If you are asked to live broadcast fortune-telling, will you compete with the King of Hell?

[Master Su, didn’t you say you don’t have a partner? {Crying emoticon} I’m lovelorn, woo woo woo]

"Well, that's my distant cousin and my assistant. Don't worry, I'm still single. Nothing can stop me from cultivating Taoism."

[So don’t hesitate, fan anchors, there is never a chance of house collapse! 】

[The master’s house is very good, so it won’t collapse. 】

【ah? ! It made me laugh. Nothing the host said could stop him from cultivating Taoism. 】

[Is this the ruthless way that the anchor has cultivated? 】

[Suddenly I think of a fan of a certain male star on Hong Kong Island. Fortunately, I am a fan of ruins and I am not afraid of the building collapsing. 】

[Anchor: Love will only affect my speed of catching ghosts! 】

Seeing that the barrage was getting more and more outrageous, Su Chen quickly pulled back.

"Okay, I have good news today, the amulet will be on the shelves tomorrow."

As soon as he finished speaking, the barrage was filled with shouts of "Ahhhhhhhhh"!

[Anchor, have you finally thought of selling charms? Ahhhhhhh I'm so excited, I must place a lot of orders! 】

[Me too, I have a lot of people in my family, everyone needs it, so I want to grab a lot! 】

[Damn anchor, you finally remembered that you still want to sell charms! It’s really not easy, I thought you had forgotten it! 】

[Sell talismans, sell talismans! Master, don’t just talk, hurry up! 】

[Let’s make an agreement first, when the master sells talismans, you should stop grabbing some and save some for me. Otherwise, I will get in trouble with you, or I will come to your house to cause trouble! 】

Chapter 144 What the hell? Smoke rising from ancestral graves? !

2024-10-05 19:47:24 Author: The grapefruit is yellow

【{色色}Come on, if you are a young lady or younger sister, you are welcome to come and stay! 】

[Old sex upstairs is gone! 】

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"Don't worry, it will be on the shelves tomorrow. Each account is limited to one purchase, because the quantity is not large, only one hundred or three thousand."

He only draws something when he has time, and cannot mass-produce it. It would be great if the system could help him draw it.

System: What you think is beautiful.

[By the way, anchor, when this incident about Yu Ran broke out, why are people on the Internet complaining about her? Shouldn’t we condemn the boys who mess around? 】

[I don’t understand upstairs. In today’s society, men can be invisible in everything they do, and girls can be scolded even if they do nothing. Besides, there are no perfect people in this world. If they want to attack you, they can always find some scolding. you. The ex-wife who complained about her ex-husband came out to gain popularity. When she was divorced, her ex-husband cheated on her. Instead of scolding the man, she scolded the woman who was cheated on her. Can a man cheat if he doesn't want to? Before scolding 1+2, please scold men first, not to mention that many female designs have been deceived. 】

[Yes, I just said it was strange. It was never her turn to speak, or maybe she was manipulated by Yu Ran's company and came out to change the subject. 】

[The entertainment industry has great whitewashing tactics. Don’t you think they are all scolding and complaining about sisters? I think as long as what people say is true. Could it be that those who expose the darkness return the perfect white lotus? The scumbag turned invisible again and became the director of some association. Now any scumbag can join without being a back-up person? Or does capital just like this? ! 】

[If someone can do the splits on horseback, lick jade feet, and become even more manly, how can capital not like her? 】

[When a person like this becomes a star, he will only bring bad fans and spread evil tendencies, and then get out of the entertainment industry! 】

[Yu Ran, get out of the entertainment industry! 】

"Don't worry, this kind of person with erroneous views will naturally be worthless as long as he has no fans." Su Chen couldn't say much. After all, it was a loss of personal ethics and he couldn't intervene. He just wanted to expose it to avoid more. People get cheated.

[Everyone, put on your scarves. Good news. That scumbag Yu Ran has been terminated from his position as director. Various luxury brands he endorsed have been terminated. He has also been canceled from our mother's show. 】

【Really? I'm so happy. This circle is just too messy and needs to be straightened out. 】

[Thank you to the anchor for his live broadcast so that we ordinary people can see the light. Thank you to the anchor for clearing the name of Sister Tucao. Whether it is society or various circles, we need people like Sister Tucao who have the courage to stand up and expose. Otherwise, how can we ordinary people do it? Know. What we can know and see is what capital wants us to see. 】

[That’s not true. Nowadays, in movies and TV dramas, they are either the ugly children of capitalists or the pets of financial owners. They are annoying to the eyes. I haven’t watched TV for more than ten years. 】

[I don’t watch TV either. Now I only watch the anchor’s live broadcast and online novels. 】

【.】

Netizens in the live broadcast room were full of comments.

"Okay, let's get back to the point and start handing out lucky bags."

After Su Chen said the opening remarks as usual, he handed out the three lucky bags.

It was still a matter of seconds before they were all snatched away.

Su Chen glanced at the netizens on the barrage who didn't catch it and made crying expressions. He raised the corner of his mouth and sent out an invitation to the first lucky person named "Yijiang Chunshui".

For just a moment, a middle-aged man appeared on the screen. He was very different from his online name.

The man spoke with a sad look on his face.

"Master, I heard they all say that you are very good at telling fortunes. I wonder if you can read Feng Shui? Something strange happened to my ancestral grave."

"I can also read Feng Shui. Can you tell me what's strange first?" Su Chen asked.

"Oh, it's like this. My family's ancestral grave is damaged. I want you to help my family calculate a geomantic treasure and then move the grave. I don't know if that's possible."

The man spoke with some restraint.

He knew that relocating a tomb would only require the master to inspect it in person, and he didn't know how much money he could pay for Su Chen.

Netizens thought they heard it wrong at first.

【What the hell? Your ancestral grave... is on fire? 】

[Uncle, are you talking about the smoke? 】

[Um...the test scores came out recently. Did your child get into a good university? 】

[Probably not, it’s probably true, otherwise I wouldn’t have thought about moving the grave]

[Remember that what happened to the last grave was because the wrong paper money was burned. You were caught directly, and you didn’t get beaten to pieces by your ancestors? 】

[Judging from my inexperienced physiognomy, I feel that his family is about to get promoted and make a fortune! 】

[I also want to see a physiognomy. I don’t know if I am destined to get rich suddenly. 】

[Don’t, your destiny is getting thinner and thinner as you calculate it. If it’s not a big deal, don’t calculate it. If your destiny was too good before, your destiny will be changed. 】

Facing the curiosity of these people, the man smiled bitterly.

He replied: "I haven't been beaten. It's just that the ancestral grave has been on fire and smoking every now and then in the past six months. It cost a lot just to clean it up. I think there is something wrong with the feng shui, and I want to find someone to take a look, but we don't know each other." What a Feng Shui master, I didn’t hear anyone recommend you, so I would like to ask you to help me.”

This is really smoking!

The people on the barrage were immediately shocked. Many people have heard of the saying that smoke comes out of ancestral graves.

[Did you offend someone? 】

[What the hell, smoke is coming out of ancestral graves? Isn't this a happy event? It means that someone in the family is going to be prosperous. 】

[Holy shit, does such a thing really happen? I had heard of it before, but always thought it was fake and just an exaggerated metaphor. 】

[Green smoke coming out of ancestral graves is either rich or noble. Generally, it means that the ancestors accumulated virtues and did good deeds, and descendants benefited from it, and then became prosperous, famous, rich, or both. It is said that green smoke rising from ancestral graves. I just searched it and copied it. 】

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Netizens are no stranger to this term.

Usually if you hear that someone's family has become rich and their children have been admitted to a good university, you will always hear this sentence.

But if anyone has seen reality with their own eyes, no one has.

Su Chen nodded, "This is a Feng Shui saying. Green smoke indicates that there will be a "fire". Green smoke is slightly cyan gas, an auspicious gas, and a sign of good luck. According to past sayings, in ancient times, If the descendants become number one and can become officials, the ancestral graves will emit green smoke. Nowadays, it is mostly used to describe the descendants of the family who have become officials or have made a fortune. They will say that the ancestral graves have good feng shui and can inspire their descendants. Descendants."

After the man finished speaking, he looked at the barrage and saw someone asking if he had offended someone?

He quickly shook his head, "My family has a good relationship with the people in the village. Most of them are from the same ancestor. There is no need to offend anyone, but it is not developed at all. With the achievements of my little boy, I don't expect him to become a talent." , Just don’t cause trouble for me.”

Watch the man complain.

Many netizens were happy.

Chapter 145: Could it be that the corpse has transformed? (Please subscribe and vote)

2024-10-06 14:06:14 Author: The grapefruit is yellow

[Hahaha, same world, same parents! It's the same as what my parents said, they always said that they didn't expect me to have any big future, as long as I didn't cause any trouble. 】

[Isn’t it a corpse transformation? The spirit jumped out? 】

[You think it’s a Xiangxi zombie. If it could jump out, people in the village would have been bitten long ago. And judging from the uncle’s accent, he shouldn’t be from there. 】

[But don’t worry, we still have a host, whether it’s a real zombie or a fake zombie, he can solve it! 】

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Su Chen, who had high hopes from netizens, glanced at the barrage and then back at the man, but did not express his stance immediately.

Seeing this, the middle-aged man thought that Su Chen might not be able to help, and the sadness on his face suddenly became more serious. He sighed, "Oh, master, it's okay if you can't help. I'll pay the hexagram money."

After saying that, he lowered his head and swiped two big rocket gifts.

"Do you have any photos of the ancestral graves?" Su Chen's voice sounded at this moment.

"Yes, yes, I even took a photo and printed it!"

The man immediately took out the prepared photos.

These days, mature fans know it’s time to get the photo.

Under his thumb.

Everyone saw an ancient and gorgeous tomb, covering a large area and surrounded by large green trees in the background.

The seal at the back should have been repaired in recent years, and some traces of time can be seen.

The handwriting on the tombstone is somewhat weathered, but you can still roughly see the regular script inscriptions engraved on it.

Netizens were stunned after seeing these photos.

[Let me go, your ancestral tomb is so luxurious! The graves in my hometown are just like earthen graves, and my ancestral graves are like bumpkins. 】

[Tell the truth, was your ancestor a high official? This specification is a bit high. 】

[This is completely different from my ancestral tomb! Why is your home so beautiful? 】