I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

Gao Yang held back all the previous comments.

Only this last comment made Gao Yang completely unable to hold back.

He took a mouthful of snail noodles, and then laughed out loud, “If Tathagata had really made the great sage’s butt face outward five hundred years ago, the great sage would have suffered a lot.”

“It’s probably another industry chain.”

“But there’s nothing wrong with that. As long as the fee is charged, in five hundred years, the money earned can really renovate Lingshan!”

“Besides, the Great Sage has copper skin and iron bones. Even if he works 24 hours a day, it’s just like drizzle for the Great Sage.”

“If the Great Sage could go to sea, he would be a rising star!”

A picture quickly appeared in Gao Yang’s mind, and he couldn’t help but laugh.

Moreover, he felt itchy and wanted to open his mysterious software.

I looked around and saw that although this was an old community, there were not many passers-by, and no one looked at the security room.

But Gao Yang is still very moral.

It’s better not to watch movies when you’re at work.

Just now he wanted to open the mysterious software and enjoy the so-called butt-out plot, cough cough cough!

Just be patient for now, go back to the rental house at night, and take a sneak peek.

And he had it all figured out.

When the time comes, you can still use this projection software and earn another three hundred!

Da Qin.

The First Emperor was a little confused.

“With the monkey’s butt facing outward, that’s another story?”

“what story?”

The First Emperor was stunned for a moment, then seemed to suddenly understand.

He looked at the sky screen and said, “Ahem, cough, cough, immortal… you are really humorous!”

“But if according to what the immortal said, this monkey’s butt is facing outward, then it will really suffer an old sin!”

ah?

this moment.

No matter how dull Sun Wukong is, he still understands something.

“The Tathagata child dares to push my grandson’s monkey butt outwards. If I don’t overturn his spiritual mountain, I might as well die!”

On the side, Tang Monk immediately closed his eyes when he saw this, and said silently, “Amitabha!”

On the other hand, Sha Monk on the side said without mercy, “Elder brother, let’s forget it.”

“Even if the Buddha really puts your buttocks outward and suppresses you for five hundred years!”

“As soon as you are born and go to Lingshan, you will probably be slapped and suppressed for another five hundred years, and then you can decorate Lingshan properly.”

Sun Wukong: “…”

Lingshan.

Tathagata was also stunned.

OK OK.

Play like this, right?

Gao Yang moved his finger.

New video appears.

[Taking stock of the most explosive scandals in history! 】

“The most explosive wild history?”

“This video is interesting.”

When Gao Yang saw the title, his eyes lit up and he said.

Throughout history, official history is nowhere as explosive and exciting as unofficial history.

He just likes to read wild histories, and some wild histories are really wild.

Da Qin.

The First Emperor looked up at the sky.

“The most explosive wild history in history.”

“I want to see how explosive it is!”

Tang Dynasty.

Li Er frowned.

“With so many videos, why is there no relevant record about the traitor?”

But after thinking about it, Li Er spoke again, “Will this unofficial history have any records from the Tang Dynasty? Unofficial history has loved gossip since ancient times, maybe I can also pry into it.”

Li Er looked thoughtful.

at the same time.

Screen playback.

[According to unofficial records, Lu Bu’s murder of his father was not actually ungrateful, but had another reason! 】

The words fell.

Lu Bu, who was retching and waiting for fate to call, suddenly raised his head.

“Tianmu, are you trying to clear his name?”

Lu Bu was very excited when he thought of this.

You know, he has been carrying the title of slave of the third surname for a long time, and after what happened with Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo.

It would be very difficult for him to worship his adoptive father now!

Everyone sees him as if they were seeing Bima Wen!

Now, is he finally going to clear up his title as a slave with three surnames?

at the same time.

Guan Yu couldn’t help but said angrily, “Do these three surnamed slaves still have a chance to wash their hands?”

“I want to see what the reasons for Lu Bu’s patricide are according to unofficial records!”

Guan Yu clenched the Qinglong Yanyue Sword in his hand and snorted coldly.

Xuchang,

Cao Cao, Xu Chu and others also looked at the sky with curious eyes.

They also want to hear how explosive this wild history record is!

Accompanied by the brisk BGM, the sound slowly came out.

[According to unofficial records, Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo were both old men. Although Lu Bu looked tall and mighty, with the strongest combat power in the Three Kingdoms, he was actually a daughter. He was adopted by Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo as their adopted son, and lived there day and night. They were all played by Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo, so they killed their father! 】

Buzz!

Lu Bu stood motionless, as if a thunder struck his mind, and Lu Bu was stunned.

Others are stupid.

He, Lu Bu, is actually a daughter, and the reason for his patricide isBecause Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo played with him day and night, was he killed by him?

wipe!

As soon as Lu Bu touched it, he shouted loudly.

slander!

Absolute slander!

Where does this wild history come from?

“Someone will stab you to death with a halberd, you bastard, you are not true at all!”

Lu Bu was furious.

He was about to eat shit after being cheated, and he felt unhappy for a while.

I thought that this so-called unofficial historian was going to speak for him, but I didn’t expect that there was no truth at all.

He, Lu Bu, was born a daughter and was played by his adopted father?

wipe!

Lu Bu was filled with murderous intent and stabbed at the sky.

at the same time.

Guan Yu was also confused.

ah?

This Lu Bu was born as a girl. The reason why he killed his father was because Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo were playing tricks on him day and night?

Damn it!

Guan Yu was stunned!

“Is this wild history true or false?”

“Lu Bu is really a girl?”

Xuchang.

Cao Cao clapped his hands with regret on his face.

“If I had known this, I should have taken in Lu Bu in the first place, so that Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo could play around with her day and night. This Lu Bu must be a first-class beauty!”

Tang Dynasty.

Li Er was immediately stunned.

“Damn it, are you so wild like this?”

“Lu Bu is a girl?”

At this moment, Li Er hoped that he would never be on the list.

This content is explosive, but it’s not true at all!

Along with the brisk BGM, the sound continues to sound.

[According to unofficial records, because Lü Bu was born as a girl, the Three Heroes’ Battle against Lü Bu actually involved the three brothers Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei fighting Lü Bu in bed, with the princes watching. 】

As soon as this statement came out.

The eighteen princes were dumbfounded.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

ah?

Lu Bu was so angry that he fainted.

“I’ll blanch it!”

“Nima, it’s okay to say that I am a daughter. If you say that Dong Zhuo and Ding Yuan’s adoptive father play with me every night, I, Lu Fengxian, can’t bear it!”

“But when the three heroes fought against Lu Bu, you said that the three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang were fighting on the same bed together with me and the eighteen princes watching. Isn’t this outrageous?”

Lu Bu’s eyes turned red with anger.

This wild history is so explosive!

How can I let him mess around from now on?

Xiaopei!

Guan Yu also widened his eyes.

“Some grass!”

“A certain person was fighting on the bed with the slaves of the three surnames. Which bastard recorded this unofficial history? If you have the guts to stand up, I will cut off your dog’s head with a knife within three breaths!”

Guan Yu was so angry that he was shaking all over.

He has a good imagination, so along with the sound of the sky curtain, a picture automatically appeared in his mind.

When thinking of that scene, even Mr. Guan couldn’t help but utter foul language!