I went viral when I attended my ex-girlfriend's wedding

Shuzhou.

Polar Square.

Early five in the afternoon.

Jiang Yakun and his girlfriend Zhou Xiaoqing came out of a newly opened Japanese grocery store.

The two had just finished eating.

"Don't tell me, their eel rice is delicious and delicious." Zhou Xiaoqing immediately commented.

"Is it?"

Jiang Yakun said immediately: "Then I will bring you here when I am off work next week."

"never mind."

Zhou Xiaoqing held his arm but shook his head and said, "Their food is delicious, but it's too expensive. Any portion is dozens of dollars bigger, and the price/performance ratio is too low."

"It's okay, it's just a meal. It's not that I can't afford you." Jiang Yakun said indifferently.

"Know you can afford it."

Zhou Xiaoqing rolled his eyes at him and said, "But I don't want to be taken advantage of, can I?"

"Haha, fine, you have the final say." Jiang Yakun quickly surrendered.

The two were talking.

Just passing by the entrance of the Sky Cinema.

Saw several giant standing posters.

Jiang Yakun immediately asked his girlfriend: "I don't have anything to do when I go back now, why don't I watch a movie before leaving?"

"Um."

Zhou Xiaoqing nodded.

The two hit it off.

Immediately, we walked into the cinema together.

"How about watching "The Jedi Strikes Back"? The one starring Zhang Ziang must be good." Jiang Yakun couldn't help but suggest after looking at the big screen for a while.

"I don't like watching shootouts."

Zhou Xiaoqing frowned and resisted, then stared at the video information for a while and said, "Why don't you watch "My Sassy Girl"? How about a romance movie?"

"My Sassy Girl?"

Jiang Yakun was stunned.

Look at the starring information on the poster next to it.

No one knows.

But he decided to follow his girlfriend's wishes.

"Okay, then I'll go buy the ticket first, you sit by the side for a while, and I'll be right back."

talking.

Jiang Yakun ran to the ticket office.

this time.

There are quite a lot of people who come to watch the movie.

Queued for a while.

Only then did Jiang Yakun get the ticket.

Bought milk tea and popcorn again.

Just about the time.

So he took his girlfriend Zhou Xiaoqing to enter the venue early.

Theater No. 6.

There are not many people.

About half of the seats were occupied.

Jiang Yakun bought the center position in the sixth row.

Viewing lines are good.

"It feels like there's no one around, it's a bit deserted, isn't it a bad movie?"

Zhou Xiaoqing was very determined when he chose.

But after coming in.

I regret it a little.

It feels better to listen to my boyfriend's suggestion and watch the "Jedi Strikes Back".

"A bad movie is a bad movie. It's not just the two of us watching it. There are so many people with us." Jiang Yakun said comfortingly.

"It's 30 yuan per ticket. If it's a bad movie, it's too bad." Zhou Xiaoqing calculated.

"Haha, I haven't acted yet, so don't panic."

Jiang Yakun smiled and handed the popcorn to her mouth and said, "Come on, how about a taste?"

Zhou Xiaoqing opened his mouth immediately.

The two ate and drank together.

Waited about ten minutes or so.

The screen suddenly went black.

next moment.

The opening credits for the Côte d'Azur movie came out.

The deep blue sea and the modern city are transitioned by a sandy beach.

The details are beautified under the aerial photography.

It is also accompanied by a clear sound of ocean waves.

Extraordinarily charming.

After a while.

The movie kicked off.

The subway passes through the farmland.

A man stands under a tree and looks up at the distant sky.

Immediately afterwards.

It's a man's monologue voice-over.

"Just two years ago today, I buried a time box here. We made an appointment to meet here two years later, but she didn't come."

"Then I will continue to wait."

The voice fell.

Camera cut.

The next few minutes.

It is Du Qijie's personal performance and identity introduction.

The male protagonist, Morning Glory, was born in an ordinary family.

Because parents want a daughter.

So he has been raised as a girl.

Before the age of seven, I followed my mother to the women's bathhouse to take a bath.

When he was young, he thought that some part of himself would disappear in the future.

This setting makes the audience's eyes shine.

how to say.

Felt a little fun.

The screen switches again.

A blink of an eye.

The morning glory played by Du Qijie has grown up.

Friends always tease him for being too motherly.

Can't find a girlfriend at all.

While waiting for the subway.

Qiangniu meets Ding Ying who is drunk.

That is Song Mingxi.

subsequently.

The atmosphere changed suddenly.

Ding Ying vomited at others and didn't say anything.

Before he died, he did not forget to pull a cushion.

Naturally, there can be no one else behind this.

It is the morning glory.

out of kindness.

The cow sent Song Mingxi to the hotel.

I want to take a shower to get rid of the smell.

But I never wanted to be raided by the police.

The naked morning glory tightly covered its crotch with a towel.

next moment.

But the policewoman pointed a gun at her and raised her hands.

This scene immediately made the audience couldn't help laughing.

"Haha, interesting."

"It's too unlucky for the cow, isn't it?"

"A series of tragedies after the subway rescued people."

"Song Mingxi is repaying kindness with revenge."

"The male lead is an idiot and kind of cute."

Zhou Xiaoqing looked at it lightly and said, "This petunias is purely doing bad things with good intentions, how can I send him to the hotel."

"Where can I send the problem to the hotel?"

Jiang Yakun explained: "He was worried about throwing this woman in the subway."

"It would be nice to accompany her."

Zhou Xiaoqing thought for a while and said, "It won't take long to wake up, right?"

Facing the girlfriend's rhetoric.

Jiang Yakun was speechless.

Feelings really treat men as gentlemen.

The story continues.

Ever since I met Song Mingxi.

It seems that the morning glory is gone forever on the road called "unlucky".

Don't talk about squatting.

He was beaten by his mother for no reason.

Even when going to school, the other party forced him to skip class with the excuse of "going to have an abortion and let him accompany him as the child's father".

this day.

The cow promised to celebrate Song Mingxi's birthday.

In order to give each other a birthday surprise.

Qianguniu took her secretly into the closed playground.

When they climbed over the wall.

Instead, it landed safely on the head and shoulders of a fleeing prisoner with a gun.

The results needless to say.

The two were held hostage.

This scene is obviously dangerous.

But the audience still laughed heartlessly.

Nothing.

These two are really interesting.

face this situation.

The morning glory stepped forward without thinking.

Said that he and Song Mingxi are just ordinary friends.

I hope this reason can make it out of danger first.

After some earnest persuasion.

The prisoner finally let Song Mingxi leave safely.

But the cow didn't get away.

And scared to death.

Song Mingxi panicked.

Immediately cried and told his story.

I want to use this to dissolve the obsession in the prisoner's heart.

finally.

They were successfully rescued.

And now the cows understood.

Song Mingxi is not as indestructible as it seems on the surface.

She just hid all the unhappiness deep in her heart.

After this matter.

The relationship between the two developed by leaps and bounds.

More and more like a couple.

The two made a bet while taking the subway.

Guess which foot of the person passing behind will cross the red line first.

The simple-minded Morning Glory won for the first time.

Was hit hard on the forehead.

Song Mingxi naturally wanted to take revenge without staying overnight.

subsequently.

A rehearsal armed police team walked towards them with neat steps.

The cow's eye sees that the victory is about to be won.

But God, this wave of operations is really a bit targeted.

At the moment when the first armed policeman was about to cross the red line.

The officer suddenly ordered him to switch from his right foot to his left foot.

The cow's face instantly became Song Mingxi's sandbag.

There was a loud bang.

Everyone on the subway was dumbfounded.

"My mother, this woman is so cruel."

"It's really unambiguous."

"Don't say it, this spicy energy is quite delicious."

"The revenge is strong, and there is an invisible killing intent in his eyes."

"The main character of the cow is too tactful, it just matches, this guy really dares to play, he will be a ghost if he wins."

The beautiful heroine is brutal and unreasonable.

The mediocre hero is gentle, honest and honest.

Such a match.

It is different from most romance films that can be seen on the market.

It stands to reason that it will take some time to accept it, right?

But the audience has been unknowingly attracted by this "moving range" plot.

This huge contrast in appearance and behavior.

Let them get an unprecedented freshness.

at the beginning.

Many people still have doubts about the quality of the film.

but now.

This idea has been eliminated.

Whether it's the story or the acting skills of the actors.

Everyone just felt that it was quite in line with their wishes.

However.

Song Mingxi's "cruelty" is far more than that.

The combo boxing package that was provoked by the strike-up.

Push people into the sea.

Interchange shoes to wear.

Only the audience can't think of it.

Song Mingxi couldn't do it without her.

Sassy Girl four words.

That was really a follow through.

"You said, if I become like this, will you still like me?" Zhou Xiaoqing couldn't help asking her boyfriend.

"Yes, why not."

Jiang Yakun took her hand: "Don't think that Song Mingxi is so cruel to the cow. The beating is pro-swearing or love. The relationship between the two of them is not as simple as the surface."

"Really?" Zhou Xiaoqing asked, tilting her head.

"definitely."

Jiang Yakun is extremely confident.

the first half of the film.

It made everyone laugh constantly.

But the second half.

The whole is depressed.

Under the stimulation of Song Mingxi's parents.

Both Qiangniu and Song Mingxi realized that they were not capable of loving someone properly.

So Song Mingxi chose a blind date.

The unicorn chose fulfillment.

Also came up with ten principles of love.

1: Don't call her gentle.

2: Do not let her drink more than three cups, otherwise she will hit everyone.

3: Go to a coffee shop for coffee instead of cola.

4: If she hits you, you have to pretend it hurts, if it really hurts, pretend it's okay.

5: On the 100th day we met, go to her class and send roses to her class, she will like it very much.

6: Learn to fencing and play squash.

7: Be ready to go to jail at any time.

8: If she says kill you don't take it seriously you will feel better.

9: Her shoes are uncomfortable, so I want to change shoes with her.

10: She writes to encourage her.

these ten principles.

Like ten knives pierced into the hearts of the audience.

Both men and women.

At this moment no one can speak.

They can't take care of themselves.

They were trying desperately not to let the tears fall.

But only for a short while.

It will be defeated.