I went viral when I attended my ex-girlfriend's wedding

In his opinion.

This word puzzle is slightly more difficult than the previous one.

Because according to ordinary thinking logic.

People rarely think that way.

Don't look at the riddle but it's nothing.

However, the inertia of the brain in thinking about problems will inadvertently lead to a dead end from which there is no way out.

how to say.

The person who asked the question is quite insidious.

"It's a traditional Chinese character."

The woman stared at him for several minutes without being able to figure out the trick.

Lin Hao immediately gave a general direction.

"Traditional Chinese characters?"

Yu Lanxin was startled when she heard this.

I have been an editor for so many years.

There is still something in her mind.

Analyze according to the clues provided by Lin Hao.

Within a moment.

The answer came to mind.

"It's Ye!"

Yu Lanxin blurted out slightly excitedly.

"That's right."

Lin Hao smiled and nodded.

"I didn't even think about it. How did you find out?"

Yu Lanxin was quite curious.

Usually a few words are enough to deduct half a day.

How can I consider traditional Chinese characters?

"I didn't find it either, I just saw it in other places before." Lin Hao said.

"Okay, what about your poem? Have you thought of it?" Yu Lanxin turned to care about him again.

"It must be, it's all in here."

Lin Hao pointed to his head.

"It won't be the same weird poem as before, right?"

Yu Lanxin couldn't help laughing.

She wasn't mocking her man.

But I think that poem is really interesting.

Suppress first and then raise.

Just listen to it once and remember it.

"If you want to hear it, I'll play another song." Lin Hao said.

"OK."

Yu Lanxin readily agreed.

After a while.

The two came to the second level to hand in the task.

Two masters, Zhang Xinlin and Wang Xuehai, are stationed here, one on the left and one on the right.

When I saw Lin Hao.

The two men were not recognized.

But Yu Lanxin is very familiar with it.

through simple analysis.

He guessed it instantly.

"Little brother Lin Hao is covering himself up so tightly, is he afraid that we won't recognize him?" Zhang Xinlin looked at him with a smile and asked.

"No, my throat doesn't feel good and I have a bit of a cough."

Lin Hao immediately used the excuse his father-in-law had given him.

The literary world does not seem to be in line with the current entertainment world.

Look at the expressions of the two masters.

Obviously, his identity is still stuck in the last impression.

Good.

Lin Hao has no feeling of being trampled on by others due to his fame.

Instead, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Drink more, rest more."

Zhang Xinlin first cared about him, then looked at the note with a smile and said, "Write a poem with the title 'Snow'? Considering your performance at the literary society last time, I'm afraid it's not difficult. Master Wang’s requirements will be relatively high, and if the quality is not enough, we won’t let you in.”

It seems difficult.

But it is also a recognition of his talent and learning.

"You two elders are bullying the juniors."

Hear this.

Lin Hao suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.

"It's not bullying. We all saw your strength last time, so you can't just do it perfunctorily." Zhang Xinlin said quickly.

"That's right."

Wang Xuehai deeply agrees.

Then he echoed.

"All right."

Lin Hao was helpless.

You can only surrender.

at this time.

The people nearby watched him chatting and laughing with the two masters.

I was suddenly surprised.

They are all wondering who their identity is.

The literati who came in behind Lin Hao and Yu Lanxin were shocked.

Damn it!

Isn't this the first level of math?

Starting again?

no.

Whatever you say, you have to see it.

They rushed over.

at the same time.

Lin Hao also began to recite his second poem about "snow".

"An image on the river"

It's still an ordinary first sentence.

The two judges and most of the audience had no experience at all.

On the contrary, those literati who had heard Lin Hao's first work widened their eyes.

A familiar recipe.

Familiar taste.

This buddy

Is it going to start again?

"A hole in the well"

Two consecutive verses that sound like vernacular are no less impressive than the sheep-counting technique in the previous chapter.

Even worse.

Zhang Xinlin and Wang Xuehai looked at each other.

Some don't quite understand.

And some bystanders were already laughing.

"No, what did this guy write?"

"It's too white."

"No modifiers at all?"

"It's so general. It's so far-fetched."

"Can this even be called poetry? How did this person get in at the first level?"

"This kind of work will make people laugh out loud."

The sarcasm was muted.

But it keeps coming and going.

After two simple sentences.

Many onlookers directly regarded Lin Hao as a clown.

If you could describe their thoughts in one sentence.

Probably something like 'I'm ashamed to be around this person'.

I hate getting any closer.

only

There are also those who hold different opinions.

For example, those people who came here.

They were not amused by the first two lines of the poem.

On the contrary, I feel that these people who comment when they open their mouths will soon be slapped in the face.

A bunch of idiots!

They don’t even know the other party’s true level, so they are so mindless.

It's just so fucking stupid.

Do you think this guy is just joking?

Do not make jokes.

The other party is very capable.

It's just that the style is unique.

What I wrote were just some strange poems.

"Yellow dogs are white on their bodies, white dogs are swollen on their bodies."

as expected.

The next two sentences come out.

The artistic conception of the whole poem is turned upside down.

Suddenly it became vivid.

Zhang Xinlin and Wang Xuehai couldn't help but shine.

It has also successfully prevented those people who spray powder from polluting nature.

It left many people with their mouths hanging open.

But I couldn't connect the first half of the sentence for a long time.

"this"

"What a transformation."

"This poem is not bad."

"It's so wet, it's so wet! The first sentence is an overview and a distant view, describing the scene of the river covered by snow, and then the second sentence changed the picture and came to the well in the courtyard. The world is full of snow. Only this well is deep and dark, and the word "swollen" in the last sentence is simply a stroke of magic, which transforms static into dynamic invisibly. There is no word "snow" in the whole article, but it depicts a scene of heavy snow. penetrating."

"It's an exaggerated technique, using the contrast of fur color, first to say that the yellow dog is wearing a snow suit, which is already full of wit and wit, and then to say that the white dog looks swollen, which is even more surprising, and it is said that it is snowy. , but without the help of the later rendering of the location, the yellow dog can still be used with pen and ink, and the description is appropriate, and the poem is also particularly delicate, which is really incredible."

"Who is this guy?"

"Why are you so awesome."

The best way to deal with embarrassment.

Just act like nothing happened.

It was still mocking a second ago.

The next second he turned into Amin.

It’s not that contemporary literati don’t have enough character.

In fact, this poem is really not worthy of criticism.

The first two sentences are common.

But in the next two sentences, everything was reversed.

Bigotry is okay.

It also depends on the situation.

Now in this situation, we have to bite the bullet and move forward.

That is definitely the most wrong idea.

"It's well written." Wang Xuehai said with emotion.

"The metaphor of this doggerel is appropriate and the scene is clear. Not bad. You passed the test. Go to the back." Zhang Xinlin nodded with satisfaction.

"good."

The two thanked each other again.

In the eyes of envy.

He and Yu Lanxin entered the third small courtyard.

I never thought about meeting Dad Yu and others when I was picking up the topic.

It must have been overtaken while enjoying the scenery.

Pretty fast.

"Why did you two come here? Dad thought you all went in."

see them.

Father Yu was surprised.

"I wandered around the yard with Lan Xin and wasted some time." Lin Hao explained.

"That's it, just right. Xiao Hao, show me how to correct this couplet."

Dad Yu opened the note and showed it to him: "Your Uncle Cen and Uncle Chen haven't had any ideas for a long time."

"It's not easy to correct. Some of the techniques are very sophisticated and cannot be figured out in a short time." Chen Detong said with a frown.

"That's right, it's more difficult."

Cen Renguo echoed: "Old Yu, your luck is not that bad."

"I'm done, what can I do?" Dad Yu smiled bitterly.

Lin Hao was speechless.

looked down.

I saw that the first couplet said, "The upper hook is for the old, the lower hook is for the test, the old is for the child, and the child is for the old."

Good guy.

After reading it last time.

He was also a little surprised immediately.

It’s a bit fucked up to take this couplet and let people play through it.

Looking at all the people present.

I'm afraid there are not many who can answer it.

Ask this person.

I guess I didn't plan to let people go to the main match.

The words 'old' and 'kao'.

Similar in shape.

The strokes are the same.

The difference is that the former hooks up.

The latter is a downward hook.

Don’t look at the short word count.

It contains word analysis, thimble and repetition.

Quite impressive.

"How's it going? Xiaohao, do you have any ideas?" At this time, Dad Yu asked.

"No, why are you in such a hurry? Let the child think about it first. I just took a look and can I have any ideas? Aren't you just fooling around?" Cen Renguo couldn't help but say.

"That's right, how can you be so urging? Do you think the child is a god? You can find the answer just by looking at it." Chen Detong couldn't stand it either.

"I didn't push it either."

Dad Yu hurriedly explained: "Xiao Hao, think about it slowly. It's okay if you can't think of it. Dad is not in a hurry."

"It's okay, I thought of it, Dad." Lin Hao said.

"I got it?"

Dad Yu was stunned.

A little unresponsive.

"That's right."

Lin Hao directly announced the answer: "Two people can become heaven, one person can become great, heaven is as big as human kindness, and human kindness is as big as heaven."

What he said here was too late.

After hearing this, Cen Renguo and Chen Detong both gasped.

Especially the former.

Writing poetry may not be professional.

But couplets have been studied for many years.

The three of them together thought about the second line for a long time but couldn't come up with it.

Xiao Hao answered without even taking two minutes?

He answered so neatly.

The two looked at each other.

There is incredible in the eyes.

Fortunately, they had experienced it last time at a literary exchange meeting.

This time the psychological endurance is relatively stronger.

Otherwise, it will be difficult to slow down for a while.

"Two people become heaven, one person becomes great, heaven is as great as human beings, and human relationships are as great as heaven."

Dad Yu repeated it again, his eyes getting brighter and brighter: "That's right!"