Everyone was looking forward to it.
The speed of progress of Shirogane Miyuki and Shinomiya Kaguya was enough to make people's brains thrombotic.
Perhaps, this video could make them open up to each other faster.
……
The world of Out of Martial Arts.
Everyone in the inn sat around the table and cracked melon seeds.
Mo Xiaobei said frankly:"Well, in some ways, my sister-in-law and this girl are quite similar, except for their age.……"
Guo Furong agreed:"Yes, the expressions of the two people are exactly the same."
The scholar scratched his head:"Do you know what the most important thing is? I didn't feel the slightest bit of incongruity when I applied the conversation between the shopkeeper and Lao Bai to these two people."
"What does this mean? It means that these four people are indeed very similar!"
"Indeed." Li Dazui nodded repeatedly:"We are with the shopkeeper day and night! Even we think this video is real... I always feel that the person who made this video is so talented"
……
In other worlds, they certainly don't know that this video is a combination of stories from two worlds.
But it doesn't matter.
After all, this conversation is interesting enough.
"What a ruthless, shameless and unreasonable person! I am deeply impressed."
"I never thought that a few simple words could be said in so many ways, and almost every sentence could shift the focus to the other person. I learned a lot."
"This conversation format is also very interesting."
"By adding or removing a word, the feelings are made deeper, awesome!"
"Next time you quarrel with your girlfriend, you won’t have to act like a fool anymore and won’t have to worry about being at a disadvantage!"
"In short, all the insults she said to me must be returned unto her without any change!"
"Hahahaha, if I learn this dialogue, I will be invincible!"
"Maybe, but... do you believe that after this, you will become single?"
Have such a conversation with your girlfriend in real life?
Please.
As a man with a girlfriend, he should know how ruthless, shameless and unreasonable most girls are!
He must know that if he dares to communicate with his girlfriend like this, the only thing he will get in return is the other party's words:"Break up!" It is so difficult to find a girlfriend in today's society.
It's not worth it.
However
"Single? That's good! If it wasn't for the purpose of being single again, who would communicate with her like this!"
Well!
It turns out that some people deliberately learn this conversation format.
Then.
Video continues
【After a ruthless, shameless and unreasonable conversation】
【Bai Zhantang decided to leave】
【But after packing his luggage angrily, his tone and demeanor were filled with reluctance.】
【Passing by Guo Furong (Iino Miko), he reluctantly said,"Guo, I'm leaving now.""】
【"Let's go." Guo Furong said without any regrets.】
【But Bai Zhantang did not forget to remind him:"Don't get angry at the scholar anymore."】
【Guo Furong (Iino Miko) turned her head away with a twitch of her lips:"Who made him so ruthless, shameless and unreasonable?"】
【Bai Zhantang felt helpless】
【He turned to look at Bai Yingui (Mo Xiaobei) who was standing beside him:"Bei, I'm leaving now. Don't be too angry with your sister-in-law in the future."】
【"Who made her angry?" Mo Xiaobei said unconvincedly,"I am not heartless, shameless, or unreasonable."】
【It's never-ending, right?】
【But Bai Zhantang just sighed, and finally looked up at Tong Xiangyu:"Yu..."】
【Tong Xiangyu's voice trembled:"Ah~?"】
【"I'm leaving." Bai Zhantang's eyes were filled with reluctance.】
【Tong Xiangyu also leaned against the doorpost with a limp body, reluctantly saying,"Have a safe journey, I will definitely wait for you.""】
【This is not what Bai Zhantang wants to hear.】
【He is leaving! Gone! Where is his salary?】
【"It doesn't matter whether I wait or not." Bai Zhantang showed what a straight man says:"The most important thing is to pay me my wages."】
【Hearing this】
【Tong Xiangyu got out of her decadence in an instant】
【She acted like a shopkeeper and said calmly,"You want to get paid, right? Write a plan first."】
【Bai Zhantang was confused:"What book?"】
【"Don't you want to make a hundred taels? You have to write down how to make it! I'll give you the money if the plan works." Tong Xiangyu said as she took out a pen and paper and handed it over.】
【Bai Zhantang couldn't help but walk out reluctantly, veins popping up on his forehead:"What are you talking about?"】
【Tong Xiangyu didn't care:"Forget it if you don't want to write it, just prepare your own money and go."】
【"Tong Xiangyu!"This is intolerable!】
【Bai Zhantang grabbed Tong Xiangyu's shoulders and couldn't help asking,"Why are you like this?"】
【"That’s considered good!" Without waiting for Tong Xiangyu to speak, Guo Furong (Iino Miko) came over and said,"If you meet a bad guy like that, not to mention wages, you won’t even have food to eat!"】
【The scholars all nodded in agreement.】
【Bai Zhantang figured it out:"You guys teamed up to cheat me, right? Fine, keep the money for your retirement! We will regret it sooner or later!""】
【After saying that, he turned around and left without looking back.】
【The other people's answer was:"Go slowly, we won't see you off.""】
【Bai Zhantang staggered and almost fell】
"The taste is too strong hahahaha, there is absolutely no difference from the original"
"Completely consistent"
"Why on earth can they be so consistent?"
"The light of Chinese comics"
"There will be a wife later!"
"Female teenager"
"About the fact that Manager Tong wanted me to confess my feelings"
"Tong Xiangyu Huiye, Bai Zhantang Baiyin Yuxing, Xiucai Shishang, Guo Furong Nomiko, well, even the last two pairs can match"
……
"Wait for me!"
Seeing the last sentence of the barrage.
Kaguya-sama: Love is War wants me to confess my love to the world. Iino Miko was the first to lose her temper.
She hugged the book tightly to her chest, pointed at Ishigami Yu with her right hand and said blushingly:"Who would be a pair with him?!"
Fujiwara Chika smiled.
Ishigami Yu pressed the pause button, looked up at the sky and thought for a moment, and then said:"Well, I was thinking about this question too, how could I like Noyako, who has nothing?"
Fujiwara Chika's smile couldn't help but be obviously twitched a few more times, and there was already more murderous intent in her slightly opened eyes.
As for Nezuko.
Being said so bluntly, she couldn't help pouting and said something:"Ishigami is the most hateful," and then ran out of the student union."
Ishigami Yu was confused, pointing at his face and asked:"Did I say something that made her hate me again? It was obviously she who said that she didn't want to be a pair with me, right?"
Shirogane Miyuki covered his forehead.
Fujiwara Chika almost rolled up the newspaper.
Although everyone in the student council was angry about Ishigami's straight man's speech, the third-year student on the other side,
Zi'an Yan, lay on the table, thinking about something.
"Hey, in the eyes of the people in the world behind the scenes, Ishigami-san and Noyako are a couple?"
I don't know why.
Or rather.
I clearly don't want to fall in love with someone sincerely anymore.
But when she saw that barrage, she couldn't help but feel a little throbbing.
As if she had lost something important.
She couldn't help but prop up her chin and turned to look at the scenery outside the window:"What exactly do I want to do?"
She was a little confused
……
Audiences from other worlds. (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
"I don't know why, but now when I hear about ruthless, shameless and unreasonable things, I feel like laughing."
"How should I put it? Anyway, after watching the second half, I don’t know whether Bai Zhantang is ruthless or shameless, but at least I know... He is a straight man with no emotional intelligence"
"really!"
"What a great line: [It doesn’t matter whether you wait or not, what’s important is getting paid]. Oh my God, why on earth could he say such a thing in such an atmosphere?"
"I have no idea what the shopkeeper means, right?"
"I finally understood that Shopkeeper Tong's ruthlessness, shamelessness and unreasonable behavior were all caused by Bai Zhantang's straight masculine personality!"
"So... can you please stop saying the words"ruthless, shameless, unreasonable and trouble-making"? They've appeared so many times that I almost don't recognize them anymore."
……
World of Swordsman
"These comments... say I'm wrong?"
Bai Zhantang smiled and waved his hands:"What a joke, I don't want any wages, how can I afford to leave? You actually said that I don't understand the atmosphere? Ha, it's obviously you who don't understand!"
Bai Zhantang couldn't agree with the comments on the comments at all..........
What's more, I forced Tong Xiangyu to be ruthless, shameless and unreasonable.
Ah, bah!
Ruthless, shameless and unreasonable, it's clearly her nature! []
And.
I'm leaving now.
What's wrong with asking for the unpaid wages?
What's wrong with that?
Absolutely���There is no mistake, okay!
It is obviously the ruthless, shameless and unreasonable person who is wrong, right?
What a rubbish barrage.
It is obvious that the person who can say this is very... ruthless, shameless and unreasonable.
But.
At the counter.
Guo Furong and Xiucai shook their heads helplessly after hearing Bai Zhantang's speech.
"Old White must be thinking about something inappropriate again, right?"
"If the shopkeeper heard what he just said, the two of them would definitely fight again."
"However, we can’t blame Lao Bai entirely."The scholar thought for a moment.
Then he said,"What the barrage said is not necessarily correct. At least Xiao Guo and I are……"
Before he could finish, the scholar suddenly felt a chill.
He turned around and saw that Guo Furong's eyes were full of murderous intent.
"Gulp."
After swallowing his saliva, the scholar quickly changed his words and said,"They will definitely be more loving than Ishigami and Noyako!"
After saying that, he kept repenting in his heart,"He who knows the times is a hero, teacher, I'm sorry."
Guo Furong didn't make a move
……
Afterwards
【Prize-winning quiz session!】
【Question: Do you think this work is a second creation? 】
When this question came out, some people couldn't hold back.
"No, the comments have made it very clear, this is a secondary creation video, why would you ask such a question?"
"The barrage said so, so you think so?"
"Sorry, at least I think this is not a secondary creation, but the original version!"
"The lip shape matches, the expression matches, the voice matches, and the personality seems to match, too. What else could this be but the original? (I’m sure)!"
"But, they also said that each character is a counterpart to another character."
"It's nothing but!"
"I don't care, I think this is the original!"
"That's wrong, don't blame others."
I really can't understand it.
The correct answer is obvious.
But some people are deliberately trying to make mistakes?
What's wrong with these people?
Is it that?
Of course they don't know. Some people are unwilling to admit even if they know the correct answer. This video is so interesting. Is there any relationship between original and secondary creation? No! To be honest, if it is the original 3.2 version, it would be even better. So, isn't it just a 10% improvement? It doesn't matter. They don't care! Then
【The correct answer is a second creation. The audience who answered correctly will have their overall ability increased by 10%】
【Don't be discouraged if you answered incorrectly. I know you chose the wrong answer on purpose, just because you like this video so much. So as a reward, those who answered incorrectly will have their all abilities increased by 9.%】
Audience from all over the world:"……"
No.
That's it?
Since you're giving rewards regardless of whether the answer is correct, why not define it as a welfare quiz from the beginning?
That's all.
You are the one who sets the questions.
Just be happy.
Then.
A black shadow flashed. A new video title appeared again.
《【Kafka/Himeko] Fox Spirit》
……
Star Dome Railway World.
Star Core Hunter.
Kafka raised her eyebrows lazily:"Fox spirit... I remember this word, in some civilizations, means mistress."
"Ji Zi from the train team and I are really curious about the content of this video."
Silver Wolf raised his eyes:"Aren't you afraid that you are a vixen?"
Kafka shrugged:"It doesn't matter, anyway, this kind of thing will never happen in reality, even if it happens... I can easily become the main wife."
Silver Wolf:"……"
The corners of her mouth twitched twice.
Kafka is very confident in herself.
But that's true.
If Kafka really wants to be a bad woman, who can beat her?
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