I Was Really Forced To Have So Many Ex-Girlfriends

“Damn it! Damn it! Is there really a corpse escaping?!”

“No, what’s all the fuss about? Living people are afraid of fire. Aren’t dead people afraid of being burned?”

“Then Yuan Shen doesn’t hurry up and give chase. If one of them escapes, you’ll be deducted money!”

“It’s dirty, don’t fix it. I was so scared that I hid in bed on a hot day!”

“Sisters, you just hid in there. I hid in bed a long time ago, and now the quilt is all wet.”

…….

“It’s missing, not running away…”

The undertaker’s sister rolled her eyes at Li Yuan.

“Oh, oh, then I heard wrong.”

Li Yuan’s face turned red.

“Hahaha, Yuan Shen looks calm on the surface, but in fact he is panicking inside. He must be so nervous that he even heard the wrong words.”

“It’s not like you. You always say that the corpse has escaped and you will catch it. If my first reaction is probably that the corpse escaped on its own…”

“Let’s go out and have a look.”

Zhang Youcai patted Li Yuan on the shoulder.

Li Yuan took a chicken drumstick and ate it as he walked out.

Only good food can eliminate inner fear.

A dozen people gathered outside the cafeteria.

There was a heated discussion going on.

While Li Yuan was eating, he listened to the family members of the deceased pointing at the nose of the crematorium leader.

The scolding was very unpleasant.

Listened for about a minute.

Only then can I understand.

It turned out that a funeral car and a tractor met in a narrow road and overturned…

The body probably slid right out of the car.

Fell into the fish pond on the roadside…

“There’s really no shortage of weird things in the crematorium.”

Li Yuan bit the chicken leg and muttered something vaguely.

Look at the leader of the crematorium who always lowers his head and apologizes, pretending to be a grandson.

It’s not easy to be a leader in the service industry these days.

Fortunately, I just want to show off…

“Old Zhang.”

A man who looked like a leader waved to Zhang Youcai.

“The tractor master was injured and went to the hospital. Can you drive a tractor?”

Zhang Youcai shook his head.

“I’ve never driven one, but a tractor should be similar to a manual transmission car, right?”

Leader: “It should be about the same. They are both accelerator, brake and clutch. Find someone who knows how to drive a manual transmission.”

“Brother Li, can you drive? A manual transmission?”

Zhang Youcai waved to Li Yuan.

Upon hearing this, Li Yuan nodded: “Yes.”

Just kidding, I am proficient in driving, but only have a manual transmission.

“Okay, you guys come with me.”

The leader nodded kindly towards Li Yuan.

Then he immediately comforted the family members.

“Don’t worry, we have contacted the corpse recovery team and there are people driving tractors.”

“What? Driving a tractor?”

There was a big question mark on Li Yuan’s small face.

“It’s okay, tractors and cars have the same manual transmission. You’ll get used to it a few times.”

Zhang Youcai patted Li Yuan on the shoulder.

The three were immediately taken into a minibus to the scene of the accident.

“Speaking of which, are tractors and manual transmission cars really the same? I feel like Yuanshen will overturn the car.”

“Hahaha, if Yuanshen overturns, he really overturns.”

“Don’t worry, in principle, the manual transmission of tractors and cars is exactly the same, except that tractors generally have four gears.”

“But there are really not many people who can drive manual transmissions now.”

“Oh, that’s good. I feel like this crematorium is not very friendly to Yuan Shen.”

The minibus was carrying a carload of people.

We walked along the crooked dirt road for about ten minutes.

Then I saw a funeral car lying on the shoulder of the road in front of me.

There is a tractor facing the front of the car.

But.

That tractor doesn’t seem to have a shed.

Open tractor? !

No, when I looked closer, not only was there no carport, there was no steering wheel at all!

“That handrail that’s a few meters long should be a reverse plate, right?”

“What a shame, damn, this is actually a walking tractor!”

“Oh my god, a walking tractor! Why is there such an antique in the crematorium?!”

“To be honest and not afraid of your jokes, this is the first time I have seen a walking tractor in real life.”

“There are some in my rural area, but they are rarely seen anymore.”

“How to drive this thing? Who said a tractor is the same as a manual transmission car? This thing doesn’t even have a steering wheel…”

“Damn it, who knew the tractor he was talking about was a hand-held tractor?”

“Hahahaha, I just can’t help it anymore. The walking tractor is so joyful.”

“Hahaha, Yuan Shen really overturned, and the crematorium was indeed the place where Yuan Shen was dragged off the altar.”

After Li Yuan got off the car, he looked at a walking tractor whose wheels were stuck under the road shoulder.

The entire tractor head andThe handrail was lying across the road.

It was almost 180 degrees from the cab.

The corner of his eye twitched unconsciously.

“It’s not Brother Zhang, it’s fine if it’s a tractor, but it’s a hand-held one?!”

“I, I don’t know either.”

Zhang Youcai was also dumbfounded and looked at the leader beside him.

The leader’s face was also embarrassed at this time.

“Leader, drive the tractor away quickly, there are cars waiting to pass behind.”

A family member of the deceased came over to urge.

“Why don’t you try it? You are the only one here who can drive a manual transmission.”

The leader looked at Li Yuan with embarrassment on his face.

“Hahaha, Yuan Shen is being blamed.”

“No, I can drive a manual one, but it’s not a hand-held one…”

Li Yuan patted the handrail of the tractor.

For a moment, his voice stopped.

The moment I touched the tractor just now.

A familiar feeling arose from my heart!

Driving proficiency…..

Oh my god, why didn’t I think of it.

A tractor is also a car, even though it is a hand-held one!

Li Yuan suddenly realized.

Damn, so isn’t everything with wheels a car? !

“Actually… it’s okay for me to drive.”

Li Yuan’s tone suddenly became ambiguous.

He stared at the crematorium leader.

“But the salary is excluded, and you have to pay extra.”

The crematorium leader and Zhang Youcai were both stunned.

Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room were also stunned.

“Master Yuan is obsessed with money. He dares to drive a walking tractor?!”

“It must be fake. Master Yuan is probably the same age as me and this is the first time he has seen a walking tractor. How can he drive one?”

“But as long as Master Yuan says he can do it, has he ever let us down?”

“But, isn’t this too unscientific? Everything else is easy to learn, but who can teach you how to drive a walking tractor?!”

“Very good. Under my influence, you have begun to believe in science.”

“I’m not sure. Let’s wait and see.”

“If you can drive this thing away, I’ll give you an extra 500.”

The crematorium leader waved his hand.

Li Yuan immediately received the order: “Okay!”

After that, Li Yuan started to search in the cab.

After a while.

Li Yuan took out a bent iron rod from the toolbox.

“Fuck, I thought Yuan Shen was looking for something. He forgot that you need a key to drive!”

“Look at this key. Isn’t it more domineering than a Lamborghini Ferrari key?”

Li Yuan came to the front of the car with the hand tractor key.

His calm look.

It gave people the illusion that he should have been a tractor driver.