If you become a monster, you will succeed

[Notice: In recent days, unknown persons have been sending suspicious letters to community residents. It is suspected that they may be the work of new child kidnappers or LT addicts. We have notified the police department, and please be vigilant to owners with children...]

"wtf..."

Looking at the notice board, Feng Xue felt that there was an old slot stuck in her throat, and a bag of salt kept flashing between her left and right hands, and finally he threw it into the garbage dump.

At this moment, he suddenly remembered a classic question and answer on the Internet in his previous life——

Q: Why are foreign countries so sensitive to racial discrimination?

A: Because they are really racist.

There is nothing wrong with replacing racial discrimination with other words in this question and answer, such as——

Question: Why are foreign countries so sensitive to children's Seqin (tongjiazi)?

Answer: Because they really have a lot of LT addiction.

After realizing this, Feng Xue finally decided that in this country, it might not be feasible to follow the child route.

In fact, it is not without reason to choose children as the starting point. If you carefully consider the structure of strange stories in various countries, it is not difficult to find that if you want to spread them, you need nothing more than two conditions——

People who are willing to spread strange stories, and a circle that can spread strange stories.

If the circle is used as the basis for classification, ghost stories can be roughly divided into campus ghost stories, office ghost stories, Internet ghost stories, etc., and if you analyze these circles, you will find a problem, that is, all those who are willing to spread ghost stories are basically with big People who spend their spare time.

Whether it is the students in the school, the white-collar workers in the office, the dead house who seems to have no work all day long on the Internet, or the uncles and aunts who play chess and dance on the street, in the final analysis, they are idle and have nothing to do. From a trivial matter, it slowly turned into a rumor spreading in a circle, and finally fermented and turned into a strange talk.

But as idlers, different circles have different difficulties in getting involved. For example, if you want to create an office ghost talk, you must first be a white-collar worker in this office circle, so that you can join the discussion. On the other hand, the children’s circle itself has no Threshold, it is easy to get together to play, and innocent, easy to believe in miracles and magic, easy to spread strange stories.

In fact, the easiest way to spread information is naturally the Internet, but the problem is that if you want to spread strange stories through the Internet, you need at least high-intensity Internet access.

Many netizens who have just started to hang out in forums and post bars should have experienced similar things, that is, they have written a dry post with great effort, but they have not seen a reply in a day or two, but some inexplicable random speeches. It can go up hundreds of floors in the water.

The reason for this is actually just one thing - the popularity of the account.

If you want someone to talk to you, you must first let everyone know who you are, which is the so-called familiarity.

Even an unnamed account like "It doesn't matter, I will take action" relies on the popularity of the person who posted it. If the post of the monster that devoured the planet did not become popular, I am afraid that this classic famous stalk in the pretentious world can only be quietly no trace.

And therein lies the problem.

In Victoria, a laptop costs thousands of pounds, but this is not the key. The real key lies in the subsequent network management. At least for Feng Xue, who has no household registration, this is a very difficult thing to do.

And Internet cafes...

Backlund's Internet cafe consumption is £4 per hour.

At least this is quite a big expense for Feng Xue, who lives on cash machines, not to mention that he doesn't understand Victoria's network environment at all. In the country of Yan, it is a national curse, but in the country of Dong, it is a cognitive error of laughter.

On top of these issues, one has to consider the official attention that Feng Xue's frequent visits to Internet cafes may cause. After all, Backlund's Internet cafes are very formal, and most of them are chain companies. The monitoring of all aspects can be said to be quite in place.

And now there are several colleagues in this city who are messing around. On weekdays, he can temporarily avoid the embarrassment of being checked for a passport while walking on the road by relying on the Phantom of the Opera's "integration" effect, but if the authorities really go all out to track it down, he will not Dare to underestimate the level of criminal investigation in the 21st century-after all, this set is not Conan.

"That's why Dongguo is better! The police are incompetent, small circles are nearby, and Internet cafes are everywhere. No matter whether you have a status or not, you can stay, and the price is cheap, and it can be used as a small hotel. Even if you live in an Internet cafe Some people will think there is something unusual... and there are housewives everywhere, just go to the shopping street, it is easy to create a hot topic among housewives..."

The more she analyzed, the more Feng Xue felt that the land of the Eastern Kingdom was really a paradise for strange stories, as if it existed specifically for the breeding of strange stories.

"Is it really necessary to rely on crime to improve cognition and get a label?" Feng Xue hesitated slightly, as if she was in a confrontation.

Although Feng Xue thought he was not a good person, he had killed people, violated the law, and committed crimes, but it was all for survival, and those he killed were all villains.

Now, under the premise that the basic survival has been guaranteed, let him attack the innocent, just for himself to become more real...

Feng Xue, who thought she was still alone, couldn't do this kind of thing.

Although this seems a bit stupid, Feng Xue feels that a person, or an intelligent life, exists in this world, and there must always be a little bottom line. It can be low or flexible, but it must be there, otherwise even the self If it is lost, even if it can live forever, it is just a walking dead driven by immortality.

Once again throwing the idea of ​​mass murder out of her mind, Feng Xue began to think about the possibility of creating a superhero.

However, he quickly gave up on this idea. Even when Batman is "fighting for justice", he still needs to show his chin to tell others that he is white. If Feng Xue really dares to create any superheroes, he will soon be dismissed The official came to the door.

For Victoria's great lack of virtue, as an old Tongliao, Feng Xue naturally has a clear background. Feng Xue doesn't have the slightest affection for this kind of official who has never been a human being, and she has no idea of ​​contacting it. .

"If you want to be able to harvest [knowledge], you must first condense a label, otherwise it will be useless no matter how widespread it is, and condensing labels requires sufficient cognition... and the children who are most likely to produce cognition are in the This country happens to be strictly guarded against...Wait, why am I always thinking about putting together a new label!"

Feng Xue stood up abruptly, startling the homeless man basking in the sun, but he didn't care about it at all, he just kept pacing on the spot, because he suddenly realized that he had already gathered together the ingredients to form a strange story ALL CONDITIONS!

"The problem now is that the practice of sunflower acupuncture should be higher, otherwise it would be bad if it kills people..."

Thinking of this, Feng Xue immediately took out the crocodile wallet and put it in her pocket, and then took out the expensive pen. Almost in the blink of an eye, she went from squatting on the side of the road picking up cigarette butts and not feeling anything strange, to a homeless man. Successful people walking in the street.

"For the great cause of my ghost talk, I can only work hard at the cash machine..."

Victoria is really strict with children. Even if you buy a New Year picture online, you may be interviewed by the police. If you bring a Dongguo loli book at the customs, you may even be detained along with the book.

In Yanguo, seeing children wearing open crotch pants is at most just smiling and saying that they haven’t grown up yet, but in Victoria they will think that way. After all, it’s probably because there are so many perverts there, right?