I watched Er Chuang’s short video, Chuang Beng’s special photo shoot

[According to the traditional Ultraman opening, the most popular part should be the human sacrifice! ]

[For example, being shocked to death while driving a mecha, being crushed to death by the public, and being hit to death by Ultraman! ]

[Theoretically, there are a hundred ways for a human to die! ]

When people saw this, they couldn't help but complain.

No!

The light curtain! .

How much do you want to see these human beings being tortured?

Do you want to see if what you say is human?

All kinds of human death methods are gathered together!

So the Red Kai in the Orb copy is Ultraman and it makes you unhappy?

[Compared with this group of old unlucky guys, Red Kai is like the male protagonist of a Long Aotian online novel! ]

All human beings agree with this!

You have to experience the feeling of being smashed.

But he is an Ultraman, so he doesn't need it at all.

I can only say that I envy him.

Especially the first generation Hayata Shin.

I envy him so much.

If it weren't for the light curtain that made me know my past identity.

I am still confused now.

I have completely lost my memory of becoming Ultraman.

I don't even know that I was so awesome back then.

But...

As the unlucky guy who was killed by Ultraman...

It's really uncomfortable.

[He doesn't need to eat a box lunch first, nor does he need the courier to give him his life. ]

[I got it by myself, the card was earned by my ability, and my wife was pursued by my charm! ]

[Add to that the windbreaker that looks like a certain intercontinental strategic weapon, and when he stands there, he is three points stronger than others in terms of momentum! 】

Jagula was full of disdain for this.

Haha!

Did you get it just by your own ability?

What a joke!

That's not good at all!

Your light is obviously a damn street lamp, and I gave you "977" through the back door.

It was obviously me who reached the top of the warrior first!

[Sometimes I think Hong Kai shouldn't use the harmonica when he appears, he should play...]

Accompanied by the sound of the light curtain falling.

The bgm of the superstar in troubled times sounded.

I have to say, there is no sense of disobedience at all!

[As a new generation card, Hong Kai's humanoid combat power completely crushes all human bodies! ]

[Block bullets with bare hands, rub lasers with fists, chop chains with hands, and smash buildings with his flesh! ]

[Flying in the wind while holding the heroine, running out of an invisible afterimage in extreme anger! 】

[If he hadn't killed Jetton with bare hands, wouldn't he have been beaten to death by Hong Kai? 】

Everyone was quite surprised by this.

After all, they had seen quite a few battles in human form.

Hong KaiKai is indeed the most awesome!

Like Daiko, he can only be chased and beaten by the human-sized cosmic beings on the opposite side!

He has no power to fight back at all!

And Daiko is so envious of Hong Kai!

If only he could have such terrifying fighting power.

Like Crow Man or something.

There is no need to transform into Tiga at all!

[The most exaggerated thing is that he caught the fireball of Zetton's Death Scythe with his face without bleeding! ]

[The level of his physicality even surpassed the glass of Team Kurt! ]

Everyone was stunned by this!

Although Zetton's Death Scythe is a relatively weak one among Zetton.

But it is still Zetton to some extent!

The destructive power of the fireball is still there.

And now you tell me that Hong Kai caught Zetton's one trillion degree fireball directly with his face?

That's one trillion degrees!

The temperature that humans have not been able to reach until now!

It can't even hurt Hong Kai?

Ah? ? ?

Indeed!

This hardness is even more outrageous than the glass of the Kurt team!

[After being hit by Galatron's knife and returning to the human form, he turned over and turned into a brother, and killed him in the face! 】

Everyone was dumbfounded by this.

Other human bodies, even if they were protected by Ultraman.

After being beaten back to the human form, they would be more or less seriously injured.

But it came to you.

You are fine?

Ah? ? ? ?

Hong Kai, don't be too outrageous!

Jun is so envious of this.

Why didn't Ultraman Orb possess him at that time?

If it was Ultraman Orb, he wouldn't have to die!

[This recovery ability will make Wolverine cry and Little Sly will be silent! ]

[A grown man with nine lives will burn his head to death! ]

[O-50 is indeed a land of war gods! ]

Zoffy only wants to say this.

Guangmu, you can praise Hong Kai if you want to, but why do you want to bring me along?

Hmm? ? ? ?

Did I provoke you?

No matter what Ultraman you talk about, you can bring me along.

Didn’t I just have my head burned by Patton?

It’s like destroying the world.

You keep hitting me like this!

Too much!

It’s really too much!

Other Ultramen couldn’t help laughing when they heard this.

Guangmu still likes Ultraman Zoffy.

Whenever we talk about Ultraman, we will never forget Zoffy!

As long as it is relevant, even irrelevant.

Captain Flame can bring along Zoffy Ultraman!

[Counting down, Hong Kai's five skills of physical skills, speed, defense, recovery, and light are all full! ]

[Oh my god! What kind of Ultraman is this? ]

[I have to wonder,Orb might really just be a leather suit, with Hong Kai inside! 】

It's not just the light curtain that thinks this.

Others also suspect that there is an enlarged version of Hong Kai under the leather suit!

Only in this way can we explain Hong Kai's current combat power!

This ability is only possessed by Ultraman!

[If Hong Kai is gone, it will be like Zeta without Ultraman, a fool! 】

Zeta was helpless about this.

I can do it myself!

At least when I was fighting against the whole Zetton family.

I was beaten, but I also helped to hold back several Zettons.

If I wasn't there.

Maybe the pressure faced by the seniors would be even greater!

That's right!

That's it!

I don't just rely on Haruki!

Speaking of which, the other Ultramen are Ultramen with enhanced human bodies.

Why is it that when it comes to me, it is the human body that makes up for me?

I don’t understand…

[No matter how strong you are, if there is no corresponding card, Hong Kai can only wear a tights and be locked in a small dark room and shout shameful transformation lines! ]

People in the Kamen Rider world said.

Ultramen, you should be content.

If your transformation lines are not displayed on the light screen now.

Who knows what you say when you transform.

Look at the two people in the Kamen Rider Levis world…

It is directly played on the public screen!

That is the real black history!

You should be glad that you are not like that!

[Oub’s fusion transformation form is a typical example of the Yangtze River’s back waves pushing the front waves. 】

[The main skill of the heavy light form is light skills. The super-large jade eight-point light wheel and light shadow clone are quite ornamental. 】

[The senior poisonous milk powder expert in the wind form, roundhouse kick, phantom sword dance, Huanglong Yanyue. 】

[Every time I finish fighting, I feel like I am SSS. 】

[The ultimate reckless man in the brother form! 】

[Mad dog straight punch to the face is specially used to treat all kinds of disobedience! 】

[You don’t need to beat people to accumulate anger, you can directly make yourself irritated to the point of brain congestion and can’t distinguish between friend and foe! 】

[Is this really what Superman Red can do? 】

[The original form, which is also the strongest form, Oub Origin! 】

[A high-level elementalist holding the health care that has been complained about for 10,000 years. 】

[It can make wind, rain, Gaia, and prevent fire and burn mountains. Gandalf said it was good after using it! 】

To be honest, Ultraman during the Heisei and Showa eras is a little envious of Orb.

Look at these various forms.

Let’s not talk about the abilities.

Their expertise in various aspects alone is enough to make people want to stop!

If I had so many specialized forms back then.

I wouldn’t have been beaten to death by the aliens!

Every time, they use their own weaknesses to deal with them.monsters to deal with themselves.

The point is!

The abilities you used are all ours!

Give us back our power first and then talk about other things!

Look at what you have done to us now, our combat power has dropped a lot!

[And it is said that red will always suffer a setback since ancient times! ]

[The dark form is under the protection of Lord Shafulin, and it is unyielding! ]

[Then you can only use the explosive form to smile and face the danger. ]

[As a melee fire mage, why don’t you learn anything else? Why do you have to learn from Ace. ]

[What fire fist! ]

[So that later the adults threw the invitation to join the team in his face, but Hong Kai refused to give face! ]

[There is no way! ]

[Standing on the wrong team caused the director behind to be petty. ]

Everyone laughed at this.

According to Ace’s performance in the Showa period.

It's probably just one sentence, kill the traitor Hong Kai!

When the time comes, Hong Kai, you will have to face the pursuit of the Kingdom of Light!

In response, Hong Kai said...

I am just a ronin!

I don't want to join the Kingdom of Light at all!

After all, the security of the Kingdom of Light...

If I transform into a human form, I might be trampled to death by a monster that falls from the sky!

[And there is the classic self-harming big move Ultra Bomb, which is used without any face in the Explosion Form. ]

[Either it was dodged by moving, or it was blocked! ]

[It was hard to hit once, but it didn't even have the symbol of hollow! ]

[The blue light on the chest shines brightly. ]

Taro was full of confusion.

No!

Hongkai, how did you manage to use the Ultra Bomb without getting a red light?

You know, after using the Ultra Bomb, kidney deficiency is a minor problem.

What you lose is your life span!

Is your Ultra Heart better than mine?

But didn’t you borrow my power and Xiaomeng’s power?

Why can you be stronger than the two of us?

[The prince and Xiaomeng will be dumbfounded if they see the Ultra Bomb! ]

[I just want to ask them what you are bombing with this move? ]

[Is it dandruff? ]

Xiaomeng and Taro are full of confusion about this... .........

Oub, why don’t you come and be our teacher?

[So in the Oub dungeon, everyone, whether the protagonist, supporting role, or villain, can be the funny one! 】

【Speaking of this, we have to mention the first funny point in history, SSP. 】

The three members of SSP were full of indignation!

They are obviously very strong!

Many things were investigated by them.

I have never been a funny person!

It is completely your intentional slander!

【Hayami Zenta, the only official photographer of SSP,And this guy has not been able to shoot a good video from beginning to end! 】

In response to this, the other two SSPs turned their attention to Shan Tai.

They had said before that the videos he shot were not acceptable!

As a result, Shan Tai's perception of himself has always been wrong.

I always thought that my videos were pretty good!

Now even the light screen said so.

You have no excuses!

[Either his hand slipped and dropped it, or Parkinson's disease shook, the button was pressed the wrong way, and the battery ran out halfway through the filming. 】

[With these two tricks, my grandfather's magic machine that he uses to crack walnuts is better than his! 】

[To some extent, it can even be similar to Wang Xiaoming next door! 】

[I suggest giving them a combination. The low EQ version is called "I don't know what I'm shooting." 】

[The high EQ version is called "Let you see the disparity of the world!" 】

Seeing Guangmu's comments, Zenta was stunned!

Completely stunned!

Guangmu, you damned fellow!

Is there anyone who discredits me like you?

Most of the things I shot were pretty good.

It was obviously because of the monster effect that I couldn't shoot well!

It's not my fault at all!

That's right!

As for Xiao Ming, he was also unhappy.

I am more or less a reliable Kamen Rider.

As a result, Guangmu even compares himself with Zenta now.

This is a complete insult to myself!

As a Kamen Rider passing by, I can't be insulted by you!

[Later, he was making a promotional page. You wouldn't know until you see it that your web UI design is so good! ]

[So Zenta's introduction when he joined the company is 100% wrong! ]

[Absolutely lied! 】

[Establish a thorough investigation! ]

Naomi silently glanced at Zenta.

Begin to look for Zenta's self-introduction at the beginning.

Zenta panicked!

Light curtain, you are doing it on purpose.

Isn't it just that the UI is better?

Look at you, the SSP that made us love each other has started to quarrel.

You are so vicious!

[Matsudo Mori, the little genius of invention, the thin version of Horii who lost weight successfully. ]

Seeing this 2.3, everyone became serious.

After all, there is no scientist in the Ultraman world who is easy to deal with.

Especially those who can be ranked with Horii.

Hori has come up with too many black technologies.

It makes the victory team quite powerful.

Now let's take a look at this guy's invention!

[It turns out that all his inventions were just for fun. ]

[The best achievement was that he released a big flower to scare the monster, and tricked Ultra's uncle into eating a mouthful of dust! ]

[I feel like I've seen this somewhere before...]

Naomi and Zenta looked at Matsudo Mori.

So why are the scientists in other Ultraman worlds so awesome?

But you are just a piece of crap here?

Matsudo Mori, do you want to explain it to me?

What are the uses of your inventions?

You can even be ranked with Horii, the scientist of the Victory Team.

This is outrageous!

So the two of you are just like each other, right?

It must be like this!

[If you look at him more, you will find that he is proficient in everything, including auto repair, programming, materials, lathes, physics, mathematics, history, writing, electronics, and the Internet! ]

[Hiss! ——This guy is a genius! ]

Matsudo Mori suddenly felt that he was good again!

I am the genius of the light curtain!

So you two should be careful when talking to me in the future!

But for Zenta and Naomi...

As a genius.

How come your inventions are just for fun?

Do you want to explain it?

Are you just playing badly on purpose?

That must be the case!

You are so good, Matsudo Mori, you actually want to see us in trouble!

Your pocket money will be halved in the future!

Just wait for me! .