I Was Caught Working Part-Time During The Winter Vacation. How Dare You Steal The Tianshi Sword?
Chapter 20 Sister, You Are Pregnant
"Haha, you kid...what the hell are you talking about?"
Halfway through Zhang Fan's words, the man suddenly burst into laughter. But after Zhang Fan finished speaking, the man became furious and his whole face instantly darkened.
"Brother, I'm not kidding you."
Zhang Fan looked calm and said slowly:
"If you don't do justice to your wealth, you will suffer the consequences. I don't even need to ask. I can tell from your face that you are born in a big stream. It is best to stay away from the earth in the near future."
"Look at the center of your eyebrows. The hall is sunken and the eyebrow lines are messy. You must be in jail."
"But I see the way your grooves are going, I'm afraid you won't even be able to endure the punishment of jail."
"I also told you because you and I are destined, brother, please take care of yourself."
"Bah! Damn liar!"
After Zhang Fan finished speaking, the man suddenly became furious.
"Fuck you! If I hadn't been in a good mood today, I would have destroyed your Gua stall!"
Cursing loudly, the man left angrily.
I was originally in a good mood today, but this kid messed it up.
This is not fortune telling, it is pure nonsense.
At the beginning, he said that he would have great wealth, but the next sentence said that he had no chance to spend it.
I haven’t even started counting yet, and I’m going to be jailed.
In the end, even the hell in prison was no longer a blessing!
Tell me, what kind of blessing is this prison sentence?
unlucky!
【Whole grass? Is this guy so brave? 】
[If I remember correctly, is the last person who didn’t pay the hexagram gold already dead? 】
[Did you hear what classmate Zhang said? They were destined to be together, and they might have to sew up corpses again that night. 】
[People, you should listen to more advice. 】
[This guy said he was a collector of cultural relics, but classmate Zhang told him to stay away. Please take a closer look. 】
【……】
Seeing the man walking away, the live broadcast room instantly exploded.
Just like the first time, Zhang Fan came up and gave the opponent his life.
Although everyone would be angry after hearing such words, Zhang Fan's fortune-telling ability has been proven.
What's more, this man had heard of Zhang Fan's name on the Internet.
The most important thing is that Zhang Fan also said that you and I are destined.
This is hard not to remind people of the motorcycle boy who came to Zhang Fan for fortune telling last time, and at the same time speculated on what would happen to the man next.
And in the live broadcast footage.
Zhang Fan just glanced at the man's back and didn't say anything more, but continued shouting without any discouragement.
"Fortune telling, fortune telling... fortune telling... fortune telling..."
"..."
at the same time.
Nancheng Security Bureau.
In the director's office.
Xiao Shan and an old subordinate Liu Jun were also watching the live broadcast.
"Old Liu, do you think this young man Zhang Fan will do anything illegal?"
"I don't know." Old Liu looked thoughtful: "Is everything you told me true?"
"This kid can not only tell fortunes, but he can also sew corpses, rob graves, stargaze, cast poison, and tie paper."
"According to your speculation, he can also drive corpses, make elixirs, and read Feng Shui?"
"While bearing the fate of the person who borrowed the sword, can this kid still be as powerful as the Tianlong?"
"That's right." Xiao Shan nodded, with a serious expression on his face: "Although I don't really believe it, the information given over there is indeed like this."
"Moreover, I called Professor Xu just now to confirm that the two of them have known each other for a long time. Zhang Fan helped the archaeological team solve many problems using the methods of tomb robbers."
"As for the prerequisites for taking action, Zhang Fan also clearly stated the price, which is 2,000 for fortune telling, 30,000 for sewing corpses, 100,000 for gold nuggets, and extra for burial in the tomb."
"hiss……"
After listening to Xiao Shan's words, Liu Jun couldn't help but take a breath.
"He actually knows so many things. He is just a junior. Where did he learn this?"
Xiao Shan explained: "I have investigated and found that it was passed down from ancestors. There are more than thirty people in their family, and everyone learns different skills. Because Zhang Fan is an only child, their family has trained him into an all-round talent. "
"Good guy...it's too exaggerated..."
The two looked at each other, and Xiao Shan was the first to speak: "You and I want to go together, right? This kid's ancestors are too evil, so you must be more careful!"
"Forehead……"
Liu Jun was stunned for a moment and said hesitantly: "Boss, actually I don't think so."
"I just thought... this kid knows so many things. He is a truly special talent. Wouldn't it be great if his abilities were used to arrest people and solve crimes?"
Hearing this, Xiao Shan's eyes suddenly lit up.
"What a great idea. Why didn't I think of it? You're smart, Old Liu!"
"No, no, boss, I only thought of it after your prompting."
"However, our bureau has always adhered to scientific law enforcement. If we ask Zhang Fan for help... isn't it a little bit?"
"Huh? As a criminal investigation captain, I can't go to the masses for help when I'm handling a case? What does this have to do with you, director?"
"In that case, just do what you want."
"Okay, I'll take my apprentice to try him first."
"..."
Qingyang Street.
Maybe because today is a working day, there are not many people shopping in the afternoon.
After Zhang Fan waited patiently for more than an hour, a customer finally came to the Gua stall.
The visitor is a 'big' beauty with exquisite makeup.
She has a tall figure, picturesque eyebrows, and graceful curves. She is wearing a white hip-hugging skirt, and her slender legs are wrapped in black stockings, and she is wearing high heels, which is full of charm.
The corners of the woman's mouth were slightly raised, and she looked at Zhang Fan teasingly.
"Lao Di, can you tell fortunes?"
【\Nosebleeds, this young lady’s figure is too awesome! 】
[Wow, my mom just went out and showed me this right away? Wait a minute and I'll get some paper. 】
[Is this a test for cadres? I can't stand this test? 】
[You’ve never seen any women, right? I rushed first, brothers, please control yourself. 】
[It's against the morals, it's against the morals. It's already spring, is it necessary to wear such thick clothes? 】
[Wocao, classmate Zhang Fan is very lucky. I'm going to learn fortune telling right now. 】
【……】
With the appearance of the woman, the live broadcast room instantly became excited.
The host Xiao Ma couldn't help but look down at his chest, and then looked at Zhang Fan, with a hint of helplessness on his face. He didn't know whether this young man could withstand the test.
"Ahem..."
Zhang Fan coughed dryly and replied:
"Of course it can be calculated. Sister, what do you want to calculate?"
"I do not know either."
The woman shook her head, still looking amused.
"I heard you shouting that you can test the characters. How about you test the characters for me?"
"Can."
Zhang Fan nodded slightly and handed over the pen and paper he had prepared.
The woman took the pen, bent down, and for a moment the beauty appeared.
Zhang Fan anticipated the woman's movements and turned his head in advance.
"I've written it."
Soon, the woman finished writing and stood up again.
Zhang Fan lowered his head and saw that it was the word "kun".
"hiss……"
Zhang Fan suddenly frowned and then began to look at the other person up and down.
"What's wrong, can't you understand?"
"Not really, I just look familiar to you, sister."
"Haha, brother, your routine is too old, isn't it?"
"..."
Zhang Fan didn't reply, but silently started drawing on the paper.
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After drawing a few lines, Zhang Fan began to decipher the words.
"Kun, the earth on the left is Yang, the three paintings are Gen, the Shen on the right is Yin, and the five paintings are Sunda."
"It turns out that this hexagram is the Mountain Wind Gu hexagram. Something is very wrong. This is a strange hexagram."
"Sister, you are in danger and must change your mind."
"Ah? Change your mind?"
The woman was stunned for a moment and said in confusion:
"Brother, what are you talking about? I don't understand. So we are in trouble?"
"Don't be in a hurry, unravel the hexagram slowly."
Zhang Fan continued:
"Sister, judging from the hexagrams, your career has not been going well recently, everything has been going poorly, and you are unable to make ends meet. You have already been heavily in debt, right?"
"Well...that's true."
The woman nodded helplessly. Although she was wearing a brand-name outfit, she was the only one who knew that all the money was borrowed from the Internet, and now she was still calling every day to collect money.
At the same time, she had to put away her teasing mentality and re-examine the fortune teller in front of her.
Because he actually figured out his situation.
After thinking about it clearly, the woman even changed her name to Zhang Fan.
"Master, is there any reason for this?"
"That's right."
Zhang Fan nodded and continued: "Because judging from the hexagrams, you have fallen into a troubled period. Your family, work, and any aspect of luck are in a bad state."
"Hexagram? Mountain wind Gu hexagram? Master, could someone have poisoned me?"
"No, don't worry. You will understand it naturally after I finish explaining the words."
Zhang Fan shook his head, picked up a pen and started drawing on the paper.
Soon, Zhang Fan divided the Kunzi into eight parts so that customers could understand it.
"Gen, Xun. The corresponding one is here."
Zhang Fan circled the day in the middle of the character Shen.
"There is heaven and earth, doors and windows. Sister, you must be pregnant. It's just the beginning of spring. Don't wear such cold clothes and protect the baby."
"What? I'm...pregnant?"
As soon as Zhang Fan said these words, the woman suddenly looked confused and froze on the spot.
In the live broadcast room, netizens were also caught off guard, and the barrage area exploded instantly.
【No! Got it? who? 】
[Really or not, can you detect pregnancy by taking a test? Do you think this is a test paper? 】
[It’s over, my love is over! 】
[Okay, it looks like the young lady is quite confused, so let me take over! 】
[I heard the sound of your abacus! 】
[Is it so that just now we were talking about wealth, and now we are talking about pregnancy? 】
【……】
Zhang Fan's words directly stirred up the gossip among netizens. While there was a lot of discussion, there were actually people vying to be the successor.
However, what Zhang Fan said next really made many netizens burst into tears.
I saw it in the live broadcast screen.
The woman hesitated for a moment, obviously flustered, and frowned: "Master, are you kidding me? I don't have a boyfriend yet, how can I get pregnant?"
"Of course I'm not kidding."
Zhang Fan looked up at the woman and said calmly:
"If I'm not mistaken, you are in the flesh business, right?"
"Recently, the authorities have tightened their checks. You haven't opened your business for more than a month, you haven't paid back your online loans, debt collectors have come to your door, and your parents have been sent to the hospital because of their anger. Do you still have the heart to tell fortunes?"
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