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Mrs. Shangdu said: "Since you have made up your mind, I will not advise you anymore, but I don't know much about the God of Destiny.

I am an ancient ancestor. At that time, we only worshiped gods who cared about the earth and actively interacted with humans.

To put it bluntly, the ancient ancestors were a group of ignorant aborigines.

Only when gods come to earth and perform miracles in front of humans on earth can we know Him, worship Him, and sacrifice to Him.

It is impossible for all the gods of destiny to come to the earth. In fact, the earth is the territory of the three goddesses of destiny on Mount Olympus. Even if other gods of destiny are curious about the earth, they generally will not develop beliefs on the earth. "

Harley was a little disappointed, but it wasn't surprising if she thought about it carefully.

For "Apprentice Harley" who has just entered the magic circle, Xanadu is an experienced senior who is like an "encyclopedia of magic"; when she becomes the God King, Xanadu's knowledge and experience are somewhat insufficient.

"Tell me what you know about the Destiny."

"You first turn on God to come down to earth to block possible magical perceptions, or high-dimensional peeping.

You are about to take a mace and stab the gods of destiny in the butts. They will definitely gnash their teeth and become furious. I am afraid that it will be a disaster. "Ms. Xanadu's words were spiritually transmitted.

"Don't worry, I'm more cautious than you. God's descent has already started." Harley said.

Ever since she used prophecy to spy on the three goddesses of destiny, she has activated all 14 defense specialties at every moment.

Whatever energy is used to activate the defense feat will create immunity to the miraculous properties displayed by the energy.

God is almighty and God’s power is almighty.

Using God's power to activate the God's defense specialty can almost all be defended.

Even if God's defense expertise does not target fate, it can more or less counteract the curse and prying eyes from fate.

The remaining defense feats are intended to form a "defense network" with the Connection Power defense feat.

Theoretically, it can defend against all damage and all negative effects in the DC multiverse.

Finally, coupled with the newly opened Destiny Defense Specialty, Harley has been crazy about death recently, but she has not encountered any bad luck.

The curse of the three goddesses of fate and the fate backlash (also a curse) caused by the fortune-telling big brother did not affect Harley.

"Tapu in the Egyptian pantheon is not a full-time god of fate. After becoming a god, he understood the laws of fate recognized by the Sea of ​​Laws. You may want to try him. There are also those in the Indian pantheon."

There are seven or eight names of gods mentioned in the book, all of which come from the pantheon of gods believed by people on earth. Hali also knows half of the gods.

"Why are there all these miscellaneous gods who are not doing their job properly? Are there any pure gods of destiny who only study the path of destiny?" Harley asked.

The core priesthood of those gods of destiny mentioned by Xanadu is not destiny.

Only after becoming gods did they slowly understand the laws of destiny and gain the divinity of destiny.

Xanadu shook his head and said: "There must be a pure God of Destiny, but I don't know it. The God of Destiny I know has told you all about it."

"It seems I have to go to Silver City." Harley sighed.

"Aren't these gods of destiny enough for you? Do you really want to offend all the gods of destiny in the multiverse?" Xanadu glared at her.

"Even Big Brother Destiny has been offended by me to death, and the three goddesses of destiny are even more incompatible with me. In comparison, the other gods of destiny are just a bunch of chicks, and they are like a drop in the bucket to me!" Ha! Li said nonchalantly.

"You're awesome, you're courageous, you're awesome!" Xanadu gave her a thumbs up, with a look of disgust on his face, "But can you leave my house? I'm weak and I'm afraid of being implicated."

Harley looked at her with strange eyes and said, "Do you really want me to leave? Let me tell you the truth, in order to increase the chance of the God of Destiny coming, I will probably borrow your identity."

"How can you lend me your identity?" Xanadu asked in confusion.

"Wait a moment, wait until I get the list of gods of destiny in the multiverse, and then I will explain it to you." Harley walked into the meditation room, sat down cross-legged, and a thought left the sea of ​​consciousness, quickly passing through Limbo and arriving at the Great Heaven. in front of the door.

As in the past, she met the black girl Zaulie at the gate of heaven.

Lao Zha did not play with her mobile phone today. She had a sword hanging on her waist, a spear in her hand, her armor was shining brightly, her head held high, her eyes sharp. This energy was comparable to those property security guards who had just opened a real estate project.

In the past, she often squatted on the stone steps and played with her mobile phone, like the concierge of a community whose house had been delivered.

"Brother God is back?"

Harley originally wanted to go directly to the Golden Hall to find Lord Michael, but seeing Zaulie's abnormal behavior, she couldn't help but feel curious and stopped.

Zaulie still maintained his tall and straight posture like a cypress, and only tilted his eyes at Harry.

"You are too late, the Lord is not in heaven now."

"My brother has come back before? When exactly?" Harley thought to herself: Sure enough!

Only Brother God can make such a big change in Lao Zha.

"Just a few hours ago."

"A few hours ago." Harley frowned slightly. She had just returned from the Ocean of Entropy a few hours ago.

Is it a coincidence or...

"What is my brother doing when he comes back?"

“I dare not speculate on the Lord’s intentions, and I will not reveal the Lord’s words and deeds to the outside world.”

Zauliel's black face radiates the radiance of sacred and firm faith.

Harley asked again: "Did my brother come alone, or did Chris come back holding him? By the way, have you carried my brother around recently like you used to do in the past?"

Zaulie's dark face kept coming, getting even darker, and his tone was harsh, "What does this have to do with you?"

Harley secretly laughed in her heart. This guy has really fallen out of favor. Brother God's "car" has been completely replaced by Chris.

"Don't I care about you? Tell me the detailed process of getting along with Brother God, and I will share your worries. Well, analyze and analyze." Harley said.

"Analyze what?"

"Analyze why Brother God doesn't let you hug him recently." Harley said.

"Does this still need analysis? Recently, there is a Holy Chris beside the Lord."

Zaulie tried his best to remain calm, but there was still a hint of sourness in his voice.

"Chris is not the root cause. There was no Chris before, but there are countless angels in Silver City. Why is my brother only looking for you?" Harley pointed at herself and said confidently: "My intelligence is known to everyone in the multiverse.

Tell me the complete conversation you had with Brother God these days.

I can surely think of a way for you to regain your grace. "

The Dog God is obviously fond of the new and hates the old.

If God changes his mind, there is nothing even God can do.

Naturally, she couldn't think of any good ideas. At this moment, she was just trying to trick Uriel into saying something.

Of course, Harley will still give her a placebo patch.

Zaulie didn't actually believe her lies, but her piety and longing for the dog god still gave her a little fantasy: maybe the insidious and cunning witch Harley could really help her regain the honor of "God's car"?

"When the Lord came over, I was squatting on the ground playing with my mobile phone. Wasn't Luther recently liberating the slave camp on Apokolips? Like most people on Earth, I have been paying attention to this event and posted my opinions in the community.

After seeing this, the Lord warned me not to play with my mobile phone in the future. He said that being immersed in online social media such as "Little Blue Book", "Twitter", and "Bibo" can easily lead to the corruption of simple and kind-hearted people.

Although I am an angel with firm faith, I still experience too few things.

Now even the demons of hell are taking over the Internet.

They feel that the traditional cult model is too inefficient and far less smooth and smooth than the Internet.

Finally, He sighed with emotion. After you preached the Bible, there should have been many more saints on the earth, but those good seedlings have been destroyed by today's Internet environment. "

Harley was a little disappointed, "That's all you said?"

"Of course it's more than that, but this is the only content related to myself." Zawlie said.

Harley mused: "The Internet and social software are just a tool. Devils can use them to promote depraved and evil ideas, and God's believers can also use them to promote God's teachings.

What effect can be achieved in the end depends only on the methods of heaven and hell. They themselves have no evil attributes. "

"The reality is that more ordinary people have fallen because of it. Those men and women who have been brainwashed by extremist ideas have already believed in the teachings of demons.

Even if they still regard themselves as believers in God, they are destined to fall into hell in the future. "Zhaulie said solemnly.

"The reality is that only demons are using it. Angels don't even have a public account, let alone use it to promote anything." Harley said.

"You've gone too far. What you're talking about has nothing to do with me." Zaulie reminded.

Harry rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Why don't you debut as the first Internet celebrity angel? Anyway, you have been interviewed by Louise, the famous star of the universe, and many people have seen you, the Eagle Archangel, on TV. .

You directly open an account with your real identity and become the ‘Internet Angel God of War’ to refute those demonic remarks that tempt mortals to fall.

Whenever something happens in society that attracts public attention, you make public comments just like those Internet celebrities.

With your fame and status, you will definitely become popular all over the world.

Every time you post a comment on social media, your comment immediately enters the top ten search lists on the Internet.

As long as you don't imitate some house-collapsing experts and act as a wallflower, causing embarrassment that 'today's you' defeated 'yesterday's self', you can continue to be popular and gradually become an official media representative of justice and light. '. "

Zaulie frowned and said, "What does Internet celebrity angel have to do with my request?"

“Hey, as the saying goes, ‘It’s hard for big guys to be Internet celebrities’ and ‘Big guys in the world love Internet celebrities’, when you become the number one Internet celebrity angel in the multiverse, you will definitely attract my brother’s attention.

Maybe He will become your number one brother, as long as your work is enough to satisfy Him. "Harry said with a smile.

Zaulie was a little moved. She was unfortunate that God would become the top brother on the list, but she felt that as long as she was famous enough, God would pay special attention to her.

As long as she could get God's attention, she would be very satisfied even if she still couldn't become His car.

“But I’ve never been an internet celebrity, so I don’t know what to do.”

"Don't worry, behind every Internet celebrity there is a team, and I will definitely form the strongest team in the universe for you." Harley assured her.

"The Lord told me to use my mobile phone less in the future." Zaulie was already ready to make a move.

"You are not 'playing', you are working, fighting demons, and cleaning up the dirty social network for my brother." Harley said seriously.

"Harley, thank you." Zaulehey showed an expectant smile on his face, "Hurry up and help me form a team. I can't wait."

Harry took advantage of the opportunity and immediately asked: "Old Zha, apart from telling you not to go online, what else did my brother say?"

Zaulie hesitated for a moment, "What are you doing in heaven this time? If you want to see the Maharaja, you can ask the Maharaja."

Harley asked in surprise: "My brother's return this time has something to do with the Maharaja? Also, why did you say I was going to see the Maharaja? When did I meet the Maharaja?"

Only a few archangels knew about her cooperation with Michael. In fact, the acting king Raphael who controlled the Voice of Heaven had some guesses.

Michael had always been cautious. When he went to the Ocean of Entropy for the first time, he deliberately avoided the eyes and ears of the angels and quietly went to the bottom of Limbo to meet Harley.

Harley was also very tight-lipped and never told anyone about Michael.

Even Hades, the king of Hades, didn't know that she was using Michael's "power as king" to pass his thinking consciousness to another world.

She just borrowed the authority of the Great Lord, and Hades didn't notice anything unusual.

"Don't ask. Even if you are my friend, I cannot reveal the Lord's secrets to you." Zaulie said seriously.

Harley thought thoughtfully, no matter how strict she and Michael were, it would be difficult to hide it from the dog god.

The dog God came back to find Michael this time, and it probably has something to do with the story!

"The fact that I used the 'power of the king' to help you pass on the 'story of the King of Martial God' was known to him."

Sure enough, after meeting the Great King Michael, he got straight to the point and was straightforward, without being coy like Zauliel, and he didn't even wait for Halli to ask.

"Did my brother punish you?" Harley asked.

Michael shook his head. There was no worry or sorrow on his face, but his eyes flashed with excitement.

"The authority of the great king belongs to me, and you, the God of War, are not outsiders. You are not doing bad things by borrowing your authority. Why should he punish me? No one in this world can punish me except myself.

He came to me to tell me that I used my authority to help you pass on the story, which alerted the ‘Great King’ of the universe next door. "

Harry was also excited when he heard this, "Is the king of the next universe your peer? What else did my brother say? What is his attitude towards our affairs?"

"Have you just been to the Ocean of Entropy? Has there been any breakthrough in spreading the story?"

Michael also guessed that Brother God's coming to find him was related to Harley's latest story perception, otherwise it wouldn't be such a coincidence.

"Compared with the previous few times, there has indeed been a big breakthrough. Now there are at least thousands of people from other worlds who have become my believers and can provide me with faith. I guess Hades's consciousness has awakened and he has shown a lot of bluffing. The miraculous power of man." Harley said.

Hades is the King of Death. The greatest thing in life is life and death, and the miracle that most shocks believers is resurrection from death.

"There are more than a thousand believers in such a short period of time. There will only be more people who know your story. No wonder the king of heaven in the strange world can detect something strange." Michael thought thoughtfully.

Then He explained: "The Lord has no attitude, He just warned me - I am going on a very dangerous adventure, and the King of Heaven in the next universe has noticed me. If I learn from Hades, I will also project through the story If it is passed to another world, it is very likely that the sheep will fall into the tiger's mouth."

"If 'Michael Next Door' sets his sights on you, you may really be swallowed up by him. First of all, he has a home field advantage. His authority as king can be 100% effective in the universe next door. Where does your authority as king come from? It doesn’t matter whether you still have the authority of a king or not.

Secondly, what you have in the past is only thinking consciousness, and a consciousness cannot be stronger than a complete body. "

"You don't have to worry about me, I know what's going on." Michael said calmly.

Harry asked again: "My brother just cares about you, and doesn't strictly prohibit you or allow you to use the power of the king?"

Michael shook his head, "The authority belongs to me and no one can take it away. The meaning of His existence is just to try different paths, not to manage heaven."

If Harley realized something, "I'm actually looking for you today to find out about the God of Destiny in the multiverse. When I walked to the gate of heaven, I saw that Zaulie was acting differently than usual, and I knew that Brother God had come."

"Do you want me to help you introduce those gods of destiny, or do you simply want information about them? Are you impatient and planning to directly rob them of their origins?" Michael asked doubtfully.

"If you are willing to take me to see them, that would be best. If you can't, just tell me their relevant information." Harley said frankly: "I won't hide it from you, I really can't wait.

I have been working on cultivating my own Destiny since you suggested it last year.

It's a pity that until today, I don't even understand the laws of fate.

You know, I can wait, the people I'm trying to help don't have much time. "

Michael said slowly: “I can’t tell you their information directly.

The God of Destiny has a very keen perception. If he predicts that his crisis will come from me, I am not afraid of them, but at this time, I don't want to get into trouble, and I don't want those causes and effects to affect my journey to another universe.

The god of fate cannot harm us directly, but it can distort our destiny to a certain extent. "

"With your strength and realm, are you still afraid of the curse of the God of Destiny?" Harley frowned.

Michael looked up at her and said angrily: "One or two gods of destiny are cursing me, of course I'm not afraid, but this time you are going to provoke all the gods of destiny in the multiverse.

And your ultimate goal is ‘destiny’ itself.

‘Destiny’ plus all the gods of destiny is the destiny of the multiverse. You will have to shed a layer of skin this time even if you don’t die.

I am not as good as you. You often violate the established destiny, but my destiny is always in the "Book of Destiny". "

At the end of the sentence, Michael's tone became more helpless and depressed.

After a moment of silence, He used his mental power to transmit the message: "Go find the Voice of Heaven and spend tens of millions to redeem the message from the God of Destiny. The Voice of Heaven is not equal to heaven, and it will not implicate me. It is not afraid of the God of Destiny. cause and effect."

Harley looked at him strangely for a while, "What should I do with Raphael? The secret of the Voice of Heaven must not be hidden from 'destiny'."

"To be an acting king, of course you have to pay a certain price." Michael said calmly.

Harley smiled, happily.

She would be happier if she could see with her own eyes that Raphael was punished for leaking the secret to her.

"Amra, the angel of fate, is it possible to be persuaded?" she asked again.

Amla rejected her as early as last year and did not even meet her.

"Don't think about it. He has a very good relationship with Raphael and Gabriel. He has always hated you, especially after you protected the succubus Ellie and the wizard Constantine who dug out Baigali's heart." Micah Le shook his head and said.

"She formed a small group with Raphael and Gabriel, but the words of the majesty didn't work?" said Harley.

Michael said calmly: "You don't need to sow discord, of course she will listen to me. When I first conveyed your request to her, even if she was extremely reluctant, she planned to reluctantly see you.

I told her there was no need to force me, I was only responsible for delivering the message and I didn’t promise you anything, so she simply refused. "

"Why did you stop her? Don't you want to help me?" Harley sounded a little excited.

"We are friends, and I will try my best to help you. But Amra is also my friend, and I never force a friend, even for another friend.

Likewise, I will not force you not to take action against Amla.

Now that she has rejected you, you must also put her on the ‘list of murdered gods of destiny’, right? "Michael said strangely.

Harry nodded repeatedly in his mind, but said seriously on his face: "No, she is your friend, and I will not take action against a friend of a friend."

Michael smiled and said nothing.

Harley spent a full 50 million Heavenly Merits to get a list from the Voice of Heaven containing the true names of 395 gods of destiny.

This time she did not have any credit, nor did she seek a loan from Tianzhisheng.

Even if she spends 50 million Heavenly Merits, she still has a balance of more than 20 million Merits in her account.

Most of them come from her reward of spreading God's word across the multiverse.

Every time she holds a lecture conference in the main universe, she can receive varying amounts of heavenly merit.

When repairing the parallel universe destroyed by the anti-monitor king, Harley also pretended to be the spokesperson of heaven, which also had the effect of promoting God's teachings.

Although each parallel universe did not receive much merit, the number of parallel universes she repaired was too many.

In the end, they gathered their strength and made a small profit of tens of millions.

"My dear, there are so many gods of destiny in our multiverse?"

Mrs. Xanadu was shocked when she saw the "List of Destinies" typed out by Harley on the keyboard.

Harry was very calm, "They are all miscellaneous gods who only regard destiny-like priesthood as a side job.

If you look at our circle of friends, it seems that except for Ivy and I, you all are more or less studying divination.

Considering the population base of the eight major divine realms and thousands of magic planes, there are less than 400 gods who control the laws of destiny, which is already considered a small number. "

After carefully reading the "List of Destiny Gods", Harley decided to make Amra, the Angel of Destiny, the first target.

"Xanadu, do you remember, I said before that I would borrow your identity."

As Harley said this, she used her life connection power defense expertise to control body cells, gradually changing her face and body shape into Xanadu's.

Then, the aura on her body quickly converged.

She is so restrained that others cannot sense her power and life fluctuations at all.

If her body hadn't become invisible, Xanadu would have thought she had disappeared from him.

"You don't want to pretend to be me and use my identity to divine the fate of those gods of destiny, right?" Xanadu was shocked and angry at the same time, but also found it a little funny, "The gods of destiny can peek into the mysteries of destiny. , seeing part of the truth about the future from the line of fate, how could I be deceived by your appearance?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Harley once again radiated strength and mental fluctuations outwards. At first, it was still a little stagnant, and her breath fluctuated erratically. Gradually, the breath on her body began to show obvious characteristics.

The aura characteristic of Mrs. Xanadu!

Xanadu opened his eyes wide and said in disbelief: "You, how come your mental fluctuations and life breath are exactly the same as mine?"

Harley already looks the same as her, and now even has the same breath, so isn't she her?

"If you don't even have this method, why should I borrow your identity?" Harley said with a proud smile.

"How did you do it?" Madam Xanadu just asked, and immediately thought of the previous dual soul cultivation with Harley.

She condensed her divination experience and memory into a thought, and then used that thought to assimilate a blank thought from Harley.

Harley's blank thoughts became exactly the same as her thoughts, almost carved from the same mold.

If that thought were used to control her body, would the mental fluctuations emanating from Harley's body be exactly the same as hers?

"You are now using the thought that was assimilated by me as your main consciousness?" Xanadu said thoughtfully.

Harry nodded first, then shook his head and said: "That thought will indeed play an important role, but it is essentially just experience and memory related to divination.

Divination is not everything to you, and that thought cannot represent the complete you. "

"Then why does the aura on your body look exactly like mine?" Xanadu asked.

"During the final crisis, I captured Kanter, the god of assassins. Do you remember?"

Xanadu nodded and said: "It is said that he is very good at assassination and torture, and has mastered the fighting skills and punishment skills of 100 million civilizations."

"He is not a god of martial arts, nor a god of punishment. The core skill of an assassin is to conceal and change his breath.

That guy has been tortured by me in the stomach dimension for tens of thousands of years, and he has no secrets at all.

His method of concealing his aura was of no use to me.

Not to mention the breath, I can even hide other people's memories of me. "

Harley's concealment of aura was not based on skills, but on cheating.

Guiding the tears of death and the wind of nothingness into the body, not even the traces of existence were erased, let alone the breath of power and the fluctuation of life.

"Of course, I don't just rely on Kanter's breath disguise skills, even Kanter himself can't do it like me.

The thought that was assimilated by you before has now become the core of my soul.

Coupled with the emotional control of the perfect nightmare, it finally achieves the current effect of pretending to be real. "

Everyone was stunned and shouted: "Even if you can even imitate the breath perfectly, the God of Destiny is a fortune teller who tracks and peeks at himself through the thread of destiny. Your thread of destiny is definitely different from mine."

Harley shrugged, "I'm just trying my best to increase the probability of success. I don't expect to succeed every time."

She has the Destiny Defense Specialty, which makes her immune to tracking by the Thread of Destiny to a certain extent, and can also obscure the God of Destiny's divination of her identity to a certain extent.

The Destiny Defense specialty is like a veil, blurring the probing sight of the God of Destiny.

It's a pity that her fate defense expertise level is not high enough, otherwise she would be able to cut off any detection from the thread of destiny with her expertise alone.

If the God of Destiny cannot track her through the thread of fate, there is a high chance that she will send down a clone projection to see with her own eyes who is peeping at her future. Then Harley started brazenly, capturing the projection of the God of Destiny and squeezing the meager power of destiny from it.

"If you succeed, and the God of Destiny you are spying on really thinks that I am trying to harm them, have you ever thought about how they will retaliate against me?" Xanadu said excitedly.

"I thought about it and dreamed about them hating you so much that they would show up at your doorstep and plan to cut you into pieces. In the end, I cut them into pieces." Harley said with anticipation.

Looking at her shining eyes and eager face, I felt speechless and powerless.

Harley continued: "If they are just incompetent and furious, with me by your side, no matter how powerful and vicious the curse is, it will be useless."

"So, not only can I not kick you out, but I also have to prepare a meditation room and a crystal ball to serve you comfortably and make you feel homesick?" Xanadu said with a wooden face.

Harley patted her shoulder and comforted: "You are not alone, I will imitate you first and go through the 395 Gods of Destiny.

When they become wary of you, I will change into Constantine's vest and take their turn again.

Then change to Zatanna's vest for the third round of harvesting.

Finally, they disguised themselves as Sages of Ochi, allowing them to experience the fear of having their fate dictated by the 'Devoured Destiny' for the fourth time. "

She pointed at herself and said with a smile: "After today, I will be the 'Devouring Destiny'."

Madam Xanadu swallowed and said dryly: "I, Zatanna, Constantine, and Sage Ochi have all helped you assimilate thoughts."

"Well, for now, the only way to imitate the four of you is to make the aura look the same as the real thing." Harley said.

"Do you have a conscience? The four of us regard you as a good friend and selflessly dedicate our experience and skills, but you caught us and tricked us into death?" Xanadu shouted excitedly.