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"I don't want to be 'Chen Yongren'!" Upon hearing Harley's request, Fat Tou refused without even thinking about it.

"Don't get excited, I haven't explained what I want you to do yet." Harley said displeased.

"Why do you need to explain? I can guess it. It's just 'three years after three years', and in the end I will die a good death." Fatty shouted.

"It will definitely not take three years, three days if possible, and no more than three months at the longest." Harley said.

"'Chen Yongren' sounds too scary and could kill someone." The fat man still looked reluctant.

"Parallax Monster and Yumang have been snatched away by the mastermind behind the scenes, but are they dead? Can you sense their status?" Harley asked.

The fat head hesitated for a moment and said honestly: "Not dead."

Then it quickly said: "But what if the person behind the scenes waits for the Seven Lantern Beasts to gather before committing the murder?"

"Have you seen "Naruto"?" Harley asked.

Fatty said: "We are completely different from the nine-tailed beasts. Every lamp beast is equal in strength, status and personality, unlike the nine-tailed beasts whose identity is determined by the number of tails.

More importantly, after the tailed beasts merge into one, a new ten-tailed consciousness will be born.

Our seven emotions cannot be mixed together to form new emotions.

A person can have multiple emotions. For example, he can be greedy and fearful, and he can also be determined and angry, and multiple emotions coexist.

But no matter how many emotions coexist, greed is still greed, and it will not become another emotion because of the existence of other emotions.

After the fusion of the nine-tailed beast, even if it is as powerful as the nine-tailed beast, its chakra attributes cannot be preserved, and will be replaced by the more advanced ten-tailed chakra. "

Harley nodded and said: "Even if the seven emotional lamp beasts merge, they will only mix with each other and their essence will not change; the union of the nine tails is a chemical reaction, changing from one chemical to another.

I am now more and more curious about what the people behind the scenes are collecting you for, and how far they can go.

But what I want to say is not that the nine tailed beasts in "Naruto" merge into one, but that the tailed beasts can be divided into yin and yang.

Naruto and his father each have half of the Nine-Tails. The Eight-Tails often breaks off its limbs to escape. You lampmons may not be able to try. "

"There's no way to try. The tailed beast and I are different and cannot be divided into two people." The fat head shook his head repeatedly.

"What would be the result if you split your origin into two?" Harley asked.

"I will die." Fatty said immediately.

"You will never die. I once swallowed the nine sources of Parallax monster, and it is still alive and kicking."

The fat head was startled, "Did the nine sources you swallowed form another parallax monster?"

"That's useless. I have to digest it before I can control its origin. Otherwise, those origins will break free from the dimension of my stomach bag and return to the body of the Parallax Monster.

So I guess that after the origin is divided, the essence of the lamp beast can be retained.

Anyway, no one will die, let’s give it a try. "Harry looked at the fat head expectantly.

"It must be very painful even if you don't die."

Fat Tou didn't want to use himself as a human test subject, nor did he want to be forced to become Chen Yongren after the experiment was successful.

Harley said: "The mastermind behind the scenes must be dealt with, right? He has obviously set his sights on you. Either move forward bravely and deal with him, or hide and wait for him to deal with you.

You can only commit a thief for a thousand days, but you can't guard against a thief for a thousand days. Are you going to hide in the manor your whole life and never come out? "

But Fat Tou had his own little calculation, "The mastermind behind the scenes will definitely not be able to wait for a lifetime. When Gaizongyu, Yaoshihuang, and Xuetu Niu fell, he won six times in a row."

At that time, he must have been complacent, ecstatic, impatient, and impatient, and then tried to attack Quinn Manor.

Hey hey hey, then you will be able to capture him and easily deal with him, and I will escape without any surprise or danger. "

Harley glanced at it and said, "What a beautiful idea you have! The enemy doesn't know anyone. What if I can't catch him?"

"If you can't beat me, you can at least run away. You take me and we will escape to Heaven Mountain and see what the mastermind behind the scenes does." The fat man smiled proudly.

Harley was speechless.

Seeing that she had nothing to say, Fat Tou began to feel embarrassed.

"Tell me your plan."

Harley mused: "Usually, your lantern beasts and lanterns are integrated into one, with the lantern as the host and the lantern beasts inhabiting the lanterns.

Eventually, a state of soul fusion is achieved, where the energy body of the lantern beast and the body of the lantern merge with each other.

Why can't it be the other way around, with the lantern beast as the host and the lantern residing in the body of the lantern beast? Anyway, the end result is the same, the soul and body are integrated and intimate. "

Fatty subconsciously wanted to retort loudly: How can a lamp beast become a host?

But then an answer automatically appeared in its mind: Why can't lamp beasts become hosts? Who made the rule?

It hesitated and said: "I have never thought of it this way. Can it be done?"

"We'll find out if we try it." Harley stared at it with burning eyes.

"How to try?" Fat Tou swallowed the non-existent saliva.

Harley stretched out her right palm toward it, and a bloody line split open in her palm, soundlessly, and a bloody mist spewed out.

The blood mist does not smell of blood at all. In fact, it has no smell at all.

The afternoon sun fell on it, and it still shone brightly, as if it was glowing. It was very beautiful and seemed a bit sacred.

"This is the pure power of blood, now" Harley thought, and each thought turned into strands of spiritual power and merged into the power of blood.

Under the sunlight, the blood mist looked even more sacred and beautiful, like a blood lotus blooming in front of the temple in heaven.

"Huhu." The blood mist rose automatically without wind and rose into the air, transforming into a bloody human form.

The same appearance and figure as Harley, still winking at the fat head.

It was obviously the same blood red as its skin, but Fat Tou could see the humanity in its eyes.

"Don't resist. This bloodline phantom body is in an energy state just like you. It should be able to integrate into your body." Harley said.

"You do it." Fatty opened his eyes wide, let go of his spiritual space, and let her do what he wanted.

If a breeze blows towards the fat head, it will turn into millions of red dust, fall on the fat head, penetrate into its green forehead, and dye the smaller half of its head pink.

"Uh-huh"

The fat man's eyes were wide open, his eyeballs were moving wildly, and the emotions in his eyes were changing rapidly.

"Don't struggle, it's me, I won't hurt you."

Harley's body stretched out her right hand and gently stroked Fatty's head to soothe his uneasy mood.

Gradually, the fat head's red head turned green again, and his eyes were no longer crazy.

"It's so magical, I have really become your host." Fatty flapped the long ribbon-like fins on his cheeks and turned to look at himself curiously, "But I don't feel much has changed."

"That's because my thoughts are sleeping in your body, and my power has not been stimulated." Harley said.

"You've inspired me to give it a try." Fat Tou was eager to give it a try.

"You take the initiative to 'sink' your thoughts to the bottom of the sea of ​​consciousness and let me control your body."

While Harley was talking, Fat Head was doing it, and then there were no drastic changes such as sound, light or shadow. Fat Head was still the same, but its eyes changed, becoming exactly the same as Harley.

"Hahaha, I became an ion shark." Fat Tou's voice didn't change, but his tone clearly didn't belong to it.

"The movements are a bit stiff. It seems that my little idea cannot mobilize the huge emotional energy in your body."

The fat head shook his head and tail for a while. It was a very simple movement, but it was stumbling and not smooth.

"Fat man, raise your thoughts, yes, like this, slowly, don't take my position. Treat your brain as a cab, and sit in the 'co-pilot', OK, great."

Under Harley's training, the ion shark's movements became more and more relaxed and skillful.

From afternoon to evening, the "Hidden Ion Man" state with the Ion Shark as its host has been able to exist for a long time and stably.

"What's the use of this? My strength has not increased, but has weakened. It's better for me to fight alone. There is no chance of winning against the mastermind behind the scenes." Fatty asked doubtfully.

Harley put her arms on its shark head and whispered: "I want the origin of the Seven Lantern Beast, which you have always known.

But there are some lamp beasts that I can't find, and even if I find them, it's hard to get started.

For example, purple lights, blue lights and cyan lights.

Therefore, this theft of the lantern beast is actually a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for me. "

"You want me to be captured by the people behind the scenes, and when I'm locked up with six other lamp beasts, what can you do?" the fat head asked doubtfully.

Harley explained: "The person behind the scenes will definitely not just lock you together, he will definitely need to combine your efforts to do something.

Whether it's imitating Naruto's Nine-Tails Fusion, or something else, your origins will be connected.

Otherwise, there would be no need to gather the seven lamp beasts.

This is my opportunity. Taking advantage of the opportunity of your origin connection, I quietly awakened and swallowed the power of other lamp beasts. Without anyone noticing, the blame was placed on the person behind the scenes. "

The fat head fell into silence.

Harry looked at it for a while and said softly: "If you don't want to, you don't have to force it. Although my idea is beautiful, if the people behind the scenes don't play by the rules, not only will I not get any benefits, but I may also cause you to be robbed. .

I can even send you to Heaven Mountain right now, completely eliminating the idea of ​​the person behind the scenes. "

"Oh, you've said that, what else can I do? Let's give it a try." Fatty sighed.

"Don't force it," Harley said.

Fat Tou said: "I just feel helpless, not forced. You have the intention to snatch the origin of the lamp beast. If you don't do it today, you will do it tomorrow.

As long as you do it, there will always be risks.

Since you choose to do it now, it means that you feel that doing it now has the lowest risk and the highest cost performance.

I trust your judgment. "

"Boo!" Harry hugged Fat Tou's head and kissed it, then smiled and said, "Fat Tou, you are indeed my good partner."

The fat head muttered in a low voice: "It's not easy to be your good partner. You have to risk your life often."

Harley pretended not to hear its complaints and said: "The next step is to choose a green light host for you. Before choosing a host, you first store part of the origin with me, just in case."

That night, the black Green Lantern John Stewart received a text message from Harley and came to Quinn Manor full of doubts.

In the backyard viewing pavilion, he saw Harley making tea at the stone table, and the ion shark floating beside it.

"John, I need you to become Ion Man!" Harley handed over a glass of Pu'er and said with a serious expression.

The tea cup that John just brought to his mouth almost knocked over.

"Why?" He widened his eyes and asked in shock.

"Didn't you read the recent news about the Seven Color Legion? There is a mysterious strong man hunting lantern beasts. Currently, all the lantern beasts with yellow lanterns, orange lanterns, and purple lanterns have been lost.

In the past two days, a piece of news related to Savage has been circulating in the super villain circle, saying that as soon as he obtained the Predator, he sold it to Mysterio, who was rewarded with advanced technological knowledge.

Obviously, the news was released by Savage himself.

The purpose is also simple, to declare that he is just a mercenary who gets paid to do things, not the mysterious guest who stirs up troubles, so as to get rid of the joint search by the Seven Lantern Corps and the Justice League.

So, Mysterio has obtained three lamp beasts.

In order to cope with the current crisis, Blue Lantern, Green Lantern, and Red Lantern made the most correct and wise decision - to find the lantern beast and match the lantern beast with the most suitable host to form the strongest combat power of the legion. "

Harley sighed and expressed sincere admiration: "I have to admit that the Seven Lantern Corps' move is very clever and very smart, turning the original burden into the strongest protective shield."

The fat head glanced at her with a dull expression.

John frowned and said: "Harley, I am a Green Lantern myself, so of course I understand the current situation of the Seven Lantern Corps. What I don't understand is, why choose me instead of Hal?

Hal is the most powerful Green Lantern and the leader of the Green Lantern Corps.

Or, you can choose Kyle. His qualifications and honors far exceed mine. "

——If Hal or Kyle were chosen, how could the people behind the scenes snatch Fat Head from Ion Man? I chose you because you are the weakest. Moreover, the military files also show that you suffered from post-war psychological stress disorder. Such a huge mental flaw can be exploited by the enemy.

John Stewart, like Hal, was born in the military.

Hal was an air force captain, and John was from the special operations force. Because his marksmanship was too accurate, he killed too many people with snipers. He couldn't stand it anymore, suffered a psychological breakdown, and was forced to retire.

This kind of person is most likely to get into trouble.

"John, don't underestimate yourself. Hal has been corrupted and Kyle has been controlled by the Parallax Monster. You are the only one who has worked hard and never made a mistake (ps)."

Harley's eyes were shining and her expression was serious, so John almost agreed directly.

"Even so, Hal or Kyle would be more suitable and more powerful than me to become Ion Man." He said hesitantly.

"John, let me be honest with you. I am asking you to be Ion Man now. I am just using your power to protect Fat Head. I am not really giving Fat Head to you.

When this incident is over, I will pull the fat head out of your body.

Our relationship can be regarded as friends, but the friendship is not very deep, but when it comes to Hal and Kyle, do you understand what I mean? "

After hearing this, John actually felt a little embarrassed and uncomfortable.

However, Harley's "frank confession" also dispelled his doubts: if she asked friends like Hal or Kyle to protect Fat Head, she would be embarrassed to ask them to immediately release the Ion Man state. If it were him, she would not No scruples anymore.

"Of course, after today, we will definitely be good friends. You help me today, and if you need anything tomorrow, you can come to me at any time." Harley said boldly.

"I will definitely protect the Ion Shark with my life!" John promised with firm eyes.

He didn't care much about Harley's friendship. He had lived well before when their "friendship was not deep".

But as a Green Lantern and a hero of the Alliance, he has the responsibility to protect the Ion Shark from being snatched away by conspirators.

"I trust you completely." Harley said seriously.

The next evening, the Hall of Justice.

"Harry, I'm sorry." John Stewart lowered his head, his face full of shame, and did not dare to look at Harley who was walking over.

Harley patted his shoulder and comforted him: "The lantern beast can always be found. The key is that the person is fine."

John looked up and saw the hidden worry and anxiety in her eyes, and he felt even more guilty when he saw the forced smile on her face.

He also promised her yesterday that he would protect the Ion Shark with all his strength.

As a result, within a day of becoming Ion Man, Fat Head was forcibly removed from his body.

Not only did Harley not blame him or ridicule him, but she endured her sadness and comforted him. He really had mixed feelings and wanted to cry.

"You really can't blame John." Hal walked over and said with a sad expression: "He is not the only one here, there are me, Sinestro, Carol, Saint Walker, Qingnu, Atrocitas, Lafleeze, and the Blood Butcher. , Yao Maiden, Convert, seven legion leaders, plus four hosts, as well as Da Chao, Diana and other heroes, they all failed to stop him."

"Who is he? Why didn't you call me?" Harley asked one after another.

"Carona!" Hal said with a solemn expression: "It is the chief scientist of Maltus who was the place where observation time originated three billion years ago and caused the universe to split from a single entity into multiple entities."

"It turned out to be him." Harley was a little surprised, but not too shocked.

Gunther and Said can live from three billion years ago to the present, and Kalona is also a little blue man. He was just exiled at the beginning, and it is not unusual for him to come back and cause trouble now.

Hal continued: "We had no chance to find you. Kalona suddenly came with the lamp beast and controlled Barry with the parallax monster without any resistance."

"Oh, you would never imagine how terrifying the crazy Flash with no bottom line is." He said with lingering fear.

(ps: Based on the content of the original comic, Harley’s words at this time are a bit ironic. John Stewart may not have made fewer mistakes than Hal.

That guy was a star-exploding maniac. First, because of his carelessness and arrogance, he exploded the planet Zanshi, killing billions of people on the entire planet.

Then he took the initiative to shoot Mogo, the Planet Green Lantern. )