I want to have a date with Superman

"Galactic Admiral" was originally just a joke created by Harley's imagination.

It was a mockery and a cold joke in response to the heroes' dissatisfaction with her being a "five-ringed general".

She didn't take it seriously at all and forgot about it when she got home.

Zheng Lian, or in other words, Bateman, who attended the meeting on the spot, understood her character and understood that she was actually trying to cope with superheroes, so she didn't take it seriously.

But politicians’ brain circuits are different from theirs.

In the Office of the President of the White House, Grandma Xi watched the recorded meeting, her eyes flashed with wisdom, and she smiled: "'Galaxy Admiral' is actually a very good idea.

First of all, it functionally covers the ‘Fifth Ring Admiral’.

In other words, it can have all the responsibilities of a five-ring general.

Secondly, from the invasion of Krypton to the Crisis on Infinite Earths, the earth's march toward the stars has become unstoppable and difficult to turn around.

Now that we have entered the starry sky, it is natural and imperative to strive for the right to speak in the starry sky.

Just like every country that joins the League of Nations, they don’t want to be a little transparent.

‘Admiral of the Galaxy’ was a trial that turned out to be a huge profit. The voice of Washington can be spread throughout the universe through the mouth of Admiral Galaxy. Think about it, every time she is interviewed, the news can be sold in the universe. "

A group of politicians nodded enviously, their eyes becoming eager.

Grandma Xi licked her dry lips and continued: "If alien civilizations don't recognize the 'Galaxy Admiral'.

‘Cosmic Boy’ is not the best boy in the universe, ‘Saturn Girl’ is just a title for a girl from Saturn who can use ‘Galaxy Admiral’ as Senator Quinn’s outer space hero title.

There is no difference between 'Superman' and 'Baitman'.

Finally, what Congressman Quinn said is very reasonable - street gangsters will feel like a thorn in the back of the neighborhood patrol, but they have no concept, no interaction, and no psychological burden on the generals in the Pentagon.

With the unparalleled Senator Quinn resigning as the 'Admiral of Five Rings', not only the heroes of Earth will feel relieved, but we..."

Grandma Xi gave a relaxed smile to the horse gang leader and all the Washington bosses.

The five-ring generals have fame and power "most of the time", and they should not be under pressure.

However, there have been too many disasters on the earth in the past two years. Often, before the popularity of the previous "Fifth Ring General Saves the World" has subsided, another disaster comes, and the general who has just left office takes up his post again.

"What Harley means is that 'Admiral of the Galaxy' only needs to be announced to the public, and there is no need to seek the consent of alien civilizations." The horse gang leader had a strange expression, "She is worried that too many civilizations will agree to this identity, making Admiral of the Galaxy a reality. "

"Hey, she obviously wants to look good and is worried that no alien civilization will support her." Grandma Xi said with a clear face.

Everyone chuckled and expressed approval.

"Should we ask?" General Lane's eyes flashed. "Even if only one alien civilization recognizes her as the 'Admiral of the Galaxy', we can openly announce it to the outside world - this is an identity recognized by alien civilizations."

"I'm afraid that no civilization is willing to recognize the 'Galaxy Admiral'." The horse gang leader said helplessly.

"Hehe, we can find some less developed 'third world civilizations' in the galaxy to be 'brothers' and provide financial support in exchange for diplomatic support." General Lane said with a low smile.

"What a great idea!" The caravan leader's eyes lit up and he clapped his hands: "Zanshi, the hometown of Saruman, the famous cosmic legend, seems not to be that developed.

Last time to guard the tuning fork, Zanshi Star also sent a team.

But all their spaceships are imported from foreign countries, and they are still drooling when they see our IWC spaceships. "

"Oh, damn Anti-Monitor, if we don't restart, we will be so rich now, with hundreds of alien warships, and we can carry out large-scale development of star systems." Old Qiao stomped his feet with regret.

The next morning, Grandma Xi made an appointment with Saruman in person and tactfully explained the meaning of 'Admiral of the Galaxy'.

Saruman's expression did not change greatly, nor did he reveal a sarcastic look. Instead, he looked serious and thought for a long time, and said seriously: "It's the same as the 'Admiral of the Five Rings'. Normally, he only has the honor of admiral. When the life and death of Zanshi Star comes, the Milky Way Only the general can command the Zanshi army in a reasonable way?"

Grandma Xi's old face bloomed with a flattering smile, and she took the initiative to lower her demands: "Your military power will not be involved at any time. Admiral Galaxy is just an honor."

"I will help you ask."

That afternoon, Saruman rushed to the White House urgently and solemnly said: "In view of Miss Quinn's great contribution in the arrest of Brainiac and the Crisis on Infinite Earths, Zanshi is willing to recognize her identity as the 'Admiral of the Galaxy'. "

"That's agreed. Isn't it too fast?" The leader of the horse gang was surprised and happy.

"Although it is a bit fast, this conclusion is not hasty. The Zanshi star royal cabinet conducted rigorous discussions for three hours." Saruman said.

The horse gang leader rubbed his hands and said with twinkling eyes: "What do we have to pay?"

Saruman shook his head and said: "The Earth and Galaxy Admirals only need to strictly abide by the terms extended from the 'Fifth Ring Admiral'. If there is a cosmic dispute, Zanshi is also willing to provide a certain amount of military spending."

"This -" The horse gang leader was a little dumbfounded. Not only did he not want sponsorship, he also gave money. The Zanshi people were stupid, or was there a trap?

He immediately remembered the law of alien communication that "there are no good aliens" and began to become cautious and hesitant.

General Lane frowned and said: "Reporter Saruman, can I ask why your royal family agreed?"

"Why don't you agree? The jungle of the universe is strong and the weak. Our strength on Zanshi Planet is average and low. Many civilizations have made conditions for us. Their conditions are far more harsh than Admiral Galaxy, but the rewards are far less than Admiral Galaxy."

"Even if Admiral Galaxy takes office, he will only focus on large-scale crises and will not interfere in the disputes between Zanshi and other civilizations as a 'golden nuclear bomb'. The golden nuclear bomb only belongs to the earth and the United States!" the horse gang leader reminded.

"That's enough. We didn't pay anything. Miss Quinn probably will never set foot on the land of Zanshi in her lifetime. We have added a layer of security and there are no changes in the country.

If one day she goes to Zanshi, she will most likely come to help us.

We are all facing an existential crisis, and of course we welcome Ms. Quinn, who has demonstrated absolutely reliable strength, wisdom and leadership in Crisis on Infinite Earths. said Saruman.

It seems to make sense!

The caravan leader and several big bosses looked at each other and came to their senses: they had underestimated the market price of ‘Witch Harley’!

The next day, Zanshi Star took the initiative to issue a statement in the interstellar news: Harley Quinn has conquered the world and benefited the people. The Zanshi Star civilization is willing to follow the example of the "Five-Ring Admiral" and recognize her as the Galaxy Admiral. .

At this time, the people on Earth were still hesitating and discussing in a meeting.

On the third day, the thirty civilizations that had diplomatic relations with Zanshi did not communicate with the people on Earth, and unilaterally declared that Harley's identity as "Admiral of the Galaxy" was valid in their civilization.

On the fourth day, Zeta, Matalan and other overlord civilizations also announced this information.

Mataram, royal palace.

"You have always hated Harley Quinn, why did you let her become the Galaxy Admiral now?" Starfire was extremely puzzled.

"When Darkseid invaded Earth, she humiliated me, chased us two for thousands of kilometers, and killed three of my bodyguards. Two of them were my lovers.

As long as I get the chance to end her life 100%, I will twist off her little head without hesitation. "

The Queen of Black Fire twisted her neck vigorously, her beautiful face slightly ferocious.

Then, she was like a ball with a hole in it, the resentment in her heart leaked out, her body seemed to deflate, and she said with a bitter smile: "But the ending of Crisis on Infinite Earths and the Hades universe made me scared again.

The five universes merged, not only the earth was merged, but Matalan was also merged.

But we survived, and the ‘us’ in several other universes disappeared.

Why?

Throughout the entire Crisis on Infinite Earths process, if the leader made a single wrong step, the universe would be in dire straits.

Everyone makes mistakes, a few big ones, but the Harley Quinn of our universe is always right.

I am willing to give her a small amount of false glory in exchange for salvation that may appear in the future. "

A week later, the big guys in Washington couldn’t sit still.

"No, our structure is small and we misjudged the situation. Those cunning aliens all want to seduce us and steal our golden nuclear bombs for free!" The leader of the horse gang stamped and cursed.

His attitude at this time has undergone a 180-degree change compared to before.

General Lane worried: "What to do now? In a few days, hundreds of civilizations have unilaterally recognized her identity as a galactic admiral, but we haven't dared to tell her yet.

She originally asked others to find alien civilizations because she was worried that there would be too many and it would be too troublesome. "

"She guessed it right again." Grandma Xi said with a wry smile.

"I can't hide it anymore. Even if there is no news about this on Earth, the aliens are reporting it, and Green Lantern will know about it. If he knows, she will know about it soon," Old Qiao said.

"Oh, I will go to Quinn Manor in person tomorrow." The horse gang leader said helplessly.

"What? I became the recognized 'Galactic Admiral' of the galaxy?"

The next day, in the courtyard of Quinn Manor, Harley almost jumped, "There's something wrong with your brains. If you become the true Admiral of the Galaxy, what happens to the galaxy, and I shouldn't be the first to bear the brunt?"

I bear the brunt, can the earth escape?

Large-scale crises that obviously have nothing to do with the earth will involve us! "

"We haven't considered this risk earlier." The horse gang leader was dumbfounded.

"Alas, we didn't expect you to be so popular. We originally planned to use part of the national budget to bribe one or two small civilizations to support you."

"Go find Zhenglian." Harley waved her hand, "I won't be the 'Admiral of the Galaxy' anymore. Let Superman, Batman or whoever else do it. They will definitely be happy to see the Milky Way escape from my clutches."

"They have great ideas!" the horse gang leader snorted and said disdainfully: "I have had candid video calls with a dozen alien heads of state.

They all say that your wisdom and sharpness in Crisis on Infinite Earths are in sharp contrast to the ignorance and slowness of other universe leaders.

The contrast between the endings of Earth 0 and Hades is also very strong.

Therefore, as vested interests with lingering fears, they are willing to continue to trust you in similar multiverse events.

Although it is not emphasized specifically, even a fool understands that the leaders of other universes are the heroes of Zhenglian.

Isn’t Zhenglian in another world Zhenglian? "

This made Harry feel happy, but she just wanted to get honors and not work.

"There is a saying that goes well, who will watch the Watchers? Power needs supervision!" Harley sighed earnestly: "The Galaxy Admiral oversees the Galaxy, who will supervise the Galaxy Admiral?

In order for me not to be corrupted by power, I suggest that heroes such as the Zhenglian, the Justice Society, and the Freedom Fighters gather together to form the 'Galaxy Admiral Supervision Council'.

If you encounter danger on a daily basis, it will be investigated and handled by the supervisory committee.

Only when a multiverse-level catastrophe is approved by the Supervisory Committee after review, can I gain the real power of the 'Galaxy Admiral'. "

The caravan leader had a troubled expression. What Harry said was so right and great.

Great men often exist, but great men who do not love power are rare forever.

With these words alone, the Galactic Admiral is qualified to compete for the greatest man in the universe.

But the tone in which she said this seemed to be filled with urgency to get rid of the baggage?

"Woof woof -" Dog Shengzi suddenly jumped into the yard, looking at the sky with emotion, "Master Harley, Limbo is calling me, and the Eight Divine Realms are coming back!"

"What are you summoned for?" Hali Qi asked.

"Calm down the wild and chaotic magical elements."