I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

“Chao!”

“I faked my death and Zhuge Liang blocked the hole in my coffin. I sucked Zhuge Liang’s fingers and was poisoned to death?”

“Which idiot wrote this unofficial history? I want to kill him, kill him!”

Dongwu.

In the luxurious hall, Zhou Yu broke down.

He looked at the sky, and his previous elegance and aloof temperament were gone.

He pointed at the sky and exhaled a fragrance.

Sun Quan: “…”

He looked at Zhou Yu who broke down, and couldn’t help but think of Zhou Yu who was elegant and said that unofficial history was fake history and didn’t need to be taken seriously a few seconds ago.

Then look at Zhou Yu’s broken down defense and cursing.

The corner of his mouth twitched.

Zhou Yu really couldn’t help it. If it was just an ordinary unofficial history distortion, he would have let it go.

After all, Lu Bu’s female body was already quite explosive.

But he never expected that he, Zhou Yu, was even more miserable.

When he thought of himself lying in the coffin, Zhuge Liang poked his finger into the hole of the coffin, and he frantically sucked Zhuge Liang’s finger for a few breaths of air.

He wanted to die.

Is the person who wrote this unofficial history a pig?

Since he was in Wu, couldn’t he kick the coffin with his feet? Couldn’t he shout loudly?

Did he have to suck Zhuge Liang’s finger?

But he had to say it.

If there was no frantic sucking of Zhuge Liang’s finger, this unofficial history would really not have that flavor!

Wolonggang.

Zhuge Liang was dressed in white and holding a feather fan.

When he heard the unofficial history of him and Zhou Yu.

Pah!

The feather fan in Zhuge Liang’s hand fell to the ground, making a crisp sound.

He also widened his eyes.

Zhou Yu… the Grand Commander of Wu pretended to die to deceive him, but ended up sucking his finger and was poisoned to death.

Zhuge Liang stood in front of the thatched house, messy in the wind.

Even Zhuge Liang, who always kept his emotions to himself, had to say that this unofficial history was too wild.

At the same time.

Others burst out laughing.

Xuchang.

“Zhou Lang sucked Zhuge Liang’s fingers like crazy, hahaha!”

“This scene is so beautiful, I can’t even imagine it!”

Cao Cao laughed.

His subordinates Xun Yu, Jia Xu and others also smiled.

Zhou Yu’s great name resounded throughout the Eastern Han Dynasty. Although Zhuge Liang’s reputation is not yet well-known, it is not simple to think about it.

These two top counselors ended up sucking their fingers like crazy.

They couldn’t help but smile.

Seeing this scene, Lu Bu felt a little comforted.

Although this unofficial history is not as explosive as his being a woman, it is also very extraordinary.

As long as he is not the only victim, Lu Bu will feel much better.

Xiaopei.

Guan Yu looked disappointed.

He actually wanted to hear that according to the unofficial history, Zhou Yu sucked Zhuge Liang like crazy.

This unofficial history is not explosive enough!

At the same time.

Li Er, Zhao Kuangyin, and Zhu Di couldn’t help laughing.

Zhou Yu burned Chibi and buried Cao Cao’s dream of unification. He was one of the top strategists in the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Zhou Lang’s style amazed the world.

Zhuge Liang naturally needs no introduction. He is the first example of a loyal minister in the history!

He has always been an idol in the hearts of countless literati in all dynasties!

As a result, Zhou Yu frantically sucked Zhuge Liang’s fingers…

At this time, the previous voice continued to appear with the brisk BGM.

[Regarding the love and hatred between Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu, different unofficial histories have different records. There are also unofficial records that Zhou Yu actually died on purpose. 】

Dongwu.

Zhou Yu was stunned.

Oh my god!

Still coming?

Did he die on purpose?

For some reason, Zhou Yu felt a very bad feeling in his heart.

He stared at the sky with his eyes fixed.

The next second, the voice echoed out.

[According to this unofficial history, Zhou Yu had always been secretly in love with Zhuge Liang, but due to the differences in their camps and secular concepts, he could only keep this love in his heart. ]

[Until one day, Zhou Yu picked up a secret book and accidentally learned the ninjutsu of Impure World Reincarnation, which enabled him to reincarnate. ]

[So Zhou Yu died generously for Zhuge Liang, and he was reincarnated as Zhuge Liang’s wife Huang Yueying, and from then on he and Zhuge Liang lived a shameless life]

As soon as these words came out.

Countless barrages swarmed in.

“I thought Zhou Yu was invincible after smacking Zhuge Liang’s fingers, but I didn’t expect there was another master?”

“What a fucking Impure World Reincarnation Technique, does Orochimaru know about it?”

“Your Impure World Reincarnation is different, hahaha!”

“At night, when Zhuge Liang and Huang Yueying were doing that, Huang Yueying smiled coquettishly, Kong Ming, I am Gongjin!”

“Upstairs, are you a devil?”

“Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu’s coffin lids can’t be suppressed, this unofficial history is simply unofficial.”

Dongwu.

Buzz!

Zhou Yu looked at the sky with his eyes wide open, his mouth opened so wide that he could almost swallow an egg!

He had a crush on Zhuge Liang, and what did he learn by accidentThe art of reincarnation from dirty soil?

Then she was reborn as Zhuge Liang’s wife, and lived a life without shame with Zhuge Liang?

“I’ll blanch it!”

Zhou Yu was just about to curse, but he felt a surge of blood in his chest.

puff!

Zhou Yu couldn’t hold it back and spurted out a mouthful of blood in anger, and fell heavily backwards.

That’s too much!

It’s so deceiving!

Sun Quan was still immersed in the explosion and couldn’t extricate himself, and then he saw Zhou Yu who was knocked down by anger.

He was suddenly shocked.

“Grand Governor!”

“Grand Governor!”

“Pass on the Imperial Physician!!!”

In an instant, Soochow was in chaos.

Wollongong.

Zhuge Liang couldn’t hold himself any longer.

He didn’t expect that there was an even more outrageous version!

Zhou Yu has a crush on him?

And turned into his wife Huang Yueying?

He couldn’t help but open Wan Chao’s chat channel.

Zhuge Liang: “@zhouyu, how do you want me to face Yueying in the future!”

“You bastard!!!”

As soon as this @ with endless grief, anger and disgust came out, Zhou Yu received it immediately.

He almost couldn’t breathe.

Zhou Yu grabbed Sun Quan’s collar tightly and said in a hysterical tone.

“My lord, I ask you two things. The first thing is that I ask my lord to kill those bastards who like to write wild histories when they are well fed and drunk.”

“Second, I beg my lord to kill Zhuge Liang. It’s disgusting. It’s so disgusting!”

Zhou Yu’s handsome face was already distorted.

According to this unofficial history record, Zhou Yu is still the one on the receiving end!

Not only the two parties involved were confused.

All other major dynasties were also confused.

There are really too many elements recorded in this unofficial history, and the amount of information is too large.

Zhou Yu has a crush on Zhuge Liang.

Zhou Yu learned the art of reincarnation from dirty soil and could be reincarnated.

Zhou Yu became Zhuge Liang’s wife and lived a life without shame or boredom.

Each of these is quite explosive in the field of unofficial history.

What’s more, these three items are put together.

Even the first victim, Lu Bu, couldn’t help but gasp when he saw this.

So scary.

It can only be said that it is so terrifying!

If given the chance, he really wanted to hold Zhou Lang and cry.

awful!

It’s too awful.

Tang Dynasty.

Li Er couldn’t hold himself any longer.

He smiled.

“Hahaha!”

“As soon as this wild history record comes out, Zhou Lang’s lungs will explode with anger.”

“Huang Yueying was shot while lying down. How could Zhuge Liang face Huang Yueying? I’m afraid Zhuge Liang would be able to think of this wild history when he wanted something at night.”

Li Er smiled happily and freely.

Even the pent-up energy from the Xuanwu Sect incident that broke out earlier was swept away.

These unofficial stories are so funny.

But at this time, the voice sounded again.

[According to unofficial records, Tang Dynasty Khan Li Er had an unknown hobby. 】

[He likes to eat Li Yuan’s milk! 】