I want to have a date with Superman

Chapter 526: Proud Earthlings (Additional update for the alliance leader

Two days later, Harley and the little blue man reached a settlement agreement.

The two sides did not invite many guests with great fanfare, so Stranger acted as the guarantor and traveled back and forth twice to pass the information on. Gunther and Harley met at the border of the solar system, and the two agreed face to face on the terms of the peace talks.

In fact, there was nothing to be sure about. They looked at each other with cold faces, nodded, and it was over.

Reputation

Harley doesn't insist on other moral qualities, except integrity, which she has always valued.

Because you have a good reputation for integrity, it is easier to deceive people.

Harley's credibility is probably fine, and she will abide by her agreement not to take action against the Green Lantern Corps - there is no benefit.

The Little Blue Man's credibility was probably fine, but it wasn't that Harley trusted their credibility.

She is confident in her level nine green light energy defense expertise.

As long as the little blue man can't find a way to crack it, he won't risk breaking his oath and sneak up on her.

She was confident they would never find a way to crack it.

Therefore, the peace negotiation agreement went smoothly.

Of course, neither party deliberately concealed their intention to reach a settlement.

In fact, the day after Harley met Gunther, Lois Lane from Earth's "Daily Planet" and Saruman from Xanshi's "Galaxy Monthly" both found Quinn Manor and wanted to execute her. Exclusive interview.

The front yard under the hill of Quinn Manor.

"Why haven't you returned to your hometown yet? Zanshixing, right?" Louise asked curiously.

The old man with gold-rimmed glasses nodded, "I have received permission from the US government to open an office of "Galaxy Monthly" in Washington, DC. I will be stationed on Earth for at least the next ten years."

Louise frowned and said, "You only have permission from the U.S. government?"

The old man smiled bitterly and said: "I understand what you mean, but the earth is obviously one planet, but there are nearly two hundred countries, and the League of Nations does not have an agency to deal with extraterrestrial affairs, so I can only find the country with the most say.

Anyway, you, the United States, are quite tyrannical and often put national law above international law.

Even if there is a diplomatic dispute in the future, it will be you, the US government, who will go to court with the League of Nations. 80% of the time you will not be afraid of losing or losing, and the US government will not take it seriously. "

It was full of flaws, and Louise was very embarrassed.

She quickly changed the subject: "Mr. Saruman, why do you think of opening an office in the United States? Several other reporters have already left."

"Well, maybe it has something to do with the purpose of my newspaper. "Galaxy Monthly" is a bit like Puppy News. It is a serious news newspaper that focuses on reporting on superheroes and criminals.

And your planet has many superpowers who can attract audiences.

Not to mention Harley Quinn, she is famous in half the universe.

Superman is also known as the "Last Son of Krypton". Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, etc. are all quite attractive. Coupled with the continuous crises and earth-related news, they can steadily attract many readers. . "

"Well, the puppy news is" Louise started to feel embarrassed again. Do you want to remind the other party of the little mistake he made?

After thinking about it, she decided to tell the truth, "Puppy News is a gossip newspaper, not serious, and has a relatively low reputation in the press."

"Oh, our two civilizations have different levels of development, and their positioning of serious news is different.

But from a practical perspective, puppy news is indeed considered serious news on Zanshi. said Saruman.

Louise's expression was slightly distorted, "Even the puppy news is serious, what about the non-serious news?"

Saruman said: "Puppy News articles always have straightforward narratives that require you to use your brain to read and understand.

Our fast-food news from Zanshixing has no text and is all short videos. The anchors either have handsome men and beautiful women to attract attention, or their shocking words attract ears.

The content of the video is short and concise, and only captures the explosive and exciting points. When necessary, it can also be deceived, fabricated, and biased - using false content to deceive, fabricating imaginary content that has not been verified, and using extreme views to create various confrontations and gain attention.

Readers do not need to use their brains at all while reading. It is very refreshing and exciting. After reading it, there is no difference between reading it and not watching it. There is almost no deep impression left in the mind, because there is no need to use their brain while reading. "

"Wow, that sounds scary." Louise said in horror.

"It's not bad. Entertainment comes first and traffic is king in everything. There are already signs of this on your planet." Saruman said.

Louise's eyes flashed slightly and she asked: "Mr. Saruman, I have learned a lot from talking to you today.

I was wondering if you could take some time and let me do an exclusive interview with you? "

"I am a reporter, not suitable for exclusive interviews." Saruman smiled and shook his head. "If you want to know the news about extraterrestrial civilizations, I can give you a set of "Galaxy Monthly" century-old summary."

Louise was overjoyed at first, "I really need the 100-year summary of Galaxy Monthly, thank you!"

Then she solemnly said: "Some issues will be better achieved through your personal narration."

"What question?" asked Saruman.

"For example, the reputation and status of celebrities on earth in the universe will be more convincing if you personally tell them on TV." Louise looked forward to it.

Saruman sighed: "You have asked this question many times at the post-war press conference on the day of Apokolips' invasion, right?

Several of our alien reporters all gave the same answer - the most famous person on Earth is Harley Quinn.

Not to mention the earth, the entire galaxy, the entire universe, she can also compete for the first place in the 'most influential of the year' rankings.

She was the first person to come down from the wall of origin. She fought against Darkseid. She single-handedly defeated Oa. Counting her influence in the magical world, she is the "myth of the universe". "

Inexplicably, Louise felt an indescribable sense of pride and satisfaction in her heart.

In fact, as the old reporter said, earth reporters have asked alien reporters hundreds of times about similar questions.

It's all the same answer.

But every time I listen to it, I feel particularly happy, and even the human race’s self-confidence has improved a lot.

Louise knew that almost everyone on Earth liked to hear aliens praise Earthlings—even if that Earthling was Harley Quinn, whom she didn't like very much.

"Compared with other super heroes in the universe, where does Harley Quinn rank? Is there any chance of entering the 'Heroes Hall of Fame'? Or being included in the textbooks of alien civilizations?" Louise asked expectantly.

"Well, it's a bit hard to say." Saruman was confused.

Louise's heart skipped a beat, "Can't she even be ranked?"

Saruman shook his head, "She is already a legend in the universe, how can she not be ranked? It's just that Harley Quinn is not a hero."

"Is she a cosmic criminal?" The expression on Louise's face was a little forced, "But she has saved the earth several times."

Saruman continued to shake his head, "She is not a pure cosmic criminal."

"Then what is she?" Louise asked doubtfully.

"Probably a 'racial hero'. Within the race, she is not necessarily of high moral character." Saruman looked around and lowered his voice: "I heard that she is vicious, controls both black and white, and often uses black magic to control people. The obedient people will be dragged into hell, and the enemies who dare to offend her will be thrown into the toilet?"

"Even you know?" Louise was embarrassed.

——It’s over. It’s a disgrace to an alien planet.

Saruman rolled up his sleeves, and there was a silver-cased watch on his wrist.

It's exactly the same as the one the stranger took out earlier.

Louise was shocked, "Bat watch? How come you have this thing?"

"Baitman gave it to me. When he learned that I was going to stay on Earth and write news specifically for Earth's heroes, he asked me to use the watch to learn about the real heroes, and said, 'Heroes act magnanimously and tell others nothing.'

However, my watch seems to have deleted some content and can only view public information. "

"Alas!" Louise sighed, complaining in her heart: Why is Bateman so unreliable in his work?

At the same time, in the Batcave, Ah Fu stared at the video for a while and said into the microphone: "Master, that alien reporter went to Quinn Manor and triggered sensitive words that required harmony several times in the conversation. You want to Don’t want to listen to his conversation recording?”

"Who is he talking to?"

"With Lois Lane."

"That's no need. Reporter Ryan is highly alert and trustworthy. He will definitely not betray Earth's information and interests."

". Within the scope of the universe, Harley Quinn kills people and seizes treasures, which also has major moral issues, but to the human race on earth, she is a hero. This kind of person should be regarded as a relatively narrow human hero, selfless and fair with great love. There is a difference between righteous superheroes," said Saruman.

"Oh, this division makes sense." Louise nodded and asked, "What about her fame in the universe?"

"In terms of reputation alone, she is very high. Almost every civilization capable of interstellar travel has included her in the national defense files as the first echelon of prevention personnel."

"Precaution?" Although Louise frowned slightly, she was still a little excited - being able to be guarded against by all advanced civilizations must be considered a famous figure!

Saruman glanced at her and simply picked what the people on Earth liked to hear most, saying, "If she visits any civilization, or if the Earth government conducts diplomacy with advanced alien civilizations in her name, she will receive the highest level of reception. "

"Wow, is that so?" Louise laughed happily.

At the same time, she also made a decision in her mind. She would go back and write a news article about "Congressman Quinn's status in the universe." She would first introduce Harley Quinn's influence in the universe with 'objective facts', and then sublimate the ideological content at the end of the article-abandonment. Feeling ashamed of themselves, they face the earthlings of advanced alien civilizations with their heads held high.

Well, it can enhance the ‘civilization self-confidence’ of all people on the earth.

Aliens have appeared frequently recently, they can travel across the stars easily, and their level of civilization is so high. When people on earth face them or talk about them, they always feel inferior and feel that earth's civilization is inferior to others.

Now you don’t have to feel inferior.

Even the most powerful advanced civilization will be in awe of us because of Harley Quinn.

Seeing his colleagues on Earth beaming with joy, even his eyebrows were smiling, Saruman felt a touch of contempt in his heart, but he still complimented: "Harley Quinn is the nuclear weapon of Earth civilization in the universe. As long as she is here to rule the Earth, your Earth Man's position in the universe is equivalent to that of a 'nuclear power'."

"Is it really that exaggerated?" Louise's eyebrows stopped smiling this time, and her expression became extremely serious.

Saruman was puzzled by her abnormal reaction, but he still nodded and said: "Nuclear deterrence is just a metaphor, referring to the power to destroy civilization.

Harley Quinn mastered the yellow lantern beast, and once had an idea to kill most of the demons on the earth with the power of fear.

If she completely let go, even if she didn't attack and just spread the power of fear, the earth would be finished.

This ability to destroy most interstellar civilizations is naturally not inferior to the "cosmic nuclear bomb". "

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