I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

the other side.

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao was dumbfounded.

Although poetry in the Eastern Han Dynasty is not as popular as in the Tang Dynasty, Qianlong’s poem still shocked him.

“Forty thousand poems in my life, I worked on them for a long time, and this is how they came about!”

Cao Cao shook his head.

Xiaopei.

Zhang Fei shouted and attracted everyone’s attention!

“Brother, I am also very interested in poetry, and I can’t help but want to compose a poem now!” Zhang Fei’s face was filled with excitement.

Liu Bei and Guan Yu looked at Zhang Fei and couldn’t help but feel shocked.

“Second brother, can you also compose poetry?”

Liu Bei looked in disbelief.

But Zhang Fei had already closed his eyes tightly and composed an impromptu poem in front of the sky.

He blurted out, “Ode to Shit”

“One lump, two lumps, three or four lumps.”

“Five lumps, six lumps, seven or eight lumps.”

“Nine, ten, eleven, I have to poop a lot every day!”

After saying that, Zhang Fei looked at Guan Yu and Liu Bei expectantly.

“Brother, how does my poetry compare to Qianlong’s?”

The corners of Liu Bei’s mouth twitched.

Guan Yu blushed and stroked his beard and said, “Okay, what a poem!”

Zhang Fei chuckled, “Then I’ll go to the comment section @Qianlong Yishou.”

Along with Zhang Fei’s poem appeared in the Wanchao chat channel.

The Wanchao chat channel area exploded.

Li Bai: “Well, what a poem! In terms of rhyme, Li Taibai is not as good as you!”

Wang Wei: “A stunning talent, no less powerful than Qianlong!”

Li Qingzhao: “I didn’t expect General Zhang Yide to be not only an enemy of ten thousand people, but also such an amazing talent that this little girl admires!”

Qianlong was immediately stunned when he saw this poem.

“ah?”

“One, two, three, or four poops. How many poops do you have to poop every day?”

“This Zhang Yide is deliberately insulting me!”

Qianlong was so angry that his whole body trembled.

He single-handedly angered the entire literary world of the Tang and Song Dynasties, and said that this poem was one of 40,000 poems.

This cannot take away his talent for writing poetry!

Although everyone was angry, they hesitated for a moment.

Indeed, as Qianlong said, poetry depends on inspiration. Sometimes inspiration bursts out, and the poems written naturally are extremely dazzling.

But sometimes there is no inspiration, and the poems written are naturally not good.

After all, Qianlong composed 40,000 poems in his lifetime. One of these heaven-defying poems is enough…

At this moment, the scene changed.

Two more poems by Qianlong appear.

【Yonghua】

[One, two, three or four, five, six, seven or eight. 】

[Nine flowers, ten flowers and eleven flowers flew into the grass and disappeared]

Everyone’s eyes widened.

“ah?”

“Again?”

Is there any difference between this “Ying of Flowers” and the so-called “Flying Snow”?

The corners of Li Bai’s mouth twitched. At this moment, he deeply doubted the quality of Qianlong’s 40,000 poems.

This water is too much!

Qing.

Ji Xiaolan looked at Qianlong, although she was speechless, she expressed too many emotions.

The last sentence of “Flying Snow”, do you think it’s my fault?

But in the song “Ode to Flowers”, what’s the difference between the last line and my line about flying into the reed flowers and disappearing?

Qianlong’s face suddenly became hot.

The next second, the picture appeared.

Qianlong stood beside the tall city wall, still followed by a group of ministers behind him.

He pointed at the tall city wall and said with great enthusiasm.

【Ching City Wall】

[Look at the saw teeth on the city wall from a distance, and see the saw teeth on the city wall up close. 】

[If the city wall is turned upside down, the upper side will not be sawn but the lower side will be sawed. 】

The words fell.

All the ministers clapped their hands and applauded, “Okay, what a poem!”

“This poem only exists in heaven, so how many times can it be heard in the human world!”

“Long Live Lord, this poem is astonishing to heaven and man!”

Tang Dynasty.

The corner of Li Bai’s mouth twitched, “The teeth of the city wall are sawed, sawed?”

Wonderful words!

Li Bai couldn’t help but raise his head and look at the distant peaks and the mighty waterfall falling down in the distance.

He opened his eyes wide and discovered something extremely terrifying.

After listening to Qianlong’s poems, he… he seemed not to be able to compose poems!

“broken!”

“How can we leave a legacy for future generations?”

“…”

Gao Yang couldn’t hold himself any longer.

He clicked on the comment section.

Suddenly, a flood of comments in the comment area came into view.

“Hahaha, Qianlong, the poet of the Qing Dynasty, is really tough.”

“Every word of praise from these ministers is the desire for a first-grade official.”

“Qianlong could write more than 40,000 poems in his lifetime, an average of two poems a day. No minister is innocent of flattery.”

Everyone nodded in unison.

This sentence touched their hearts.

Is that a poetry review?

Every sentence is filled with the desire for an official career!

Comments then surfaced.

“I would like to call Qianlong the strongest realistic poet. You have to say that whether it is this piece after piece, or this flower after flower, the picture is very strong.”

“In this case, I have also made a fool of myself. I will give you a big stone song. I have recentlyLook at the size of the stone. If you look at the stone from a distance, the stone is really big. It is really a big stone! (Manual dog head)”

“Okay, what a poem!”

“My old man Zhang Zongchang is not convinced. Here comes the big toad Daming Lake. Minghu Lake is big. There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake. There are toads on the lotus flowers. They poke and jump around!”

“Okay, what a poem!”

“Sketching, I can’t sleep at night!”

“I also want to sing an original song, “Ode to Giao”, giao giao giao, the singing is so beautiful. If you want to ask what key it is, just give it to me.”

giao?

Li Bai was stunned.

He couldn’t help but repeat.

“I didn’t expect this weird tone to be so catchy.”

“There is also a special charm in it that is evocative.”

He was really convinced.

The comment section is filled with talented people. The big stone and chant giao are both catchy and catchy to read.

Qing.

Qianlong’s face turned completely dark.

What a loss!

This big rock is too damaged.

If this happened during this period, he would definitely skin it and remove its bones to vent his hatred!

Canopy.

The barrage is still pouring out crazily.

[I am a student. Please, please give me these poems by Qianlong. I like them so much. 】

[Don’t say you are a student, you are a beast. If I remember correctly, only one of Qianlong’s more than 40,000 poems has been included in the textbooks! 】

As soon as these words came out.

Qianlong was like a drowning man who grasped the last straw.

“Since it has been included in the textbooks of future generations, this poem must be extraordinary! Which one is mine?”

Qianlong looked eager.

He desperately wants proof!

[“Flying Snow” is in the textbooks. This song really crushed the likes of Li Bai and Du Fu, and is deeply loved by primary school students! 】

[Isn’t that right? If I were a primary school student, I would also like Qianlong. His poems are easy to memorize and you can read them once. 】

[To be honest, the poems of Li Bai and Du Fu really can’t be found in this children’s textbook. (Manual funny)]

[This is the same for Qianlong. There are more than 40,000 poems, but they are all watery. Only the “Shu Bei Fu” in memory of Fucha is okay]

[There is nothing wrong with the nickname Qianlong, the Poet Saint of the Qing Dynasty, but I think it is also okay to call him the No. 1 Lover of the Qing Dynasty. Eighty percent of Qianlong’s 40,000 poems were about women, and 50% were about people. The deceased wife is the most affectionate person in the Qing Dynasty]

[Is Qianlong considered the first love interest in the Qing Dynasty? Do you look down on me, Dorgon, the best licker in the Qing Dynasty? 】

[Hahaha, you have moved out of Dorgon, the big licker, so I bow down to you, Dorgon really can’t be offended]

[The boiling sheep among the boiling sheep, the king among the kings, Dorgun, so terrifying! 】

The progress bar comes to the end.

Gao Yang decisively clicked on the next episode.

In the sky, the sound came along with the funny BGM.

A new video title appears.

[He is unparalleled in power, but he is known as the number one dog licker in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad. He created the most splendid and prosperous age of the Ming Dynasty, bringing five dragons to the same dynasty, but he is known as the number one barbecue king in the Ming Dynasty! 】

[Take stock of the familiar nicknames of ancient historical figures – fifth, fourth, Dorgon, the number one dog licker in the Qing Dynasty, Zhu Zhanji, the number one barbecue king in the Ming Dynasty! 】