I want to have a date with Superman

Harley stayed at the manor for the next few days, preparing for her trip to hell.

Be prepared in every possible way and put your life first!

This trip to hell has two purposes: to go to the palace of the Three Palace Demons to see if Rachel can be fished out; secondly, to find Duoduo and possibly the 'son of Duoduo'.

Of course Duoduo is important, but it is not the top priority of this operation.

The plot of Sandman VS Satan is a rare one in tens of billions of years, and it is unlikely that the Three Palace Demons will also come to watch.

The opportunity to save Rachel is gone if you miss it.

Helping to find Duoduo was Sandman returning a favor to her, and he would be responsible for finding Duoduo in her dream.

As long as she can contact Duoduo and prevent her or her son from struggling and resisting, even if she doesn't go to hell, Harley can summon Duoduo to her side in the human world.

Saving Rachel is the key task of Hell Trip.

To complete this task, Harley must complete at least three aspects of preparation.

First, determine Rachel’s location.

It would be stupid to save people without even knowing where they are.

Harley began to inquire about the Three Palace Demon several years ago and knew that he lived in the Burning Plains, the richest place on the eighth level of hell.

She didn't know where Rachel was being held specifically, but Rachel had recently become the "Dream Lord", communicated with Morpheus several times, and left her mark in the dream dimension.

The task of locking Rachel was completed perfectly by Morpheus.

The second preparation can be simply summarized as "attack".

Without strong power, how can one break through defenses and deal with the Three Palace Demons that may appear at any time?

Harley is now roughly as powerful as the "Captain of the Yellow Lantern Corps", and her use of emotional spectrum energy is inferior to even the little blue man.

Obviously, the little blue man can't defeat the Three Palace Demon.

She might be able to use the God's force field to fight the Three Palaces back and forth, but she certainly couldn't defeat the Three Palaces with one move - if she didn't defeat the Three Palaces quickly, other demon kings would definitely come around.

Therefore, Harley not only needs to be able to compete with the power of the Three Houses, but this power must also be overwhelming.

The power that overwhelms the Three Houses?

Unfortunately, in the entire DC multiverse, there are no more than ten people who are stronger than the Three Houses.

However, Harley has never relied on hard power, and strategy can make up for the lack of strength to a certain extent.

She came up with a "fish intestine sword plan".

"Superman, it's time for you to fulfill your promise!" Harley said seriously.

Superman is her fish intestine sword.

Clark on the other end of the phone was a little confused. He covered the receiver of his mobile phone and looked around. This was a conference room, and his colleagues were listening attentively to the impassioned "Alien Experience Program Plan" presented by the "Famous Universe" Louise on the stage.

Well, as the first Earth reporter to interview multiple alien leaders, Lois Lane has become a recognized cosmic name on Earth.

After all, it would be extremely difficult for even a famous alien reporter to interview the president of a higher civilization.

And Planet Daily, which has reaped the benefits of the "exclusive interview with aliens", is reluctant to part with the great "honor" of creating the focus of global public opinion.

At the request of the black editor-in-chief, Louise launched a new series of special topics: Open Your Eyes to See the Galaxy.

Louise has received the "Centennial Summary of Galaxy Monthly" presented by Saruman.

When she went to an alien planet to interview, she also specially ordered several sets of basic textbooks on understanding the 'modern history' of the universe, as well as various news compilations.

"Information from an Alien Planet" is her starring role, telling the camera about her experiences on an alien planet, as well as her feelings about alien uniforms and culture.

A very interesting popular science program.

Even the three girls of Quinn Manor regularly sit in front of the TV every Friday to listen to the nonsense about famous names in the universe.

Well, every issue of "Alien News" will play a video: Louise wearing a green bubble on her head, walking in an exotic science fiction city, chatting with the citizens in the city, talking about the earth and golden nuclear bombs

Clark quietly left the meeting room, hid in the empty storage room, and asked, "What did I promise?"

"Hey Clark, you promised to help me fight the Three Palace Demons and save Rachel, and now you want to default on the debt?" Harley shouted.

Clark thought for a while and said, "Harry, I have never made such a specific promise."

Then, he added: "Of course, if the Three Palace Demons come to the earth, or if other demons come to trouble you, I will definitely arrive as long as I have time."

"If a demon really comes to earth to trouble me, you will never be free. In the past few times, you never showed up on time." Harley couldn't help but complain.

Clark was a little embarrassed, "Today is different from the past. This is the era of the Justice League. If anyone uses that method against me again, he will definitely suffer a big loss."

By the end, his tone was full of confidence.

"It just takes a little more effort to ignite a war in the city where the Flash and Wonder Woman are fast-moving heroes." Harley said disapprovingly.

"Hahaha, you underestimate the wisdom of the Justice League. Bateman has already thought of corresponding countermeasures!" Clark laughed.

Harley became a little more interested, "What's the countermeasure?"

"The 'Justice from Heaven' tactic relying on the watchtower!" Clark said excitedly.

"Justice from heaven?" Harley was a little embarrassed.

Clark explained: "The watchtower not only provides external defense, but the super team stationed in it can also pass through the sonic channel to provide timely support to cities in need.

If someone again engages in this tactic of attacking in the east and using man-made disasters to delay heroes, what they will face is not a certain hero, but a group of brave and fearless Justice League teams! "

"The plan is good, but does it seem to be against the rules?" Harley frowned: "According to the agreement signed by the Justice League and the US government, first of all, the status of the Seven Giants of the Justice League must last for at least three years.

You cannot expand within three years.

Secondly, the watchtower can only be used to protect against threats from the stars. "

Three years were reserved for other superhero teams.

If there was no three-year limit, the Justice League could absorb more than 90% of the heroes in the United States in an instant, and then monopolize the "superhero business" on the earth.

There is no way, the seven giants of Zhenglian are either too powerful, or have very charming personalities, or both.

Who wouldn't want teammates like them?

Clark said: "We have not expanded. Those heroes are all members of the Earth Guard who volunteered to be on duty at the watchtower. They come from cities on the earth and provide services to the entire earth.

They are exercising the hero's right to do good.

If it violates the 'observation tower usage regulations', they are not wrong.

It’s the ‘regulations’ that are wrong.

This is what you said yourself, the right to do good is above all laws and regulations. "

Harley's face twitched a few times, "Superman, listen to my advice, don't play with Washington, the little tricks commonly used by politicians, because the essence of 'politician tricks' is shamelessness without any lower limit.

As superheroes, you will never be as shameless as real politicians. "

Clark sighed, "Do you think if we don't use petty tactics, Washington won't use the shameless tactics of politicians to deal with the Justice League?"

Harry was startled, then smiled bitterly and said, "Definitely."

Zheng Lian's approach is not very smart, but he is very clear-headed and understands the inevitability of conflict between himself and the government.

This uncompromising and proactive attitude is far better than being passive and compromising.

"Well, Clark, you know how to change the subject on purpose. You have indeed learned the tricks of politicians." Harley decisively changed the subject.

"Why should I change the topic? Why don't you always ask and answer questions?" Clark was confused.

"I don't care about the overt and covert fighting between your Zhenglian and Washington. I'm looking for you to ask you to fight the devil."

Without waiting for Clark to answer, Harley continued: "Don't try to deny it. When you took away my Kryptonian captives, you promised that if the devil came to earth to find me, you would rush to Gotham immediately to protect me.

If I make trouble for the devil, you will help me as long as I don't deliberately stir up trouble. "

Clark asked hesitantly: "You want me to accompany you to hell to save Rachel?"

"Is this a reasonable request?" Harley smiled.

"Fuck Harley, I'm going to be a dad."

There was a heartbreaking silence.

"When did you find out?" Harley asked softly.

"Last night, I suddenly heard a second heartbeat in Louise. It's been a month and a half." The sweetness in Clark's words almost overflowed the microphone.

"Congratulations." Harley said helplessly.

After saying that, she hung up the phone.

But after a moment, Clark called back, "You can tell me your plan first."

Half an hour later, Louise came out of the conference room and found Clark who was sitting outside in a daze. She frowned and said, "You don't like this issue of alien stories?"

Clark was stunned for a moment and couldn't remember the content of this episode of Alien News.

"Because there are too many clips of praising Harley Quinn in the content?" Louise thought he acquiesced, and said with a wry smile: "I don't want to praise her in other ways, but the audience likes it.

More than half a million fans left messages on the newspaper’s official website, hoping to add more content about alien citizens’ views on the ‘golden nuclear bomb’. "

Clark did not like the "Alien Sights" series very much, so he followed her words and said: "The alien citizens don't think very well of her."

He feels that given the current level of civilization on earth, if we are too deeply exposed to alien cultures and systems, it is easy for cultural cloning to occur and lose our own charm and potential.

At the same time, I also feel that the worship of the ‘golden nuclear bomb’ by people on earth today is distorted.

Louise sighed: "Yes, the alien leader is very restrained, but ordinary citizens speak out and say she is vicious and cunning, which is a very negative evaluation.

When the "Golden Nuclear Bomb" feature was produced earlier, this kind of material was cut out by Perry and did not appear in the news.

Switching to the current "Alien News" program, I originally planned to talk about some "disharmonious" content to let the people on earth understand Harley Quinn more comprehensively and stop them from cultivating a personality.

Unexpectedly, the audience and readers were even more excited.

The more aliens fear her and speak ill of her, the more some people on Earth regard her as an 'Earth hero'.

Then Perry pushed me to add more content like that for the sake of ratings.

See Satan alive, he was the one who asked me to give up those contents before. "

Clark shook his head and said: "This is not good. The worship of Harley by those on earth is based on their prejudice and hatred towards aliens.

Just like white racists worship the ‘colonial heroes’ who massacred people of color and occupied foreign territories.

There are red necks in the United States now. In the future, maybe there will be a "Harley's neck" for aliens?

Don't mention the future, just talk about the present. This phenomenon will also affect the formation of the values ​​​​of other heroes on the earth - if you don't pay attention to morality on weekdays, do whatever you want, and kill more aliens when trouble occurs, you can become an earth hero recognized by the people.

But how many alien crises can there be?

More often than not, heroes face earthlings and earthly affairs.

Heroes without virtue and persistence are more harmful than super criminals. "

Louise looked at him for a while, "Just because of this, you left the venue early and are you still here in a daze?"

"No, I received a call from Harley and I will do her a favor in a few days," Clark said slowly.

"Is it dangerous?" Louise's face darkened.

Clark nodded, then shook his head, "What she did sounds dangerous, but according to her plan, it shouldn't be too dangerous."

"do what?"

Clark continued to shake his head, "I'll tell you everything when I'm done. The more people know about it now, the more dangerous it will be for me and her."

Louise believed him and stopped asking.

She trusts him not to do bad things for Harley.

She also believed that although Harley was not a good person, she would never deliberately cheat her husband to death.

"Promise me that you will come back alive." Louise leaned into his arms and whispered.

Clark nodded slightly.