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"What's wrong?" The drinking boy asked in confusion.

"Constantine is cheating!" The fire demon first threw the K of Hearts in front of a few people, and then went to find Constantine's K of Hearts. He felt it carefully. It seemed to be fine. It was exactly the same as the real thing. There was no magic fluctuation. .

Tear the K of Hearts into two pieces from the middle, the light flashes away, and the K of Hearts turns into the 3 of Diamonds!

"Hiss, what a brilliant thousand skills! I have practiced eight hundred years of hard work to prevent cheating, but I haven't found it yet." The fire demon took a breath.

"Well, Constantine's magic power is scarce. He can't maintain his thousand arts for a long time, so he is in a hurry to run away." The tree demon thought thoughtfully.

The two of them can still analyze rationally because even if Zha Kang doesn't make a fortune, they can't win.

But the drunken boy who finally got the full house and finally improved his life of abject poverty after the universe was restarted couldn't calm down.

"I'm going to kill you, Constantine!" it roared and turned to its companions, "He hasn't gone far yet. I can smell the magic wine on him. Kill him with me, and I'll return your share." For you guys.

I just want my own magic wine and everything about Constantine, including his soul! "

"But, Witch Harley is waiting for him." The tree demon said hesitantly.

"Isn't it obvious yet? He is lying to us and wants to run away quickly, lest the magic fails and the con man is exposed."

The fire demon had already stood up and was about to leave with the drinking boy, "I can't tolerate others cheating on me at the gambling table, not even good friends of Witch Harley!"

The tree demon gritted his teeth and followed.

"It's a good show." The black mage at the wine table next to him said with a smile.

"Strange, why hasn't Constantine stayed away from the bar? As long as the distance is enough, the boy who swallowed the wine will turn into the dog saint, and he won't be able to smell the smell of alcohol." The fish-man old woman asked doubtfully.

"Speaking of the Dog Son, I saw him in the Gem Kingdom the day before yesterday. Wherever he passed, all the magic elements in the world formed colorful auspicious clouds and gathered towards him. He was so powerful and majestic."

"There is nothing surprising about this. The Crisis on Infinite Earths is over, and the Son will quell the elemental chaos in the multiverse. If you go to Limbo now, you may not have a chance to see Him."

Midnight bar, in a dark and smelly alley next to it.

"Cough, cough, cough." Zha Kang leaned his shoulders against the wall, bent down and covered his mouth to cough vigorously. The violent coughing caused his body to shake, and the red wall powder fell off from the windbreaker.

He was more alert than the bar monsters thought. He left the bar and without even thinking about taking a taxi, he went directly into the side alley and prepared to open the portal back to London.

But just as he spit out the cigarette butt into the trash can, took out a Silka cigarette and a Zippo lighter, and was about to refill one, a strong impulse surged from his chest to his throat.

The unlit cigarette was spit out all at once, followed by a continuous cough that went deep into the throat, lungs, and soul.

It was as if the lungs of his soul were being tickled hard.

With each cough, Zha Kang's body strength seemed to be exhaled along with the air in his lungs.

"Damn, here we go again!" He spat out a mouthful of bloody saliva, frowned and pondered for a moment, then took out the cigarette and lighter again, inhaling a full stomach of warm and sweet smoke, which made his body feel much better.

"This is not the first time. Maybe I should go to the hospital. By the way, where is my medical insurance card?"

"Constantine is here!" Zha Kang was thinking wildly when a shout of surprise and anger came from the entrance of the alley.

Then came the running and running, and the shouting and cursing of the drinking boy, the tree demon, and the fire demon.

"Fake, they found out." Zha Kang cursed, stood up and wanted to run, but then, "whoosh whoosh whoosh" several branches flew over and tied his hands and feet tightly.

"Hey guys, I'm going to Gotham to meet my good friend Harley. What are you doing?" Zha Kang said with a smile.

"Don't try to fool us. If you want to go to Gotham, you won't walk through the alleys, but call a taxi directly and openly." The dryad sneered.

"And we are not afraid of Witch Harley. Even if we don't kill you, how can we, monsters and monsters, avoid being beaten to death with a stick if we encounter her?"

Anyway, if she encounters him, she will die, so why not stick her friend ten thousand times, and then brutally kill her, then let her vent her anger first. If I meet her in the future, it will be worth it if I fail. "The fire demon said with a ferocious smile.

Zha Kang tightened his buttocks and forced a smile: "I bought you a drink before, remember?"

"Bah, you said you'd help us pay the bill, but when we left the bar, we were stopped by Midnight's zombie waiter. You only paid for your own drinks," the dryad cursed.

"Stop talking nonsense and hand over our things."

The drinking boy looked him up and down, but found no bulging pockets and no handbag beside him.

It immediately understood that Constantine is a master of magic. A master understands the laws and can open up a small space based on the laws.

"Huh..." The tree demon uttered a surprised sound. The branch arm stretched out towards the trash can and pulled out a piece of silver metal inner armor from the iron bucket.

"The witch's N metal armor? You threw it away in the trash?"

"Hey, no, that mysterious magical aura is dissipating." The fire demon with eight hundred years of anti-fraud experience shouted.

"Fuck your grandma, even the 'Witch's inner armor' is a fake -" The wine swallowing boy's eyes were red, he cursed angrily, and kicked Zha Kang's dick.

"Bang!"

Zha Kang's eyes suddenly popped out, and his face suddenly turned pale.

"You admit defeat, you are unethical."

"How dare you, a liar, talk about morality?"

"Bang bang bang!" The boy who swallowed the wine angrily punched Zha Kang's lower abdomen more than twenty times, which only caused blood to spurt from his mouth.

"You can't afford to lose, and you are slandering me. Everyone knows the rules of the casino. Leave the gambling table, GAME OVER! Who knows if you secretly changed the cards after I left?" Zha Kang shouted in grief and indignation.

"Open your grandmaster space, or I will eat you!" The wine-sucking boy opened his mouth wider and wider, the corners of his lips split to the back of his head, his teeth were sharp and dense, and he sprayed a stinky mouth in front of Zha Kang, almost knocking him out. past.

"Okay, let me go and I'll help you get your things." Zha Kang said dejectedly.

"Old Shu, let him go." The fire demon said.

"Constantine is cunning." The tree demon said hesitantly.

"There are many of us, and his magic power is weak, so he is the weakest grandmaster." The drinking boy said indifferently.

"oh--"

As soon as the tree roots that tied Zha Kang into a rice dumpling were removed, he lost the strength to stabilize his body, his legs became weak, and he knelt on the ground, spitting out a mouthful of blood, "Cough cough cough cough."

There were coughs with a strange rhythm. The three demons of the drinking boy intuitively felt that they were irritated and wanted to vent their anger by shouting and cursing.

Suddenly, a chill crept up his back, and the fire demon woke up first. He lowered his head and saw the blood spit out by Zha Kang, flowing like life, like a slender blood snake crawling out of a blood circle at their feet.

"Damn it, Constantine is cheating, he's coughing to disguise the spell he's casting."

As expected of the Demon Marquis, who has eight hundred years of experience in preventing fraud, he not only reacted first, but also figured out the cause and effect in an instant.

Zha Kang raised his head, with a proud and sarcastic smile on his face, "Hey, it's too late! When you beat me, the price magic has been activated, now go - cough, cough, cough."

A painful itching suddenly crawled up his throat, and the magic power flowing out of Zha Kang's body was suddenly disrupted. He covered his mouth and just wanted to cough out his lungs.

"Buzz-boom!" The formed magic circle exploded into pieces, and the plasma that formed the magic circle splashed on the faces of the three demons.

"Kill him!" The three demons, fearful and angry in their hearts, rushed over and punched and kicked Zha Kang.

"Hey hey you you"

A burst of exciting and cheerful music came from the pocket of Zha Kang's pants. It was Avril Lavigne's "girlfriend".

"You bastard, stop calling now and let me answer the phone." Zha Kang wailed, holding his head.

The drinking boy stomped on the back of his head and said, "Take him to hell!"

"Fuck, it's my good friend Harley who's looking for me. You've delayed her important things, and even going to hell will become a luxury."

"You still want to lie to us? What a dream!" The dryad increased the intensity of the beating and beat Zha Kang's windbreaker and the woolen sweater inside into pieces of rags.

Just when Zha Kang was trying hard to suppress the severe pain in his lungs and preparing to gather his magic power to fight back, a strong black man walked from the entrance of the alley. A few steps away, he shouted coldly: "Stop."

"Midnight?" The drinking boy turned around and saw a crocodile leather jacket, crocodile leather pants, and crocodile leather boots. He looked like a black crocodile's Midnight Dad.

"Dad Midnight, don't forget your principles."

Midnight is between day and night.

Midnight dad is not called ‘midnight’ – it’s twelve o’clock in the middle of the night, not ‘midnight’ but ‘noon’ and ‘night’.

The words noon and late at night.

Between the two words, there is him.

Represents impartiality.

This is also Papa Midnight’s signature and working principle.

"We are the victims, Constantine cheated on the gambling table." The dryad shouted.

"Gambling is the art of deception. A cheat that is discovered after leaving the gambling table is not a cheat. Don't you understand this?" Father Midnight looked at Zha Kang who was lying on the ground groaning in disgust, "This bastard is also cheating." You've passed me by many times, but I've never been as graceless as you.

If you are cheated once, go back and practice hard, then find an opportunity to cheat again. "

"Dad Midnight, you don't need to teach us what to do." The fire demon said impatiently.

"I wish this bastard would be beaten to death by you, but it shouldn't be next to my hotel, and it shouldn't happen when Witch Harley is looking for him. I don't want Witch Harley to come to my door, do you understand?" Midnight said coldly.

"Witch Harley is looking for him?" The three demons looked suspicious.

Zha Kang fumbled around in his pocket a few times and pulled out a Tianshanshan 6S with a cracked screen.

"Shit, this isn't true, it's crazy."

There was a missed call and a text message. After seeing the text message clearly, Zha Kang screamed in disbelief.

"It's true. When the news came out, the gods were shocked." Father Midnight sighed deeply.

"What's the matter?" The drinking boy asked in confusion.

Father Midnight said in a complicated tone: "Harley Quinn was canonized as the 'King of Heaven', received the priesthood of 'God of War', and was granted a fiefdom of 50 breaths of escape halo - starting from the gate of heaven, ordinary angels can fly at the highest speed for 50 breaths. This The ring area outside the paradise is her fiefdom."

"Amaterasu!" The boy swallowed the wine and screamed, "Is God crazy?"

"Satan!" The fire demon looked ridiculous. "Even His Majesty Lucifer didn't get the 'God of War' priesthood back then. Is it possible that Witch Harley and her dog Son are siblings?"

The dryad asked in confusion: "There was news from the Tower of Destiny a few days ago, and it was also said that the ghost vowed to ask God to severely punish the witch Harley."