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"Okay, now let's give the warmest applause to the first contestant today—the astronaut!" Gan Shasha introduced with a smile.

Crash.

The audience is very cooperative.

The applause lasted for a long time.

here we go!

Finally started!

Everyone's eyes were fixed on the big screen.

But the strange thing is that not only no one came out from behind.

And the door was still closed.

what's the situation?

Something went wrong?

Just when they were stunned.

Sudden.

There was movement on this side of the stage.

With the slow start of the middle elevator.

A singer in a white spacesuit appeared in their field of vision a moment later.

At this time.

Gan Shasha stepped aside from the main seat and walked into the corner.

"Not bad, it looks good."

"Who is this?"

"The space suit is pretty cool!"

"Male and female?"

"It's hard to see, fully armed, this guy is too ruthless."

"Yeah, not only is there a mask, but it's also so tight, what do you think of it?"

"At least I know that this guy is not too fat. This spacesuit may look thick, but the space is limited, and the body is definitely thin."

"It's useless to know the size of the problem, the range is too big."

"It seems that I can't guess it anymore, now I can only rely on the sound."

Just look at it.

The audience has no clue at all.

The four judges and the five guessing groups are similar here.

while having fun.

But I don't know how to verify it.

Zhang Jiaqian couldn't help laughing and said: "Is the first one so difficult? I thought everyone was just wearing a mask. It's hard to guess."

Zhang Jingting's eyes lit up and she said: "This is interesting. If everyone recognizes the song without even singing it, then it will be boring in this kind of show."

Hu Hongjun pondered and said: "We still have to wait for him to open his voice. The current known information seems to be that his height is not low."

Old man Zhou Hongyi nodded and said briskly: "Don't worry, the show has just started. With so many people present, it's hard for these singers to hide even if they want to."

As soon as this word came out.

The other three suddenly laughed knowingly.

yes.

Don't look at the opponent wrapping himself into rice dumplings when he comes out now.

It's useless.

After all, it was in the ears of their group.

The voice is actually not much more difficult to distinguish than the face.

As long as it is a singer who has contacted.

Go through it in your head a little bit.

It can still be located quickly.

Not a big deal.

Over here in the lounge.

Wang Xueyi was even more nervous than the astronaut teacher.

To know.

A singer who can come to this show.

Not necessarily a queen.

But everyone's strength is definitely not to be underestimated.

Fight only with sound.

Who would dare to come if a singer with no talent?

Can sit in the lounge.

That's because they are quite confident in their singing skills.

It is not an exaggeration to call it Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

So this opening act.

Can you hold it down.

Can you make a good start.

becomes particularly important.

Why do you say that?

Because in the subconscious of the audience.

They will stubbornly think that the further they go, the more surprising songs they can hear.

Possess a certain "procrastination" mentality.

If the opening does not stimulate their senses.

Then the number of votes will definitely not go up.

"Teacher Astronaut, come on! Next time, I will definitely draw a finale lottery for you!"

Sudden.

Wang Xueyi said with a firm gaze.

on the stage.

Being watched by many cameras.

There are many spectators in front of them.

Speak the truth.

Lin Hao was a little uncomfortable.

In the past, he used to hide in the dark in front of passers-by as a behind-the-scenes person.

Such sudden attention.

It is impossible to say in my heart that I am not nervous.

Fortunately for him.

Emotional adjustment is faster.

What's the use of being nervous?

Don't you still have to sing when you're nervous?

Thinking about these messy things just adds to the troubles.

Immediately put all my thoughts on the song I was about to sing.

Followed by the band behind and nodded.

next moment.

The music starts.

And at this time.

The audience also hurriedly fell silent.

Hold your breath.

The piano and the erhu blend together.

Slowly burst out a few wisps of notes.

Quite special.

subsequently.

The slight sound of hitting the board intervened.

Halfway through, he took a sudden breath.

Inexplicably a little more suspenseful.

A short prelude.

It's different.

And at this time.

Lin Hao had already raised the microphone to his face.

eighteenth day of the first lunar month

auspicious day

sorghum lift

Put on the red dress

one foot one hate

hastily cut

Lay off the beloved

no return

Pretending to be open

castanet red sandalwood

speak briskly

really hard to guess

Sing the first verse.

The audience was dumbfounded.

The four judges were also stunned.

The voices of male singers are no surprise to them.

But the astronaut sang in Wu dialect.

Koto dialect.

All right.

It's not like they don't understand.

But the words are written very strangely.

The song is also very strange.

Just a few words.

It felt a bit permeable.

The four judges immediately looked at each other.

You can see the surprise in each other's eyes.

Compared with the "weird" taste of songs sung by astronauts.

They are more concerned with the song itself.

Don't even think about it.

This is definitely a new song for sure.

The audience might not be so sure.

But they can hear it directly.

Unexpectedly, the opening is original.

It was a real surprise for them.

listen

At that time, three miles away, turned up

flat

The sound of horseshoes gradually rises and falls, and the words of sorrow open

it's too late

push the door open

Wildcats followed a few streets

tree neck crooked

look around she's waiting

This village is also strange

close the door

It's Wang Ergou's shoes again

left outside

leave her alone remember

Skin-to-skin love is beyond right and wrong

this is not

Dismounted just now

The officer laughed

The song shifted from Wu dialect to rap.

The expressions of the judges and audience were also changing.

Let’s not mention for the time being how the lyrics and music give them a strong sense of weirdness.

The question is how to guess this.

In front of the Wu language, I can't hear a duck or a chicken.

Now the rapping sound is so vague again.

There is no clue in the head.

"How do you guess?"

"too difficult."

"Except for knowing my gender, everything else is blank."

"yes."

"This guy hides it too well."

"Can't play."

Help guess the group here.

The five of them all started scratching their heads.

before coming.

They all want to crack the case and show up.

Who knew that the first scene would be so incomprehensible.

Who is this person?

The official thought happily for a long time

Just whimpering about leaving people

Just when everyone was thinking.

Lin Hao here suddenly read two sentences.

The voice was rarely clear.

Everyone was about to prick up their ears and proceed to the next step of investigation.

He didn't give him any chance.

The speed of the song was raised again.

Want to guess his identity?

impossible.

Wu language and rap are just the beginning.

What is the hidden highest state?

It must be that silence is better than sound here.

This is why Lin Hao chose this song.

There are many good songs.

But he can protect himself from being exposed by these people during the concert.

Very few.

She couldn't answer this time again.

she laughs and cries

Guess why she laughs and cries

crying

Look how she is crying and laughing

Emotions progress gradually.

The song isn't over yet.

Lin Hao's voice retreated to a corner.

Suona's sharp and high-pitched voice followed directly.

The rhythm of the whole song was instantly pushed to the climax.

This sudden way of interpretation.

Immediately, everyone present was startled.

Hit Tianling Gai directly.

Many people stared wide-eyed.

I just felt that the pores all over my body were suddenly tightened.

Chrysanthemum tightened.

It's like sitting on pins and needles.

"I'll go, why does my back feel cold when I hear this song."

"When this suona blows, I almost lose my soul."

"Fuck, this song has no other purpose, why do I have goosebumps?"

"Don't say it, the suona is too nice to play, so exciting."

"Stop making trouble, my scalp is numb."

"Listening to this song, I feel that both worlds of yin and yang are opened, you recall the lyrics."

"Hiss~ Don't he be scary in broad daylight?"

"No, no, there is a cold air blowing over, do you feel it?"

"Dude, don't panic. Your head is the air outlet of the central air conditioner. It's normal to have a little wind."

"Well, I thought why something came out."

There is a lot of "Yin Qi" in the lyrics and music.

The audience felt a chill after listening to it.

you look at me.

I look at you.

I don't know what to say at all.

please.

They just want to listen to music.

Follow along to join in the fun and guess the identity.

How does it feel to be taken away by this astronaut singer?

Where are you an astronaut?

Change into a white coat of the same color.

It's a completely different identity.

Fuck!

Is this the recording site of a music program?

Everyone suddenly became more uncertain than the other.

even

I kind of want to go home.

Backstage.

The cat queen, who is more concerned about the astronauts, is in a bad mood at the moment.

When the two met at the door of the rehearsal room before.

The astronauts teased him that it was a 'country' style.

And sang a "village song" that made people extremely speechless.

She originally thought the other party was joking.

But right now.

She was really stunned.

The astronaut actually came up with a 'country' song.

The lyrics seem to be written about marriages in the village.

The style of the song is quite gloomy.

Quite eccentric.

no.

Who is this guy?

She couldn't help racking her brains for a long time.

There is no one who can match the number.

And like the cat queen.

The few singers in the other lounges were nowhere to be found.

The only difference is.

These few people don't pay attention to singers like Cat Queen.

They were more amazed by the song.

In fact, the previous Wu dialect, rap, and reciting lyrics add up to a lot of elements.

Unexpectedly, the refrain can use suona to find another way.

The combination of instruments that seem to be out of tune and a variety of performance forms are fused together.

It has achieved good results.

Even sublimated the song a lot.

Really want to say what's the problem.

That is the overall style of this song is not quite right.

What they listen to is actually no different from the understanding of the audience.

this song.

It's not like being grounded.

On the contrary, it is more like a local government.

Full of horror from beginning to end.

Strange!

How strange!