I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

Witty as me (2 more to subscribe and ask for everything!) . How to tactfully express that you have already Being bribed?

How to express one’s position without offending anyone?

How to quell the war started by oneself?

All of this can be solved perfectly with just one sentence – I’ll be fair.

It has to be said that Baishen’s operation is calm and playful.

Perfect answer!

Chen Chichi and Huang Lei also agreed. They smiled and continued to eat.

While eating, Huang Lei suddenly said with emotion: “Thinking about it now, people live a busy life for a lifetime, in fact, it is just for one meal, three meals a day, apart from eating, there are no worries. Such a simple life is not bad. .”

“I’m a very tired group of people. I’ve been busy with work for so many years, but my life in Mushroom House is the happiest time I’ve ever lived.” He Jiong couldn’t help but said.

“And today, I feel that I deserve such a good meal, because this is a good meal that I exchanged for a very real “four six seven” labor.”

These words were agreed by Chen Chichi: “I used to have a bad waist, and it was uncomfortable to do a little work, so I became more and more lazy. Since Xiaobai cured me, I feel that working is a very happy thing. !”

Chen Chichi lowered his head and ate a mouthful of the mushrooms they picked from the mountain, and said, “I want to live here and I won’t leave, or Dahua, I can trade you for you.”

Liu Xianhua, who was innocently lying on the gun: “Ah???”

“Pfft!”

He and Huang laughed.

Liu Xianhua was afraid that he would really be replaced by Chen Chichi, so he quickly expressed his opinion: “Actually, I also like this place very much. Although Teacher Huang always asks me to move bricks and break corn, I really like this place! So. ..so… can you not replace me…”

“Ha ha ha ha!”

This time, He Huanglian and Chen Chichi laughed and fell to the ground.

Baishen, who was eating with relish, saw that they all expressed their opinions on Mushroom House, and thought that he couldn’t let it go.

So, he quickly put down his chopsticks, looked up to the sky, and said:

“As a human being, one should be content with one’s happiness, not to compare, not to be kidnapped by others, not to say that Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou are good for others, and then run away with it, and finally realize that what you like is rural life when you get old. We need to know, what other people like, I will follow myIdeas live! ”

After listening to such a long paragraph, Liu Xian couldn’t help but stare in his eyes with envy.

Although he didn’t understand at all.

As Huang Lei, who was the first to make his debut here, he most agrees with Baishen’s words: “That’s right, if I had had the idea of ​​Baishen at that time, I would have stopped filming a long time ago. I would buy a yard in the countryside and grow vegetables and flowers, and live my life comfortably!”

He Jiong immediately nodded, expressing his agreement.

Chen Chichi hiccupped and patted Baishen’s shoulder: “Dude, you have a good attitude, I envy you!”

“No, no, no.” Baishen shook his head and said modestly:

“I couldn’t do it before, I was stubborn, I couldn’t think about it, but later it was demolished and divided into two apartments in the capital’s third ring road, so I thought about it.”

Chen Chichi, who was just about to take the wine bottle: “…”

He Jiong, who was picking up vegetables: “…”

Huang Lei fanning: “…”

Liu Xianhua, who couldn’t understand: “???”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 10,000 points of confusion from everyone!”

…

Studio:

“Hahaha, if I hadn’t seen Baishen’s dilapidated rented house before, I would have believed it!”

“Pretend it, just pretend it!”

“Can I imagine that God is a millionaire and lives in a dilapidated house just to pretend to be poor?”

“Hahaha, the upstairs is so funny. If that’s the case, and I also live in a rental house, then I’m also a millionaire!”

“Upstairs, it’s almost like a millionaire!”

“I’m a black fan, should I scold directly or wait a while?”

“The person surnamed Bai is probably living in a dream, and demolition, let’s dream!”

“Upstairs, it’s so sour!”

“Upstairs, if you don’t like our little brother Baishen, get out!”

“%*#￥*(…&)”

…

A new round of cursing has begun.

Because Baishen’s popularity increased, naturally, those internet trolls followed suit.

Especially now that Baishen doesn’t have a special brokerage company to manage these things, so the trolls are very arrogant.

But Baishen’s fans are not vegetarians either. The two sides are fighting with each other, looking like they are going to die endlessly!

It’s just that the style of painting seems a bit wrong…

When someone else’s celebrity fan quarrels with a troll, it’s all:

‘You are paralyzed! ‘

‘You are paralyzed! ‘

‘You idols are so ugly! ‘

‘Your idol is ugly! ‘

“Why doesn’t he just die!”

“Why do not you go to hell!”

Words like this with dirty words.

Some even rise to the level of family parents, personal attacks…

But Baishen’s fans are arguing with trolls…

Is such that…

Troll: “What an idiot!”

Fan: “Are you introducing yourself!”

Troll: “Damn you damn it!”

Fan: “Fuck you, go give birth!”

Troll: “You must be sick!”

Fan: “You have the medicine, but you won’t be allowed to cure it if you have the medicine, because you’re an idiot!”

Troll: “The fans of Baishen’s family really can’t spit ivory out of their mouths!”

Fan: “You should spit it out for me!”

Gradually, those trolls couldn’t stand it anymore.

Trolls: “…”

Nima’s!

What else can we say!

Really, there are as many fans as there are idols.

Lost, lost!

This time I really lost!

Think of me as an Internet King Kong sprayer. For more than ten years on the vertical and horizontal lines, I have dealt with many celebrities and pulled down many fresh meat and flowers from the altar. I have not suffered a single defeat for many years. Now…

Now…

Actually lost to this guy’s fans!

Not reconciled!

Not reconciled!

But it’s useless not to be reconciled. As long as these trolls speak, they will be replied by Baishen’s fans and various gods, and they will be speechless.

Helpless, except for some extreme M fans who are still persisting, the rest can only give up this indestructible white god whose fans are like a city wall.

Baishen, who didn’t know all this, was still happily grabbing the last piece of meat from Buddha Jumping Over the Wall with Chen Chichi.

4.3

Huang Lei distributed half of the Buddha Jumping Wall to the director team, which was worth the mention of beer.

Big Fish originally wanted to stay angry, but when the people behind him saw the Buddha jumping over the wall, they stepped on Big Fish’s ‘corpse’ and rushed over to grab food.

In the end, only Xixi was still by Big Yu’s side.

Big Fish moved and said: “Xixi, it’s the first time I found out that you are so kind.”

Xixi glanced at him: “I’m sorry, I have a long reflection arc, and I have already realized it now, goodbye!”

After finishing speaking, he jumped over the wall towards the Buddha and ran away.

Big Fish: “…”

Fuck your sister’s reflex arc length!

Goodbye to your sister!

You bastards…

Leave me a piece of meat!

Anyway, in the end the big fish managed to eat a mouthful of soup.

congratulations.

congratulations. .

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