I want to have a date with Superman

"Yes." Supergirl tilted her head and looked at it for a while, then asked doubtfully: "She received tens of thousands of punches on her face, and they were all punched by 'Superman'. Why are there no bruises?"

"It probably has something to do with the bulge on her body. The harder she was beaten, the faster the bulge ran." Uncle Sam pondered.

"What's that bulge?" Hal and Kara asked in unison.

Uncle Sam turned to look at Dinah and Diana, "You are her favored ones, do you know this kind of magic?"

Dinah shook her head, "I don't know, I haven't used this technique before."

"Harry's level has improved rapidly in recent days. It's probably a way to vent her energy." Diana guessed with a serious expression: "You also heard that after being beaten, her body was like a bell, and there was a 'dang, dang, dang, dang' sound. the sound of.

The foundation of her martial arts is the Celestial Dynasty's "Golden Bell".

When she was still weak, she hired a group of villains with sticks to beat her body every day to break her muscles and bones.

Later, she probably used the enhanced version of the "Golden Bell" to condense the defensive martial arts rules.

At this time, she is using her magic power, and the thick-skin law triggers visions of the gods, so we can also 'hear' sounds in outer space.

In fact, it is not listening with the ears, but contacting the information of the sound with the soul. "

She explained seriously, and the others listened seriously.

After listening, Super Girl said with admiration: "Although I don't understand it very well, it's so awesome."

"Stop boxing with her. Each of you grabs one of her arms and tears her into two pieces." Sinestro suddenly whispered to the two supermen through the yellow light ring.

While Harley was being beaten by two supermen, he had already withdrawn the Yellow Lantern Corps from the battle circle.

However, he didn't immediately throw them back into battle with the Green Lantern Corps.

The Sinestro Corps members are in bad shape.

They carry the central energy battery of the yellow light with them, and the energy of the light ring is sufficient. However, most of the "heart of fear" that drives the fear emotion was shattered by Harley.

Although he couldn't participate in the battle in person, he had been watching Harley challenge the two super players alone.

He was deeply shocked by her "thick-skinned power" and sighed in his heart: Even the thick-skinned Goddess of War is too thick-skinned to be able to hurt even Superman.

While admiring her strong defense, Sinestro also quickly saw her obvious flaws.

First of all, the strength is insufficient.

Well, much stronger than an average person, but nowhere near as good as Superman.

Secondly, it is slow.

Her reaction speed is quite fast, and she can slightly keep up with Superman's "Light Speed ​​Punch", but her body is very slow and she can't dodge it.

After analyzing her strengths and weaknesses, he keenly discovered that the attack methods of the two supermen were very problematic.

They can only punch hard, which means they have been using their strongest spear to deal with Witch Harley's strongest shield.

This is very unsmart. We should use our strengths to attack our weaknesses.

"Hey" Harley quickly discovered something unusual about the two supermen.

They no longer punched, but took a half-step back and turned their fists into claws. Superboy-Prime grabbed her left wrist, and Mechanical Superman directly grabbed her right fist with his huge metal palm.

Then the two of them pulled her and instantly entered the sub-light speed state.

"It's a good idea, but it's a pity that I have already considered the killer move you guys can think of, but this move is useless to me now."

Feeling the pulling force that almost tore his body into two pieces, Harley immediately understood their tactics.

No time to think about how they suddenly became smarter, she immediately activated the vitality defense specialty: level 5 (energy comes from Neptune), which has a moderate degree of control over the "life tissue" that has a direct life connection with herself.

As she thought, her hands suddenly became thinner and longer.

She seemed to have turned into a rubber figure. With two "puffs", her arms broke away from the pull of the two supermen like a loach.

"Harry, are you okay?"

Her body was still making inertial motion at sub-light speed, and several people came close to her and behind her, pulling her to complete the deceleration.

It's Hal, Diana, and Supergirl.

They suddenly saw her being grabbed by two supermen and disappearing in front of their eyes. They were all frightened and hurriedly chased after her.

After chasing her, they saw that her hands were eight or nine meters long. She was weak and boneless, which was very strange. They were shocked and worried.

"I'm fine." Harley shook her two noodle-like arms. They shortened visibly and returned to their original shape.

"Hahaha, Witch Harley, we finally caught the fatal flaw."

Although he missed the first time, when he came back, Superboy-Prime still looked proud, as if he had seen the end of her being cut into pieces.

"Have you seen the Parallax Demon?" Harley asked through spiritual transmission.

Hal was startled and said quickly: "It ran away. When you ravaged the Yellow Lantern Corps, it was so frightened that it screamed and ran away without a trace.

But don't worry, Gunther is gone too.

He had been fighting the Parallax Demon before, and now he was probably tracking it. "

"Use the green light ring to send a message to Gunther and ask him if he is following the Chamo." Harley said.

"Let's just concentrate on dealing with Superboy Prime and Mechanical Superman, and don't lose our lives carelessly." Hal said worriedly.

"Do you really believe Superboy's stupid words, that he found my fatal flaw?" Harley sneered: "I'm not afraid to tell you, I held back my strength during the whole battle, just for fear of using too much force and scaring the Parallax Demon from coming back. .

I'm even more afraid that this battle will be won early and the Parallax Demon will disappear forever.

If Gunther loses it, I'll pretend to be dead later.

When I die, the Parallax Demon himself will come running back. "

"Pretend to be dead? How can you pretend?" Hal asked in surprise.

Everyone knows that she likes to play dead, so how could anyone be fooled?

"Isn't Superboy feeling smug right now, thinking that tearing my body apart can kill me? Later I will let him and Mechanical Superman get their wish, tear me into two pieces, and spread my blood all over the starry sky. It's so miserable," said Harley. .

"Dismember the body? Are you crazy - uh"

Hal was about to exclaim when he suddenly remembered the "Who is the God of Kitchen Utensils" game that she and Major Mighty played not long ago.

She seemed to be able to divide the body into six pieces without dying.

Thinking of this, Hal was speechless for a while. Her state of pretending to be dead was indeed unfathomable.

"Don't worry about the Parallax Demon, I've locked it firmly."

At this moment, Ganser's voice suddenly appeared in several people's minds at the same time.

"Where are you?" Harley asked in surprise.

"Two light years away, I used astral projection to hide my whereabouts and monitor the Parallax Demon. At the same time, I allocated part of my spiritual power to pay attention to the battle on your side.

From Hal Jordan's ring, I also heard your conversation. Don't worry about the Parallax Demon, you can let go and concentrate on dealing with the two 'supermen'. "Gunther explained simply.

Hal was worried that Harley would blame Gunther for eavesdropping on her conversation, and quickly explained: "This is a communication method often used by the Guardians. Each Lantern is their teleportation base station."

Harley nodded and flew towards the eager Superboy.

Although the few people just said a lot of things, they all happened in their consciousness at an extremely fast speed, and the outside world only lasted two breaths.

"Come on, let's try again." Harley raised her finger to Superboy.

"The witch is treacherous, don't act rashly!" Sinestro warned from a distance.

Superboy hesitated for a moment, then winked at Mechanical Superman. The two of them, one on the left and the other on the right, were like two laser beams, shooting at Harley's side.

During the flight, Superboy also sent a message to the mechanical superman through the yellow light ring: "This time we attack her lower body, her legs are very long, let's take one each, crush the bones at the ankle first, so that she can't do what she did just now. Break free like that, and then—"

"Bang bang!" Superman walked around below her, stretched out his hand to explore Ms. Harley's white calves under her trousers, and bumped into a screen at the same time.

There is no landscape on the screen, only three words, "obscene" on the left, "cheap" on the right, and the huge "Superman Arena" on the top.

The screen rolled around them, encasing the two supermen in two bubbles.

Seeing the words "Superman Arena", Wonder Woman and Supergirl moved at the same time.

This was the code they had agreed upon before. When Harley opened the "Superman Arena", they immediately transformed into "Superman Gladiators".

"The same tricks have no effect on me." Superboy-Prime sneered, swinging his fist to hit the bubble wall.

"Your opponent is me."

Diana had a shield in her left hand and a sword in her right hand. She was surrounded by thunder and her body was covered with a layer of gold film, and she hit him head on.

The tough and solid bubble wall was like a phantom, posing no obstacle to her, and she came to Superboy in a "whoosh".

On the other side, Super Girl also turned into a beam of red light and rushed into Mechanical Superman's bubble.

"OK, the two supermen have taken care of it. Now you go and deal with Sinestro, who is still alive. This war is almost over." Harley said to Hal with a smile.

"they."

Hal couldn't tell for a while whether the two women in the bubble could defeat their opponents, "Won't the bubble burst during the battle?"

Harley raised her chin to the side, "Look at Dinah."

Dinah stayed at the edge of the bubble. Once the bubble showed signs of bursting, she opened her mouth and roared at the "Superman" who wanted to break out of the wall.

The roar made him dizzy, and his enemy pulled him back and beat him hard.

Moreover, the two bubbles are not in a fixed shape. They expand, shrink, elongate, and become gourd-shaped.

No matter how it changes, it will be good for Diana or Supergirl and bad for their enemies.

For example, when Diana launches an attack, the space she is in becomes larger and Superboy's position becomes smaller.

The bubble overall looks like a gourd.

Diana is in the gourd's belly, making it easy to swing her sword, while Superboy is stuck in his belly, giving him little space to dodge.

When Diana cut off a golden energy conduit on Superboy's "anti-surveillance armor" with a sword, she was hit in the chin by Superboy's punch, and the bubble stretched into the shape of a sausage.

A "rope" is tied in the middle and divided into two sausages, blocking Superboy on the other side.

When he beat the bubble wall angrily and was about to break out, the goddess of war Diana had already readjusted her condition and stabbed him with the sword again.

And when she rushed towards Superboy, there was no obstacle in front of her.

"Okay, Harley, your bubbles are too powerful." Hal was overjoyed.

Harley looked embarrassed.

Uncle Sam pondered: "Bubble's defense is indeed powerful, but the key is clever tactics.

However, this tactic works wonders the first time. What is the furthest distance you can control the bubble the second time? Is it within sight? "

Harley shook her head and said: "Bubbles must follow me, and the radius of the bubbles cannot exceed a hundred meters."

"You have enough defense but not enough offense. If the enemy doesn't get close to you, you can't catch him. But if he doesn't get close to you, he can't hurt you either." Uncle Sam commented.

Harley didn't say anything, but she didn't think so in her heart. She was only level 110 now. How big would the bubble range be when she reaches level 120?

After level 130 and level 140, sooner or later one day, she will spit out a bubble and envelop the entire DC multiverse.

"Uncle Sam, what do you do in this tactic?" Hal asked curiously.

Uncle Sam touched the long beard on his chin, "Team Bubble is responsible for Superman, and I am responsible for representing the earth and fighting against the Yellow Lantern Corps with my Green Lantern friends.

Hal, let's prepare to attack while the yellow light is weak. "

"Superboy-Prime, don't panic, I'm here to help you!"

Before they could take action, Sinestro on the other side had already made a decisive decision and led all the legion members to rush over.

The Sinestro Corps is mainly composed of three parts: the four most powerful kings, the Yellow Lantern, and the mechanical hunter.

At this time, the mechanical hunters rushed to the front. They were not afraid of casualties and used pure physical impact to rain down on the culprit Harley.

To be more precise, their target is the bubble that traps the two supermen.

"Ahh!!" Black Phoenix Dinah stood in front of the bubble. The phoenix howled in the starry sky, and ripples flew out from her throat in circles, quickly expanding enough to cover all enemies.

It had an effect. The speed of the mechanical hunter decreased, and the body began to slowly crack, shatter, and fall off. It was like Optimus Prime of substandard quality falling freely and passing through the atmosphere.

Hal and the Green Lantern Corps were also ready to stop them, but Sinestro led the yellow lanterns and came from the side.

Yellow Lantern and Robot Hunter split into two, biting the enemy like a pair of pliers.

Although the body was damaged, the machine hunter was the highest-tech crystallization of DC's first civilization after all. It passed through Dinah's sonic killing range and hit the bubble next to her.

"Bang bang bang~~" and the dense impact like raindrops caused the bubbles to twist at an extremely fast speed.

Harley's expression became serious and sweat began to form on her forehead.

She was using her own will to bear the impact.

If it weren't for the fact that her second will and mind (cheeky) defense expertise was already at level eight, she would have been unable to withstand it.

"Self-destruct!" Sinestro, who was distractedly observing the battlefield, gave the order coldly.

"BOOMBOOOOMBOOOOM!"

The energy carried by the robot hunter is more terrifying than a hydrogen bomb, otherwise it would not be able to sail hundreds of millions of light years and manage a sector of the universe.

At this time, the energy in the bodies of hundreds of machine hunters exploded instantly, and Harley, Dinah, and the two bubbles were suddenly covered in violent red light.

However, Harley's special skills were fully activated at this time. The high temperature and high radiation caused by the explosion had little effect on her and Bubbles. Only the shock wave could not be avoided and injuries could not be avoided.

"Boobo~~" The bubble persisted for half a second, and was finally torn apart by two supermen.

"Witch Harley, you're done!"

As soon as she heard Superboy-Prime's evil smile, Harley felt a heartbreaking pain in her ankle.

It was pinched.

That hand was so strong that it wanted to break her bones.

Harry sneered in his heart. The Life Link Defense Specialty controlled the cells in the legs, and the calf muscles and bones instantly became "rubber bands" that could change shapes freely.

It was her right leg that was grabbed. While using his hands to break her bones, Superboy swung his arms, spinning his body at high speed like a top.

First of all, he wanted to use this high-speed rotation to make Harley dizzy and unable to resist; secondly, Wonder Woman was not a vegetarian. As soon as he broke free from the bubble cage, she chased him with a sword.

He didn't want to get into a unnecessary entanglement with her, so he used the witch Harley as a weapon to keep her away from her.

But in the next moment, he realized that something was wrong with the feel of his hand. The ankle he was holding seemed to have turned into a snake. It was not only flexible and boneless, but it kept stretching, and it also wound up quickly along his arm.

"What is that?" Superboy was shocked and quickly opened his "Superman Eyes" to look over.

Then he saw a weird foot. It was small, but not very delicate. Instead, it was a bit deformed. The toe was too big and too long. Strictly speaking, it was not big, not as thick as his little finger, but that foot The foot is too small, and the other four fingers are also small. The 10 cm long toe seems too big and long.

"Whoosh!" Superboy was stunned for a moment. Those little feet were extremely fast, but like a poisonous snake's letter, they suddenly pierced his wide-open right eye before he could react.

However, Superboy's eyes were also made of steel, and his eyes were only sore but not broken.

"You dare to do such a trivial thing——"

Just as Superboy was about to sneer, a thick mist of gastric acid spurted out from between his fingers.

Superboy's vision was hazy, and a layer of muddy yellow crystals seemed to have solidified on the surface of his eyeballs.

"Ah, my eyes, I can't see!" Superboy howled miserably: "Witch Harley, you are so insidious, you even used athlete's foot to plot against me, such vicious athlete's foot!"