If you become a monster, you will succeed

"After walking, after walking, after walking..."

Hearing the siren of an ambulance, Feng Xue stuffed the change into her wallet and disappeared into the crowd.

Feeling the consistent [Devil] label as always, Feng Xue muttered dissatisfiedly, obviously in Shengluotan City, as long as the ATM is pulled away, a large amount of [Knowledge] will be credited soon, but In Backlund, he had sent more than 20 ATMs to ambulances, but still hadn't received anything.

"Is it really because Backlund's ambulance is not expensive enough? Or is it because of the national conditions that I will not be regarded as a 'demon' for this kind of practice, so I will not provide [consciousness] until a new label is condensed?"

Thinking this way in her heart, Feng Xue felt that maybe she should change her mind. Although the line of the label of "devil" cannot be broken, he should try to create some new urban legends.

However, such things as urban legends are simple and simple, but it is not so easy to create a popular enough one.

Just like the divisions we made for the previous levels of ghost stories, [rumours] must pass enough tests before they can slowly grow into [strange stories], and finally become [weird stories] that are passed on by word of mouth.

But in the final analysis, the vast majority of rumors are nothing more than rumors. In the information age, a large number of new memes are born every day, and countless old memes will fade away. I want to create a story that is enough to cause enough sensation. It is obviously not that easy to spread a story for a certain period of time.

There are countless people on the Internet who want to become Internet celebrities, and basically all the tasks that can be imagined have been done, but only a very small part of them can really become popular, and most of the popular part will be in a very short period of time. fades again within a short period of time.

To put it a little bit more extreme, someone has done the rotten job of swimming in a cesspit. I am so famous that I don’t know where to go, and the time is much earlier. But when it comes to shit, many people still think of Lao Ba. It’s such a strange thing, whether it can spread or not does not depend entirely on your identity, popularity, or how ruthless you are. Sometimes, it’s just a plain bragging, but you just can’t understand it. The fire spread all over the country, and some people tried their best to make headlines, but they may not be able to achieve their wish in the end.

This is true even in the domestic environment that Feng Xue is familiar with, let alone Feng Xue is still in Victoria, where she is not familiar.

To put it bluntly, Feng Xue’s understanding of this country is limited to fish and chips, looking up at the starry sky, not knowing if there is such a sissy popular King Arthur, and Sir Newton who is often lifted from the coffin but actually lives in an urn , a certain queen who has a super long standby time but takes a step before she dies, the Military Intelligence X who has never been a human being, the Hogwarts school bus at platform nine and three-quarters, and it is outrageous to be so flamboyant that she can live The 007.

As for the local customs and folk customs, I basically don't know anything about it. It would be a bit whimsical to want to create a popular strange story in such a strange place.

After squatting on the side of the street watching the children deliver cheat books and almost calling the police, Feng Xue ran two streets in despair and found a coffee shop on the corner, ordered a cup of cappuccino, sat by the open-air booth, quietly Listen to the communication of passers-by and try to find inspiration from it.

But unfortunately, even if the effect of translating Konjac can make him easily understand the other party's words, but as a person who doesn't even watch British dramas, most of the conversations are limited to being able to understand every word, but it is difficult to connect them together. I don't know what state I'm talking about.

"In the end, it's just bad luck. If this door can lead to Dongguo, then there are no problems!" Feng Xue took a sip of bitter coffee and sighed deeply. There is a country with ghost talk culture, not to mention playing ghost talk, first of all, he can mix into the second-dimensional circle in minutes, and then use his foresight to create memes and play memes. ” and other urban legends.

However, thinking about it carefully, he felt that he might have thought too much. After all, there was an organization that monopolized the entire residential area in Dongguo.

Not to mention anything else, just the name "Hundred Monogatari" is enough to show that the other party has a deep connection with Dongguo Guidan. It is not surprising that the monopoly guy will do anything for the basic disk of the real world.

As for the idea of ​​going to Yan Country by plane, he just gave up after thinking about it once.

In the final analysis, he actually didn't know the real thoughts of the Yan Kingdom official, and he hadn't even communicated with the other party directly. The aircraft itself is also a problem that has to be considered.

"Boom!" The sudden explosion accompanied by thick smoke rising from a distance, Feng Xue sighed, although he was not very sure, but he was 80% sure that this was probably caused by another colleague who came with him.

"Oh, if only I could do it." Feng Xue shook her head, glanced at the owl toy in the opposite shop window, and suddenly had an idea in her heart.

...

"Arrest arrest arrest arrest~~~~~"

The siren of the police car resounded in the street, Feng Xue stood in the alley with a dark face, the corners of her mouth twitched——

"This meow is different from what you said!"

To put it bluntly, Feng Xue didn't do anything else in the past two days. He just bought a batch of parchment through the sponsorship of his friends at the cash machine, and then wrote more than a dozen letters in very beautiful cursive characters, and then used The beautiful envelope was sealed and delivered to the homes of residents who stepped on the ground, and the content of the letter was also very simple——

"Dear Mr./Ms. xx:

"We are pleased to inform you that you have been admitted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Enclosed is a list of required books and equipment.

"Semester is scheduled to start on September 1st. We will be waiting for your owl to hear from you by July 31st.

"Vice-principal (female)

"Sincere Minerva McGonagall"

...

And there are some results in doing so, Feng Xue only sent a few letters, and the police car came——

The family who received the letter actually called the police!

"Speaking of which, even if you don't believe this kind of thing, shouldn't it be used as a talking point for the neighbors? If you take a step back, it's just an ordinary prank! Why did you call the police directly?"

Looking at the obvious increase of police officers on the street, Feng Xue really had a hard time understanding what her behavior was worth reporting to the police. In the end, she could only attribute it to the overreaction of the residents caused by "my colleagues have committed too many crimes recently".

Until the next day, he saw a notice on the community bulletin board...

ps1: It’s not cold knowledge. Although the exchange of sterling coins in the past was a very anti-human amount, but now the sterling coins have been reformed. 100 new pence is equal to 1 British pound, similar to 100 cents equal to 1 dollar.

ps2: The protagonist has no household registration, no identity certificate, and no passport, so he cannot go to the embassy, ​​even if he has an official record, because it is impossible for the embassy stationed abroad to know the news of the department that responds to ghost stories, let alone the protagonist. He had no real contact with the strange talk department. He just submitted his "resume" through the medium of Chen Xiyao. So easy to escape from Jeston's private prison.

ps3: Regarding going abroad by plane, this is a note, but the problem is still the same. He has no identity, household registration and passport, and it is difficult to take a plane through formal channels. As for the ability to rely on the Phantom of the Opera suit... that stuff just makes his existence Reasonable, rather than completely distorting the cognition of people around you. The flight attendant thinks it is reasonable for you to appear on the plane, but it does not mean that you do not need a ticket to board the plane.