I want to have a date with Superman

"Whoosh!" A golden-red light flashed, and a man in a red uniform appeared in front of Harry.

The World's Fastest Man, The Flash Barry Allen.

Harley blinked, she didn't even see his shadow clearly just now.

He was faster.

And her level five Speed ​​Force defense feat seems to be not enough.

She looked at Barry with some thoughts and explorations in her eyes: Upgrading her defense expertise required the Speed ​​Force. He was the only one who could provide her with the Speed ​​Force, but why should he satisfy her request?

"Harley, you guessed it right, Hawkgirl has been dead for a long time, and the person who called you is a black light zombie." Barry only felt that her eyes were serious, and he did not guess that she was making plans for him.

"As you said, before entering the Black Throat Museum, I used the Speed ​​Force to split an energy clone. He could become my second body in a short time. Hawk Girl didn't notice anything unusual.

The scary thing is that even if you reminded me, I didn't notice anything unusual about her.

She is completely different from other living corpses. She has healthy skin, body temperature and heartbeat like a living person.

Almost exactly like a living person.

At that time I even suspected that you were mistaken.

But when I deliberately held her arm and left my back to her, her palms turned into sharp claws, ruthlessly piercing my back.

It was also at that moment that a small amount of black light aura leaked from her body.

If she didn't think that the overall situation was settled, that I was dead and no longer needed to pretend, maybe she could continue to maintain the appearance and aura of a living person. "

"It's too scary." Louise beside her turned pale and trembled: "Can we still trust our companions and relatives around us in the future? (ps)

Possessing the corpse's complete memory during life, it can 100% simulate the corpse's personality and habits, which is almost equivalent to resurrecting the dead. The living corpse has no vital points and is almost impossible to kill with conventional means.

Now he has the ability to pretend to be a living person, and his IQ is so high that he knows how to use tricks to lure living people into taking the bait.

How to solve such a terrible Black Night crisis? "

Ivy asked: "Can the living zombies Hawkman and Hawkgirl use the N-metal weapons they had when they were alive? That is their natural equipment, and only they can exert the true effect of the weapon."

"They did hold N-metal war hammers in their hands, but I'm not sure how effective the weapon was. After being sneak-attacked by the Eagle Girl Corpse Demon, my real body hiding outside the museum didn't show up at all, and I was here the next moment."

Having said this, Barry looked at Harley in confusion and asked, "You didn't see Hawkgirl at the beginning, how did you guess that she was a living corpse?"

Harley said: "Hawkeye awakened her past life memories more than ten years later than Hawkman. Just two years ago, Hawkgirl was just a KFC waiter."

"What does this mean?"

"Hawkman's strength crushes Hawkgirl. It makes no sense that Hawkman is declining and Hawkgirl still has a chance to make phone calls." Harley said.

"Maybe the Eagle Man Corpse Demon deliberately didn't kill her, but wanted to use words to break her heart and arouse her emotions?" Louise said.

Harley glanced at her and said, "This is the difference between you and me. I noticed something was wrong, so I asked the Flash to test it out. It costs nothing, but the reward may be a life.

You realize something is wrong and don't want to take more precautions. Instead, you try to comfort yourself not to think too much.

I am cautious, so I have experienced many crises and still lived well.

You are so careless, your job is not considered safe, and you have no idea how you are still alive today. "

Louise looked at Da Chao subconsciously, looking embarrassed and proud.

Dachao frowned in thought and said nothing.

Barry worried: "Living corpses actually know how to disguise themselves. What should we do now?"

"Did you meet any family members who were resurrected from the dead tonight?" Harley asked.

He yelled: "My mother was just like what you described in your notice. She did not attack me immediately, but stimulated me with words, and then suddenly penetrated my chest with her hand while I was distracted.

Of course, it's just an afterimage of the chest.

My mother was just an ordinary person when she was alive. Even if she became a black lantern demon, her speed did not increase much.

Her movements were too slow in my eyes. "

His eyes moved flexibly in his sockets, and Harley sighed deliberately: "The most terrifying thing about the Black Lantern Demons is not their strength, but that they were all our close friends and relatives.

Even if they only see them, most people will lose their guard and reveal huge flaws.

In addition to Superman, there are also Oliver and Kyle. Their father followed my path and became a civil servant in hell from a sinful spirit tortured in hell.

They know this and will definitely not be deceived by living corpses. "

She deliberately looked at Barry with her eyes, expecting him to be thoughtful, suddenly enlightened, moved in his heart, expectant in his eyes, embarrassed on his face, mooing over and over again, humiliating, begging, and finally offering his Speed ​​Force.

Then she would be happy.

But Barry was unmoved when he heard that Oliver and Kyle's father had been redeemed by the "Hell Guardian".

——Is this a rebellious son who doesn’t care that his mother is suffering in hell?

That's not right. If he were a treacherous son, he would never be deceived by a living corpse.

Moreover, Barry is a good old man, and filial piety comes first. People who are not filial will definitely not be able to be a good man.

"Alas, only people like Superman, Oliver, and Kyle who know the fate of their loved ones' souls will not be deceived. It is difficult for others to resist the emotional impact of the reappearance of their loved ones." Harley sighed again.

Barry finally reacted.

"Even if I knew that my mother's soul had dissipated in Limbo, I was still deceived by the living corpse. It is difficult for reason to work when facing close relatives." He shook his head.

"How do you know that your mother's soul has returned to Lingbo Prison?" Hali asked.

"The last time Heaven rebelled, I got a lot of merit, so I spent five thousand to check it with a guard dog."

Harley was stunned.

No wonder he was able to calm down when faced with the temptation of "Quinwei Baihu". It turned out that my mother was completely gone.

Harley was disappointed and disappointed, having lost an equivalent way to exchange for the Speed ​​Force.

If she only upgrades her defense expertise to a low-to-medium level (below level 6), the energy required is not too much, and she will shyly ask for it.

But starting from 5 to 6, the energy required for each level is too exaggerated.

Especially at levels 8 and 9, she has to whip people into sex. No matter how thick-skinned she is, she won't be able to speak.

Unless they owe her a huge favor.

How big a "big favor" is depends on each person.

For a bastard like Luther, let alone redeeming his relatives, even if he saves his own life many times, he will at most remember it in his heart and will never be grateful and repay life; For heroes of justice, as long as they arrange a good home for their loved ones, they will burst into tears of gratitude and go out of their way to help her.

Therefore, favors are given to heroes.

For villains, rob if you can; if you can't, ask Da Chao to help.

Seeing Harley's silence, Barry thought she didn't have any clever tricks, so he was about to leave, "Harley, one of my powerful enemies in Central City has also been resurrected as a living corpse. I have to capture it as soon as possible."

"Strong enemy? Who is it?"

The Flash is capable of not killing people, and almost no one of his "fans" dies. In addition, there are almost no people who can be a strong enemy of The Flash in Central City.

So Harley was curious.

Barry looked complicated and said, "You also know Dr. Swan, Reverse Flash."

At this moment, everyone facing Harley felt a little dazzled because the light in her eyes was too bright.

"Can it still run out of the Speed ​​Force?" Her voice was trembling a little.

"Escape from the Speed ​​Force?"

What kind of weird statement is this?

Barry frowned and said, "Even if it becomes a living corpse, it is still a speedster."

Harley almost screamed "Awesome".

The darkest night has arrived now. She has listened to the bad news all night, and now she finally gets an unexpected surprise.

She didn't know much about the DC universe in her previous life. When she came into contact with Dr. Swann in this life, she didn't know that he was a speedster - with her strength at the time, even if she knew, it would be useless and she couldn't defeat him.

By the time she found out that Swann also had the Speed ​​Force, he was already dead and couldn't even find his soul.

She has searched, but she is neither in hell nor in heaven.

By the time she was able to take on the speedsters, there were no speedster villains left for her to deal with.

"Do you want my help?" Harley asked enthusiastically.

"No need, I can deal with him, and you are being watched by the mastermind behind the scenes. If he sees you appearing elsewhere, he may send an army of zombies to bloodbath your manor." Barry shook his head.

Harley looked around at the old and young in the room. Although there was Superboy and the Teen Titans,

"Boo!" The Archimedes airship suddenly jumped out of Limbo and stopped in the yard outside the door.

Harley waved her hand and said, "Barry, you go first. But don't worry, safety comes first."

She figured it out, so what if she found the living corpse of Reverse Flash?

It wouldn't just transfer the Speed ​​Force to her and let her absorb it.

If she wants to steal its speed force, the black light ring will definitely be able to detect it. Can the mastermind behind it get her wish?

All she had to do was let the Black Lantern Ring fall off its finger, and she would be in vain.

"Bruce, you, why is there blood on your face? Have you met an enemy?" Dachao looked at Bruce who walked in and said in surprise.

Harley was also surprised. Bruce seemed to have been sprayed on the face with a shotgun.

The wounds on his face and chest were evenly distributed.

Bruce looked frustrated and said nothing.

It was Selena Barabara who told the story again.

"Hahaha" Harley laughed after hearing this, "Xanadu really cares about food and not fight. Every time I do fortune-telling for you, I get backlash. Every time I get backlash, I swear I will never get involved in your bad things again.

Then every time she encountered a crisis and asked her for divination, she couldn't hold back her turbulent heart. "

"Her eyeballs exploded, and there were two bloody holes in her eye sockets. It looked so scary." Selena was still terrified when she talked about Xanadu's appearance.

"Don't worry about her. This isn't the first time. She's used to it." Harley smiled unsympathetically.

"What does it mean when Xanadu's divination is counterattacked? It's just a prediction of Dick's state." Bruce asked puzzledly.

"What did she say herself?"

Bruce sighed and said, "She told us to get out of here as far as we can, and we are not allowed to look for her again in the future."

"Ha ha ha ha."

After laughing for a while, Harley didn't give her guess.

She had a guess that Dick would be involved in something big in the future.

And major events are still led by a certain supreme being, which is probably the reason why his life should not be cut off.

But she didn't say anything, so she kept him anxious, worried, and worried. Who told him not to believe her.

Now that Bruce had brought back the Archimedes airship, Harley didn't want to delay and used the airship to send all the mortals in the manor to Paradise Mountain overnight.

Louise and the housekeeper Alfred refused to leave.

Alfred didn't succeed, but Louise stayed at the manor.

With nothing to worry about, Harley started the "Global Rescue Operation" with Super, Starfire and several other Teen Titans.

Holding the list of heroes and their home addresses in their hands, they knocked on doors to confirm whether they had encountered any living corpses, and whether they and their families were ordinary people after heroes pretending to be zombies. Wherever black light zombies appeared, they would Go there immediately.

The results were shocking to them. In just one night, 58 heroes who they had determined died.

Harley sent them an announcement immediately!

Half of these people who died died after receiving the notice, and they died in a miserable and helpless manner.

For example, Green Lantern Guy Gardner.

He wasn't dead, but Harley thought he might as well be dead now.

After this guy saw Harley's announcement, he spent a lot of effort and finally got rid of the zombie grandfather and his good friend in the SEAL team who died blocking the gun for him.

But feeling depressed, he turned around and went to the bar to get drunk.

Drinking to drown one's sorrows is not a mistake.

After all, everyone is different, with different experiences and personalities, different feelings when encountering the living corpse of a loved one, and different ways of resolving emotions.

It just so happened that Guy Gardner also had sex after drinking, and fell in love with a sexy and beautiful girl who looked like Marilyn Monroe.

When Harley drove the blimp to the door, they were still roaring, biting, and scratching on the bed.

Well, it really roars, bites, and claws.

That woman is actually a living corpse!

If Harley hadn't arrived in time, Guy Gardner would have been turned into a dead man.

At this moment, Gardner was wrapped like a mummy, looking at the airship dome with dull eyes, muttering: "Why is this happening? The living corpse is like a real person, with body temperature and..."

The cry is also very energetic.

"Didn't you read the announcement?" Harley asked.

"I read it. I read the two announcements carefully."

After the "Hawkeye Woman Incident", Harley urgently issued a second announcement, warning the heroes to be careful of their companions who suddenly appeared in front of them.

If you encounter a request for rescue, first verbally agree, then send the message to her and let her handle it.

Harley's rescue efficiency is extremely high: first she traps the person with a bubble, then Dachao flies over with a "whoosh" and rolls the ring himself.

The living corpse cannot break free from Bubble's shackles, nor can it resist Da Chao's huge power.

Basically, as long as someone calls for help, they will arrive immediately.

"Then what are you still doubting? It goes to bed with you to stimulate your three emotions: love, pity, and greed. It suddenly speaks out in the middle to make you fearful and angry.

Coupled with your 'will' as a lantern, six of the seven emotions are activated at once.

Take out your heart at this time, the heat is just right and the taste is sweet. " Harley said.

"But Mary Falk, who would have thought that she was the real Marilyn."

Gagardner was in a very complicated mood. Being with the living corpse made him sick and ashamed.

But the feeling at the time was completely real, and it is still memorable when I think about it now, especially after knowing the true identity of the living corpse, it is even more exciting.

But thinking of his lost stump, he felt desolate and desperate.

"That's probably not the real Marilyn, it just looks a bit like it, because the real Marilyn was not buried in the ground." Harley said.

"Fake." As a die-hard fan of Marilyn, Guy Gardner immediately remembered that his idol had been cremated that year, and the beautiful excitement in his heart disappeared, leaving only sadness and anger.

"You like Marilyn very much?" Harley asked.

"Yeah" Gai responded dully.

"Alas, the living corpse is so smart. Not only does it engage in honey traps, but it also plays into their favour. It's so hard to guard against." Dachao looked at him with sympathy in his eyes.

Harley's heart moved and she said: "We met hundreds of superheroes, big and small, tonight, but it seems that only Guy encountered the beauty trap."

"You mean, he was targeted?" Louise said.

Well, she is also on the blimp. At this moment, Archimedes loaded a cabin as big as a Boeing 737 cabin, which is not too small.

Louise is collecting news materials with a camera on her shoulder.

The reason why she doesn't want to go to Paradise Mountain is that she can't let go of her work.

"Don't forget, the man behind the scenes is probably 'Black Hand' William Hand!" Harley said.

"Fake, I understand, William Hand must be messing with me! This is very similar to what he can do, and he has always been at odds with us Green Lanterns."

Guy Gardner yelled, "I swear, I'm going to kill him!"

William "Blackhand" Hand is a "Green Lantern fan", not just Hal Jordan.

As a competent "hero fan", understanding the heroes' hobbies and habits is definitely a basic skill.

That’s why there are bar romances and sexy copycat “Marilyn.”

If it were Hal or Kyle who stayed on Earth on duty, wouldn't they be able to meet "Audrey"?

"Harry, have you noticed that living corpses have a single way of killing people?" Louise said, staring at Gegard's left chest.

Harley nodded slightly, "It's all black tigers that take out the hearts of the victims."

"Why?" Louise wondered: "Although the heart is a vital part, digging out the heart is definitely not as efficient as breaking the neck or slitting the throat.

There is also a layer of strong chest muscles outside the heart and hard ribs as a shield.

Just like Gai, he slit his throat directly with his sharp claws. He had already become a member of the army of living zombies.

As a result, that 'Marilyn' still insisted on digging out her heart with her claws on such a complicated 'battlefield', giving Guy a chance to struggle. "

Guy Gardner's left pectoral muscle was dug out into a palm-sized and steamed bun-thick muscle, and his ribs were exposed. However, this thick pectoral muscle also protected his heart from being killed with one move. After one move, he was already dead. Activate the green light ring.

(ps: The living corpse resurrected by the black light ring can indeed perfectly simulate a real person, and even "Superman" is difficult to detect. In "Blackest Night", Superboy Prime returned to the earth of origin, but his girlfriend Laurie was killed by the black light. Transformed into a living corpse.

But when she hugged and kissed him, Superboy, who had super vision and super hearing, didn't notice anything unusual.

Of course, this plot is mentioned just to explain the setting of the black light zombie.

In this book, the final crisis has not even started yet - I moved the green light plot to before the final crisis. The reason has been explained before. There is a problem with the chronological order of major DC events. The White Day cannot appear in the book. After Final Crisis, the White Day is related to the Life Equation, and after Final Crisis, the plot of the Life Equation and the Anti-Life Equation has ended.

Now that Superboy hasn't returned to the Earth of origin, there won't be a plot involving the death of "Lois". Speaking of which, Superboy is really miserable. )