I want to have a date with Superman

Five hours after the Coruga Change.

Earth, AM, Quinn Manor.

"Harley, Harley, something bad has happened. Kyle has been kidnapped by Sinestro!"

Three beams of green light streaked across the sky like shooting stars, landing in front of seven or eight men and women wearing training uniforms in the front yard of the manor.

"Hal, what did you say?" Dinah asked in surprise.

"Dina? Why are you here, where is Harley?"

Hal looked around anxiously. There were many people there, but there was no Harley.

Dinah looked down at her training clothes and said, "While Harley is not going to work in heaven, I have been coming here to receive her special 'energy vibration' training these days.

What happened? You said Kyle was kidnapped. What happened? Harley is out working now. "

"Hey, Gardner, are you injured?" Then she saw the red-haired Green Lantern being supported by the red-skinned female alien.

Hal said quickly: "Kyle was kidnapped by Sinestro. We need to see Harley immediately. Where is she?"

"It seems like you went to the Metropolis?" Dinah looked at Ivy uncertainly, "Is that right?"

Ivy nodded and said: "Metropolis, Headquarters of the Sky Eye Society."

"Let's go to Metropolis." Hal said to the two lanterns.

"What happened? Hal, now I am the leader of the Zhenglian." Dinah reminded angrily.

Hal didn't even feel embarrassed, he just said hastily: "Then you come too."

Three Green Lanterns, including the leader of the True Alliance, rushed to the Sky Eye Society, but still couldn't find Harley.

"She did come, but she only stayed for half an hour and then went out on business." Amanda said with twinkling eyes.

"Where is she and what is she doing?" Hal asked urgently.

"It is inconvenient to reveal the affairs of the Sky Eye Society to the public. Otherwise, you can wait in the lobby outside. She may be back at noon." Amanda said.

Dinah said seriously: "Amanda, the matter is urgent and concerns the safety of the multiverse and the entire earth. Tell the truth, where is she?"

"Another multiverse-level crisis? What kind of crisis is it?" Amanda looked suspicious.

"The Sinestro Corps is in crisis! In addition to Sinestro, the Yellow Lantern Corps also has Superboy and the Anti-Monitor. Do you think it's a crisis or not?" Dinah said.

"Sinestro Corps." Amanda's dark face changed with emotions several times, "Harley is in Slab Island Prison, providing mental health care for super villains."

Then she suggested: "How about you send her a message and ask her to come back as soon as she is free?"

Hal shook his head and said: "Before I came back from Oa, I used the guard dog to leave a message to her, asking her to wait for us at home and we would be back soon."

"Whoosh!" Before he finished speaking, a figure flashed, and Da Chao appeared in Amanda's office. He looked at several Green Lanterns and said solemnly: "Hal, I saw your text message and saw you flying to Metropolis. , what happened to Kyle?"

"Go to Harley first, and we'll talk together when we find her."

Slab Island Prison, an underground research area for criminals with special abilities.

Led by Amanda, the heroes of Zhenglian went down the stairs. The air seemed to be getting hotter and drier.

"Da da da da" was the only sound of their own footsteps, and the surroundings were very quiet.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I won't play anymore. You are the 'God of Kitchen Utensils'. I give up. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu don't play, you are the 'God of Kitchen Utensils', I give up. Uuuuuuuu, let me go, please, uuuuuuu."

Suddenly, a whimpering as light as a breeze blew from below, vaguely visible, vaguely present, and seemingly non-existent.

Gardner's expression became concentrated, "Harley is down there? What is she doing?"

Amanda said calmly: "As a doctor who specializes in the psychology of super villains, besides treating patients, what else can she do?

Of course, because the prisoner's identity and condition are very special, her treatment methods are also a little special in the eyes of ordinary people who don't understand anything. "

"No, ah ah ah -" As they got closer, the voice gradually became clearer, and they could even hear the trembling in the cry, and could guess his pain and fear.

At the same time, the air is drier and hotter.

Amanda paused, wiped the hot sweat from her forehead, frowned and said, "I'm just an ordinary person. I can't survive in the next environment. You can go down on your own."

"Let me help you." Hal Jordan put a green light protective cover on her and asked doubtfully: "Is there a volcano down there?"

"It's not a volcano," Dachao squinted at the air in front of him, seeming to see something else in the air, "It's radiation. There is a powerful radiation source below, like -"

"Major Divine!" Guy Gardner said angrily, "I can smell his stink from afar, and his voice -"

Speaking of this, he suddenly froze.

In his impression, Major Divine Power was a huge man with an arrogant and domineering personality. His voice was always loud, powerful, cruel and evil.

But this time, what came from below was not his signature grin, nor his angry curses, nor his arrogant and conceited shouts, but crying?

Major Mighty is crying?

Crying and begging like a weak little girl?

And the cry was so sad and sad.

"Hahaha, the game has just reached its climax, how can you say you won't play it if you don't want to?"

The smile is arrogant and cheerful, and the voice is clear but loud, it's Harley!

"Deng, Deng, Deng~~" They subconsciously speeded up their pace.

About five floors underground, about 30 meters away, they finally saw other light sources besides street lamps.

It was like a golden-red glow, bound together and stuffed into the hall below. A linear beam of light that burned the skin was transmitted from the door.

"Shit, nuclear radiation is visible to the naked eye!" Hal cursed and quickly covered himself and those around him with a thick green light energy shield.

"No, don't, please, compassion, compassion! Don't be like this, it hurts, oh oh." Major Divine Right's crying was clearer, even a bit deafening.

The radiation in the hall was like waves, rushing towards the door one after another, but was blocked by a layer of light gold film.

"This" Dachao stretched out his hand and touched the gold film, which was like a flexible plastic plate.

"It's Harley's God of War force field, which is the defensive golden film." Dinah also touched it, and it smelled very familiar.

"Why has the scope of the defensive gold film become so large? Although we can't see clearly, along the way, the mask in the upper hall has never been less than 100 square meters." Hal asked in surprise.

"Perhaps her strength has improved again?" Dinah said thoughtfully: "At first, her golden membrane could only stick to her skin, but later the golden membrane could separate several feet from the body, forming a golden bell that covered her.

Or, a person like me who is favored by the gods can condense a ‘Golden Body of the God of War’ that is several feet tall.

Now she just expanded the scope again, which is normal."

At the end of the sentence, there was a strong sense of uncertainty in her tone.

She knows best how strong the defensive golden film is. Using the Golden Body of the God of War to protect a few friends around her is already very buggy. If the entire hall can be covered, if there are dozens of Zhenglian heroes in the hall, they will not be invincible. ?

"Harley!" Hal shouted, and slapped the light wall with his hands, "Bang bang bang!"

"While working, don't interrupt." A line of big words appeared on the wall, which was Harley's response.

"Harley, stop playing around. Something big happened. Kyle was captured by Sinestro." Hal continued to shout.

"The matter has come to this, there is no point in hurrying." Another line of big characters.

Hal opened his mouth but was speechless.

"What are you doing?" Dinah asked.

"Ah, don't, don't~~~" She was answered by Major Divine Power's howl like a pig being killed.

"Oh my god!!" Dachao, who had been facing the wall of light to activate his super vision, suddenly turned pale and exclaimed, "Harry is crazy."

"What's wrong?"

"She, she was cut into more than thirty pieces." Dachao said tremblingly.

"What?" Everyone looked confused.

"Inside is a large room that should be the kitchen."

"Kitchen? Are you sure you saw it clearly? It's not the torture room?" Hal asked.

"The hall is arranged like a kitchen. I read it correctly. There are refrigerators, ovens, microwaves, induction cookers, chopping boards, and cabinets. The kitchen has everything you need. They are all yellow light energy appliances. Their functions should be the same as real ones. No difference.

Harley just placed herself on a large chopping board, using a guillotine similar to Louis XVI's guillotine - one end of the rope was in the hands of Major Divine Power, and she cut one section at a time, covering her palms, forearms, upper arms, and head."

Dachao turned his head with a pale face, "It's so tragic. She was cut into sections and stuffed into the refrigerator."

"Hahahaha, it's your turn." Harley's laughter was cheerful and hearty, completely inconsistent with the scene Dachao described.

"Ah, I give up, I won't play anymore, I give up, you are the God of Cooking, I am not qualified to compete with you, ow~~~"

Then came the screams of Major Divine Power, one wave after another, one wave higher than the other, which made them panic.

"What's going on?" They looked at Dachao in confusion, "Is there an illusion? Harley didn't scream, but Major Divine Power howled."

Dachao looked at the light wall for a while, then shook his head, "It's not an illusion, but Harley climbed out of the refrigerator, Fuck!"

He rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, "She crawled out step by step, and Major Divine Power was scared crazy. Oh, I was wrong.

He was not frightened crazy by the scene of the corpse crawling out, but because of what happened next.

God~~~"

Dachao held onto the light wall, closed his eyes, and shook his head vigorously, trying to throw away everything he had just seen.

"What's wrong?" Several people asked in confusion.

Dachao said with a sad look on his face: "She was cutting Major Shenli into sections, and then stacked them neatly into the refrigerator hall. The reason why the radiation in the hall is so high is that it was ejected from Major Shenli's severed limbs. Yeah, Farke, how long has she been playing?"

"Uh, why did she do that?" Guy Gardner also had an uncomfortable expression on his face, as if he was about to vomit.

"This is Harley's 'game therapy'." Several old heroes sighed in unison.

"What?" Guy Gardner has only been a Green Lantern for two years and has never seen Harley's "special mental illness treatment technique."

Dinah explained: "Each super villain has a 'special skill'. She specializes in their best projects and develops incredible, perverted and evil games to compete fairly with them."

"This is just perverted," Gardner muttered.

"Anything that ordinary people cannot understand is a perversion that cannot be understood in ordinary people's eyes." Amanda defended her boss with seemingly reasonable nonsense.

"Otherwise, we'd better go up." Da Chao glanced at the light wall and quickly turned his head.

"It's too troublesome to go back and forth. Just wait here. We have something urgent. Harley should be out soon." Hal said.

Dachao hesitated: "But——"

"Ouch, no, God, Virgin Mary, please, don't do this~~"

Major Shenli's miserable howl interrupted Dachao's words.

"What's wrong?" Dinah asked.

"The process of stuffing the corpses into the refrigerator is over. Now let's steam the steamed buns in the oven." Dachao twisted his face and pointed at his head with his finger.

"Ugh" they want to retch.

Hal also hesitated, "Let's go up there and take shelter."

Avoid it. It sounds like the lights, shadows and sounds created by Harley are some kind of terrible scourge.

But no one objected, and they quickly climbed up to five floors.