If you are asked to live broadcast fortune-telling, will you compete with the King of Hell?

Well, it’s not completely incomprehensible.

Yunyao laughed, "Husband, do you have nothing to say now?"

"I..." Lu Xiaoqian was speechless.

"Even if you two do have a marriage contract, what next?" Although Su Chen was speechless at Lu Xiaoqian's death-seeking behavior, he still stood up and said.

"What then?"

Yunyao was puzzled, "Since my husband and I are married, we will naturally stay together for the rest of our lives."

"Man and ghost have different paths. If you stay with him, you will only harm him."

Su Chen pointed at Lu Xiaoqian, "Look at his face, it's even worse than yours."

Yun Yao with a rosy face and Lu Xiaoqian with a pale face. People who didn't know better thought that Lu Xiaoqian was a ghost.

"If this continues, within two days, the others will be gone."

Chapter 84 If you want to thank me, just thank your ex-husband

2024-09-26 12:39:12 Author: The grapefruit is yellow

"That's right." Lu Xiaoqian nodded wildly, hoping to arouse Yun Yao's compassion and avoid offending him.

But Yunyao was overjoyed, "That's just right. My husband and I will be a ghost couple for a long time and never have to be separated again."

Lu Xiaoqian:…….

I thank you.

"I'm a human being, and I still want to live." Lu Xiaoqian's legs were trembling, and his heart was full of panic.

"Don't you want to be with me? I love you so much." Yun Yao's resentful and terrifying voice floated around.

The heavy fog that filled the forest gradually turned into black mist.

"Do you know that you are committing murder?" Su Chen said.

"Ah?" Yun Yao was stunned, obviously not thinking about this problem.

"You caused him to die prematurely before his lifespan was over. What is it but committing murder? Do you know how many levels of hell you will go to and how much sin you will have to endure if you commit murder? You will not be able to continue to be a human being in your next life. Can you only surrender to the animal realm?"

Su Chen pointed at Lu Xiaoqian, "Just for such a man, do you think it's worth it?"

Lu Xiaoqian:…….

It feels like I've been insulted, but there's no proof.

Yunyao looked at Lu Xiaoqian and then at Su Chen, with a tangled look on her face.

"Then what should I do? I finally found a husband that I like..."

She looked at Lu Xiaoqian with an aggrieved look, "If it doesn't work out, I can wait until his life is over and we can renew our relationship as husband and wife."

Xiao Huang was so moved that she said, "What an infatuated female ghost. She is still devoted to you. Brother, why don't you just obey?"

Lu Xiaoqian gave his friend a look, "Please, I didn't ask you to come here to hold you back. You forgot about business."

Oh, well, I can’t go to the theater.

Xiao Huang touched his nose, regained his position, and helped to persuade: "Beauty, don't be stupid, he will become a bad old man by the time he reaches the end of his life. You are in your youth, and you are not worthy of him like a flower stuck in cow dung." Up?"

Lu Xiaoqian looked sideways.

Hey, don't think that he doesn't know that this kid is taking the opportunity to harm him.

Yun Yao imagined Lu Xiaoqian's old and frail appearance, and felt a bit of reluctance in her heart, but she still said, "That can't be done. A woman must stay together forever. I am already my husband's. No, I am a ghost. I will be here for the rest of my life." It can’t be changed.”

"Anything that lasts forever is the poisonous dregs of the old feudal society. Open your eyes and see. Now in the 21st century, marriage requires a marriage certificate. It is common for men and women to divorce if they are not suitable."

Yunyao's eyes widened in horror, "Harmony? No way, no way. That's not what a woman from a good family would do. I can't do that."

"Normally, I will live for decades. You can't let me be alone in these decades. What if I meet a woman I like and want to get married?" Lu Xiaoqian.

Of course Yunyao was not happy, but she still accepted her fate and said, "Then I will go in first, and the newly married one will be younger. From now on, we will treat each other as sisters, and we will serve our husbands together."

Xiao Huang raised his head and said, "No, you are from the Qing Dynasty, are you so stubborn?"

Lu Xiaoqian was also completely defeated and asked Su Chen for help, "Master, look at this..."

Su Chen sighed, "I'll give you two choices. One is to send you to the underworld to be reincarnated, and the other is to practice with me."

"This" Yun Yao glanced at Lu Xiaoqian and then at Su Chen.

"Master, I don't want to be reincarnated yet." Yun Yao shook her head.

"Okay, got it."

Su Chen took out the wishful gourd from his pocket, opened the lid and put Yunyao away.

"Master, what kind of magic weapon is this? It's so powerful!" Xiao Huang's eyes were shining as he looked at the wishful gourd.

"Can I play?"

"You already know it's a magic weapon. It's a container for collecting dirty things. Aren't you afraid of letting it out again?" Su Chen.

"Then forget it, Master, I was joking, by the way, what about this female ghost later?"

"She has been too deeply poisoned by feudal ideas and needs to be educated in new ideological trends." Su Chen didn't care.

"How to educate?" Lu Xiaoqian asked.

"Of course we go to the city. There are not many people in this barren mountain. No wonder she hasn't made any progress after so many years of death."

Su Chen looked Lu Xiaoqian up and down, "It's really not good to choose a man especially. Once she sees a few more men, she won't have anything to do with you."

Lu Xiaoqian was hit by an arrow in the knee again.

He was sure that Master Su disliked him, woo woo woo

By the time we got back to the store, it was already three o'clock.

This night shift made Su Chen physically and mentally exhausted, but fortunately the pay was good enough to compensate for his hard work.

Two hundred thousand.

This number is so good-looking that even Lu Xiaoqian is pleased with it.

Sure enough, big players are different when it comes to taking action.

Su Chen had a childish look on his face, and his tone was much gentler, "You don't have enough yang energy. Recently, be careful not to walk at night. Exercise more frequently and get more sun. Eat some food that can replenish yang fire. After a period of time, you will be able to recover." Your health will be better.”

Lu Xiaoqian was extremely grateful, thanked him repeatedly and left with his friends.

"Stop looking, you are not destined." Su Chen said to his side.

The next second, Yunyao's figure appeared out of thin air.

But seeing her face sad, with tears in the corners of her eyes, she looked like an abandoned woman, "Master, is it really irreversible? I can wait."

"It's all in vain to wait. His right destiny is not with you."

At this point, Lu Xiaoqian's marriage line is quite clear.

"But I have already worshiped heaven and earth with my husband, and I can't change it."

Su Chen raised his eyebrows and said, "There is nothing that cannot be changed. If a couple is not in harmony with each other, they can just reconcile. This is not a thought that is only available now. It was not something that existed in your ancient times."

"Yes, there is, but..." Yun Yao bit her lip, "It can't be done, that's not what a serious woman would do."

Su Chen shook his head secretly.

Forget it, it's impossible to change Yun Yao's mind with just a few words.

"Let's not talk about this for now. You will stay with me for the next few days."

Yunyao was surprised, "Live here?"

"Well, what's wrong?"

Afraid that the boss would be angry, Yunyao carefully explained: "It's not said that 'humans live in the world of the sun and ghosts live in the underworld'. If I live in the human world, wouldn't I disturb the yin and yang?"

Su Chen turned to look at her intently, until Yun Yao's heart went crazy and said, "Why weren't you afraid of disturbing the yin and yang when you were marrying Lu Xiaoqian?"

Yunyao choked completely.

Su Chen turned around and lit the candle on the incense table. "There's nothing else at home. Just make do with it. I'll buy you something good tomorrow. Let's eat something simple first."

"That's great. Thank you, Master." Yun Yao was moved.

You must know that a lonely ghost like her in the wilderness has no one to worship her all year round and has no chance to enjoy the incense offerings. How can she be picky and picky?

She couldn't wait to come forward and enjoy the food.

Su Chen raised the corners of his mouth, "You don't need to thank me. If you want to thank me, just thank your ex-husband. I won't be stingy with you if he is generous."

"It's your husband, not your ex-husband." Yun Yao did not dare to protest loudly, but only dared to whisper in a low voice.

Lu Xiaoqian: Master, thank you.

Chapter 85 Master, do you have a girlfriend?

2024-09-26 12:39:20 Author: The grapefruit is yellow

Su Chen was too lazy to argue with her.

"You can walk around here after eating, but be careful not to show your face when you go out. There are old and young people in this residential area, and some people have low yang and low fire. Don't scare them. I will make utensils for you when I have time. body, you can go out and socialize normally.”

Yunyao was surprised, "Can I go out freely?"

"Of course, you're not a prisoner."

"I thought, I thought it would always be in the gourd..."

Su Chen was not interested in hearing what Yun Yao thought. He was really sleepy, so he yawned and went back to his room to sleep.

This night has been quite stressful!

Yunyao looked at the closed door, then lowered her head at the burning incense candle, and suddenly had a premonition.

Meeting the master will be the luckiest thing in your life.

The next day.