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"Zed, she." Swamp Monster's tree face wrinkled into a ball of dung, "Oh, now it is 100% certain that the Holy Crusade is finished, and the decades-long plan of Heaven was lost overnight.

John, you accomplished your mission.

The Life Council will not treat you badly.

A new Holy Son will be born in the world and inherit my will and your bloodline. "

"That's not what I'm doing." Constantine smiled bitterly and shook his head.

"The promise must be fulfilled, and your contribution to mankind must be rewarded. This is cause and effect!" Swamp Monster stamped his palm on Constantine's forehead, and the illusory soul of Constantine floated out, and his body fell softly.

The tobacco leaves stretched out, rolled up Constantine's body, and disappeared into the green channel along with the swamp monster.

Constantine's spirit body was left alone there at a loss.

The next moment, the Amazon jungle thousands of miles away.

"Plop!" Water splashed in the swamp.

Under the camphor tree on the bank, the silver-haired girl Abby looked around, "Alec?"

"It's me!" Constantine's voice rang out in the mud, and then ripples spread out. He stood up and walked out of the water step by step.

"Are you Constantine? But" Abby was surprised.

“Constantine” touched his crotch and grinned, “Abby, I’ve been holding it in for almost ten years, and it can’t wait any longer.

However, we have to wait another half day for the Holy Advent Crusade to fail.

Abby, the Son will be born from your belly. "

"Are you really Alec? Whose prank is this?" Abby said hesitantly.

"Of course." Alec Constantine hooked his fingers, and a sapling in front of him quickly grew into a towering tree.

The pure green of all things is undoubtedly a swamp monster.

Abby breathed a sigh of relief, then wondered: "Why choose Constantine?"

"According to the prophecy on the Hell Stone, after the winter solstice, nature will combine with the supernatural to usher in childbirth."

Alec Constantine sighed: "I represent the supernatural, and you represent the natural. But I don't have the body to get you pregnant, so I can only borrow a mortal body."

Abby frowned and said, "I know Constantine. He is a slippery, talkative liar. I don't like him. It would be easier for me to find a stranger."

"It has to be him, he is the contemporary 'Joseph'!" Swamp Monster said solemnly.

As long as they come to the world, no one pops out of the ground out of thin air. Harley is no exception, and the same is true for Jesus.

He has a mother, Mary, a father, Joseph, and a brother, Jacob.

However, Joseph was only the father in name only.

Jesus is the Son, whose father is God Jehovah.

"Which Joseph?" Abby hadn't reacted yet.

Swamp Monster said: "Isn't Mary's husband Joseph and Constantine the husband of contemporary Mary?"

"I don't understand, since the Life Parliament wants to create mankind's own Son, why should it follow the procedures of heaven." Abby said strangely.

"This" Swamp Monster looked at the big trees shining in the sun, "Members of Congress, I don't quite understand?"

"Think about it, why do we need to combine the natural and the unnatural? Why is it Christmas Day after the winter solstice? The Holy Son is originally a trick played by heaven. If we don't follow their rules, will the child still be born the Holy Son?" Old Birch Tree Sighed.

Sequoia said loudly: “Although they set the rules, winning or losing depends on your own efforts.

It's like the British invented modern football, but can Britain win the Big Ears Cup every time? "

Zhangshu smiled and said: "Heaven is both the organizer and referee of this football match, so we should have won.

However, we bribed the other player.

No matter how hard the referee tries, he can't match his own players' desperate efforts to kill him. "

"Hehehehe." A group of old trees all laughed proudly, and the forest was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Alec Constantine worried: "Since it is the Football World Cup, will there be other contestants?"

Willow said: "The prophecy on the hell stone tablet simply states the combination of natural and unnatural, while hell seems to belong to the entire universe.

Could it be that any combination of natural and unnatural things in the universe could give birth to the Son of God?

it's not true.

Forget it aliens, only life on earth is qualified to participate in the game.

The earth is under the control of Dr. Destiny again. Anyone who wants to cause trouble secretly cannot escape his eye of destiny! "

"In the east of the earth, it's already the 25th. Why don't we give birth to the Holy Son before the Holy Advent Crusaders?" Abby asked.

"Only one person can sit on a chair. Now the Son of Heaven is at the front. Only by kicking it down can we help our Son sit on the throne." Alec Constantine said.

"I thought the Holy Son would be reincarnated in my belly." Abby murmured.

"Of course not!" Old Zhangshu said excitedly: "That is the Holy Son of Heaven. We have our own Holy Son."

"Who is it?" Abby asked.

"It's called 'Grudge'. It's a new, pure Holy Spirit. It's completely the child of you and Alec." Sequoia said solemnly.

"Is it possible?" Abby asked worriedly: "The Bible says that the Holy Son has already been in heaven above the nine heavens. When the world needs his salvation, he comes to the arms of Mary and walks in the world as Jesus. . Can a new life be compared with the Holy Son who has been practicing Taoism for hundreds of millions of years?"

"It's indeed a little worse." Alec Constantine sighed: "The Holy Son in the true sense is the Son of Jehovah. He is like the First Emperor, the founder of dynasty authority.

Even if the First Emperor made a throne with mud and carved a jade seal with bricks, the mud throne and bricks with jade seals could still become symbols of royal power.

Successors would scramble for mud and bricks.

The date and manner of birth of the Son of Jehovah are like the throne and the seal.

If we imitate the way of birth and give birth to the Holy Son at the time of its birth, we are equivalent to robbing the throne and the jade seal in order to inherit the authority of the First Emperor.

The Holy Son of the Holy Crusade is its blood relative, and our Holy Son is just an adopted son who stole a dragon for a phoenix.

Only when the blood relationship fails can the adopted son take over.

Of course, an adopted son is not as good as a blood relative, let alone the First Emperor himself.

But we don’t expect to be able to unify all the wastelands and span the multiverse like the First Emperor, just like the first emperor, we only need to control the destiny of mankind on earth. "

Now Abby understood completely.

The Holy Son of the Life Council is a low-end version of a knockoff.

The Life Council does not expect its counterfeit goods to sell well in the universe. It only needs to establish a "national brand" to meet the needs of human beings to "wear shoes" and occupy the small domestic market.

It doesn't matter whether the shoes fit your feet, whether they are comfortable or not, and whether they are durable. At last, the fate of wearing shoes is in the hands of your own family, and you are no longer stuck by foreign manufacturers.

“However, the prophecy on the stone tablet shows that the Son is prepared for the entire multiverse, with the mission of quelling the elemental unrest within the entire multiverse.

Can our children bear this responsibility? "Abby said slowly.

Alec Holland said awkwardly: "It's difficult, but it's not completely hopeless. It's a matter of nature and nurture. As long as the world, heaven and hell all support it, it should be possible."

Abby was silent.

Old Willow sneered: "I doubt whether the true Holy Son ever existed."

"Isn't Jesus the Holy Son?" Alec asked strangely.

The willow tree said: "There is news that it is the son of Michael. The traitorous king stole the authority of God and acted in the name of God everywhere. Even his son pretended to be the son of God. That's why Lucifer refused to pay homage to it, so Gabriel Leave heaven and become the king of angels on earth who will live forever on earth.”

As soon as these words came out, the entire forest fell silent, and even the old trees in the Tree Council were stunned.

"Who did you listen to? This is the ultimate blasphemy! If it reaches the ears of angels, we communicators will also get into big trouble." Sequoia said in a trembling voice.

The willow tree is the 'inquiry' of the Tree Council. News from the outside world flows in and orders from the Tree Council are conveyed through it.

"This rumor has spread several times in the magical world, but tracing its origin, it seems to come from heaven." Willow said uncertainly.

"Hey, heaven is going to have internal strife again!" Zhangshu said happily.

"This rumor is too false and unreliable." Oak said disapprovingly.

"It's not necessarily false. I also got news that the Holy Son who came this time is probably Uriel's son." Willow said.

"Fuck, can't you?" A few old trees almost jumped, if they weren't rooted in the ground.

"We will know tomorrow night whether it is true or not," said the old willow tree.

"Hey, someone is calling me." Alec Constantine was surprised and closed his eyes to carefully sense the calling voice.

"It's Harley. She met the 'Witch Hunting Team' headed by three Demon Lords."

"She's such a troublemaker," muttered the old oak.

"You are now a human being, and the Holy Son is coming soon, so you cannot respond to her." Hua Shu said seriously.

Alec Constantine nodded, "I understand that Harley has always been cunning and will definitely not put all her wealth and life on me."

At this moment, at noon on December 25th, Quinn Manor.

A sumptuous Christmas lunch was placed on the table, and the Quinn family and the Wayne family sat together.

First, hold the eggnog high and shout a Christmas message, then lunch officially begins.

"We are going to watch the Advent of the Son tonight, and we definitely can't stay home for dinner, so the Christmas dinner will be changed to noon." Harley explained to the Flying Robin Cat who had just returned.

Selina asked Wayne, the middle-aged and the young people across from him, "You also want to watch the coming of the Son of God?"

Bruce inserted a piece of tamales into his mouth and said vaguely: "I'm a little interested, but Alfred and Dick will go to the Zatanna Theater to watch the magic show."

Harry glanced at the boy next to him. He was eight or nine years old, with a childish face, full of energy and vigor, and not afraid of strangers. He noticed her gaze and looked over openly.

She didn't see anything they had in common except that her parents were murdered in front of her eyes.

The two have different personalities. Dick is obviously outgoing and lively, but Bruce was a boring gourd when he was a teenager.

She was curious, what was so special about him that made Bruce fall in love at first sight?

Could it be the legendary fate? (ps)

"Why are they here?" Selina approached Harley and whispered.

"I showed Bruce a video of his parents, and he kept asking me what they said, how their life was, and what heaven is like." Harley shrugged, "From morning to noon, to dinner time, it's... Let’s spend Christmas together.”

Bruce looked up at the two women and smiled: "The turkey and eggnog were brought by Alfred. Your Christmas food, along with the Christmas tree, were all destroyed in the battle last night."

"Your smile is a little weird, like a different person." Selina said strangely.

Ah Fu smiled happier and brighter than Bruce, "Miss Selina noticed it too? The master untied his knot and became much more cheerful."

"Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding." Suddenly, Harley's cell phone rang. She took it out and saw that it was Richie.

"Christmas is having lunch at the moment. What's going on?" she asked curiously.

"You still want to eat? The advent ceremony is about to begin." Richie said eagerly.

Harry was surprised: "Didn't you say it starts in the evening? It's only noon now."

"It's already dark now. Of course, it's not American time. The second generation of the Holy Son will be born on the same day as the first generation of the Holy Son. The first generation of the Holy Son will be born in Palestine." Rich said.

"Ah, based on the time zone in the Middle East, it's really dark now."

Harry suddenly remembered something. According to this calculation, when she went to heaven yesterday, it was actually Christmas Day.

(ps: Dick Grady was the first Robin and later Nightwing. He and his parents were both performers in the acrobatic troupe. One time, Bruce went to a performance and happened to encounter his parents falling off the rope - the rope was People have done something wrong.

In other words, Dick, like Bruce back then, witnessed the murder of his parents, which reminded Bruce of himself back then, so he adopted little Dick.

At this moment, Ah Fu had already started calling him Master Bruce, also because Dick was the eldest son. )