completely different from all the previous entries. It was as if something was casting a crown and weaving a dress for itself. Sending you a wonderful feeling like a scepter.

tread!

tread!

tread!

Although the step difference of more than 30 centimeters is still a bit high for a human body, it is not a problem for him who possesses the two major powers of [Immortal] and [Martial].

Every step you take, although it looks like a leisurely stroll, can actually rise to a sufficient height. The movement is like walking on a blue cloud, with a wonderful rhythm.

A tall tower with countless layers of stairs quickly took shape under Feng Xue's feet, and the top with the dark throne already appeared in front of him.

When he took the last step, climbed to the top of the tower, and sat on the throne, the scepter, crown and dress appeared on his body, and a crystal-colored flame suddenly ignited.

only……

The condensed entries were not the [Martial God] or [Martial Immortal] that Feng Xue wanted, but an entry that was beyond his expectation——

【Become a God】!

[Wu]'s cicada's foresight before the autumn wind moved and [Immortal's] pursuit of good fortune and avoidance of disaster broke out at the same time. A strong sense of crisis swept over at this moment, which was actually several times stronger than the previous wave of faith!

"Something's wrong!"

The official name of the Jade Emperor is "Haotian Golden Tower Supreme Jade Emperor" (not the full name, the full name is very long), and "Gouchen Shanggong Emperor", "Zhongtian Ziwei Arctic Emperor", "Dongji Taiyi Saves the Suffering Heavenly Lord", " The "Antarctic Immortal Emperor" and the "Houtu Emperor Dizhi" are collectively called the Six Emperors, but this statement actually appeared very late.

The Jade Emperor actually became a formal belief around the Song Dynasty (you all know the reason, it’s a royal thing). Before that, although the Jade Emperor belief already existed, it was not a formal belief. In the Taoist scriptures before the Tang Dynasty, even if there was Jade Emperor, it was not a formal belief. The emperor appeared, and his position was also very far away. According to the height of the row of seats, if the center is Sanqing, then the Jade Emperor cannot even stay in the top ten positions around Sanqing.

According to subsequent reports, the Jade Emperor was a certain prince who attained enlightenment through calamity, but the entire legend, both in terms of place names and legendary structure, is full of the flavor of Buddhist legends (and a bit like Nezha). The only difference is that the monks were replaced by Taoist priests. The Guanyin who sent the son was replaced by Laojun...

In short, the Jade Emperor should be born out of folklore and folk beliefs in the mythological genealogy, and was not officially recognized before the Song Dynasty (at least the author did not find official historical materials).

As for the weird story of the protagonist, he is the "Emperor of Heaven", and his power is the supreme god. In abstract terms, it is commonly known as God, which is different from the Jade Emperor.