If you become a monster, you will succeed

"Master, why doesn't it move? Is there something wrong with me?" Nezha stretched out his hand and poked the wooden man's head, but he didn't see any feedback, so he couldn't help feeling a little flustered.

With a sweep of Feng Xue's mind, the corners of her mouth slightly raised and said:

"It's okay, he has already cultivated the way of immortality, with three flowers gathered on the top, and five qi are in full swing. He was broken up by you once, and his soul and body were injured. Later, he went to the Chenghuang Temple outside the city to put him there, and let him suffer a few times with the Chenghuang." Years of incense will do."

As she said that, as if she was afraid that Nezha would not believe it, Feng Xue gathered a little spiritual light on her fingertips, and poked at the wooden figure. As if being poked by a red-hot stick, the wooden figure bounced up three feet high, But after two thumps, there was no movement again.

"See, it's already alive, it just can't move."

"Oh! But I don't know the city god well, and I share incense with others for nothing. Do you want to prepare some gifts?" Nezha felt a little worried, Feng Xue immediately took out a token from his pocket and handed it to Nezha:

"Your master and I are the superiors of the city god. If you go over with this token, they will naturally help you with it. But after all, you are asking for help. After that, you will make a plaque and a wooden statue for the city god in the city god's temple. It is your right to do it. .”

"Understood, Master!" Hearing this, Nezha immediately took the token, picked up Daoist Taiyi with one hand, and ran out of the city unsteadily.

It wasn't that he was impatient, it was that he had only heard of the Town God's Temple, and if he wanted to make a wooden statue, he had to take a look at it first.

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I have to say that Nezha's work efficiency is really high, but in just two days, he made the spiritual tablet, plaque, and wooden statue. The Chentangguan City God himself is just an old man from a kind local family. Seeing that it is Li Zongbing The third young master came and saw the token of the heavenly court again. Naturally, they cooperated first-class and first-class. In addition, Nezha's gift was in place, and he didn't even have the slightest thought of obedience and obedience.

It's just that after Nezha finished everything and left the Town God's Temple, and was placed in a side hall, the wooden statue of Taiyi real person enshrined by incense suddenly moved.

"Phew, this Nezha is young, and his carpentry skills are nothing. Why is his boxing so advanced? How can he beat me with one punch? Even the disciples of Jiejiao's inner sect are probably at this level, right?"

Thinking of this, Master Taiyi couldn't help recalling the power of that punch, and suddenly felt that his soul was unstable. He immediately collected his mind, turned to look at his plaque, and his face darkened again——

"Now that my three flowers are gone and my five qi are incomplete, receiving some incense to condense my soul and body is also a way, but the name must be changed, otherwise it will spread, and I am afraid that I, Daoist Taiyi, will lose my face."

Thinking of this, he immediately stretched out his hand tremblingly, and wiped away the spiritual tablet that said "Taiyi Daoist Person's Position", thinking of deleting all the words on it, and then re-writing a pseudonym.

Just at this moment, the kid who served the city god and the judge in the temple (the judge of the city god's temple, in charge of the first trial of the deceased, and the difference between the judge of the underworld is probably similar to the relationship between the district court and the central court) heard the movement, and immediately came to check, and saw the wooden statue Appeared, and immediately said in shock:

"What kind of goblin are you? Do you know that this Town God's Temple is canonized by the Heavenly Court, how dare you change the spiritual position randomly?!"

"Shut up! Shut up!" Daoist Taiyi waved his arm, wanting to cast spells to catch the little ghost, but felt that his soul and body were so weak that he couldn't use his strength.

"I am the person enshrined in this spiritual seat, and my name is Taiyi. It's just that I'm an evangelical immortal, and my real name will easily cause trouble here, so I want to cover up one or two things."

"Hold on, I'll go find Grandpa Chenghuang!"

The little ghost was originally a child who died young, hearing what he said was true, and remembering how much Grandpa City God valued this spiritual seat, he immediately trotted out.

Daoist Taiyi only felt that he was holding his breath in his stomach, but remembered that he no longer had the ability to breathe, so he could only sigh, and continued to reach out and pick at the plaque.

Fortunately, although his three flowers are scattered and his five qi are incomplete, the wooden man made by Nezha is a real material, and his celestial body is integrated into it, so the physical strength is not bad. When the city god rushes in, He has already wiped out the ranking, leaving only a small hook, which seems a bit inconsistent.

Seeing that a piece was missing from the spiritual seat, Cheng Huang was shocked and angrily said:

"Why do you change the spiritual position indiscriminately?"

"This is my own spiritual position, why can't I change it?" If it were normal, Master Taiyi would definitely have given face to this kind of divine spirit, but now that the tiger is in peace, he can only suppress it. Ask angrily.

Unexpectedly, the City God also said angrily when he heard the words:

"This spiritual seat was made by the Heavenly Emperor sitting down to protect the Dharma Army God. It would be an offense to touch it even a little bit. Don't say that there is no mistake in the engraving. Even if it is really wrong, you should obediently change your name. How can you be so disrespectful?"

"I..." Master Taiyi became even more angry when he heard the words, but when he heard the word "Emperor of Heaven", his expression changed, and he immediately asked:

"What kind of person is this Heavenly Emperor you are talking about?"

"Heavenly Emperor, of course, is the Lord of Heaven, the King of Gods, sitting in Heaven and Hell, rewarding good and punishing evil, and monitoring the world!"

Chenghuang straightened his chest, and responded with great pride, upon hearing this, Master Taiyi's face almost turned pale when he was carved out of wood.

"It's actually the Emperor of Heaven! Nezha is actually the protector of the Dharma under the throne of the Emperor of Heaven! No wonder he has such great power! It's just that when he calculated the secrets back then, he only came up with the word 'insignificant'? I knew it earlier, I knew it earlier... The secrets misled me !"

Daoist Taiyi uttered a mournful cry, but the City God put his hands on his chest and said with contempt:

"Even a countryman like me has heard of such things as unfathomable secrets. How do you feel that you can test the disciples of the Quasi-Heaven Emperor?"

"Yeah! Why do I think that the secrets calculated by the power of the heavens can be calculated by the heavens?"

Daoist Taiyi was inexplicably sad, and Chenghuang sighed when he saw it, glanced at the ranking that was deducted by a stroke, shook his head and said:

"Since it has been changed, let's do this first, but if the military god comes to ask later, you have to tell the truth, don't let me, the youngest of the temple, take the blame for you."

After finishing speaking, he thought for a while, and then said:

"You stay in this side hall, and no one is willing to offer incense. In this way, what skills do you have, I will tell the folks, as much as you do, you can have more incense and condense your soul and body earlier."

"That's all." Hearing this, Master Taiyi sighed as if he had accepted his fate:

"Pimpedao is from a teaching background. Now his soul and body are unstable, but his medical skills are still good, and he can cure diseases and eliminate evils."

"That's good. Since you don't want to reveal your real name, I will obey you. I will tell people later that you are called Tai Er Zhenren. Don't forget the grace of the Emperor of Heaven. Accumulate good deeds and strive to gather the soul and body as soon as possible."

After Chenghuang finished speaking, he turned around and left immediately. Daoist Taiyi was stunned for a moment, his brows and eyes twitched suddenly, and he wanted to say something, but he got stuck in his throat. Looking at the six big characters of "the position of Taier Daoist", the eyes suddenly became dark.